It’s Her Job

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 26, 2015 by andelino

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Indonesian wear manufacturer “Salvo Sports” caused outrage on social media platforms for printing washing instructions many found “offensive and sexist,” according to the BBC.

Sunday also marked “International Women’s Day,” which is supposed to raise “awareness” about remaining “inequalities” between men and women in many parts of the world.

“Give this jersey to your woman. It’s her job,” the shirts read and worn by the players of Indonesian soccer club “Pusamania Borneo.”

According to Reuters, the Indonesian wear manufacturer reacted to the “backlash” by issuing a “public” apology.

“The message is simply, instead of washing it in the wrong way you might as well give it to a lady because they are more capable,” Salvo said in a statement posted on Twitter.

“There’s no intention to humiliate women. In contrast, we want to tell the men to learn from women on how to take care of clothes because they pay attention to details,” Reuters quoted the company.

For some, however, even the “apology” itself came close to an “insult.”

The embarrassing incident has a serious background: “Human rights organizations have continuously criticized the neglect of women’s rights in Indonesia.”

In its 2015 report, “Human Rights Watch” concluded that the country’s government “should address the rollback in women’s rights over the past decade.”

Many local regulations “require” female students and civil servants, among other women and girls, to wear the “hijab.”

Across the country, female applicants to Indonesia’s National Police must take abusive, degrading, and discriminatory “virginity tests.”

A 2013 report by the World Economic Forum ranked Indonesia 95th in the world in regard to “gender” gaps.

Italy, a country that performed slightly better and came in 71st, was recently “shocked” by an incident similar to the alleged “sexism” of Salvo Sports.

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Give them to your mother, it’s her job.

In mid-February, Italian brand “Shoeshine” was criticized for a washing instruction on “cardigans” that reportedly advised wearers to “give them to your mother, it’s her job.”

According to European news Web site The Local,” local politician Federica Mazzoni officially “complained” about the label and “criticized” the instruction in a Facebook post.

“Doing the washing is not the mother’s job, fathers are also capable of turning a simple knob,” she reportedly wrote.

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The washing label inside the trousers from Madhouse.

Not to be outdone by Indonesia and Italy, this label was spotted inside a pair of “chinos” from the UK discount clothing store Madhouse who apologized for their oversight in not catching the sexist message, promising to be “more careful in future.”

That’s awesome news. Shout out to Indonesia, Italy and the UK! They just go “ham” when it comes to telling it like it is.

I don’t see how this is “insulting” to women whatsoever.

It’s a “scientific” fact that women do “laundry” better than men. It’s not a stereotype if it’s true.

It’s in their DNA to be “genetically” better at “turning” the knob on the washer, “putting” in detergent and clothes, and then “letting” the washer do its thing.

Men are “good” for a few things, but doing “laundry” is not one of them.

What’s hilarious is that “jerseys and trousers” get mass-printed and go through various stages of “print” checking and nobody thought that maybe the “washing instructions” wasn’t such a good idea.

Harvard Bans Sex

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , , , , , on March 25, 2015 by andelino

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Harvard University has “banned” its faculty members from having sex with undergraduates, revising a conduct policy that school officials decided did not sufficiently recognize the “unequal status” between professors and students.

The change, which was first reported by Bloomberg, came about as part of a “review” of the Ivy League institution’s “Title IX policy” on sexual and gender based “harassment,” according to a statement released to NBC News.

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The statement said the review by the Faculty of Arts and Sciences, which oversees the school’s undergrad programs, found that the “existing language on relationships of unequal status did not explicitly reflect the faculty’s expectations of what constituted an appropriate relationship between undergraduate students and faculty members.”

The new policy amends a “conduct” policy to say that no “Faculty of Arts and Sciences” (FAS) members shall “request or accept sexual favors from, or initiate or engage in a romantic or sexual relationship with, any undergraduate student at Harvard College.”

