Masturbate At Work

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , on May 24, 2017 by andelino

May is National Masturbation Month! Don’t worry if you “forgot” to get someone a card.

But before you “celebrate” in the privacy of your own home, have you ever “considered” perhaps “indulging” in planet Earth’s “favorite” pass time “at work?”

Mark Sergeant, psychology lecturer at Nottingham Trent University, told Metro that a “masturbation break” would be “very effective” at work and a great way to relieve “tension and stress.”

This was “echoed” by psychologist and life coach Dr Cliff Arnall: “Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.”

He suggested that a “masturbation policy” might result in “more focus, less aggression, higher productivity and more smiling.”

More smiling? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, “masturbation breaks” at work are now officially “endorsed” by science.

However, Dr Arnall does point out the potential “shortcomings,” suggesting that “failure” to achieve “orgasm” quickly could result in increased “frustration and excessive break lengths.” 

He also suggests that one should not “fantasize” about colleagues as this might result in “cognitive impairment” or inappropriate “workplace conduct.”

The “root” of this sudden interest in office “stimulation” appears to be a Time Out New York surveywhich reported at the end of 2015 that 39 per cent of “male” readers admitted to “masturbating” in the office.

However, it provided no actual “quantitative” data to back this up, citing mostly “anecdotal” evidence.

But in 2012, that “figure” appeared in Glamour as 31 per cent, with a polling “sample” of 1,000 men.

Apparently, the “benefits” of such workplace activity include relieving “boredom, stress, horniness,” and possibly even “cure a terrible hangover.” 

One can’t help but “recall” Matthew McCaughnahey’s wired stockbroker in “The Wolf of Wall Street,” urging wide-eyed “novice” Leonardo DiCaprio to “adopt” a more effective “tension-relief technique.”

And no, you’re not imagining it, this “advice” is clearly aimed more at “male” employees than “female.”

In response to the “survey,” one sex toy company Hot Octopuss erected this masturbation booth in New York City exclusively for men.

They called it: “Guy Fi” where men could, in theory, go to “relieve stress.”

Presumably, women are “advised” to head to the kitchen for a herbal tea “cleansing” or something.

But elsewhere, all office “pervs” may rejoice.

Back in ten…

Anyone who’s ever had a “boner or been aroused,” knows that it’s an “all hands on deck” situation.

Blood “flowing” to the penis is the strongest “drug” in the world, it makes “heroin” look like “marijuana,” once you get a “little taste” you need to go “all the way” with it.

The “images” of tits and ass “consumes and dictates” your every move. You can’t “speak,” you can’t “work,” you can’t even “think” until you get that “poison” out of you.

Of course masturbation would “increase” productivity. If one gets “horny” at 11 AM then the day at the office is “practically” over and you’re just “biding” your time until you can get “home” and get off.

While I’d love to get “paid” to masturbate at work, it just wouldn’t be the same in an office “cubicle” while coworkers “rushing” by.

 

STD’s Never Get Old

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 23, 2017 by andelino

Even as some “body parts” start to give out, with the “system” starting to slow down and the “balls” swinging like a “pendulum,” medical advances in “boner” medication can make “penises” functional again, and that’s “pure gold” for Silver Sailors.

Apparently, old people are boinking just as much as the “young” ones. On one hand, that’s “awesome” because they “still got it.”

But on the other hand, it’s a little “problematic” because they don’t seem to be as “informed” as younger people are on the “importance” of practicing safe sex.

All these “erections” and octogenarian ”boning” has led to a STD “pandemic” among the older generation. They might have “beaten” the Nazis at Dunkirk and “tamed” the Red Menace, but now they’re “losing” the battle of “Aids, Chlamydia, Clap, Gonorrhea, Herpes, HIV, HPV and Syphilis” and no one’s doing a “damn” thing about it.

No one that is, “except” North Carolina-based “Rap Doctor” Shannon Dowler, MD. She knows that if you want to get a “message” across to the men that “stormed the beaches at Anzio, there’s no better way to “reach” them than with the music of their generation: “Vanilla Ice.”

I know, I know. You don’t want to have “visions” of your granny “doing the dirty” in your head, but if you’re done “puking” over that image, let’s continue.

The doctor combined her hilarious “sense of humor” with her impressive rapping “skillz” to teach old people “sex ed,” using an informational “remix? of Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby.”

In the video, cleverly titled “STD’s Never Get Old,” Dr. Dowler (AKA “RapDktaD”) spits some fire lines, including but not limited to “If you have a problem, lube might solve it, see your family doc if it doesn’t resolve it” and “I’m RapDktaD, and I want to help you be free of herpes, AID’s and HPV.”

The video features a chorus of “Safe sex, baby,” and bears the unmistakable “musical” influence of Vanilla Ice’s “Ice, Ice, Baby,” reaching similar heights of camp.

“Yo, RapDktaD in the house, let’s kick it,” Dowler raps. “Stop. Collaborate and listen, RapDktaD’s intention, calling out all you fellas and ladies, STD’s are tearing through folks in their 80s.”

She says she loves to “rap-and-rhyme,” because she’s musically challenged. She wants to get the attention of “geriatric” patients, who really need to get “educated.”

