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Witch Hillary IS Dead

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on November 10, 2016 by andelino


This morning when I got up and heard that “witch” Hillary with the “gaping” mouth feigning “fake” pseudo-enthusiasm “smiles” was dead I felt great.





Thank God, it’s “over.” In many ways I guess it’s just the beginning.

It has been “extremely” interesting following this “election cycle” and very “entertaining.”

Will the members of the “GOP” side of the House and Senate continue to “Hear The People Sing?”

If they don’t, and “treat” President Trump the same way the “RINO’s” did before the victory, the “fight” and “humping” continues!


Let’s pray our “progressive” allies in the senate and congress will continue “advancing” the revolution.


The salty “tears” of all the pollsters, the RINO’s, the globalists, the Saudi princes, the media moguls, the big corporate leaders, the European Bureaucrats and FBI director Comey are causing “severe flooding” in many parts of the USA and most of the “social and mainstream” media.

As I went to “work” this morning I came across many “despondent” Hillary supporters.

What had been “perky” and unnaturally “cheery” people the day before now looked “haggard and drawn.”

They were in “shock” as they enumerated their losses: “ObamaCare might get repealed. Gun control was a dead issue. The Supreme Court would be packed with conservatives…they might even overturn Obergefell vs. Hodges.”

They looked so “dejected”, so “pathetic,” with tears “streaming” down their faces.

As I stood there, with my “handkerchief “ watching them grieve…“I felt great relive and sorrow.”

Especially for Miley Cyrus. She “shed” some genuine crocodile “tears” upon hearing about Trump’s “victory.”

She looked like a little “child” who has just realized that the “out-of-control” party is over, adults are “now in charge,” and she reluctantly “accepts” it, while saying a tearful good-bye to her “extended” childhood.

Miley also “promise” to move her happy “ass” out of the country if Donald Trump won?

I’m sure the President will “sleep” better knowing that he is “now” accepted by this psychological “basement dweller” basket case and that she will be “leaving” soon.

President Trump has “pledged” to divert some of his “swamp-draining tools” towards the affected areas to help “drain” these oceans of tears.

If all those “I’ll -leave -the- USA -if -Trump- wins” morons looking for a “place to go,” I recommend some Parisian “multicultural” suburbs since the Canadian Immigration Website crashed as Trump “piled up” state victories

Onwards! “Rejoice” according to your ability, or “Despair” according to your need!

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Happy 4th of July!

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on July 4, 2015 by andelino

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Did you “know” that some of the “dumbest” people on earth “live” in America?

You can “bet” they know a lot about “gay” marriage, “transgender” freaks, Miley Cyrus, the Kardashians, and illegal alien “rights.”

And these people “vote.” Scary, to say at least.

Oh, wait, there’s more. Even foreigners know more than these “stupid” people from government schools. But now you know how Obama was “elected” twice.

Even President Barack Obama doesn’t know “how many stars” are on the American flag which makes him the “ultimate” idiot in America.

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Today, Hollywood celebrities make “movies” about war…Yesterday, they actually “fought” in them.

Here is a partial list of real Hollywood heroes who suspended their careers to serve in the U.S. military after America was attacked by Japan on December 7, 1941:

