Slut, Whore or Both

Is sex starved “slut” Miley Cyrus a “whore?”

Does she need “penises” like she needs “air to breath” or does she just pretend to need a “dick” because she think it makes her “edgy” and she wants to “ridicule” past boyfriend Liam Hemsworth?

I think she’s the “real” deal. I’ve never been more sure than after seeing this picture. Normally female entertainers don’t let fans “rub their pussies” on stage.

It’s in their “DNA” to back away. But not so Miley. Basically pressing herself into the “fondling” hands. That’s a “whore” 101.

You can’t teach this type of “sluttiness”. Got to be “born” with it.

Her performances are getting more and more “vulgar”, and once again things took a “bizarre” turn at London’s “G-A-Y” nightclub where she launched into afoul mouthed “bitter tirade”, seemingly aimed at her “ex fiancé” Liam Hemsworth.

Screaming at the crowd before she broke into song she ranted: “And every time you get in your car, you’re going to hear my fucking song on the fucking radio, you piece of shit. That’s right.

“And then I’m gonna take all my clothes off, I’m gonna sit on a big, giant dick — sometimes two — I’m gonna swing around, and then I’m gonna hold the record for the most-watched music video on Vevo,” she continued.

“So then — you know, you can tell a lot about a person — I think you can tell how big their dick is by how much confidence they have usually, and if I was a dude I’d probably have a really big dick, ‘cause I feel really good about myself now.”

The star concluded her ranting “soliloquy” by directing her “anger” at one person in particular.

“So I’m gonna tell those motherfuckers that broke my heart, particularly one, to suck my fat dick and to enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life.” This song is called “Wrecking Ball” she finished before launching into the track.

In what became a particularly “raunchy” performance Miley also mentioned “date rape.”

She brought a friend on stage to wish him a “Happy Birthday” and referring to her friend’s sexuality, she said: “You know, everyone’s a little bit gay. It’s the truth.”

“Everyone’s gay, all it takes is one cocktail. And if that doesn’t work, sprinkle something in their drink. That’s what I always do.”

The show then became even more “outrageous” as she performed “provocatively” with a giant “blow-up” penis.

Here is what Dr. Laura Schlessinger thinks of Miley’s “provocative” slutty behavior:

“There is a place for the Miley Cyrus’ of this world… and it’s in whorehouses and bars! And if you are a parent who takes your kids to see her, you are a moron and you should lose your parental rights!”

But the doctor wasn’t finished. She referred to Cyrus as a “disgusting little pig” and a “piece of shit” and added:

“Miley Cyrus is a piece of scum. Unlike Madonna who plays to adults, Miley positions herself with kids and any parent who takes their kid to a Cyrus concert should lose custody of their children.”

Laura then quoted Billy Ray Cyrus’ defense of his daughter and took it upon herself to “address” the parents of Liam Hemsworth:

“No decent family would want their son to marry a girl like Miley. Are you listening Mr. and Mrs. Hemsworth?”

I guess Liam and his parents were “listening” to Laura’s advise.

The “break-up” obviously left deep “physical, emotional and mental” impairments and physiological “scar” tissues in this young and immature girl.

In my opinion you qualify for both.

Drag Queen of Porn
Bieber Fever
Too Old for Sex

Feminist Sandra Fluke

Heroic Sandra Fluke is the woman who couldn’t get “screwed” without taxpayer help and is now running to “screw” taxpayers.

In a surprising “turnabout,” women’s rights activist Sandra Fluke will not run for retiring Rep. Henry Waxman’s (D-Calif.) seat, and instead said she plans to run for a spot in the California “State” Senate.

“I am extremely moved by the outpouring of local and national support I have received since I announced that I was considering running for office,” Fluke said in a statement.

“While I strongly considered offering my candidacy for Congress, I feel there is a better way to advance the causes that are important to our community.”

She said she hopes to run for the state “Senate” post held by Ted Lieu, who has his “eyes” on Waxman’s seat. The district, California’s 26th, includes “West Hollywood, West Los Angeles, and Santa Monica.”

“I believe that the families and communities of this district – from West Hollywood to West LA and from Santa Monica to Torrance and beyond – deserve to have a fresh perspective from a new generation of progressive leadership in Sacramento, and I am eager to get to work fighting for the causes that matter most to our future as a community, state and nation,” Fluke said in the statement.

Just last week, Fluke told a local radio station that she was “strongly considering” running for the seat held by the 40-year veteran of Congress. She then filed the necessary “paperwork” to run with the California Democratic Party.

Fluke came into the “spotlight” in 2012 when she was denied the opportunity to testify at a House oversight hearing on ObamaCare’s “contraception” mandate.

Sandra’s “trophy” dorm room at college…

Rush Limbaugh then called her a “prostitute” and a “slut” on his show, and she became an “icon” for the left and women’s issues.

Touching, very touching.

Although this “look back” was entertaining, it didn’t capture the “true essence” of Ms. Fluke in my opinion.

Not a “deep enough probing” into Ms. Fluke and her various “positions”, most of which occurred while on her back.

Her political campaign sounds like a Polish “sex” manual… “she was in, then she was out, then she was in, then she was out…now she’s back in?”

This campaign, I am sure, will go “around” the world, and no doubt result in “happy” endings for all her constituents!

She will be working the polls right through “erection” night and be as “flexible” in her positions as needed to “garner” support.

One can only hope “ObamaCare” will pay for rug burns.

Vote “Sandra” and get “Fluked!”