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Tradition of Tolerance

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on February 16, 2017 by andelino


As Obama said so eloquently: “Nothing done in the name of Islam has anything to do with Islam.”

#1. “We Do Not Consider Ourselves A Christian Nation.”

#2. “Whatever we once were, we are no longer a Christian nation.”

#3. “The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam.”

#4. “I also know that Islam has always been a part of America’s story.”

#5. “I made clear that America is not – and never will be – at war with Islam.”

#6. “Islam has always been part of America.”

#7. “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”

#8. “As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam.”

#9. “I will stand with the Muslim’s should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.”

What Obama Hates About Jesus

Barack Obama Mocks Jesus Christ

Obama Crushed After Trump Orders White House To Stop His Sickest Tradition

Obama Admits He Is A Muslim

Barack Obama Shows His True Colors As He Leaves Office

And that folks is just the “tip of the iceberg. You can see even more “insane” videos of  Obama Muslim “quotes” on the Internet. That is, if you actually “need any more proof.”


Tolerance is “inherent” in Islam. For example, when a filthy “infidel” wishes to marry a Muslima, he must “accept” Islam, after which he will be not only “tolerated but cherished!”


If a Muslim is born a child by an “unclean” infidel, the child becomes part of “Dar Al Islam” and is subsequently “tolerated and cherished.”

When all become “Islamists,” all will be “tolerated.”


Barack and Michelle Obama used the “race card” at every opportunity to cause “racial tension” and “incite hate and violence.” Both have applied the “Rules for Radicals” written by Communist Saul Alinsky, who was a “community organizer” like Barry was in Chicago.

Typical rule in Alinsky’s manual: “Whenever possible, go outside the expertise of the enemy. Look for ways to increase insecurity, anxiety and uncertainty.”

Worst Life Choice

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on February 7, 2017 by andelino


Lindsay Lohan’s rumored “conversion” to Islam could be a worse life choice than all the “drugs and drinking” and everything else that has “made her notorious.”


Lindsay Lohan has “sparked” widespread speculation that she has converted to “Islam” by deleting everything on her Instagram account “except” for the Arabic greeting “As-Salaam-Alaikum” (Peace be unto you.)


Her mother has “denied” the claim, but Lohan, who lives in Dubai, “has not,” even as congratulations have “poured” in from Muslims around the world. If the reports are “true,” then Lohan, who for years has worked “hard” at amassing a reputation as a “celebrity train wreck,” has just made her “worst career move yet.”

Lohan has “fueled” this kind of speculation in the past, saying in 2015: “My very close friends, who have been there for me a lot, in London are Saudi and they gave me the Qur’an and I brought it to New York because I was learning. It opened doors for me to experience spiritually, to find another true meaning. This is who I am.”


She didn’t say what “true meaning” she found in Qur’anic injunctions sanctioning “wife-beating” (Qur’an 4:34), “devaluing of women’s testimony” (Qur’an 2:282), “inheritance rights” (Qur’an 4:11), “allowance for polygamy” (Qur’an 4:3), or “mandate of warfare against and subjugation of unbelievers” (Qur’an 9:29), but that’s just the “beginning” of the absurdity.

Is Lindsay Lohan prepared to venture out in public with everything covered except her face and hands, as per Muhammad’s injunction (Abu Dawud 4092)? Is she willing not to go out at all unless accompanied by a male guardian, as per Islamic law? Is she happy with being judged deficient in intelligence and religious commitment, as Muhammad said of women (Bukhari 304)?


Lindsay Lohan likely “doesn’t know” that any of this is in “Islamic” teaching. She probably knows about Islam only the things she “has been told” by her friends in Saudi Arabia and Dubai, who are “no doubt” anxious to add her to the list of “celebrity” converts to Islam. What these converts to Islam know about their “new religion” could have been taken from a President Barack Obama speech: “that it is a noble, great religion, a religion of peace, and that those who raise concerns about jihad terrorism are racist, bigoted xenophobes.”


