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Plan B.O.

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on July 4, 2014 by andelino

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The Supreme Court has successfully “banned” women’s access to selective “birth control” contraception’s.

Some of them are “no longer” available anywhere in America and cannot be purchased because of “individual” business owner’s religious beliefs.

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Empty Drug Store shelves.

To save women from the “consequences” of their sexual appetities, and the “prejudice” of religious companies, President Obama has announced an “executive order” for government sponsored “birth control” options.

The President stated:

“Women of this country are between a rock and a hard place. The Supreme Court has obstructed women’s quest to have others pay for some of their birth control, so I have to act alone, without Congress.”

“That is why I have created a range of birth control options in a tiered system, to align with the existing ObamaCare plans: Gold, Silver and Bronze. ‘Plan B’ no longer exist, but now there are new options with ‘Plan B.O.’”

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The benefits of each “Plan B.O.” tier are as follows:

  • The Gold tier will consist of a hormonal implant that also doubles as a tracking device. Big Brother will always be looking over your shoulder, and into other places.
  • The Silver tier gifts you with an unlimited supply of uterine evacuations (abortions.) No need for pesky pregnancies.
  • The Bronze tier is a post-birth abortion. The government relieves you of the burden of keeping the child. The child is sent to Obama’s Common Core education camp and you never have to see them again.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid “promised” to try to restore the contraception coverage. “If the Supreme Court will not protect women’s access to health care, then Democrats will,” Reid said in a statement.

“We will continue to fight to preserve women’s access to contraceptive coverage and keep the Koch Brothers out of the examination room.”

Claim your Constitutional right to “Plan B.O.” today!

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Looney “libs” compare the SOTUS “ruling” with Sharia Law.

Apparently, asking women to “pay” for their own “abortions” is tantamount to “stoning rape victims or honor killings.”

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Blessing of the Pope

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on March 30, 2014 by andelino

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President Obama took “time away” from his busy golfing schedule to “bless” the Pope in a ceremony which was attended by several “cardinals” and a drove of “pigeons.”

Pope Francis’ meeting with Barack Obama at the Vatican was “remarkable for the imagery.”

The president was all smiles as he greeted the Pope, declaring himself a “great admirer.”

Francis led him to a table, where they both “sat and talked” for about 50 minutes, albeit they were scheduled to meet for half and hour.

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President Barack Obama meets Pope Francis at his private library in the Apostolic Palace on March 27, 2014 in Vatican City, Vatican.

Of course, there was “politics” at play here.

At home, President Obama is struggling with “approval ratings” at or near “all-time” lows.

On the other hand, Pope Francis is one of the most “popular person” in the world, and holds an outsize megaphone on an issue the president is pushing: “income inequality.”

In fact, in an “interview” with the Italian newspaper Corriere della Sera, Obama jumped right into it, arguing “income inequality” is a “moral issue” and that Pope Francis has “great moral authority” to speak to it.

“The pope is correct when he says that not enough people are sharing in that progress, and too many people are being left behind,” the president said.

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They do have a “lot in common,” including that sense of “social welfare and economic justice.”

The president got his start as an “activist” in Catholic Churches in Chicago, and “praised” Francis, who Rush Limbaugh accused of being a Marxist.

But the “sharp differences” remain, as evidenced by the “blind” quote in the Sunday New York Times from a senior Vatican official, who seemed to “take a shot” at Obama.

One cardinal, Raymond Burke, the Vatican’s chief justice and former archbishop of St. Louis, took it further, accusing the president of being “progressively more hostile toward Christian civilization. He appears to be a totally secularized man who aggressively promotes anti-life and anti-family policies.”

“The Catholic Church has led the fight against the contraception requirement in the health care law. Of course, the president is pro-abortion. And there’s Obama’s willingness to use military force, like with the use of drones.”

The “irony” here is for much of Obama’s first five years, European leaders were the ones “clamoring” to be near him when they were “suffering” politically.

But not anymore.

Obama got a stern reprimand for the “contraception” clauses in his “ObamaCare” healthcare reform act.

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The Vatican said in a “terse” statement that the two sides had discussed “the exercise of the rights to religious freedom, life and conscientious objection” in reference to “ObamaCare.”

It said these issues were “of particular relevance for the Church” in the United States, following a Supreme Court “challenge against the law” by Christian employers which is expected to lead to a ruling in June.

The issue of “ObamaCare” and its clause “forcing” private employers to provide health coverage for “contraception” for their employees has “incensed” US Catholic leaders who say that it “infringes on religious freedoms.”

“I pledged to continue to dialogue with the US Conference of Bishops,” Obama said, referring to a conversation with the Vatican’s Secretary of State Pietro Parolin after his meeting with Pope Francis.

