Blood Feud II

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on August 19, 2014 by andelino

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Former Queen Hillary Clinton has begun a campaign to distance herself from Barack Obama. New legends are being created about how they have always hated each other.

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Even New York Times editors are coming out with new books that supposedly reveal a “Blood Feud” between the Clintons and the Obamas.

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Even Michelle Obama, the reigning Queen, got into the act. She put on her favorite cow costume and criticized Queen Hillary.

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And Michael Brown’s Grandfather, Lesley McSpadden, reminded Obama: “I Voted for you, so come meet me.”

“America is built on people coming together at times like this, and now is the time for my President to step forward,” McSpadden said. “I want to say this to my President: I voted for you, so you ought to able to meet with me.”

Reality Check

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on August 13, 2014 by andelino

Not so innocent Michael Brown physically assaulting store clerk as he steals from the Quik Trip, then he leaves the store where he meets the Officer that asks him to get on the sidewalk instead of walking in the street. Brown then attacks the officer, which leads to the officer fatally shooting Michael Brown.

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No longer committing strong arm robberies.

R.I.P. Michael Brown

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This is one of the best rants ever witnessed in which a black man sums up a reality check on the Ferguson rioters to PERFECTION!!!

He definitely does it with a unique style and humor – yet profoundly nails the heart of the problem.

This is a good man who doesn’t play the “victim” or the “race” card.

Islam built America

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on August 2, 2014 by andelino

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Statement by the President on the Occasion of Eid-al-Fitr

As Muslims throughout the United States and around the world celebrate Eid-al-Fitr, Michelle and I extend our warmest wishes to them and their families. This last month has been a time of fasting, reflection, spiritual renewal, and service to the less fortunate. While Eid marks the completion of Ramadan, it also celebrates the common values that unite us in our humanity and reinforces the obligations that people of all faiths have to each other, especially those impacted by poverty, conflict, and disease.

In the United States, Eid also reminds us of the many achievements and contributions of Muslim Americans to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy. That is why we stand with people of all faiths, here at home and around the world, to protect and advance their rights to prosper, and we welcome their commitment to giving back to their communities.

On behalf of the Administration, we wish Muslims in the United States and around the world a blessed and joyous celebration. Eid Mubarak.

Barack Hussein Sotero Obama
First American Muslim President

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If Barack Obama says “Islam built America” then we’re a Muslim nation with a deep Islamic tradition. And, as everybody knows, our history books were written by Islamophobes.

Many Americans actually believe our country was built on a “Christian” tradition. Nothing could be farther from the truth. A quick tour of American history should put the argument to rest once and for all.

Let’s begin with the Muslim pilgrims on the Mayflower in 1620, who left England to seek religious freedom in the New World. On the way, they wrote the Mayflower Compact to institute Sharia Law in the Plymouth colony. The Mayflower Compact famously begins with, “In the Name of Allah, the Beneficent…” and then goes on to explain how they will expand the Caliphate.

In 1630, the great imam, John Hussein Winthrop, wrote “A Model of Muslim Charity,” a speech just peppered with quotes from the Qur’an. This is the speech from which we get the famous “Cordova on a Hill” metaphor, signifying what America stands for before the yet unconquered world.

Fast forward to 1639. Muslims settling along the Connecticut River wrote the Fundamental Orders of Connecticut, a document widely believed to be America’s first constitution. It clearly states in the opening paragraph that their purpose is to “enter into Combination and Confederation together, to maintain and preserve the liberty and purity of Islam as taught by the Prophet (peace be upon him) which we now profess, as also, the discipline of the Mosques, which according to the truth of the said Qur’an is now practiced amongst us…”

Further along in the Orders, it stated that a candidate for governor had to be “always a member of some approved Mosque.” There can hardly be any doubt that the founders of our colonies were devout Muslims.

I hardly need mention the Muslims who signed our Declaration of Independence in 1776, when we separated from British rule to form the North American Caliphate which would later have 57 to 61 states. How much clearer could Thomas Mohammed Jefferson have been when he concluded the document with “And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm Reliance on the Protection of Allah, the Most Merciful, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.”

After the Revolution, we wrote the Constitution, which opens with “We, the subjects of the Caliphate…” What’s more, the first amendment to the Constitution clearly reads, “Congress shall make laws coercing compliance with Sharia, and prohibiting the free exercise of any of the religions of the infidels; and defining freedom of speech, and of the press; and the right of the people peaceably to assemble to burn private property in protests, and to accept whatever the Grand Mufti decrees for a redress of grievances.”

It even contains the interesting phrase: “done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the Sheiks present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of the Blessed Prophet (peace be upon him) one thousand one hundred and eighty seven and of the Independence of the United Sheiks of America the Twelfth…”

There is so much more, so when Barack Obama says we’re a Muslim nation, he’s only repeating what every other president in our nation’s history has already proclaimed: that Muslims indeed built the “very fabric of our nation.”

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Isn’t it time we “burned” all the history texts and documents that have been “corrupted” by infidels?