The policy also says that professors may not have “sexual relations” with graduate students who are under their “academic supervision.”

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Harvard is pulling a typical “squid” Harvard move, banning sex between “consenting” adults.

“Consensual sex” is apparently only allowed in “real” life, not college I guess.

This is a move I’m fully “on board” with. It’s about time the “playing field” got leveled for men. For far too long women have been able to get the “upper” hand on males with their “beauty, boobs and butts.”

While guys were “freebasing” adderall and “cramming” all through the night for tests and finals the chicks were “sleeping” their way to the top of the “grade” charts. Throwing “blowies and handies” all over academia to crush males with their GPA’s.

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And not just with the “male” professors either. Half the women working at universities are either full blown “lesbians” or at least willing to “swing” that way for a bit.

Just complete and utter “unfair” advantage against the male student body.

Kudos to Harvard for finally “standing up” for what’s right. Honestly can’t believe it took them this long and that it was in fact “legal” up until today.

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Imagine being a “C” student there right now who just found out they could have been on their knees “deep throating” for an “A” the past 3 years?

Biggest “shocker” from this whole “ban” is that Arizona State and University of Connecticut put this policy into “effect” as well.

Not the schools I would associate with “making responsible decisions about sex” by any stretch of the imagination.

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Sex with your professor is great if you initiate it … or want revenge

Food or Sex?

Posted in sex with tags , on March 24, 2015 by andelino

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The food we “eat” can affect our “sex” drive in both a “positive and negative” way, so it’s important to choose “wisely” when it comes to getting “turned on” in the bedroom.

While some of these “anti-aphrodisiacs,” which include surprising foods such as broccoli, tofu and oats, are “good” for us in the long run, they are best “not consumed” when you’re hoping to get in the “mood” for love.

“Food can have an incredible impact on our lives, affecting not only our physical health but our emotional well being too,” Elouise Bauskis, nutritionist at NutriCenter claims.

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Sharing a hot dog might seem like a romantic thing to do but it’s not the most conducive to bedroom action.

“Our libido can be affected by a number of outside influences, from stress, tiredness, shift work, financial worries or simply working long hours.”

She continued: “The food we eat can affect our sex drive in both a positive and negative way.”

“Generally fresh foods and a rainbow of fruit and vegetables will help give you the best possible chance of lifting mood and increasing energy levels naturally, which all helps to get us in the mood for love.”

Foods such as “tofu, beans, broccoli and oatmeal” are all very good for you but when it comes to “action under the sheets,” they might not be best consumed.

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Want some bedroom action? Choose wisely as the food we eat can affect our sex drive.

Broccoli contains “sugars” which are similar to the ones in beans – and to “digest” them your body will need to use “methane” releasing bacteria… which are, essentially, “farts.”

As there is nothing more mood-ruining than “flatulence” in the boudoir, it makes sense to abstain from this “cruciferous” vegetable.

And for the very same reason you should avoid “beans.”

But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t eat them at all as “broccoli” is rich in vitamins A and K plus are chock-full of minerals such as “magnesium, calcium, manganese, potassium and iron.”

Red meat, like a “rare” steak, is often viewed as a “sexy” food but can sometimes affect people “adversely,” especially if they don’t have a good “digestive” system, making them feel “full and lethargic.”

Elouise Bauskis has identify 15 foods you should “steer” clear of if you’re planning on getting “cozy” under the covers.

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Liquorices has been linked to lower testosterone levels, so it might be best not to have this treat before bed.

1. Black liquorice

Liquorice intake has been linked to “lower” testosterone levels. The stronger the “testosterone,” the stronger the “sexual desire,” for both men and women, so maybe best not to have this as a sweet treat.

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Dairy products can make you feel clogged up and full of mucus.

2. Cheese

Dairy generally is a “libido” killer. For many dairy is “congesting and mucus” producing, so not the ideal way to feel before sex!