Eddie Albert – U.S. Navy … Saw combat on Saipan and Tarawa. Earned the Bronze Star
James Arness – U.S. Army, 3rd infantry division Italy, severely wounded and left with a lifelong limp
Gene Autry – U.S. Army Air Corps … Flew cargo planes in China, Burma and India
Humphrey Bogart – U.S. Navy … Wounded in World War I, he tried to enlist after Pearl Harbor but was turned down because of his age.
Charles Bronson – U. S. Army tail gunner aboard a B-29 Superfortress over the skies of Japan and was also awarded the Purple Heart for wounds.
Mel Brooks – U.S. Army… served as a forward artillery observer
Johnny Carson – U.S. Navy officer
Jackie Coogan – U.S. Army Air Corps … Volunteered for hazardous duty with the 1st Air Commando Group
Tony Curtis – U.S. Navy submarine duty
Sammy Davis, Jr. – U.S. Army … Assigned to Special Services Command
Kirk Douglas – U.S. Army
Charles Durning – Served in very intense combat from Omaha beach to the Battle of the Bulge as a infantryman and was wounded no less than three times in a year while being awarded the silver star for valor.
Buddy Epsen – Coast Guard officer
Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. – U.S. Navy … Served on a battleship and as a commando raider. Helped to organize the forerunners of today’s Navy Seals. Won a silver star while serving on PT Boats in combat.
Henry Fonda – U.S. Navy … Served aboard a destroyer in the Pacific. Earned a Bronze Star for Valor.
Glenn Ford – U.S. Marine Corps … Earned a number of citations and awards for combat action. After the war, he transferred his commission to the U.S. Naval Reserve.
John Ford (Director) – U.S. Navy Rear Admiral, landed on Omaha Beach at Normandy
Clark Gable – U.S. Army Air Corps … Enlisted in 1942 at age 41. Volunteered for combat duty and flew missions over Germany. Earned the Distinguished Flying Cross and the Air Medal. Gable joined the Army Air Corps and led a film section making training films. Unsatisfied with this he flew on combat missions over Germany where his biggest fan Adolf Hitler placed a bounty on his head if captured alive.
Charlton Heston – U.S. Army Air Corps … B-25 gunner; saw action in the Pacific.
Hal Holbrook – Served in Canada with the Army
William Holden – U.S. Army Air Corps … Served 1942-1945. His brother, a U.S. Navy pilot, was killed in the Pacific in 1944.
Rock Hudson – U.S. Navy aircraft mechanic in the Philippines.
Brian Keith – U.S. Marine Corps … Saw combat on Rabal
Werner Klemperer – U.S. Army … Stationed in Hawaii as a Military Policeman, he auditioned for and was accepted into Maurice Evans’ Special Services unit.
Harvey Korman – U.S. Navy
Nancy Kulp – U.S. Navy … Served as a Navy WAVE
Bert Lancaster – U.S. Army … Served in Tunisia and Italy
Lee Marvin – U.S. Marine participating in the invasions at Kwajalein and Eniwetok and was wounded on Saipan
Ed McMahon – U.S. Marine Corps … Became a fighter pilot in 1944. Recalled to active duty in 1952 for the Korean War and flew 85 combat missions. Remained in the Air National Guard until 1966 when he retired as a Brigadier General.
Burgess Meredith – U.S. Army Air Corps
Glenn Miller – U.S. Army … Assigned to the Army Specialist Corps. Convinced the Military that he could modernize the Army Band and improve the morale of the troops. Organized the Glenn Miller Army Air Force Band. His plane disappeared on 15 December 1944 over the English Channel.
Robert Montgomery – U.S. Navy … Enlisted in the British Military before American joined the war and drove ambulances in France until the Dunkirk invasion. When America entered the war, he joined the U.S. Navy and served as a Naval Attaché on British destroyers hunting German U-Boats. He commanded a PT boat and participated in the D-Day invasion aboard a destroyer.
Wayne Morris – U.S. Navy … Flew 57 combat missions in the Pacific. Shot down seven Japanese aircraft, becoming an “Ace”. Credited with assisting the sinking of five Japanese warships.
Paul Newman – U.S. Navy radioman in torpedo bombers
Tyrone Power – U.S. Marine Corps … Enlisted immediately after Pearl Harbor. Flew wounded Marines from Iwo Jima and Okinawa.
Gene Raymond – Served in both World War II and Vietnam
Ronald Reagan – U.S. Army Air Corps … Enlisted in the Army Reserve in 1937; commissioned a 2nd Lieutenant and was called to active duty in 1942. Because of a hearing loss, he was not allowed to fly, so he was assigned to make training films.
Don Rickles – U.S. Navy
John Russell – U.S. Marine Corps … Wounded at Guadalcanal
Robert Ryan – U.S. Marine Corps … Served with the O.S.S. in Yugoslavia
Soupy Sales – U.S. Navy
Rod Serling – U.S. Army … Was a paratrooper with the 11th Airborne Division in the Pacific where he specialized in combat demolitions. Severely wounded by shrapnel during the invasion of the Philippines.
Rod Steiger – U.S. Navy
Jimmy Stewart – U.S. Army Air Corps … Flew B-17 and B-24 combat missions, earning the Distinguished Flying Cross, Air Medal, France’s Croix de Guerre and 7 Battle Stars. His son, 1st Lt. Ronald McLean, was killed in Vietnam in 1969.