So what’s not to like? Converts and prospective converts are “never told” about how so many converts to Islam end up as “jihad terrorists,” most notably including John Walker Lindh, the “Marin County Mujahid” who was discovered fighting alongside the Taliban and AL-Qaeda “against” American troops in Afghanistan, and Adam Gadahn, the self-described “revolting geek of mass proportions” who, like Lindh, discovered Islam through “rap music and black grievance theater” (neither were black, but both wished they were), “read” the Qur’an and realized that one “sure-fire way” to please Allah was to wage “jihad” against infidels, and set out to “do just that.”

Gadahn, before he was “killed” in a drone strike, rose high in the “ranks” of AL-Qaeda, even making English-language “videos” addressed to the American people and “introduced” by AL-Qaeda chief Ayman al-Zawahiri himself. In them, Gadahn’s “revolting geekiness” is on full display, as he “smacks” his lips nervously, “pedantically” argues for the “falsity” of Christianity against the “truth” of Islam, and issues “threats” with a bravado bred at the “console” of a thousand video games. Gadahn, Lindh, and numerous other converts “illustrate” the appeal of conversion to Islam among the psychically “marginal,” who find comfort in the fact that Islam has a “rule” (and sometimes many rules) for every imaginable human activity, “relieving” them of the responsibility of having to make tough “moral and ethical” decisions themselves.


That may be what “appeals” to Lindsay Lohan, the very epitome of the “rootless” celebrity who left her “moral” compass behind so long ago that she may not even “remember” having one. It is “extraordinarily” unlikely, of course, that even if she “has” converted to Islam, that she will “follow” Lindh, Gadahn, and so very many other converts into “jihad terror” activity; however, she would do well to ponder this “phenomenon,” and ask herself why so many Americans who have “converted” to Islam have somehow gotten the “idea” that their new religion commands them to “commit treason and mass murder.”


That would, of course, “require” her to read that Qur’an she has been “carrying” around attentively, and to “think for herself.” No doubt that is just what her Saudi friends “want” her to do as well. If she “really” did it, she would put the “rumors” of conversion to rest “once and for all.” But that would require “bucking” Hollywood’s smart set and the Leftist “intelligentsia’s” received wisdom. Thus far in her “outlandish” public career, Lindsay Lohan has not demonstrated the “courage” to do that. But stranger things have happened.

The article was penned by Robert Spencer, the prolific and best-selling author of many books about Islam, including book, “Did Muhammed Exist?” and “An Inquiry Into Islam’s Obscure Origins.” Spencer also runs the Jihad Watch website, and frequently asks Islamic advocates to engage in Western-style public debate.

Will no-talent Hollywood actress, Lindsay Lohan, become a sex slave for ISIS now?
164 Jihad Verses in the Qur’an
The Hill Removes Article About Islam

While Lindsay Lohan sings the praises of Islam, Kuwaiti interviewer wonders how long it will take him to get into her pants.

Lindsay Lohan Meets Turkish President Erdoğan

Trump’s Muslim Ban

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on February 1, 2017 by andelino


Iran on Saturday “condemned” the U.S. visa ban against Tehran and “six” other majority Muslim countries as an “open affront against the Muslim world and the Iranian nation” and vowed to retaliate.

Saudi Arabia will continue to “block” US Citizens to visit on “tourist” visas.


Libya, Yemen and other countries are vowing to “stop” American tourists from “visiting” their countries.


Americans are for the time being still “welcome” to come to the UK unless you are on the “ban” list, although I’ve heard wearing a “burqa” gets you waved straight through customs with no “visa” checks.


Remember to say to as many people in the airport as possible “Islam is a religion of peace” and you should be “allowed” in no problem.


If they ask “how many heads have you chopped off” it’s not a trick question, it’s just for their “records,” as in moderate Britain, “decapitation” is not a reason for refusing “entry” to the county.


Upsetting UK “Muslims” is the only “surefire” way to guarantee entry “refusal.”

Well, disappointing to “lose” my deposit on our Yemeni “beachfront” condo. Last year a “drone” strike and now this.


Spring Break “just isn’t going to be the same.”

This “madness” must be stopped! Sadly, the correct “understanding” of multi-cultural and multi-gender “equality” among the toiling masses is at an “all-time low.”