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3. Beans

It all depends how you are “digesting” beans. For some they’ll feel full of “energy” after a bean-filled meal, for others they may feel “sluggish” or at worst “bloated” and even an increase in “flatulence,” so best avoided.

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4. Chocolate

Choose your chocolate carefully as not all chocs are bad. Go for “dark” chocolate that contains a minimum of 70 per cent cocoa, as it will be the most “nutritious” way to consume this delicious, “sensual” food!

“Dark chocolate is naturally high in many antioxidants, choose raw for the highest possible levels of naturally occurring nutrients.”

Chocolate is “rich” in L-tryptophan, which is a precursor to serotonin. “When we have good levels of serotonin we feel happier and this decreases our stress levels.”

“Dark chocolate also contains phenylethylamine, which is the same feel good chemical that the body produces during those first moments of falling in love – no wonder we adore it,” Bauskis said.

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Processed foods such as hot dogs are not good for the libido.

5. Hot dogs

The high “saturated” content of hot dogs can clog up the “vaginal and penile” arteries, making this the least “romantic” handheld treat around.

“All processed foods are a no for libido. Hot dogs are a very processed food in an overly processed bun that provides very little nutrition. Think about how you feel eating something like this.”

“You may feel sluggish and low in energy – not good for feeling sexy,” Bauskis commented.

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While they may freshen your breath, the menthol in peppermints has been shown to reduce testosterone levels.

6. Peppermint

The “menthol” in peppermint has been shown to “reduce” testosterone levels, sending your “sex drive” plummeting.

And while “bad breath” is a turn off, definitely do not “chew gum” as chewing brings more air into your system, making you “prone to burp.”

“One of the most well-known herbs, it’s great for the digestive system, but it has negative repercussions on the libido, so avoid.”

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Definitely don’t have anything with tonic in it.

7. Tonic Water

This often contains “quinine” which is used as a flavoring agent in tonic water and some other beverages.

“Quinine has been used as an anti-malarial agent, but it’s been linked to a decrease in sexual function, so avoid before sex,” Bauskis said.

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The trans fats in French fries and chips can impact levels of testosterone in the body.

8. French fries

Again an overly “processed” food, that has a very high “glycaemic” index, meaning that this food releases its “energy” very quickly into our systems

“You may feel initially good on eating them, but pretty soon after, your energy levels will quickly slump, leaving you feeling low,” the nutritionist said.

“Plus you may not feel well if they’ve been cooked in bad quality oil, which may cause you to feel sluggish and even indigestion – all libido killers!”

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Definite No-Nos:

Salt: This can make you retain water and swell if you eat more than your recommended allowance of 6g a day.

Gluten: If sensitive this can lead to bloating, sluggishness and cramps – which you should definitely avoid if you’re looking to get lucky on Valentine’s night.

Trans fats: These are found in products such as margarine and some processed foods like biscuits and cake, and are known for raising cholesterol levels, making you feel unhealthy

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Red meat can energies some people but make others feel lethargic.

9. Red meat

It depends how you feel individually after eating meat. For some, it will “energize” them, providing them with iron, which will increase “oxygenation” throughout the body.

For some people red meat itself may make them feel more “animal.”

For others, if they don’t have good digestive function, or “fire”, then red meat may sit heavily in them, making them feel “lethargic.” So it depends on the individual.

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Tofu is high in phytoestrogens, and can decrease testosterone levels.

10. Tofu

Tofu and soya products contain “phytoestrogens,” and eaten in excess, soy can “decrease” testosterone levels, so steer clear of tofu to keep your “sexual desire” high.

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Provides little “nutritional” value.

11. Canned food

Processed food, suspended in time, there for the long haul, but providing little “nutritional” value, plus energetically “dead” food.

This definitely won’t increase your “vitality,” nor your “sex life!”

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Thirsty? Try not to overindulge in red wine.

12. Red wine

In moderation red wine may increase “blood flow,” whilst relaxing you and “lowering” your inhibitions. But only have it in “small” amounts, as you don’t want to “overdo” it!