Buddy Hackett, Jack Paar, Bob “Captain Kangaroo” Keeshan, Jack Klugman, Red Skelton, Robert Stack, Lee Van Cleef, Dick Van Dyke, also served, although they never saw combat.

Musician Desi Arnaz was drafted but after being hurt in boot camp served the rest of the war helping with the USO.

Dean Martin was drafted into the army and served for a year in Ohio before being found 4-F and discharged.

These actors attempted to serve but were turned down because of medical conditions… Fred Astaire, Marlon Brando, Gary Cooper, Errol Flynn, Cary Grant, Bob Hope, Peter Lawford, Gregory Peck, George Raft, John Wayne and Richard Widmark.

And here is a complete list of Hollywood “heroes” who suspended their careers to enlist in the U.S. Military after America was attacked by Muslim terrorists on September 11, 2001:

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God Bless America and all who have served.

Qur’an Burning

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 20, 2015 by andelino

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Immediately following her Interview, in which Miley Cyrus confessed to being “the least judgmental person in the world” and “understanding and accepting of everyone,” she started her next show by setting a “Qur’an” on fire.

In an opening act for her recent concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, Cyrus walked out onto the stage and held the Qur’an out to the crowd saying, “Here is a tribute to all you Allah-lovers out there.”

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She then set the pages on fire and yelled “Hillary ’16!” before dropping the book to the ground. As the music started, Cyrus “stuck” out her tongue while “squatting” over the burning Qur’an and “performing” a sexually “provocative” dance with repetitive thrusting hip movements, called “twerking.”

Girls for Sale. The buyers are rich Sheiks.

A few moments later the stage went “dark,” lit up only by two large “red inverted crosses,” usually associated with “satanic” worship. Cyrus began to dance around a large “phallic” object, while removing parts of her clothing.


At that point about “one fifth” of her audience got up and “left” the concert, telling MTV reporters in the lobby that the display was extremely “offensive” and they didn’t feel “comfortable” remaining in that environment.

After the concert, Cyrus told the journalists that her actions were meant to raise “awareness and understanding” of the downtrodden segments of our society.

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“Being a role model for millions of people, I know no better way to express the massive amount of love I have for the world, and if some crybabies are upset about it, they’re idiots and I hope they die,” Cyrus said before “sticking” up her middle finger and suggestively “spreading” her legs for the cameras.

President Obama and liberal members of the media called the concert an “act of bravery,” describing Cyrus’s artistic performance as “by far the greatest example of a new, enlightened culture, unhindered by the ancient rulebook that promotes bigotry, fear, and hate.”

A “conservative” reviewer who happened to be at the concert referred to it as “trash not fit for viewing.”

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Cyrus responded to this single “critical” review by complaining about the ongoing massive “oppression” of dissent on the part of “religious” conservatives, noting that “That’s exactly what I’m talking about when I say that Muslims are intolerant of opinions expressed by their betters. If those Allah-lovers were upset about what I did last night, just wait until they see what I have planned for my next show.”

Sexually, Cyrus said she is “down with” anything. She views her “sexuality” and even her “gender identity” as fluid.


“I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn’t involve an animal and everyone is of age. Everything that’s legal, I’m down with. Yo, I’m down with any adult — anyone over the age of 18 who is down to love me,” she said.

“I don’t relate to being boy or girl, and I don’t have to have my partner relate to boy or girl.”


One has to feel bad for the “obese” pig she is choking. It appears to be in a state of “distress,” unusually “swollen,” lacking “oxygen,” and in need of a “bath.”

Miley Cyrus Porn

Posted in sex with tags , , , on June 1, 2015 by andelino

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Miley Cyrus is “at it” again. But this time, the 22-year-old singer may have pulled off her most “vulgar” performance to date.