I hope Air force One  has “retractable” balls or it’s going to be a “painful” landing unless they are made of “solid brass.”

It seems Barack the “Weak and Feckless” has been replaced by Donald the “Bold Warrior.”


Onward to “stamp out” Islamic hegemony! Let the great patriotic “War Part III” begin.

Bill Clinton is a “racist and bigoted” Trump lover judging from this short clip. Who knew? Is anything “sacred” anymore?

The “correct” answer is, of course, that this “truth” is no longer deemed current.



Distinguished Public Service

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on January 24, 2017 by andelino


President Obama added another “prestigious” medal to his Nobel Peace Prize “collection” when his appointee and subordinate Defense Secretary Ash Carter awarded him the Department of Defense Medal for “Distinguished Public Service” to add to all those “participation” trophies he got at Punahou for his “basketball” skills.


The ceremony took place at “Joint Base Myers-Henderson” in Arlington, VA before a crowd that had an awful lot of “empty” seats, almost as if the military “service members” who attended were there on “orders.”

If this caught you by “surprise” you’re not alone. Most Americans had no idea that the “Pentagon” had such an award.


President Obama awarded himself the prestigious, “Distinguished Public Service Medal.”

During his “teary-eyed” presentation speech, he referred to himself 97 times while “gloriously” expounding on his many “accomplishments, performances and golf vacations.”

Through tears of “joy” he referred to himself another 163 times “expounding” upon his many “successes and how smart he is.”

Additionally, you may not be “aware” that sometime after January 20, several countries are also “expected” to invite president Obama to “medal ceremonies” in appreciation of his many “stellar” world contributions.

Our inside source “revealed” the following scheduled “events”:


In Havana, Cuba Obama will receive the highest “Order of Jose Marti” for his magnanimous “concessions” to the communist regime and outstanding “contribution” to world peace, education, culture and science.


In Tehran, Iran Obama will receive the highest “Excellent Order of Islamic Republic” for the nuclear “deal” he struck with Iran and the huge “pile of cash” sent over to help the country “build” a high-speed rail system.


In Damascus, Syria Obama will receive the highest “Order of Civil Merit” for drawing his famous “red line” in the sand and “forgetting” all about it, which enabled Syria to “coordinate” its use of “chemical gas attacks” against their own people.


In Gaza, Palestine Obama will receive the highest The Medal of Honor  for allowing the “passage” of a UN Security Council resolution “condemning” Israel and ending the “suffering” of the Palestinian people.


In Istanbul, Turkey Obama will receive the “Order of the Medjid” for his zeal, devotion and loyalty to his best Muslim friend “sultan” Recep Tayyip Erdoğan for helping him to “reestablishing” the Ottoman Empire.


In Bonn, Germany Obama will receive the “Cross of Honor for Valor” for helping Angela Merkel “bravely defend the rights and freedom of the German people” necessary to overcome fear and exceptional “danger” of radical Islamism.


In Bethlehem, Israel Obama with receive the “Backstabber Order of the Century” for his failure to “protect” Israel in the gang-up at the UN, and for “colluding” with the resolution.


Other countries are “expected” to follow suit in the coming months, “commemorating” the many astonishing “accomplishments” of the Obama presidency.

As we all know the “Distinguished Public Service” medal was awarded for his administration’s effective measures to bring “peace” to Syria and to stop Russian “expansion” in the Ukraine, and his efforts to “protect” American citizens working in embassies abroad, in addition to “healing” all the racial “divides” in the USA.


Obama’s full “distinguish” title will now be:

“His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of ‘All the Beasts’ of the Earth, all the ‘Birds of the Air’ including ‘drones’ and the ‘Fishes of the Seas’ and Conqueror of the Western Civilization in General and the USA in Particular.”


Finally, Barack Obama is receiving the “recognition” that is due. I was told there is also a “statue” in the making with an appropriate “soundtrack.”



Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on January 20, 2017 by andelino





Farewell Obama

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on January 20, 2017 by andelino


Hi Barry,

I would like to take the time to “honestly” thank you from the bottom of my “heart” for having a huge hand in “creating” the greatest destructive transformation of the United States of America that the “world” has ever seen.

