Greatest Love Letters

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on September 2, 2014 by andelino

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My Boyfriend is Hot, I’m Not

Hot I am NotDear Meredith,

I have been dating my boyfriend for about two years and everything is great — except there is a large disparity in our attractiveness. Ever since we started dating, I’ve been concerned because he is a lot more conventionally attractive than I am and it makes me feel very insecure. At first I was surprised that he continued to date me, and I was even more surprised when the relationship became more serious. My biggest fear is that someone will push him to “do better.” Do you think it’s possible that similar level of attractiveness can be just as important as other issues people say are important to long-lasting relationships, such as similar beliefs and values? Will this issue ever go away for me? I don’t like feeling like the ugly duck. Your advice is very much appreciated!

Not a Swan, Boston

Meredith “Hoss” Goldstein’s Answer

Dear Not a Swan,

You are so obsessed with looks that you neglected to tell us anything about your relationship with this man. Do you share a similar sense of humor? Do you have fun together? There’s probably a long list of reasons why you make a good couple, but you’re too focused on his hotness to make them known. Dud. If your boyfriend is into you, likes being with you, and wants to be naked with you, all you have to worry about is not being a dud. And frankly, if you continue to obsess over looks, that’s just what you’ll become — a boring person who’s more shallow than her hot boyfriend. My advice? Live the dream. Stand tall with your hot boyfriend. Adore him and love him, and if someone gives you a questioning look, shoot a look back that says, “Yes he is, and yes we did. Last night. And it was amazing.”

Meredith “Hoss” Goldstein

Barack Obama Answer

Dear Not a Swan,

I hate to break this to you but your boyfriend is gay. That’s not an opinion. That’s a fact. There is no straight dude in the history of straight dudes who willingly dates a chick uglier than him. Chicks will sometimes slum it for personality, sense of humor, money etc. Guys don’t do that. Guys will date absolute lunatics with horrific personalities if they have a great ass. So you are clearly a beard. He’s getting a ton of dick on the side. I guarantee you if you swing by late night you’ll see him chopping it up with trannies and gays. It’s not the worst thing in the world though. You get to have a hot boyfriend. Who cares if he take it in the ass. Still probably better than dating a gross dude because you’re gross. The only caveat to this is if you’re super rich and this guy is marrying you for your money and then just getting pussy on the side. But you didn’t mention that and I got to assume nobody could be that dumb to not realize that could be a factor so I’m sticking with the gayball theory.

Yours Truly,
Barry Obama

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No More “Dead” Broke

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on September 1, 2014 by andelino

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In a interview with NBC, former President Bill Clinton has “joined” wife Hillary Clinton in claiming that they were “dead broke” when they left the White House in 2001. He also said his wife is “not out of touch” over her claims that they aren’t “really rich” even now, despite having “amassed” a $100 million fortune.

Earlier Hillary Clinton appeared on ABC and told Diane Sawyer that they were “dead broke” when they left the White House. But a perusal of the Clintons’ tax returns demonstrates that the Clinton’s “earned” a combined income of $358,000 in the year 2000. That number jumped to $16 million in 2001, the year they left the White House.

Trying to “backtrack” from her initial comments, Hillary Clinton changed her point to say that she and her husband weren’t really “well off.”

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Now, in an interview with NBC’s David Gregory, the former chief executive and current “Casanova” is coming to his wife’s “defense” concerning her comments about their finances.

“It is factually true that we were several million dollars in debt,” Clinton told the journalist.

Clinton also implied that reporters were “maligning” his wife on the issue and said that “the people asking her questions should put this in some sort of context.”

The couple is not alone in their “assertions” of being just like common “poor” folks. Clintons’ daughter Chelsea noted that she just doesn’t care about money and would rather work for her parents’ “charity than be rich,” notwithstanding the fact that she is making $600,000 a year in a “no-show” journalism job.

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But after these comments, a long list of “left-leaning” journalists and TV personalities “slammed” both Mrs. Clinton and her daughter for being “tone deaf” and “out of touch.”

MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski and Bloomberg’s Mark Halperin said Hillary Clinton’s “crying poor” was “not just a little tone deaf.”

Fellow MSNBCer Krystal Ball agreed with that assessment. Joe Scarborough also mocked her for the comment.

Huffington Post’s Howard Fineman called the comments “disastrous” and “insulting.” Politico’s Roger Simon advised Hillary Clinton to “stop poor-mouthing.”

Even The Daily Beast ridiculed the comments as examples of what the “rich” say in a desperate attempt to sound “just like you.”