A new video of a performance has “surfaced” which features Cyrus on stage at the Adult Swim Upfront Party in Manhattan wearing “pasties” over her nipples and butterfly “wings” while singing “obscene” lyrics.

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“We are changing the world. We’re in the process of it right now… There is a real world out there, and some people need our help.”

She also proceeded to “smoke” marijuana on stage, again, asked the crowd if they were “high,” and even extended an “invitation” to the media crowd to “join” her, according to social media reports.

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Miley screaming “suck my dick” and “eat my pussy” while dressed like a drugged out butterfly.

“We are changing the world. We’re in the process of it right now … There is a real world out there, and some people need our help,” wrote sassyholyangel, one of Cyrus’s Instagram followers.

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The “Wrecking Ball” singer also reportedly flaunted “pasties” and  “body stockings” backstage last month at Joan Jett’s “Rock and Roll Hall of Fame” induction.

The former “Hannah Montana” star has been promoting her new non-profit recently, called the “Happy Hippie Foundation,” which aims to combat teen “homelessness” within the LGBTFQAPBCU© community.

In the video below, Cyrus can be seen performing a rendition of Khia’s “My Neck, My Back.” (WARNING: Explicit Lyrics, Viewer Discretion is Advised)

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Slut, Whore or Both

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on May 18, 2014 by andelino

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Is sex starved “slut” Miley Cyrus a “whore?”

Does she need “penises” like she needs “air to breath” or does she just pretend to need a “dick” because she think it makes her “edgy” and she wants to “ridicule” past boyfriend Liam Hemsworth?

I think she’s the “real” deal. I’ve never been more sure than after seeing this picture. Normally female entertainers don’t let fans “rub their pussies” on stage.

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It’s in their “DNA” to back away. But not so Miley. Basically pressing herself into the “fondling” hands. That’s a “whore” 101.

You can’t teach this type of “sluttiness”. Got to be “born” with it.

Her performances are getting more and more “vulgar”, and once again things took a “bizarre” turn at London’s “G-A-Y” nightclub where she launched into afoul mouthed “bitter tirade”, seemingly aimed at her “ex fiancé” Liam Hemsworth.

Screaming at the crowd before she broke into song she ranted: “And every time you get in your car, you’re going to hear my fucking song on the fucking radio, you piece of shit. That’s right.

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“And then I’m gonna take all my clothes off, I’m gonna sit on a big, giant dick — sometimes two — I’m gonna swing around, and then I’m gonna hold the record for the most-watched music video on Vevo,” she continued.

“So then — you know, you can tell a lot about a person — I think you can tell how big their dick is by how much confidence they have usually, and if I was a dude I’d probably have a really big dick, ‘cause I feel really good about myself now.”

The star concluded her ranting “soliloquy” by directing her “anger” at one person in particular.

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“So I’m gonna tell those motherfuckers that broke my heart, particularly one, to suck my fat dick and to enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life.” This song is called “Wrecking Ball” she finished before launching into the track.

In what became a particularly “raunchy” performance Miley also mentioned “date rape.”

She brought a friend on stage to wish him a “Happy Birthday” and referring to her friend’s sexuality, she said: “You know, everyone’s a little bit gay. It’s the truth.”

“Everyone’s gay, all it takes is one cocktail. And if that doesn’t work, sprinkle something in their drink. That’s what I always do.”

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The show then became even more “outrageous” as she performed “provocatively” with a giant “blow-up” penis.

Here is what Dr. Laura Schlessinger thinks of Miley’s “provocative” slutty behavior:

“There is a place for the Miley Cyrus’ of this world… and it’s in whorehouses and bars! And if you are a parent who takes your kids to see her, you are a moron and you should lose your parental rights!”

But the doctor wasn’t finished. She referred to Cyrus as a “disgusting little pig” and a “piece of shit” and added:

“Miley Cyrus is a piece of scum. Unlike Madonna who plays to adults, Miley positions herself with kids and any parent who takes their kid to a Cyrus concert should lose custody of their children.”


Laura then quoted Billy Ray Cyrus’ defense of his daughter and took it upon herself to “address” the parents of Liam Hemsworth:

“No decent family would want their son to marry a girl like Miley. Are you listening Mr. and Mrs. Hemsworth?”