But “aside” from that, there is so much more to be “thankful” for.

I believe that I speak for “countless” educated people when I say that during the “dusk of your presidency” we should take the time to list some of the “amazing” things you have done and ”reflect” upon them.

In what could “take days to talk about,” I narrowed down the favorite “farewell” gifts you left “behind” for the American people.

1. First of all, racial relations are at an all-time high. Under your leadership and guidance, there has never in the history of the United States been such peace and understanding among people of all pigments across the board. While some of your critics may attempt to point to a huge division created by your “dishonest and manipulative” rhetoric, to all educated people it was the birth of a new kind of justice, different from all other kinds of justice in that it was “more just and more social.”

2. The far-right liars will say anything to smear the beautiful and slightly mark that you left behind on the very fabric of this “formerly” great country. Have no worries, we will always hold that mark in our educated hearts and pass it on to our educated children so they, too, can cherish your remarkable legacy.

3. I would like to thank you for how safe you have made our shining inner cities. While there has been a minor influx in gun violence in progressive urban areas, every educated person knows that the real causes for that lie outside our safe spaces, in the uneducated America where innocent victims of economic oppression come in contact with the sinister gun-owning NRA members.

4. Those twisted reactionaries dare blame your flawless gun regulations for the violence in our progressive cities that surpasses the street wars of the Prohibition era in the roaring 20s, absurdly claiming that restricting firearm ownership leads a rise in bloodshed. Every educated person knows that disarming law abiding citizens cannot possibly embolden criminals.

5. They also spread far-right rumors that the more progressive the city, the more it economically suffers, pointing at Detroit, where they say a Utopia was promised under the dawn of progressive leadership in the 1960s but brought nothing but ruins it is today. But do not fret, Barry. Our progressive fact checkers have debunked that urban myth multiple times. Detroit is better off with art and culture than with automobile manufacturing. Every educated person knows that manufacturing poisons the ecosystem.

6. I would like to thank you for how safe you have made the entire world. With the help of the UN, NGOs, and various progressive think tanks, your leadership has given Europe and parts of the U.S. a taste of higher sophistication and culture through a flood of Middle Eastern migrants. Or are they refugees, widows and orphans? You have to forgive me, sometimes it’s hard to keep up with the correct nomenclature.

7. A few uneducated throwbacks may still be upset about having to be around people slightly different than them. But every educated person knows that Europe is where white people originally came from. Ingrained racism is only natural in the “ground zero” of the white people’s breeding area, where an influx new non-white friends can be seen as cultural espionage. But again, Barry, this isn’t anything that can’t be fixed with more education.

8. As we learn of nearly daily acts of rape and violence committed by our newly arrived guests, I would like to thank you on behalf of all educated people for reminding us that these attacks are not the fruit of a particular ideology, but rather of man-made climate change, which turns people into desperate animals fighting for food and water. Thank you so much for clarifying that.

9. Thank you for keeping us in check and allowing us to understand that those so-called barbaric acts are the fault of the Western civilization. Every educated person knows that the bloodshed across the world can only come as a result of trickled-down Western greed and systemic racism, and ISIS is no more a threat to world security than the American economy that is causing climate change in the first place. I’m sure future generations will appreciate your ability to prioritize these threats and to fight the greater evil first and the lesser one second.

10. I also have no doubt that historians will be studying you and your legacy for centuries to come, trying to find answers to such questions as, how could one man have been so smart? Is it even humanly possible to have the infallible intelligence and wisdom that you have exhibited over the last eight years? I can almost hear a college professor lecture to a classroom of diverse young minds, telling them the greatest story ever told: “Yours.”

11. I look forward to the day I have my grand children on my knees in an Eco-friendly home, telling them about the glorious eight years of your presidency and how we just barely missed entering the glorious world that  any civilization could ever hope for – a progressive world under the stern guidance of forward-looking, educated people. We were right there, already going for the exit, but the Russians must have influenced our sense of direction by posting fake road signs, we lost our way, and then it was too late to go back.