“It’s tough, to tell a 72-year-old that they’re having their first herpes outbreak,” Dowler told WLOS-TV. “If they’ve lost their partner, they’re suddenly developing a new relationship, and there’s a whole slew of STD’s they’ve never heard about.”

These “lovers” may be older, but the message is the same, “Safe sex baby, safe sex.” If you are going to have sex, use “protection.” Also, be especially careful if you live in a “senior retirement” community.

“It’s almost like a college dorm, you have a lot of people of the same age, with the same degree and desire of sexuality, and they are clustered together in an environment where there’s a lot of privacy,” MAHEC Family Medicine’s Dr. Tim Plaut said.

“There’s also the issue of help with erectile dysfunction. With those medications coming on board, we’ve seen an increase in sexual activity that has mirrored the increase in sexually transmitted diseases,” Plaut said.

People need to know STD “testing and treatment” is covered by Medicare. “I tried to be really intentional to make sure that I was celebrating the aging sexuality, and that it wasn’t being critical in any way, there’s just a lot to learn,” Dowler said.

Talking about “sexually transmitted diseases” can be a tough topic. Statistics show the rate of sexually transmitted disease among senior citizens has almost “doubled” over the past 10 years.

Yep, “your” grandma is at a “higher risk” of getting AIDS than you are.

That is “actually” insane.

Also, can we talk about the “unicorn?”

That’s a “quarter” of them!!

So next time you’re visiting grandma, maybe bring her a few “condoms” in exchange for those yummy “cookies” she always bakes for you. It seems like she might be “needing them as much as you do.”

Like the video says, “Safe sex, baby.”

And of course, there’s “no way” I was going to leave you “hanging” without a chance to listen to the “original” song version .

Golden Girls “dividing” a plate filled with “rubbers.” These grannies would need to have “sex” every day for the “rest of their lives” to come close to the bottom of this pile of “Trojans.”

“Can you really help being sex kittens.
Why can’t you wear your little love mittens.
You gotta be safe cuz sex has gotten risky.
Ain’t no shame bein’ a freak and getting a li’l frisky.”

David Letterman slides a “condom” across the table to his “studio” mistress.

The grannies on “standby,” waving just to say “Hi.”

While the “dick-teased” old guys were just about to throw down “odds” to see who got to draw the “double” team.


“Vaginal atrophy, is something.
A sex catastrophe, it can be the real thing.
Quick to the point to the point I’m makin’.
Lubrication’s need and you know I’m not fakin’.
Trauma, from guys’ erections.
Tears thin skin without detection.”

For some “inexplicable” reason, Dave Letterman “pays” some teenager to go into the pharmacy, clear the shelves of “Trojans” and sell them to him in the parking lot.

Somehow all the “laxatives and adult diapers” never embarrassed Dave, but the “rubbers” do.

Given that the “Rap Doctor” spends most of her days “examining” vag’s that looks like the “Sarlaac” pit, singing is probably like “taking a day off.”

Granny “demonstrates” to her friend how to put a “condom” on a wine bottle “before” the have sex..


“Let’s break it down. Cougars all around.
All these STD’s all the time being found.
Our bodies, we’re just a cafeteria.
A cesspool of germs, viruses and bacteria.
Words called the clap and gonorrhea gonna rap.
Sleeping around? Probably a trap.”

Playing poker for “rubbers” at the Thanksgiving table.

And David Letterman “wins” the pot. I’m guessing this pile will “outlive” Dave.

Sorry, Dave. The unprotected “sex party” is over for you too. STD’s don’t “discriminate.” I hope your “Golden Years” are awesome.

And the big finale?  “Watch until the end for the best part!”

Onward Together

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 22, 2017 by andelino

Instead of being in a “maximum security” federal prison working on her and husband Bill’s appeals on their “espionage” convictions, Hillary Clinton is pretending none of her “crimes” ever happened.

She’s got “quite” a bit of company in her “charades,” in the form of the “FBI” and the “Justice” Departments, though there is a “chance” with Comey out of the picture her “prosecution” can finally move forward.

On the topic of “forward,” the longtime Marxist favorite slogan “Stronger Together“ she used during her 2016 presidential campaign has now “created” a new start up organization named “Onward Together.”

Why not, George Soros still has a “lot of money” and “hates” America more than “Hitler” and Hillary got all of this “free” time with no emails to “hide” or grand “juries” to talk to.

She sent out an email blast to all of her many “mentally challenged, identity-driven, corrupt” supporters, announcing the “news” that they can now “sign up” to feed her “cash” through “Onward Together.”

Buried on the “donation” page is this “caveat” nugget:

“Contributions or gifts to ‘Onward Together’ a 501(c)(4) organization, are not tax deductible as charitable contributions or as business deductions.”

By “listing” itself as a 501(c)(4), Clinton is able to take in so-called “dark money,” or money in unlimited “amounts” from donors who “legally” do not have to be “disclosed.”

NTK Network reported that at a October 2015 “campaign” event, Clinton “criticized” 501(c)4 groups as “unaccountable dark money.”

The one-time opponent of “dark money” in politics is now providing “dark money” herself through “Indivisible.”