Contact the “Muslim Brotherhood’s Department of Education” in Washington today and “demand” that they start teaching our children the truth about “America’s Islamic roots and traditions.”

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It is a source of great “pride” that we live in a land of “diversity and tolerance” where the “fabric of the nation” is beautifully woven into prayer rugs used “five” times daily to call on “Allahu Akbar.”

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Obama’s Muslim Founding Fathers

Stop Hatin’ all the Time

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on August 1, 2014 by andelino

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President Barack Obama fired a “double-barreled” volley at Republicans saying that the GOP is “hating” him by pursuing a federal lawsuit over changes to the “ObamaCare” health insurance law.

The lawsuit received a go-ahead hours later by a 225-201 vote, passing the House of Representatives along largely party lines with five Republicans voting “no.” Every Democrat “opposed” the legislation authorizing the lawsuit.

“There’s a bunch of stuff that needs to get done,” Obama told a cheering, partisan audience in Kansas City, Missouri just hours earlier. “Unfortunately, I think the main vote … that they’ve scheduled is whether or not they decide to sue me for doing my job.”

“And, by the way,” he added, “I’ve told them – I said, I’d be happy to do it with you. So the only reason I’m doing it on my own is because you don’t do anything.”

In an off-the-cuff speech filled with “rabble-rousing” language, Obama blamed Republicans in the House of Representatives for “blocking” his agenda on make-work infrastructure jobs, illegal immigration and a minimum wage hike.

But he reserved his biggest applause lines for an attack on the idea of facing a federal judge over questions of executive overreach.

“Some of the things we’re doing without Congress are making a difference, but we could do so much more if Congress would just come on and help out a little bit,” he said to applause.

“Just come on. Come on and help out a little bit. Stop being mad all the time. Stop just hating all the time. Come on. Let’s get some work done together.”

The lawsuit that faces the Obama administration is focused on unilateral changes the White House made to the “Affordable Care Act,” a sweeping health insurance overhaul passed by Democrats “without any Republican votes.”

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House Speaker John Boehner announced that the lawsuit would go ahead.

Obama, he said, “changed the health care law without a vote of Congress” in 2013, “effectively creating his own law by literally waiving the employer mandate and the penalties for failing to comply with it.”

The president, he carped, “believes he has the power to make his own laws.” The Obama administration has taken several actions that Republicans say “twisted” the plain meaning of the “ObamaCare” law’s black-letter text, ignoring dates that the law set in stone for both practical and political reasons.

The administration has twice pushed back the law’s requirement that large employers provide health insurance to their workers, even though the law reads that it “shall apply to months beginning after December 31, 2013.”

Companies with between 50 and 99 employees now can “flout” the law until 2016 without “paying” tax penalties. Larger employers have until 2015.

Obama’s changes came without “consulting” Congress. By the time the Treasury Department put them in place, the House was in Republican hands and no longer in the mood to “tinker” with America’s gargantuan medical insurance market.

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Stop hatin’ all the time Barry.

Obama was in full “combat” mode again.

“Look, we’ve got just today and tomorrow until Congress leaves town for a month,” he said, “and we’ve still got some serious work to do.”

“I mean, everybody recognizes this is a political stunt,” he said of the lawsuit, “but it’s worse than that, because every vote they’re taking like that means a vote they’re not taking to actually help you. … And, by the way, you know who is paying for this suit they’re going to file? You.”

George Washington University law professor Jonathan Turley told the Rules Committee that “it is not a political question when this body goes to court and says the president has exceeded his authority.”

If Congress fails to hold the White House to its constitutional responsibilities, he said, “I think this system is going to change in a very significant and in my view a dangerous way.”

Attorney Walter Dellinger, a former Clinton administration official, said in his testimony that asking a federal judge to settle disputes when the president doesn’t administer a law the way the House wants “would be an unprecedented aggrandizement of the political power of the judiciary.”

“Such a radical liberalization of the role of unelected judges in matters previously entrusted to the elected branches of government should be rejected,” he said.

The U.S. Constitution requires the president to “take care that the laws be faithfully executed.”

Florida International University law professor Elizabeth Price Foley said that Republicans have “an excellent chance” of winning a lawsuit if it focuses on the meaning of that line in America’s founding document.

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Stop hatin’ all the time Michelle.

Chill Out Moments

Posted in uncategorized with tags on July 31, 2014 by andelino

Best of Chill Out

“Meet Don Ward, The Exuberant Shoe Shiner”

This Shoe Shiner will have no problem telling you how it really is.

“Meet Manhattan’s Spider Man”

Rickshaw operator Shaun in a Spider Man costume.

“3 Rubik’s Cubes solved Underwater under 2 minutes.”

Love the casual swimmer doing the backstroke behind the Cube weirdo.

“Two Legged Boxer Goes to the Beach”

He thinks 4 legged dogs are the disabled ones.

“Bring Your Saxophone To Karaoke Night”

Busting out a sax solo is better than singing.

“Mike Tyson Clips with Sound Effect”

As long as he is not biting of your ear.

