World’s Biggest Penis

Jonah Falcon has what billions of men all over the world dream for, but in these times of recession his endowment has not brought him much luck.

At 5-foot-9, Falcon has an average build, with average sized hands, and a size 10.5 inch foot. He says his below-the-belt wonder is “all natural” according to published reports.

Meet Jonah Falcon, the nebbish 41-year-old man with the “world’s biggest penis” who was stopped and frisked by a TSA agent at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9^th  because of a “bulging package” hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn’t packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste.

His size causes him trouble with airport security checkpoints and triggers tertiary screening when his “extra carry-on” becomes suspect. In an interview Jonah Falcon described his hard times. “I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. It wasn’t erect at the time,” said Falcon, whose penis is 9.5 inches (24 cm) in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length when erect. “One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.'”

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector. “Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a “growth.” Yes, that’s a “fact.” By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his “family jewel” reached a whopping 12 inches.

A younger security guard felt threatened by his “very noticeable” package and interpreted it as a biological threat. “I said, ‘It’s my dick,” Falcon quipped. “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

The screener gave up the extensive search without so much as a blush or a smile. Falcon made his flight back to New York on time. But he learned something that day.

The hardened traveler has a new game plan for airport security. “I’m just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” Falcon said. “That way, they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”

“I’ve gone through the (airport scanner) before, and I wasn’t worried,” he said. “What was the worst that was going to happen — I was going to have to whip it out for them? I’m used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I’m feeling up to it, I’ll just show them.” Falcon said the agents were “professional” about the security check. “It was probably harder on them than it was on me.”

“When I look down at myself I don’t see anything special. But I still enjoy having something special – every person does.” Falcon, who has struggled with relationships, said he would not change anything about his unusual size. “I feel like I’m fine the way I am.”

Falcon first realized he was different at the age of around 10, when his schoolmates used to talk about him although he assumed it was because he had not been “circumcised” while his friends had.

Falcon has been contacted by porn companies (though he’s never accepted) and has been featured on just about every talk show around the globe. And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn’t do porn because if he did, “Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody. I can’t perform in public – I’m a show off, but not doing it in front of other people.”

Since being profiled in a feature story in Rolling Stone back in June of 2003 and appearing in an 1999 HBO documentary “Private Dicks: Men Exposed” in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises, the 41-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is currently living at home with his mother.

He has been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he is now “between jobs” due to the “rough economy.”

In January 2006, Falcon gained media attention after appearing in a documentary by UK Channel 4 called “The World’s Biggest Penis.” His large size also led him to several appearances on the Howard Stern radio program. Falcon also appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on March 2, 2010, where he stated that he can completely envelop a “doorknob with his foreskin.”

In the segment, Samantha Bee attempts to convince Jonah to enter the pornography industry. Falcon refused, saying it would be “just the easy way out … it’s not going to help my legit acting career.”  In April 2011, he appeared on the TLC documentary series “Strange Sex”  in the episode “Size Matters & Gender Bender”.

Why did Jonah Falcon come to San Francisco?
6. To make “Coit Tower” feel inadequate.
5. To quell Mayor Ed Lee’s infatuation with a “Stop and Frisk” policy.
4. To meet fans of the “Giants.”
3. He’d heard San Francisco Airport was erecting a new tower.
2. No actor famed for his massive pecker could resist an opportunity to reenact the scene in Spinal Tap in which a man with an oversize object in his pants is hounded by airport security.
1. No airport security team should be better equipped to deal with massive schlongs than San Francisco’s.

It’s a match made in schlong heaven.