That’s “onward” as in a return to the past of the “Clinton Crime Family Foundation.” 

The next time you read of members of “Indivisible” heckling a Republican member of Congress at a “town hall” meeting, just picture Hillary Clinton “behind the curtain” providing the funding.

Hillary Clinton admitted she is “funding” the leading group to “undermine” President Trump’s agenda.

“I believe more fiercely than ever that citizen engagement at every level is central to a strong and vibrant democracy.To support this wave of grassroots organizing, we’re launching ‘Onward Together,’ an organization dedicated to advancing the progressive vision that earned nearly 66 million votes in the last election.”

Clinton said “Onward Together” is funding five left-wing groups, including “Indivisible”  were “angry” liberals can turn out to “boo and jeer” GOP congressmen at “town hall” meetings.

“Hundreds of thousands of people have made their voices heard thanks to Indivisible, an effort led by former Congressional staffers who are using their expertise to help ordinary people reach their members of Congress. In some cases, we’ll provide direct funding to these organizations. For others, we’ll help amplify their work and do what we can to help them continue to grow their audiences and expand their reach.”

Clinton “praised” the group on Twitter, as well. “People across America have made their voices heard thanks to @Indivisible Teams.”

Maybe it wasn’t the best, most “creative” choice in names but it “worked” for Caliph Obama and many other international “dictators” who preceded him.

It also was the theme of her fellow “globalist” Emmanuel Macron of France, who started a political party called “En Marche,” or “Onward.”

As she told us “barely” two weeks ago, politics hasn’t “been fair to her.” If all the other “globalists” can have a country to rule “why can’t she?”

In the “gum in your hair” tradition of the “corrupt” Democrats of which she is the “emblematic” leader, Clinton simply can’t be “gotten rid of.”

Her “patronizing” message to the “mindless” American “haters” read:

“From the Women’s March to airports across the country where communities are welcoming immigrants and refugees to town hall meetings in every community, Americans are speaking out like never before. I believe more fiercely than ever that citizen engagement at every level is central to a strong and vibrant democracy. ‘Onward Together’ will work to build a brighter future for generations to come by supporting groups that encourage people to organize and run for office.”

That’s great, “just” what America needs, more “malcontent” Democrats gumming up the works, “complaining” about our nation and “attacking” everything American.

She’s going to be the middle “hag” to the Soros Groups, using her “name” recognition and support to “suck” money for his political “disruption.”

“Onward Together” would support “five” progressive groups:

“Swing Left,” which targets vulnerable House Republican incumbents;
“Emerge America,” which will train Democratic women to run for office;
“Color of Change,” which fights criminal justice reform and racial justice;
“Indivisible,” a group that’s mobilizing a resistance against Trump;
“Run for Something,” which helps potential candidates find tools to guide their bids.

She said, “In some cases we’ll provide direct funding to these organizations. For others, we’ll help amplify their work and do what we can to help them continue to grow their audiences and expand their reach.”

In all cases she’s going to be “separating” her supporters from their money and “retaining” a sizable portion for “expenses” to make up for the “Clinton Crime Family Foundation” shortfall.

In going for the “sympathy” sign up and donation request, Clinton wrote, “This year hasn’t been what I envisioned, but I know what I’m still fighting for, a kinder, big-hearted, inclusive America. Onward!”

Don’t forget to include “broke, overrun, dangerous and imperiled” on your Democrat “to do” list, as well as getting the “Clinton Crime Family Foundation” slushing going again, Hillary.

Why is “corrupt” Hillary Clinton still walking around “freely?” Where is the “justice? “

Hillary Clinton should be harshly “prosecuted” for sending “classified” information over an “unsecured” private “server” and “lying” about it, in addition to a host of other “criminal” activities.

Hillary launches proxywar on Trump
Hillary Clinton creates group without the words ‘she’ or ‘her’

Stalking them YouTubers

Posted in uncategorized with tags on May 21, 2017 by andelino

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This is a training video showing the correct response to the news that Trump has fired Comey. This is also the correct response or to virtually any action, statement, or Tweet coming from Trump. In fact, practically any manifestation of Trump’s existence must be met in exactly this manner with exactly this kind of pitch.

This will show them the moral, intellectual, and emotional superiority of progressivism over the knuckle-dragging Trump supporters.

http://www.michellesmirror.com/2017/05/things-could-always-be-worse.html

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Its Shampoo! Plus fabric softener. So when you sweat your Hijab wet in the tropical outdoor heat…. never mind she’s not allowed outdoors.

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“To GCHQ and MI6 in the UK, to the BND in Germany, the DGSE in France, the ASIS in Australia, and even of the GRU in Russia, and to the world’s journalists, I make this plea: We the citizens of the United States of America are the victims of a coup. We need your leaks, your information, your intelligence, your recordings, your videos, your conscience. The civilian government and the military of the United States are no longer in the hands of the people, nor in the control of any responsible individuals on whom you can rely….”

Isn’t calling for the overthrow of the U.S. government by an American citizen considered treason?

