One Last Cry

Squeaker John Boehner.

According to an “anonymous” source, Squeaker John Boehner is quoted as saying:

“Hey, man, it’s been really righteous working with you. We blew up the United States real good, didn’t we?” Ha! Ha!

Don’t “trouble” yourself, Barry, I’m leaving you with my “idiot” buddy, Paul Ryan.

He’ll follow in my “footsteps,” just like I said. You don’t have to “worry” about a thing.

But before I go, I have “capitulated” to further “selling out” my country…

“I have cut a deal with Nancy Pelosi to fund the Obama administration for the rest of this year, to fund Obamacare, to fund executive amnesty, to fund Planned Parenthood, to fund implementation of this Iran deal and then presumably to land a cushy K Street job after joining with the Democrats to implement all of President Obama’s priorities.”

You and I “epitomize” what working “across the aisle” really means, which, of course, means “you get everything!”

I know it. You know it. “Done deal!”

Hey Barry, care to “dance?” Kiss me first.

I guess I’m down to “one last cry.”

My shattered dreams and broken heart
Are mending on the shelf
I saw you holding hands
Standing close to someone else
Now I sit all alone
Wishing all my feeling was gone

I gave my best to you, nothing for me to do
But have one last cry

One last cry, before I leave it all behind
I’ve gotta put you outta my mind this time
Stop living a lie
I guess I’m down to my last cry

I was here, you were there
Guess we never could agree
While the sun shines on you
I need some love to rain on me
Still I sit all alone
Wishing all my feeling was gone

Gotta get over you, nothing for me to do
But have one last cry

One last cry, before I leave it all behind
I’ve gotta put you outta my mind this time
Stop living a lie
I know I’ve gotta be strong
‘Cause round me life goes on and on and on
And on

I’m gonna dry my eyes
Right after I made my

One last cry, One last cry before I leave it all behind
I’ve gotta put you outta my mind for the very last time
Been living a lie
I guess I’m down
I guess I’m down
I guess I’m down to my last cry

I think that John “Boner” Boehner’s feelings are better “summed up” in this song:

Perhaps John Boehner can replaced his “Boner” with a “Vagina.”

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