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Oatmeal is good for your heart and can lower stress levels but its high fiber content can make you feel gassy.

13. Oatmeal

May be good for you by helping to lower “stress” levels, but aside from keeping you “full” energy-wise, oatmeal won’t directly “increase” your libido.

Plus the “high fiber” content can lead to “gassy” feelings.

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Quick burst and then a slow whimper. Energy drinks may give you an instant boost but it will be short-lived.

14. Energy drinks

These are often full of “sugar” and nasties such as “artificial” colors and flavors. They may give you an instant “energy” lift, which may increase “endurance and stamina,” but this may be short-lived.

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Broccoli causes your body to produce methane gas.

15. Broccoli

While it can produce “gas,” broccoli is a wonderful vegetable that helps the body to naturally “detoxify.”

“Broccoli is rich in phytochemicals such as Sulforaphane and Indole-3-Carbinol which may help to decrease excess estrogen in the body.”

“Eating plenty of broccoli may have a positive effect on prostate health and may help prevent heart disease. A great food to eat to improve your hormonal health overall.”

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Want to get in the “mood?” Start by feeding your “brain” dopamine boosting food.

To “boost” levels it’s essential to eat lots of “proteins,” because these contain “amino acids,” which are converted into “neurotransmitters” in the brain.

Amino acids are found in oily “fish, eggs, beans, peas, milk, wheat germ, beetroot and bananas.”

The production of “dopamine” also relies on “vitamins and minerals,” so make sure you eat plenty of “fresh fruit and vegetables” — watermelon, which contains vitamins A, B6 and C, is a particularly good addition to the diet.

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The following “spices” can also boost “dopamine” levels: “basil, black pepper, cayenne pepper, chilli peppers, cumin, fennel, flax seeds, garlic, ginger, mustard seeds, rosemary, sesame seeds, tarragon and turmeric.”

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Obama’s Comedy Career

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on March 23, 2015 by andelino
U.S. President Barack Obama laughs at a joke during the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner

Comedy Clown Barack Obama.

With “gridlock” on Capitol Hill and “war” in the Middle East, President Barack Obama is “focusing” on pursuing one of his longtime interests: “comedy career.”

With weeks to go until the next White House Correspondents Dinner featuring entertainer…Cecily Strong, Obama has been rolling out a series of comedic performances, ranging from web videos to a big-time appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

He certainly has a wealth of material on the “mundanity” of daily life, from “losing” at golf to how corporate lobbyists won’t “push” for his agenda, to how CEOs don’t like to “admit” that they have lunch with him.

The life of a professional “comedian” is not easy and it’s filled with rejection. Obama was “mocked” by Sony movie executives who said on email that they didn’t want to “go see him live.”

But Obama’s efforts to “refine” his timing and delivery are starting to “gain” industry notice. Let’s take a look at some of Obama’s recent bits.

Consider this Obama’s Stardust Memories, his 8 1/2. He’s a comic “crying” on the inside, dealing with the “reception” of the masses, and “lashing” out at that them, like Jerry Lewis in “King of Comedy.”

He’s a man “apart” with the world, at two with nature. And “grappling” with the comedian’s archetypal fear: “of being left all alone.”

In this routine, Obama uses a comic “conceit” familiar to fans of his repertoire. He’s the outsider going into the presidency “unprepared” for the pomp and circumstance and high-level intrigue.

He’s a comic “impostor,” W.C. Fields for President, quipping on the dichotomy between his “Tramp” character and the White House he “inexplicably” inhabits.

In Obama’s Buzzfeed video, he “pairs” himself up in a comedy team with some bright-eyed Buzzfeed performer, and the results “rise” to average! Their comic interplay, glimpsed in the final scene, suggests a chirpy “yuppy” Spade and Farley.