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Pictures of the Week…

Weekly Muslim Invader Updates

Posted in uncategorized with tags on May 20, 2017 by andelino

May 17 2017
WASHINGTON DC: Nine hurt in violent brawl outside Turkish Ambassador’s residence between anti-Erdoğan Kurdish protesters and pro-Erdoğan’s Turkish supporters.
A violent altercation broke out after Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan met with President Donald Trump at the White House. The fight erupted between Erdoğan supporters and a few dozen pro-Kurdish anti-Erdoğan protesters. Erdogan’s bodyguards were also involved in assaulting protesters.

May 17 2017
SAN DIEGO: MORE parents demand that CAIR-sponsored “Special Treatment for Muslim Students Only” and “Islam-teaching” in public schools be stopped NOW!
Fourteen more well-informed citizens spoke out against Islamization of public schools in San Diego. Four Somali Muslim fundamentalists spoke out in favor of starting the process of converting our public schools into madrassas and mosques.

May 17 2017
MINNESOTASTAN: Routine arrest of Somali Muslims leads police to find an arsenal of weapons and bomb-making materials.
According to police, a man walked by a parked car in north Minneapolis and confronted the Muslims inside after they threw dirty food wrappers on the ground. They ignored him until he paused to get the car license number, then they got out of the car and indicated they had guns.

May 17 2017
MUSLIM APOSTATES: The silent minority who must be heard but are virtually ignored by all the mainstream media.
Young ex-Muslim girl is called an Islamophobe and a racist for daring to criticize Islam.

May 17 2017
Look at all the potty-mouthed Muslim beheader wannabes threatening David Wood for telling the truth about the savage pedophile so-called “prophet” Mohammed.
Even better are David’s (posting as Acts17Apologetics) jihad-triggering responses.

May 17 2017
PAUL JOSEPH WATSON responds to the ridiculous Muslim Hijab Hip Hop video.
Muslims are trying to re-brand the leading symbol of Muslim male supremacy, the Islamic headbag (aka hijab), as a symbol of women’s liberation.

May 17 2017
When she gives the commencement address at City University of New York, will Hamas-supporter Linda Sarsour also be promoting the joys of sharia and killing Jews?
Fake feminnazi Muslim activist, Linda Sarsour and her anti-Israel, anti-America, pro-BDS, pro-Sharia positions are likely to be well-received by graduates of the School of Public Health and Health Policy at the uber-liberal City University of NY, scheduled for June 1st, despite the fact that there is a large population of Jewish students at the school.

May 17 2017
Under Justin Trudeau, Canada has become a sanctuary country for Muslim illegal’s.
As much as we, in America, hate to see this Muslim scourge inflicted on the good people of Canada, it isn’t our fault that the Canadian prime minister has opened his borders to the Muslim invasion.

May 17 2017
BBC documentary on the widespread sexual assault and exploitation of young white Christian girls by Pakistani Muslim men.
A dramatization of the Rochdale sexual abuse scandal divided viewers on Tuesday night, as some switched off while others said it should be shown in schools. Three Girls is a three-part BBC drama telling the true story of the widespread grooming and sexual assault of white girls in Rochdale by a gang of “Asian” (Pakistani Muslim) men, led by Shabir Ahmed, the ringleader of the Rochdale child sex grooming gang, revealed in 2012.

May 17 2017
Oh, NOES! Invasion of Somali Muslim freeloaders, rapists, and jihadists into Minnesotastan has slowed to a trickle.
The pace of refugees arriving in Minnesota slowed markedly in recent months, even though President Trump’s executive order pausing resettlement remains mired in the courts. Minnesotastan Muslim Congressman Keith Ellison must be very upset to see his voting base shrinking before his very eyes.

May 17 2017
PLEASE HELP! Courageous Catholic School teacher who tried to teach students the truth about Islam is facing dismissal.
Urge Blessed Trinity Catholic School NOT to fire a Mark Smythe for quoting Saint John Bosco when teaching his 6th grade class about Islam. Supporters of this teacher who saw the article about him on BNI are asking us to sign a petition and email the school to urge them not to fire this very popular teacher for giving an accurate, if not pretty, portrayal of Islam.

May 16 2017
LAS VEGAS: Mosque puts up billboards that say “Make America Great with Islam.”
At first glance, it appears as though President Trump’s campaign signs have popped up on billboards around Las Vegas. But upon closer inspection, the “Make America Great” message has been co-opted by a local mosque to push Islam.

May 16 2017
New French President picks Prime Minister who wants better treatment for illegal alien Muslim invaders in France.
Apparently, he also wants more of them. Edouard Philippe, 46, currently a Republican party MP, will now become President Emmanuel Macrons chief lieutenant.

May 16 2017
SWEDEN: Muslim invaders posing as unaccompanied refugee children threaten to kill Swedes if not allowed to stay.
A group of unaccompanied Muslim adult men (posing as children) threaten to kill themselves and make sure that they take Swedes with them in death, if their asylum applications are rejected.

May 15 2017
SING and PLAY MUSIC while you still can French citizens, soon they will be banned for being UN-Islamic.

May 15 2017
Facebook shuts down accounts of ex-Muslims in Australia for posting anti-Islamic content.
But an Muslim extremist group in Australia, Hizb ut-Tahrir, that calls for the execution of all ex-Muslims in Australia, is allowed to operate. An anonymous group of ex-Muslims has slammed Facebook for its censorship of anti-Islamic content as several pages are shut down and banned for allegedly violating community rules.