Obama said there was a need to “strike the right balance” between providing healthcare for women and ensuring “that religious freedom is still observed”.

“I explained to Parolin that most religious organizations are entirely exempt,” said Obama, who has also faced “criticism” from Catholic leaders for his support for “gay marriage and abortion rights.”

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The two exchanged “gifts” afterwards, with the Pope offering Obama a copy of his “Evangelii Gaudium” an “apostolic exhortation” from which he excoriated “global capitalism” with an invective against the “cult of money.”

“I actually will probably read this in the Oval Office when I’m deeply frustrated. I’m sure it will give me strength and calm me down,” a smiling Obama said.

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Obama presented “His Secondary Holiness” with an autographed first edition of the “Obama Bible,” as well as a copy of his famous “Crimea River” greatest CD hits.

Pope Francis was unable to issue Obama a “Benediction Papalis” (papal blessing) since they are denied to non-Catholics, or to the dead, inanimate objects and to animals.

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Unfortunately, I cannot “locate” the video footage of the Pope “kissing” the Allah ring of “His First Holiness.”

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Feminist Sandra Fluke

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 23, 2014 by andelino

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Heroic Sandra Fluke is the woman who couldn’t get “screwed” without taxpayer help and is now running to “screw” taxpayers.

In a surprising “turnabout,” women’s rights activist Sandra Fluke will not run for retiring Rep. Henry Waxman’s (D-Calif.) seat, and instead said she plans to run for a spot in the California “State” Senate.

“I am extremely moved by the outpouring of local and national support I have received since I announced that I was considering running for office,” Fluke said in a statement.

“While I strongly considered offering my candidacy for Congress, I feel there is a better way to advance the causes that are important to our community.”

She said she hopes to run for the state “Senate” post held by Ted Lieu, who has his “eyes” on Waxman’s seat. The district, California’s 26th, includes “West Hollywood, West Los Angeles, and Santa Monica.”

“I believe that the families and communities of this district – from West Hollywood to West LA and from Santa Monica to Torrance and beyond – deserve to have a fresh perspective from a new generation of progressive leadership in Sacramento, and I am eager to get to work fighting for the causes that matter most to our future as a community, state and nation,” Fluke said in the statement.

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Just last week, Fluke told a local radio station that she was “strongly considering” running for the seat held by the 40-year veteran of Congress. She then filed the necessary “paperwork” to run with the California Democratic Party.

Fluke came into the “spotlight” in 2012 when she was denied the opportunity to testify at a House oversight hearing on ObamaCare’s “contraception” mandate.

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Sandra’s “trophy” dorm room at college…

Rush Limbaugh then called her a “prostitute” and a “slut” on his show, and she became an “icon” for the left and women’s issues.

Touching, very touching.

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Although this “look back” was entertaining, it didn’t capture the “true essence” of Ms. Fluke in my opinion.

Not a “deep enough probing” into Ms. Fluke and her various “positions”, most of which occurred while on her back.

Her political campaign sounds like a Polish “sex” manual… “she was in, then she was out, then she was in, then she was out…now she’s back in?”

This campaign, I am sure, will go “around” the world, and no doubt result in “happy” endings for all her constituents!

She will be working the polls right through “erection” night and be as “flexible” in her positions as needed to “garner” support.

One can only hope “ObamaCare” will pay for rug burns.

Vote “Sandra” and get “Fluked!”

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Poor Sandra’s Mom

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on October 30, 2012 by andelino

When last we heard from Sandra Fluke, she had parlayed the “worldwide” fame she earned by being insulted by Rush Limbaugh into a spot on the Obama campaign.

Her public appearances have been very successful, with attendance numbers sometimes barely breaking double digits.

But wait, there’s more!

In a candid on-camera interview two weeks ago with the campus newspaper of her alma mater, Cornell University, contraception activist Sandra Fluke explained that her “agitation” for free and universal access to “contraception” has a larger goal: removing the “barriers” of “unwanted children” from women’s paths to “career and political”success.

“If we think about what contraception means for people, it’s not only about having access to the health care that you need, and the human rights aspects of having access to health care, but it’s also about what being able to control your own reproduction does for women specifically, but for men as well,” she said.

“It allows us to pursue the educational opportunities that we hope for and to have the careers and the career trajectory that we dream of.”

It makes you feel bad for “Sandra’s mom,” doesn’t it? Just think how much more Sandra could’ve done with her life if her career trajectory hadn’t been “derailed” because the government didn’t help her mom “prevent” having Sandra.

Whatever happened to “women’s” rights?

And now, in the interest of “birth control,” here’s the superstar herself

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