The “Things Everybody Does But Doesn’t Talk About” premise could have gone to some “darker” territory, but Obama is positioning himself as a “PG-rated comic” lead for box-office purposes.

Move over, George Burns and Gracie Allen. The Obamas have worked out a “comic chemistry” that seems to cut to the very “core” of their relationship and political association: “Michelle works on projects for failed initiatives while Barry wanders in without a tie. Look at her exasperation!”

And just like a “sitcom” husband, he forgets “anniversaries” just like she probably forgets to “brief” him on her “talks” with Valerie Jarrett.

Always eager to “workshop” with other comic minds, Obama here plays “host” to a contingent of Internet celebrities including the woman who “drinks cereal milk in a bathtub.”

Like a Marc Maron podcast, their “dialogue” makes clear the commitment and focus needed to “sustain” a serious comedy career like Obama’s.

Less “deadpan” than his previous role on “Between Two Ferns,” and with less “pesky” crowd work than his “Correspondents Dinner” routines, Obama’s recent material hints at some “untapped” potential.

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It might be hard to believe but many of today’s top comedy stars once had unglamorous day jobs – “kind of like lame-duck president!”

Grandma Hillary

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on March 22, 2015 by andelino

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In the YouTube video below, potential 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is shown chronologically aging 50 years in 60 seconds.


If Hillary should be “elected” President she promises to be wearing a “Burqa.”

It’s a badge of “honor and solidarity” in a world full of negative “opinions” about Islamic women and still be “patriotic.”

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This explains why “Casanova” Bill always is on the “prowl” for some younger “flesh.”

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Are you ready for Grandma “Over-the-Hill?” She’s ready for you!


Official “campaign” photo: Ready for

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Presidential Server for Sale.


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Open Letter to Iran

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on March 21, 2015 by andelino
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Senator Tom Cotton.

Senator Tom Cotton (R-Arkansas) along with 46 of his Republican “colleagues” in the Senate released an open letter to the Leaders of the “Islamic Republic of Iran” about the ongoing “nuclear” negotiations between their country and the United States. A PDF of the official letter can be found here.


The following is an open letter from the “Council of Guardians” from the Islamic Republic of Iran to the United States Senate.

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Dear senators:

Thank you for your letter of March 9 explaining your system of government. We were unfamiliar with the complexity of your laws. For three years we have been negotiating a nuclear energy agreement with your president. We now realize our mistake. As your letter makes clear, the authority to establish such agreements on behalf of your country rests with your Congress.

We are in your debt for this clarification. Moreover, your letter has prompted us to undertake a broader study of the American political system. What we have learned has opened our eyes. For 35 years, we have treated you as an adversary. Our intelligence agencies told us that your culture and your political system were radically different from ours. We now understand that we were misled. Your country is much like ours. Indeed, your Republican Congress is much like our revolutionary Islamic councils. We are brothers.

Your letter explains that our discussions with your president have been in vain because “anything not approved by Congress is a mere executive agreement,” which can easily be cast aside by a future president or Congress. Under your Constitution, as you point out, “the president may serve only two 4-year terms, whereas senators may serve an unlimited number of 6-year terms.” Therefore, the ultimate authority to make and interpret your country’s policies resides with you, not with your president. As you note, “President Obama will leave office in January 2017, while most of us will remain in office well beyond then—perhaps decades.”

We were delighted to read this sentence. What you have described—a circle of overseers who work in perpetuity to restrain the president—is very familiar to us. Our president, like yours, is limited to two consecutive four-year terms. His powers are also severely circumscribed. He has a national security council, but he and his council do not establish our nation’s policies.

In our system, true power lies with the chamber that oversees the president. For you, this chamber is the Senate, controlled by your Republican caucus. For us, it is the Council of Guardians. Members of our council, like members of your Senate, serve six-year terms. The council may veto any legislation, which, in its judgment, violates our republic’s guiding body of law. For us, that body of law is Sharia.