May 15 2017
JAPAN gets away with taking in only 27 Muslim refugees in 2016, despite receiving record applications.
In 2016, 10,901 people sought asylum in Japan, up 44 percent from a year earlier, when the country accepted 27. Of the accepted refugees, seven were from Afghanistan, four from Ethiopia and three from Eritrea. It was not clear whether any Syrians had applied for, or won, asylum.

May 15 2017
AUSTRALIA: FED-UP neighbors bombard Sydney Muslim family of seven with vile anti-Muslim messages and leave severed pig’s head on their car as a warning NOT to build a house in their neighborhood.
Adnan Ali, who left Iraq for Australia more than 20 years ago, knocked down his house in Toongabbie to rebuild a bigger home for his wife and five children. But the dream quickly turned into a nightmare as locals began leaving severed pig heads and threatening messages on his empty block of land.

May 15 2017
NETHERLANDS: Muslim savage brutally beats up a disabled Dutch boy on crutches for no apparent reason.
The Muslim thug starts out putting his arm around the boy in what looks like a gesture of friendship. Then he starts beating and kicking the helpless boy. You can hear laughter in the background, no doubt from the Muslim accomplice filming this.

May 15 2017
WHO KNEW? There actually are a lot of Israel supporters in Germany.
While politicians clash, Berliners took to the streets on Friday to show that the German-Israeli bond is stronger than ever. 25 German-Israeli organizations belatedly marked Israel’s Independence Day with a street festival at the heart of West Berlin.

May 15 2017
LOCK YOUR CAR DOORS, LADIES! Muslim gangs are attacking people, especially women, at stoplights.
UK female drivers are being warned about Muslim male gangs who have been attempting to get into cars stopped at traffic lights. Recently, several women in the Stockport area have reportedly been approached and intimidated by groups of Muslim men while waiting for stoplights to change.

May 15 2017
CANADA: Update on the landlord who was fined $12,000 for not being ‘sharia compliant’ enough.
John Alabi, a 52-year-old Ontario man was fined $12,000 by the Ontario Human Rights Tribunal for failure to take his shoes off in his Muslim tenants’ unit while showing the space to potential occupants.

May 15 2017
TEXAS: Groesbeck parents upset over Islamic indoctrination of their child in a public school.
In the video below, you will see the superintendent telling the reporter that all religions get equal treatment in that school. What he isn’t saying is the chapter on Islam in most today’s history textbooks(provided free of charge by Qatar and Saudi Arabia) contain as many as 36 pages, while all the other religions together are lumped together in only 1 or 2 pages.

May 15 2017
Designated Terrorist Group CAIR says “The FBI is UNFAIR because Muslims are being questioned about terrorism much more than Trump supporters are” (Well, DUH!).
FINALLY! It appears that the CAIR-endorsed “Muslim-free” counter-terrorism training manuals that the FBI was forced to substitute for the Islam-centric counter-terrorism training manuals during the Obama Regime, have now been thrown out…and common sense thinking about what and who the real terrorist threats are, once again prevails at the FBI. I feel safer already!

May 15 2017
BNI MENTAL HEALTH BREAK.
“There’s no crying in Jihad Suicide Bombing.”

May 14 2017
NEW YORK CITY: Huge fires rips through historic, land-marked synagogue on Lower East Side.
A massive fire tore through a land-marked synagogue on the Lower East Side on Sunday night, appearing to cause major damage.

May 14 2017
JERUSALEM: Jordan blames Israel for killing Jordanian man who tried to stab an Israeli policeman to death with a knife.
Jordan condemned Israel after a policeman, repeatedly stabbed by a Jordanian terrorist in Jerusalem Saturday, defended himself by shooting his attacker dead.

May 14 2017
German Chancellor Angela Merkel will NOT step up Germany’s fight against the Islamic State (ISIS) even if NATO does.
Merkel appeared with NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg who has indicated he is amenable to President Donald Trump’s insistence that the alliance increase its commitment to the U.S. led anti-ISIS effort.

May 14 2017
UK: 13-year-old survivor of Pakistani Muslim grooming/rape gang was ordered by police NOT to mention the ethnicity (or the religion) of her attackers.
A survivor of the infamous Pakistani Muslim child exploitation ring in Rotherham called Katie Hopkins to tell her horrifying story.

May 14 2017
GERMANY confiscating private dwellings and forcing owners to house illegal alien Muslim invaders in them.
Authorities in Hamburg, the second-largest city in Germany, have begun confiscating private dwellings and turning them over to Muslim invaders in order to deal with Merkel’s disastrous immigration policy of allowing in nearly two million Muslim illegal aliens in the past few years.

May 14 2017
SWEDISH 70-year-old woman facing 4 years in jail for complaining about Muslim migrants defecating in the streets.
A 70 year old Swedish woman in Dalarna is being prosecuted for hate speech after writing on Facebook that Muslim immigrants are defecating in the streets and other public venues, which they are, as you can see clearly in the videos below.