“Never Underestimate Dwarf Soccer Players”

This talented “Ronaldtinios” are beating teams almost twice their size.

“Drive It Like You Stole It”

You don’t even need 4 tires.

“Fisherman Snares 800 lb Shark”

The trio enjoyed their catch at a jumbo-sized family barbecue.

“Eating a Cheeseburger is somehow sexy.”

Never knew it would result into an orgasm.

“Finger Snapping Super Mario”

Is this a skill with purpose? Philosophers will debate it for years to come.

“How To Deal with Drunk Drivers”

This 3 1/2-minute dash cam video is a must see event.

“Insane Bike Flips”

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These Bike Hipsters will never learn.

“Thirst Manatee”

Can manatees be any more underrated of an animal?

“Darlene Rosas Chicas Doradas”

Never has working out been so sexy.

“Meaning of Individual Freedom”

Individualism is the least intimidating in groups of 12.

“Elon Mud Festivus 2014”

Gives the 2,000 students in attendance a unique feel.

“Show Me What You’re Made Of”

A fun rapping track with a hilarious Happy Gilmore esque video to match.

Hung, Drawn & Quartered

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on July 30, 2014 by andelino

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An immigration policy analyst from a think tank often cited by Republicans suggested to a tea party crowd that President Barack Obama should be executed.

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Stephen Steinlight, a conservative scholar and senior policy analyst at the Center for Immigration Studies, said that efforts to “impeach” Obama did not go far enough because “there’s no court that’s going to stop Obama from doing anything.”

“We all know, if there ever was a president that deserved to be impeached, it’s this guy. Alright? And I wouldn’t stop. I would think being hung, drawn and quartered is probably too good for him,” Steinlight said, according to ThinkProgress.

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“But you know, this man who wants to rule by the use of a pen, a telephone, let us not forget his teleprompter … the fact is that it would backfire very badly and we’ve got to be grownups and accept that we can’t have everything we want, you know, like his head on a skewer.”

When reached for comment, Steven Camarota, director of research at CIS, “distanced” the organization from Steinlight’s remarks.

“Steve was speaking figuratively and hyperbolically, obviously, for effect. In that respect his intemperate comments were similar to those who are often critics of President Bush, and I would say like those comments, they are ill-advised,” Camarota explained.

“I would also say that the Center for Immigration Studies does not in fact support drawing and quartering the president.”

CIS officials said Steinlight had been “disciplined” and instructed to “avoid” similar rhetoric in the future. “I reprimanded him and put a reprimand in his personnel file,” said CIS Executive Director Mark Krikorian.

“Steve sometimes has used impolitic language and I admonished him to choose his words more carefully in the future,” Krikorian said.

CIS is an organization that advocates reducing immigration into the United States. Steinlight has said that Hispanic immigration would lead to the “unmaking of America,” and that Muslims should be banned from immigrating to the United States because they “believe in things that are subversive to the Constitution.”

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Remember, remember the Fourth of November,
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Barack’s intent was
To transform America.
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove America’s overthrow;
By God’s providence he was catch’d
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!
A penny loaf to feed Barry
A farthing o’ cheese to choke him.
A pint of beer to rinse it down.
A faggot of sticks to burn him.
Burn him in a tub of tar.
Burn him like a blazing star.
Burn his body from his head.
Then we’ll say ol’ Barry is dead.
Hip hip hoorah!
Hip hip hoorah hoorah!

Obama Unchained

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The Economics of Sex

Posted in sex with tags , , , on July 29, 2014 by andelino

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Economics, at first glance, doesn’t seem very…well…sexy. It’s all about numbers, right? How the stock market is doing, how much people are willing to spend on stuff they need or want, whether or not people have jobs. That’s economics, right?

Economics is fundamentally about human action. If this is true, then economics applies to “sexual” activity as well.

In the following video from the Austin Institute, today’s sexual “landscape” is examined through the lens of “economic truisms.”

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“The Economics of Sex,” attempts to explain why more and more couples are getting married later on in life, “if at all.”

To sum it up, the maker of the video, the Austin Institute, essentially attributes the rise in “premarital sex” to the decline of marriage.

The argument is predicated on the notion that too many women are “giving it away” so quickly that it has “decimated” the necessity of a “lifetime” commitment.

Then, there is a “clever” incorporation of the “supply-and-demand” economic theory that is used to explain why men can continually “chase sex without commitment.”

In the end, the Austin Institutes’ point is that if women “engaged” in far less premarital sex, men would have to “court longer and harder” because our natural “urge for sex” would enable us to “acquiesce” to our woman’s “demand” to be married.

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Throughout history, “marriage” has always been a step predicated off a culture’s “conceptualization of preparedness.”

In modern Western Society, that step has become “defined” by one’s ability not only to “love and protect, but to financially provide security.”

The prevalent “reality” of the world we live in today is that the step towards “having your shit together” is taking “far” longer than it ever has at any other time in recent history.

This means marriage is getting delayed because “economic realities” are demanding more from singles and couples than ever before, and “that” strain is real economics that this video is missing.

What does the left know about economics?

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