I guess Liam and his parents were “listening” to Laura’s advise.

The “break-up” obviously left deep “physical, emotional and mental” impairments and physiological “scar” tissues in this young and immature girl.

In my opinion you qualify for both.

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Drag Queen of Porn

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on February 25, 2014 by andelino

It finally had to happen.

Miley Cyrus “kissed” Katy Perry, years after she sang about her own endeavors with “kissing a girl” and liking it during a weekend performance of her single “Adore You” at her latest “Bangerz Tour” stop at Los Angeles’ Staples Center.

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I just kissed a girl and I really liked it a lot!

Cyrus climbed down from the platform to plant a “wet smooch” on Perry’s lips.

This isn’t the first time Cyrus has shown her admiration for the “Roar” singer.

Last year, she took to Twitter to discuss a “dream” she had about Perry which was a “good time.”

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Massaging your baby slit is the new “Alternative Lifestyle” of Porn Entertainers

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The only problem I have with Miley is that she “advertised” her tour saying it was “educational” for children and teens.

Obviously her stage “behavior” is completely “inappropriate” for people of a certain “age and level” of maturity.

It would be better suited for a “porn entertainer” show in a Nevada brothel.

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Best reason to avoid Miley’s slut-shaming butt.

Speaking of Katy Perry, a “vocal proponent” of Obama as well as his signature “ObamaCare” reform, apparently left her “good manners” stateside when she “packed” for Milan’s fashion week.

The pop star got “booed off” the stage after her “late arrival” delayed the Moschino “cat walk” nearly an hour.

Perry, 29, walked the runway in a “curve-hugging” black and gold dress, but instead of applause she was met with “heckles and jeers” from “annoyed attendees and assembled shutterbugs” for her tardiness.

“You’re all going to get your picture, so shut the fuck up,” the “Dark Horse” singer fired back at the crowd.

Maybe she was still “dreaming” about that “lesbian smooching” encounter in Los Angeles…

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Bieber Fever

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on February 4, 2014 by andelino

Bieber Fever 01If a News Channel “interrupts” a member of Congress mid-sentence, one might assume that the “breaking news” would be of considerable urgency.

Not with Justin Bieber in “trouble.”

MSNBC interrupted former Rep. Jane Harman, Democrat of California, as she “earnestly” applied her expertise to discuss the “NSA Task Force” report, so they could tell the world that the baby-faced “swag demon” had been arrested in Miami, Fl.

“Congresswoman, let me interrupt you just for a moment, we have some breaking news out of Miami,” anchor Andrea Mitchell said without a “hint of irony”, casually chipping away at the “dignity” of news reporting with a “pick axe” molded from the sharp, shattered “discards” of our national soul.

MSNBC further showed every detail of the historic “adrenaline-packed” police chase.

It seems a cause “célèbreakdown” trumps analysis of our right to privacy.

As Bieber was arrested in Miami Beach and charged with a DUI, resisting arrest, driving on a suspended license, and 3 counts of being “too gay” even for South Beacher’s he enjoyed himself immensely in jail.

Apparently Justin has been “dying” to spend some time in the “slammer”, and get him some of that “caged heat”.

As you can see in the dual “mug shot” below Justin Bieber couldn’t stop smiling from “ear to ear” as he was roughly striped searched and “hauled” off to jail.

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That mug shot of Justin Bieber is in fact a “before and after” shot. The first picture (the original mug shot) was taken when Bieber first “arrived” at the prison. The second was taken when Bieber was “leaving.”

As you can see from this before and after shot, Bieber took to his position as “white” prison bitch very well. In fact, he excelled at being a “prison bitch” so much that the Warden has invited him back for regular “conjugal visits” with the inmates.

According to corrections officers Bieber has been a “model inmate”, and has been making lots of friends especially among the “blacks.” One officer was even able to snap this pic of Justin and his “celly” Jamtarcious Jones getting “consensual” acquainted.

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Clearly Justin Bieber is going to have the “time of his life” when he finally gets put away for good.