12. In the twilight of your administration, we must sadly say goodbye, as the nation turns around to watch the dawning of a new unwritten era that is fast approaching. That isn’t to say that we aren’t terrified of the most hated president-elect since Abraham Lincoln. All educated people in this country and beyond are truly overcome with emotion. But we also know that the effects of your presidency will be felt for years to come, whether we like it or not.

13. They say, “red sky at morning, sailors take warning.” But what does an orange sky mean? We hope that you will stick around and continue to educate us about this and other important issues.

14.Perhaps it is divine fate that someone who is a skilled political player and policy visionary, you have done more to unite the Republican Party than anyone since Raygun. In fact, in this latest election alone, the Republicans now control the 31 of the 50 governor’s offices and the state legislative chamber in 44 states with full control in 25 states and more than two thirds of the nation’s legislative chambers in Washington. As you are leaving office Democrats will be reduced to lowest level since the Civil War. Now that’s transformational indeed!

15. I wish I had room to expound upon the wonderful health care system you bestowed upon us, with downward-curving costs, wide-ranging choice of doctors and hospitals, coverage of every kind of service that we do not need, and of course the security of knowing we can keep our doctors, our insurance plans, and our treatment plans for as long as we want.

16. If only you had been allowed to run for a third term — and we all know you would have been reelected by a landslide — we might also have had coverage for sex-change operations and amputations for transablists. But alas, it was not to be.

17. We celebrated the social changes you made in the military during your administration by allowing gays to serve openly in the Armed Forces and opening combat roles to women. As you said so eloquently “I know that women are as least as strong as men. We’re stronger for it.” Your commitment to diversity reminds us that we are united and can now serve the country without hiding who we are or who we love.

18. You had no qualms of adamantly supporting abortion and voting several times against the “Born Alive Infant Protection Act.” Your radical position will go down in history as the most pro-abortion president ever who abdicated his responsibilities when it came to the protection of the most innocent citizens of this great nation.

19. And who can forget your sex abstinent education when you said you would teach your daughters all about values and morals but if they make a mistake, “you don’t want them to be punished with a baby.” It was so reassuring to hear you condemning single women that somehow it has become a “punishment” to have a child in this country, thereby diminishing the great joy that children bring to their families regardless of the circumstances in which they were born.

Thank you Barry, for all your “wise and encouraging” leadership during the last eight years.


Obama was the first “black” president. Trump is the first “orange” president. “Orange is the new black.”




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Requiem for a Lightweight: Obama Out
A Man who left a Party without Seats or Ideas
God-Emperor of Blackkind

Sister Act III

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on January 9, 2017 by andelino

“What do you mean my wife would make a cute nun?”

The latest rumor “swirling” around Washington D.C. concerns the “soon-to-be-ex” First Lady of the United States having made “application” to join a convent.

Bitterly “disappointed” that Donald Trump was elected president, a “mad-at-the-world” Michelle Obama has been contacting “monasteries” in the United States seeking to “retire” to a life of “hopelessness, prayer and repentance.”

Barack Obama, Michelle Obama

Choosing  the road to “monasticism,” Michelle will follow the “footsteps” of the saints who “walked the path” before her.

She will seek “spiritual” guidance and teachings to help her to “recognize” the deceits of the evil one, how to “overcome” them, and to forsake the “vanities” of the world in order to “dedicate” herself fully and wholeheartedly to God in “solitude and unceasing prayer.”

“For what profit is it to a women if she gains the whole world, but loses her own soul? Matthew 16:26

In the “stillness” of the Monastery, Michelle’s life will be one of “discover.”


No longer surrounded by a plethora of “distraction” she will able to truly get “acquainted” with herself, to uncover her “sinful” nature and come to the wonderful “realization” that her strength after “all these years” is only found in Christ and “not” Barack.

Saint Isaac said, “a person who has attained the knowledge of his own weakness, has reached the summit of humility and broke through the constraining walls of their ego has climbed great spiritual heights to live out a blessed life of repentance and asceticism.”