May 14 2017
MUSLIM children show Donald Trump that Palestinian Authority Chairman, Mahmoud Abbas, is a pathological liar.
On May 3rd at the White House, PA Chairman, Mahmoud Abbas said: “Mr. President, I affirm to you that we are raising our children and our grandchildren on a culture of peace.”

May 14 2017
MUSLIM? After 11 Londoners were stabbed to death in just 16 days, another man dies after brutal stabbing attack in the heavily Muslim area of East London.
A senior detective fighting knife crime in London warned today that police are engaged in the “business of murder suppression” as they battle to contain the rise in the number of stabbings.

May 13 2017
TURKISH PRESIDENT is furious that the United States is arming and supporting the Kurdish forces against ISIS.
The upcoming meeting in Washington between the Turkish and American presidents will not go well as America considers the Kurds to be ally in the fight against the Islamic State (ISIS) while Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has a deep-rooted personal hatred of the Kurds.

May 13 2017
WHO KNEW? Camel piss not only is good to drink for your health, it can be used instead of soap and mouthwash, too.

May 13 2017
Don’t believe any Muslim apologist who tells you that “Female Genital Mutilation has nothing to do with Islam.”
Dr. Tanveer Ahmed, a Muslim doctor, confirms that FGM does, in fact, have everything to do with Islam, as the practice thereof is commanded by several Islamic hadiths. Muslims who deny this are attempting to sanitize one of Islam’s most barbaric practices.

May 13 2017
UK NAZI STORM TROOPERS carry out Gestapo-like arrest of Britain First leaders, Jayda Fransen and Paul Golding.
They were arrested for alleged “incitement of religious hatred.” And while they are not permitted to discuss the charges under their insane conditions of bail, I would guess they were talking about the Muslim rape gangs currently on trial for pimping out young British Christian girls as sex slaves for hire.

May 13 2017
SHARIA-COMPLIANT Gov. Chris Christie vetoes bill that would outlaw Muslim forced child marriage in New Jersey.
The underage marriage ban bill aims to change current New Jersey law, which permits 16- and 17-year-olds to get married with parental consent and those under the age of 16 to marry with the approval of a family court judge.

May 13 2017
YES! Trump Administration continues deportations of illegal alien Somali Muslim invaders and criminals.
U.S. Immigration officials deported a second round of Somali Muslims primarily because of their illegal alien status as part of an ongoing Trump Administration policy of deporting some 5,000 Somali Muslim nationals, not only because of their illegal status and perpetual welfare dependency, but because they have been committing an astoundingly high rate of crimes and rapes in several American communities.

May 13 2017
Look at what CNN contributor and Temple University professor, Mark Lamont Hill, finds offensive.
Apparently, Lamont-Hill equates Israelis building homes on their own land with Islamic terrorism.

May 13 2017
So, if Israel is an ‘apartheid’ state, how did 1.5 million Arabs get the right to vote and serve in the Knesset, work as doctors and lawyers, and serve on the Supreme Court there?
UN Watch Executive Director Hillel Neuer, speaking to the UN Human Rights Council asks, “What happened to all the Jews who used to live in Algeria, Egypt, Syria, and Iraq?” 

May 13 2017
UK DISCRIMINATION: Bag heads good. Cap heads bad.
Student at Bromley College refuses to remove her cap unless Muslim women are forced to remove their headbags. Caroline Powell, in Bromley College buildings, has been told repeatedly to remove her cap, but believes that, while Muslim women are allowed to wear headbags, this represents double standards and discriminates against Christians and other non-Muslim women.

May 13 2017
KEITH OLBERMANN, failed MSNBC host, begs foreign intelligence agencies to help us overthrow the U.S. government.
Isn’t calling for the overthrow of the U.S. government by an American citizen considered treason?

May 13 2017
IN DEFIANCE OF EU MUSLIM MIGRANT QUOTA, Hungary electrifies fence on Hungarian-Serbia border.
As Muslim invaders continue to flood Western Europe, Hungary doubles down on its defiance of EU-ordered Muslim migrant quotas by electrifying its double-sided fence on the Hungarian-Serbian border.

May 12 2017
Look at all the “cultural enrichment” Europe has gained from allowing millions of Muslims to legally invade their countries.
Globally, the Muslim population is forecast to grow at about twice the rate of the non-Muslim population over the next two decades – an average annual growth rate of 1.5% for Muslims, compared with 0.7% for non-Muslims. If current trends continue, Muslims will make up 26.4% of the world’s total projected population.

May 12 2017
SHOCKING (if true): Turkey allegedly is harvesting organs of Syrian refugee children while they are still alive.
The useless United Nations has been “monitoring” this situation in Turkey for the past three years.

May 12 2017
MICHIGANISTAN: Public School holds sharia-compliant prom for Muslim girls only…NO BOYS ALLOWED!
Leftist-approved Sharia segregation is all the rage these days. Under the banner of “social justice,” Muslim students are allowed to bring Sharia rules into public institutions, especially schools. A Detroit-area high school is holding an all-MUSLIM girls prom with no boys allowed for religious reasons. Hey, knowing what Muslims think about homosexuals, are lesbian couples allowed to attend?