Our intelligence agencies told us that in your country, the guiding document is your Constitution. Recently, however, we watched videos from your “Conservative Political Action Conference.” Several of your senators spoke there about the abomination of homosexual marriage and the importance of protecting religion. Our assessment is that your senators interpret your Constitution in accordance with the Christian Bible, just as our council applies our Constitution in the light of the Holy Qur’an. We particularly enjoyed the speech of your senator from Texas, Ted Cruz, who called on your government to fight for Christians abroad. This is in agreement with our own policy of coming to the aid of faithful Muslims everywhere.

We are in great admiration of Sen. Cruz. In our republic, he would be an Ayatollah Uzma. We appreciate his signature on your letter and his steadfastness in correcting your president. Many of us were dismayed to learn that Sen. Cruz was criticized in your country for withholding the government’s operating funds in order to block the implementation of a health care law. Some Americans even called the senator a hostage taker.

We also very much admire the principal author of your letter, Sen. Tom Cotton of Arkansas. Sen. Cotton, like many of our young militiamen, served in combat in Iraq and believes that he is an instrument of God. Some may consider him too young to assert dominion over your country’s foreign policy, at 37 years of age and with only two years of political experience. But we in Iran appreciate his vigor. He reminds us of the young men who seized your embassy here in 1979, two years after he was born. Those brave young revolutionaries did not wait for guidance from their elders.

In Iran, all educational institutions are governed by our Cultural Revolution Council, which safeguards the faith of the people. We have been unable to locate such a council in your federal government. However, we recently learned that the state board of education in Sen. Cruz’s state, Texas, controls through its purchasing power the content of textbooks throughout your country. The board has used this power to limit the teaching of evolution and promote the celebration of your country as a Christian nation. Our cultural council protects Islam in the same way.

Our system, like yours, has its critics. Some portray our Council of Guardians as unelected ideologues who override the will of the people. The charge is absurd, as your own experience demonstrates. In your country’s three most recent elections, which together produced your Senate’s entire current membership, the other party’s nominees won 5 million more votes than yours did. Nevertheless, you control the chamber. The true will of the people, as you know, is to follow those of us who understand what is best.

Thank you once again for this enlightening exchange. Prompted by your letter, our council has decided to end the talks with your secretary of state and dismiss nuclear inspectors from our country. We look forward to working with you in the future on other matters of common interest, such as prayer, capital punishment, and troops in Iraq.

Council of Guardians
The Islamic Republic of Iran

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The following is an open letter from the “Islamic Republic of Iran” to the United States Senate.

Dear Mr. Tom Cotton, et al,

We received your letter from March 5. Our English is not the best, but we believe we understand your main points. Thank you for your interest in joining the Revolutionary Guard. We know you appreciate the many exciting opportunities the Guard provides to fight the Zionist-Crusader alliance while awaiting the coming of the blessed Mahdi, while also earning you money for college.

Unfortunately the Guard is not for everyone. We have stringent requirements that must be met. Per Reference 3563-3 Paragraph 5.9 and Surah 8 of the Noble Qur’an, you must be between the ages of 17 and 35, bearded, a Shia Muslim, a resident of Iran, and possess a diploma from your local madrasa or equivalent GED certificate. Our understanding is that you are citizens from the Great Satan of America, which could create a possible conflict of interest and would prevent you from obtaining any relevant security clearances.

Even if it does not, we are currently engaged in high level negotiations with your government’s political leaders and are concerned that allowing American mercenaries to enlist could needlessly endanger what is already a tense and delicate situation. We are sorry that we cannot simply add you to our ranks. Should you still wish to help the Islamic Republic, we suggest you contact our affiliated recruiters at Hezbollah.

We appreciate your interest in the Islamic Republic of Iran, and have included several free t-shirts with this letter. We hope you enjoy them and wear them in good health.