“If you want to be perfect, go, sell what you have, give to the poor and you will have treasure in heaven; come follow Me.” Matthew 19:21

A day in the “life of a nun”


Monastic nuns “choose” to live a life of “prayer and contemplation.”

After a “novitiate” period, a nun joyfully takes the three vows of monasticism – “chastity, poverty, and obedience” – in order to better “dedicate” her life to God and “serve” Him only.

St. Paul said, “The unmarried woman cares about the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit. 1 Corinthians 7: 34

Out of her great “love” for God, a nun’s typical day begins while most “people in the world” are still asleep. After Midnight “prayers” morning “praises” begin daily at 4AM and are followed directly by “Divine Liturgy.”


On Wednesdays and Fridays, when “fasting and abstinence” are observed, nuns return to their “cells” after the raising of morning “incense” while the Diving Liturgy is “prayed” at noon.

All nuns have a “personal” prayer rule they must keep daily – “memorize the psalms which will protect them” and a duty they must “perform” which can include anything from “manual work to hosting guests.”

“If anyone will not work, neither shall he eat” 2 Thessalonians 3:10.

Daily at 5PM, the nuns “meet” once again in the church to “communally” pray the psalms from the “Book of Good News” (Bible).

Between “work and communal” prayer time, a nun spends time “alone” in her cell in “prayer and meditation.”


This “beautiful” life is likened to that of “angels” on earth. Just as the heavenly angels unceasingly “praise and worship” God, so do the nuns “standing” before God in “praise and worship” in their daily “blessed” lives.

Angels are a “light” for nuns, and the “monastic” life is a “light” for them.

“To pray for the Church. To keep their life holy as an example for others. To live such a quiet life in order to have a quiet heart and mind. Happy are those who follow this road and avoid other highways. Theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”

A anonymous “insider” was able to obtain a copy of the “application response” Michelle received from a “convent” in California.

Dear Mrs. Obama,

Let me start by saying how honored we all feel that you have chosen our humble monastery for possible relocation as you transition into your new life. This is certainly the first time that a major contemporary figure such as yourself has expressed interest in joining our sisters to dedicate her heart and soul to serving the Lord and the less fortunate in our society.

After careful consideration and several days of intense prayer in search of divine guidance it has been decided that we are able to offer you a position as one of our sisters. Please accept our profound congratulations and allow me to explain on which conditions we are able to grant your request.

1. It would not be long before word reached the outside world that you had joined us, leading to notoriety at a level that we are not equipped to handle. Though we welcome visitors as part of our mission, TV cameras parked nearby for days on end to watch your every move would seriously disrupt our daily routines and cannot be allowed.

2. Your request that a security detail be allowed access to our grounds is puzzling in the extreme. Surely, you must realize that the protection of our “Lord and Savior” is quite sufficient to make sure that sisters are safe from harm. We cannot grant this request but be assured your life will be in the hands of our all powerful, omnipotent, supreme most high.

3. In addition to private prayer and the daily cycle of services, sisters are expected to perform duties such as cooking and cleaning. We hope that as someone who has lived in the White House for eight years and is used to servants waiting hand and foot, carrying out these tasks that you probably never did even as a young girl, will not be of inconvenience to you.

4. Your green dress is not acceptable since all sisters wear black and heads must be covered at all times. Fancy wardrobes and shoes, visits to the hairdresser, and grooming services considered normal on the outside are not allowed here. As a sister, you would have no need to be concerned about your appearance. We hope that you can accept these conditions.


5. We have reviewed your attached fitness video but unfortunately we cannot offer you this exercise program here as it would interfere with your daily work, hostess duties, communal prayer time and private meditation. We can, however, assure you there is no need to worry about obesity as our daily lean cuisine intake will keep you slim and trim.

6. A vow of poverty is expected, meaning that you would need to declare all your assets and donate their value either to our convent or to other needy organizations of our choosing. Once inside our walls, we will see to it that your earthly as well as spiritual needs are looked after.

We hope you prayerfully can accept above conditions and look forward with great anticipation of your earliest arrival.

In the meantime, please feel free to contact us again if you have additional questions.








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