May 12 2017
GOOD NEWS STORY: Ohio Muslim shoots himself in the penis by accident.
According to Toledo police, they got a call after Murad Hamedallah was heard screaming that he had been shot while getting out of his car. The caller told police he watched Hamedallah walk towards a garbage can on Manhattan before eventually falling to the ground.

May 12 2017
NEVER HIRE A MUSLIM Reason #147 UPDATE on Somali Muslim workers fired from Cargill because of their demands to pray several times a day in large groups.
FINALLY, a news reporter who isn’t eating the crap sandwich that designated terrorist group CAIR is trying to feed her.

May 12 2017
UC IRVINE hotbed of Islamic terrorist-sympathizing Israel haters disrupt seminar with 5 Israeli Defense Forces reservists.
Remember the Irvine 11 who disrupted a speech by former Ambassador to Israel, Michel Oren? They were arrested and charged by the university. Why weren’t these Muslim and leftist thugs?

May 12 2017
WELCOME HOME! 400 British Muslims who’ve been fighting with the Islamic State in Syria are back in Britain.
Are they entitled to get retroactive welfare payments to cover their absence while they were away terrorizing, bombing, beheading and raping for ISIS? Will they get a Welcome Home party?

May 12 2017
Is designated terrorist group CAIR going to get every news station to report the highly dubious ‘anti-Muslim hate crime’ surge?
For the past 2 weeks, CAIR spokes jihadists have been showing up all over the media with these “Pity me I’m a persecuted Muslim in America” reports. How many TV news stations are there in this country?

May 12 2017
TEXAS: Man faces criminal charges for angry anti-Muslim tirade directed at Muslims on a beach.
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND: Man faces criminal charges after police say he went on an obscenity-packed anti-Muslim tirade directed at a Muslim family. Yes, he cursed at the family, but he didn’t threaten them with violence. There is still a First Amendment in this country that protects offensive speech. It does not give you the right NOT to be offended.

May 12 2017
QUICK, GET THEE TO A SAFE ROOM! Funny anti-Muslim meme taped to Univ. North Carolina-Charlotte dorm room door.
A flyer with a derogatory message towards Muslims was posted on a student’s door inside a residence hall at the University of North Carolina at Charlotte, the school confirmed Thursday.

Coming soon to a City near you. Courtesy of unvetted immigration policies.

Meat or Insects

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 19, 2017 by andelino

Eric Worrall at Watts Up With That? highlighted in a recent post a study “suggesting” people consume more “insects” as a way to cut “greenhouse gas emissions,” which some scientists believe are “responsible” for causing higher temperatures and all the alleged “harms” resulting from warmer climates.

The study, titled “Could Consumption of Insects, Cultured Meat or Imitation Meat Reduce Global Agricultural Land Use?,” was published on April 22 in the journal “Global Food Security.”

The researchers, all of whom come from Europe or Australia, wrote in their abstract, “Animal products, i.e. meat, milk and eggs, provide an important component in global diets, but livestock dominate agricultural land use by area and are a major source of greenhouse gases. Cultural and personal associations with animal product consumption create barriers to moderating consumption, and hence reduced environmental impacts.”

The researchers wrote one of their “goals” was to determine a way to “reduce” animals’ land use and “greenhouse gas emissions” by examining nutritious alternatives to “eating” animals, such as cows.

“The results suggest that imitation meat and insects have the highest land use efficiency, but the land use requirements are only slightly greater for eggs and poultry meat,” the researchers wrote.

“The efficiency of insects and their ability to convert agricultural by-products and food waste into food, suggests further research into insect production is warranted.”

“We conclude that although a diet with lower rates of animal product consumption is likely to create the greatest reduction in agricultural land, a mix of smaller changes in consumer behavior , such as replacing beef with chicken, reducing food waste and potentially introducing insects more commonly into diets, would also achieve land savings and a more sustainable food system.”

In its report of the researchers’ findings, an “unnamed” writer at Phys.org wrote, “Replacing half of the meat eaten worldwide with crickets and meal worms would cut farmland use by a third, substantially reducing emissions of greenhouse gases.”

Cows have long been a target of “global warming alarmists,” who say they are one of the greatest “contributors” to climate change.

According to a United Nations 2011 report, livestock “methane” emissions, a scientific way of saying “animal farts”, accounted for 39 percent of all “greenhouse gas emissions” from agriculture, which itself made up a large “chunk” of the total emissions.

Even Barack Obama “chimed” in during the “Global Food Innovation Summit” in Milan, Italy were he “warned” the world that more people on the planet were “eating” meat, causing a dramatic rise in “climate” emissions.

During his roughly 100-minute “remarks” for which he received a “reported” $3,000,000, he talked about “himself” 216 times.

Obama said “I” 168 times, “me” or “my” 40 times, and said “we,” “us” or “our” referring to his family “8” times. They definitely got their money’s worth.

Thankfully Barry’s brain didn’t “short circuit” into a stuttering rampage, which “drugs” do when used long term.

“As people want to increase meat consumption, that in turn is spiking the growth of greenhouse emissions coming out of the agricultural sector,” Obama said, pointing to countries that were “consuming” more meat.