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Bieber is the absolute worst. Here is on the beach in Panama City looking like a total “douche.” And that’s all there is to say about that.Bieber Fever 06It’s all a part of the “liberal” media’s attempt at covering up the “truth” about Justine Bieber and his other “persona”, Miley Cyrus.

Too Old for Sex

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on January 6, 2014 by andelino

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How old is too old to have sex?

In case you missed it, Miley Cyrus told Matt Lauer on the “Today” show: “I heard when you turn 40, things start to go a little less sexual” the 20-year-old pop star quipped. “I heard that’s when people don’t have sex anymore.”

After the morning talk show host revealed he was 55, Cyrus brazenly said “Oh well, then you’re really definitely not sexual.”

“Is the sexual side of you that we’re seeing a lot of right now something that’s going to be here for a while?” Matt asked.

The confrontational 20-year-old explained to Matt Lauer that she is “exploring” her sexuality in her performances because she is “young” enough to do so.

Not so fast, Miley Cyrus.

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Suzanne Somers is 66 years old and claims to have a “rambunctious” active sex life.

The actress, who’s well known for her role as Chrissy Snow in the ’80s sitcom “Three’s Company,” revealed on The Talk that she has “intercourse” with her husband of 36 years, Alan Hamel, “a couple of times a day.”

“We have sex twice a day” Suzanne Somers, 66, reveals. She and her 77-year-old husband keep the “romance” alive with “busy mornings” every single day.

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“I’m going to be so sorry I said that,” she added before detailing her and her husband’s most sexually “active” time of the day.

“He’s on hormones and I’m on hormones,” she confessed, adding: “What is it about men at four in the morning? And then I’m really awake around eight or so.”

Her “confession” prompts the Talk hosts, as well as the audience, to burst into “loud applause and cheer” her name.

“Is it two times back-to-back or do you spread the time out?” asked Sheryl Underwood, eliciting even more laughter from her co-hosts.

Somers’ remarks were in “response” to Miley Cyrus’ wise assertion that the “middle-aged” no longer “knock boots” in the sack.

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Miley Cyrus later “admitted” she doesn’t really know “anything” about sex after 40.

“I don’t know, I’m not 40 yet,” the 20-year-old pop superstar reminded E! News when asked about her comment about people slowing down in the bedroom after 40 which Suzanne Somers has been taking great pride in disproving.

“I’ll let you know how my sex life goes when I’m 40,” Miley said at her signing and meet-and-greet with fans at the Planet Hollywood in New York City to celebrate the release of her new album Bangerz.”

I don’t know about the rest of my readers, but I’ve pretty much “heard and seen” enough of this stupid slut.

Obviously, Miley believes she “invented” sex. It’s just a part of her “youthful” conceit.

It’s good to hear someone proving Miley Cyrus’ “theory” wrong which solidifies once again that she is only a 20 year old “sex connoisseur.”

She looks and acts more like a “slutty” skank. She may be a child star turned “adult,” but she has yet to “prove” she’s actually matured.

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Great “sex” has nothing to do with age, but of course how would she know at the tender age of a “juvenile” who has not yet reached “sexual” maturity to know what “love” is all about.

What Miley doesn’t “realize” is that when you’re in a committed loving “marriage” with the opposite sex, it’s called “making love”.

By looking at her “how” she is acting it’s quite “obvious” she’ll probably never “experience” that.

But what makes this little “twit” who doesn’t even have an adult set of “mammaries” yet an expert on “who is or who isn’t” too old?

A women’s sexual “prime” is in her late 30’s and on into her 40’s, a fact that has been “widely” acknowledged for decades.

I get the picture.

Miley Cyrus doesn’t want to be “Hannah Montana” anymore.But when does that reason run out?

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We’ve seen her “twerk”, get super friendly with a “foam finger” and now get über excited with masturbating “herself” in bed.

All I can attest is that sex is “better” anytime and “beats” twerking tongue” wagging and “buttocks” gyrating.

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Two Adult Kids

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on October 2, 2013 by andelino

Two Adult Kids 01Miley Cyrus claimed that she’s an “adult acting like a kid” in an interview for the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine.

The 20-year-old singer discussed her post Hannah Montana life, saying, “I took off and I just wanted to party. I worked so hard, and I wanted to buy a house and just chill.”