Assalaamu Alaikum,
Javad Zarif, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Islamic Republic of Iran

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Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

Iran’s supreme leader called Republican senators’ letter to Tehran the “ultimate degree of the collapse of political ethics and the U.S. system’s internal disintegration.” According to Iran’s news agency, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei noted that the GOP’s insistence that any deal struck by President Obama could be null and void when he leaves office is a sign of America’s “tricks and deceits.” Khamenei has the final say over decisions in Iran, especially about its nuclear program. “Of course I am worried, because the other side is known for opacity, deceit, and backstabbing,” he said.

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In the most direct statement to date about the Republican open letter to Iran, Mullah Obama said that he’s “embarrassed for them.”

”For them to address a letter to the ayatollah — the supreme leader of Iran, who they claim is our mortal enemy — and their basic argument to them is: don’t deal with our president, because you can’t trust him to follow through on an agreement… That’s close to unprecedented,” he said in an interview with VICE News.

VICE News released a “trailer” of its interview with Obama’s comments on the letter.

Average Penis Size

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , , on March 20, 2015 by andelino

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A International study of 15,000 “penises” is being used to reassure men who are “concerned” they are not within the “normal range.”

This “enduring” question now has a “scientific” answer.

The average penis size is13.12 centimeters (5.16 inches) in length when “erect,” and 11.66cm (4.6 inches) in “girth,” according to an “analysis” of more than 15,000 penises around the world.

In a “flaccid” state, it found, the penis of the “average” man is 9.16cm (3.6 inches) in “length” and has a “girth” of 9.31cm (3.7 inches).

The numbers should help “reassure the large majority of men that the size of their penis is in the normal range”, said British researchers who had “assembled data from studies” where participants had their “member” measured by a professional.

The team then used the “collated” numbers to devise a “graph” that doctors can use in “counseling” men with “small penis anxiety.”

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In the “worst” cases, men may be diagnosed with “body dysmorphic disorder” – a debilitating psychological condition that can lead to “obsessive and anti-social behavior, depression and even suicide.”

In reality, only 2.28% of the male population have an abnormally “small” penis, said the study – and the same percentage an unusually “large” one.

The study participants were men aged “17 to 91″ who had their penises “measured” in 20 previously published studies conducted in Europe, Asia, Africa and the United States.

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Ninety-one year old penis.

The team found no “evidence” for penis size differences linked to “race,” though most of the study “participants” were of European and Middle Eastern descent and a full “comparison” could thus not be made.

They acknowledged their “results” may have been somewhat “skewed” by the possibility that men who “volunteer” to be examined may be more “confident” in their penis size than the “general” population.

The team said their work, published online March 2, 2015 in the BJU International Journal of Urology, was the first to “combine” all existing data on penis “length and girth” into a definitive graph.

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The information may be useful for “reassuring” men worried about their size. But it may also have the “unintended” effect of denting the “egos” of those who thought they were “abnormally” well-endowed.

Doctors may also “use” the graph to help men find well-fitting “condoms,” said the team.

“We wanted to be able to help men and their doctors with a definitive paper since there are many contradictory reports from small or poor quality studies,” study co-author Dr. Gordon Muir, a urological surgeon at King’s College Hospital NHS Foundation Trust in London, said in an email.

“Many men live lives of misery and shame, or undergo harmful and unproven interventions, due to a false belief they are abnormal.”

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The studies were “conducted” by medical professionals using a “variety” of techniques — with some measurements taken while men were lying down under “anesthesia,” and others taken with guys standing and “holding” their penises parallel to the floor.

There is not a ‘right’ penis size for a man of any height, just a range of ‘normal,‘” Muir told Reuters. “A bit like shoe size, really!”

Here is a“worldwide” average penis size and height chart.

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The “sizes” appear to be taken from a 2012 “study” by Dr Richard Lynn, of Ulster University, which was heavily “criticized.” I wonder why?

Well, this study “makes” me feel pretty “good” about myself.

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British Journal of Urology International and © BJU International
How will she think you measure up?
The Visualizer


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