The former president “shared” his views about the growing “threat” during a conversation about “food” with his former chef Sam Kass at the food “innovation” summit.

“People aren’t as familiar with the impact of cows and methane,” Obama said, adding that “as people want to increase more meat consumption, that in turn is spiking the growth of greenhouse emissions coming out of the agricultural sectors.”

The amount of “cows,” Obama explained, were contributing to “global pollution,” alluding to the amounts of “methane gas” emissions from cow herds.

“No matter what, we are going to see an increase in meat consumption,” Obama said, pointing to “developing” economies in China, India, Indonesia, and Vietnam.

More “advanced” countries, Obama said, would have to teach people to “have a smaller steak” and explore “reductions” to their meat consumption.

“What it does mean is that we’re also going to have to find ways to produce protein in a more efficient way,” he said.

During the conversation, Obama “argued” with Kass about how many “steaks” he had cooked him. Kass said he probably cooked “thousands of steaks” for the president, but Obama “interrupted.”

“I don’t think, thousands,” he protested. “Well hundreds maybe,” Kass backtracked. “I’ve been cooking for you for 10 years.”

“What is true is that I’m not a vegetarian,” Obama admitted, adding that he “respected vegetarians” but continued to eat meat.

How would you like some “meal-worms and crickets” instead of a “burger” at your Memorial Day barbecue?

Climate change “activists” say humans should start eating “insects” as a way to eventually cut the world’s “meat” consumption by 50 percent.

Doing that, activists “argue,” would greatly reduce “greenhouse gas emissions” by livestock.

The report on Phys.org stated: “Replacing half of the meat eaten worldwide with crickets and meal-worms would cut farmland use by a third, substantially reducing emissions of greenhouse gases, researchers say.”

While consumers’ “reluctance” to eat insects may limit their “consumption,” even a small increase would bring “benefits,” the team says. This could potentially be “achieved” by using insects as ingredients in some “pre-packaged” foods.

Tucker Carlson “weighed” in on his show, calling on “prominent” climate change activists “to go first.”

“If I’m gonna give up grilled meat for worms, I’ll need Leonardo DiCaprio to show the way. When Al Gore starts serving crickets for lunch on his private jet, I’m in,” he said.

Russian President Vladimir Putin gave a “press” conference where he “called out” Barack Obama and the American “mainstream” media in a “brilliant” and much “deserved” way.

Obama: Eating Steaks Contributes to Climate Change
Obama Pitches Alternatives To Meat

FBI Director Clinton

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on May 18, 2017 by andelino

With Comey “gone,” it is now time for Trump to “appoint” a new FBI Director.

D.C. is “abuzz” with speculation over who will “step in” to fill the role.

Names like Chris Christie and Sheriff David Clarke have been “floated,” but having already appointed a “fat” guy and a “black” friend to his administration, neither “choice” seems likely.

Bookmakers are even getting in on the “action,” offering a -500 line that the “new” appointee’s name will end in a “vowel.”

However, as our political system becomes more “divided” than literally any point in our nation’s “history,” perhaps Trump could use his “pick” to show Democrats that he is willing to work “across” the aisle.

And in these “divided” times, no name “screams” bipartisanship like “Hillary Rodham Clinton.”

Appointing Hillary to “lead” the FBI would show that Trump is “serious” about working with Democrats “to get things done.”

Besides, who “better” to lead the FBI than someone who has “been” under FBI investigation.

The best NFL “coaches” are the ones who have actually “played” in the NFL, and this is no different.

Plus, Hillary “understands” the types of “threats” that the FBI faces on a “daily” basis.

She knows that “super predators” aren’t just what happens when Mike Fisher goes on a “hot” streak.

The “appointment” would not just be “bipartisan,” but also politically “expedient” for Trump.

No one wants to put Hillary’s “e-mail scandal” behind them more than the Republican Party.

For them, it has been a “massive” distraction that has “prevented” them from talking about the “real” issues that voters “care” about.

In a sense, this is the “role” that Hillary has been “preparing” for since last November’s election.

The “evasion and concealment” techniques she has been “perfecting” in the woods of suburban New York will come in “handy” serving as the nation’s “Chief Detective.”

Not only is she “ready” for the job, but this position would be the perfect “stepping” stone for her “inevitable” 2020 campaign for President.

Experience in a “law enforcement” role would help Hillary “win” over voters she was unable to “capture” in 2016 — namely “suburban moms who call the cops on Halloween because the wrong kinds of kids are trick-or-treating in her neighborhood” and “guys in Staten Island who have a cousin who’s a cop and trust me they gotta put up with some crazy shit.”

Being able to sell herself as “tough on crime” will help get voters to “COINTELPRO” to the polls and “vote” for her in the Democratic primary.

After months of partisan “infighting” tearing our nation “apart,” it is time to take “action” that will allow us to “onward together” once again.

Appointing Hillary as the “Director of the FBI” will begin the “healing” process, and help get our nation “back on track” with our proud history of “bipartisan” efforts like the “Gulf of Tonkin Resolution.”

Now is the “time” for Hillary to “step” up to the plate, “dust” off J. Edgar Hoover’s old “wardrobe,” and get the FBI to “work” again.

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