“I was an adult when I was supposed to be a kid. So now I’m an adult and I’m acting like a kid. I can’t believe I’m allowed to be in my own home alone.”

I’d hate to give credit where it’s undue, but at this point, I do believe that Miley’s the only one really bringing “butt cleavage” into our pop culture.

Who knows why the beloved twerker decided to let it all hang out in public, but could it have something to do with that she and Liam Hemsworth called off their engagement?

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After boyfriend Liam Hemsworth a finger will have to do.

I mean, there’s no better way to “change” the conversation than by walking around with your “ass waving hello” to the world.

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Why wearing anything at all when we have seen plenty of asses?

Who will talk about a breakup when there’s “butt cleavage” to be discussed?

Miley Cyrus is the queen of “ratchetness.” In case you were wondering if her “hood rat” style was just a performance to break away from her “Disney” image, you were wrong.

Miley has long been accepted by the “hip hop community, the stripper scene and the stoners club.”

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Her ass is one of the weirdest putty looking arse I’ve ever seen.

I think the combination of such “shenanigans” is the perfect formula for “ratchetness.” 

She recently “leaked” via twitter that she was “#1 on Maxim’s Hot 100” list which is just more “evidence” that she doesn’t give a “swaggin’” flip.

Miley Cyrus has been “dominating” news and social media for weeks, but it seems it was all just “part of her plan.”

“You’re always gonna make people talk,” Cyrus says.

“You might as well make them talk for, like, two weeks, rather than two seconds.”

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Enjoying a tongue lashing, doggy style performance.

Mission accomplished, Miley. The “chatter” has yet to come to a standstill on your “scandalous” performance at the VMA’s with Robin Thicke in August.

Since then, the singer has debuted a record-breaking music video for Wrecking Ball where she tears up and “bares” all.

She even managed to hold down two songs in iTunes’ top 10 chart, despite — or perhaps due to — the VMA’s backlash.

Miley Cyrus Says Justin Bieber Has The Mentality Of A 12-Year-Old

Miley also shared some advice for “cherubic” Justin Bieber, who’s been in the news a lot lately, but for all the “wrong” reasons.

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Bieber literally looks like he shit in his pants.

Like “fighting” with paparazzi, wearing a gas mask going shopping,“peeing” in restaurant mop buckets, “speeding” his car through his neighborhood and “crotch-grabbing” to keep his pants full of “poop” from falling down?

Honestly, I don’t know much about “fashion” but since when is releasing your “bowel” movements cool?

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Another thing I don’t understand is the purpose for “two” watches.

“A man with one watch always knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.”

“I’m not saying you need to take a break because you’re crazy,” Miley advises the 19-year-old superstar. “I’m saying you need to take a break so you can be crazy,” and people aren’t going to judge you.

“You’re going to do dumb stuff from here on out. But do it in your own time. Do it safely. You can afford to protect yourself and still have fun.”

Miley reiterates her thoughts in the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine, adding that Bieber “acts” like a 12-year-old.

Miley believes that Justin has “difficulty” growing up and dealing with fame, so it’s “pushed” him to be a rebel.

“I’m not much older than him, so I never want it to feel like I’m mentoring him whenever we hang out.”

But I do mentor him in a way.

Justin Bieber Returns To His Hotel Shirtless

Baby swaggy Bieber returning to his hotel shirtless, squinting and hunched over.

Because I’ve been doing this “shit” for a long time, and have already “transitioned,” I don’t think he’s “quite” done it yet.

“He’s trying really hard. People don’t take him seriously, but he really can play the drums, he really can play guitar, he really can sing,” she adds.

“I just don’t want to see him fuck that up” to where people think he’s Vanilla Ice.

I tell him that. Like, ‘You don’t want to become a joke,” she says.

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Wondering if Bieber wears a gas mask to avoid the obnoxious smells emanating from his pants.

“When you go out, don’t start shit. Don’t come in shirtless.”

But the thing is, I think boys are, like, seven years behind.

“So in his head, he’s really, like, 12.”

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Check out Miley’s full interview at

Between Two Ferns

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Is Bieber a not fully developed Homosapien?

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