It should also be noted that even as the potential 2016 presidential candidate claimed she and her husband were “dead broke” and owed millions of dollars to creditors and service providers, the pair was spending millions on luxury homes in D.C. and New York in the years around the end of Clinton’s last term in office.

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And now it has been “revealed” that Bill Clinton is among the “clientele” of the most expensive “cigar” maker in the world.

The once “dead” broke former president is a connoisseur of “His Majesty’s Reserve” stogies, which cost $1,000 a piece, Gurkha Cigars owner and CEO Kaizad Hansotia told Bloomberg during an interview about the company.

“Bill Clinton fancies those beauties. He loves the Gurkhas” Hansotia said.

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Rolls Royce of cigars: A box of Gurkha’s “His Majesty’s Reserve” cigars goes for $25,000.

The Dominican Republic-made cigar is the “Rolls Royce of the cigar industry,” Hansotia said, and boxes cost $25,000 a piece.

That price is set to rise to $30,000 next year. Only 20 boxes of the “cognac-infused” cigars are produced a year, the cigar boss said, and there’s a “three” year waiting list.

Hansotia also name-dropped Matthew McConaughey as a buyer of the company’s high-end cigars, and generally noted that they are purchased by “dignitaries, royal families and captains of the industry.”

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Clinton is a known “aficionado” of cigars, and the company has claimed in the past that he was keen on its “Grand Reserve Churchill” stogie during his presidency.

That cigar sells for a substantially more “modest” $11.00 a piece. Others Gurkha cigars sell for “as little” as $2.00.

Clinton was rumored to love the Gurkha “Grand Reserve Churchill” so much in his days at the White House that he used one to “sexually gratify” Monica Lewinsky during their “affair” as described by independent counsel Kenneth Starr in a comprehensive report on White House scandals.

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Monica Lewinsky and “Casanova” Bill Clinton.

While Clinton’s “loyalty’s” elsewhere have been called “into question” in the past, Gurkha says Clinton has always “fancied” the company’s stogies.

Gurkha claimed in 2009 that it had direct “knowledge” that one of its cigars had a starring role in a sexual “vagina” encounter between the former president and his mistress, Monica Lewinsky.

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Jizz flavored stogie.

Now that Clinton makes “millions of dollars” a year more than he did when he lived at the White House, combined with Hillary’s “lavish extravagance fees” on the speakers’ circuit, the company owner’s comment suggests he’s moved on to a higher end cigar.

This certainly does not appear to be people who are “dead broke.”

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Chill Out Moments

Posted in uncategorized with tags on August 31, 2014 by andelino

Best of Chill Out
“Noah Gets To Go To College”

If Edgewood football doesn’t stick Noah in starting tailback spot immediately their coach has zero clue what he’s doing.

“Shoe Kick In The Head”

That will get you a boot to the face 100 times out of 100 times.

“Sex-themed Restaurant in Kaohsiung, Taiwan”

This is where you take your girl on a first date to break the ice between the two of you.

“Calvin the Junk Mail Dog”

Not going to miss the mail since Grandma stopped putting money in the envelopes.

“Rapping Staff Sergeant”

I purposely will break a bone in my legy if I’m guaranteed a “ObamaCare” rap song.

“Instagram Pussycat in the Pussy”

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“I’m gonna get this foul ball”

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Tombstone yourself going for a foul ball.

“How Not to Catch an Electric Eel”

I’m not really sure but it’s definitely not “trapping” him and then grabbing a pole to pick him up.

“Son of a Biscuit”

“Son of a Biscuit” is the new negro slang for “Son of a Bitch”.

“Mike Tyson’s First Strike Out Pitch”

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Sure beats the pitch of Barack Hussein Sotero Obama.

 “Burj Khalifa Pinnacle Base Jump”

It always amazes me that people do this type of stuff for fun.

“If Dancing makes you Happy”

Here are the latest dance moves.

“Tiger Wood Highlights”

Better than most PGA Tour Players.

“Saddle Up, Ladies for Charity”

Pure unadulterated attempt to tame the bull.

“Trying a McDonald Hamburger For The First Time”

You can’t be a legal US citizen unless you eat Big Macs.

“Dutch Girlband ADAM Get’s An Orgasm While Singing”

Besides being sexy, we dare to be ourselves.

“Sneaky Bear Gets Back Rub and Snags Doughnut”

Yogi Bear is smarter than the Park Ranger.

“Crack Heads”

We’re going to have to be “gay” for a second.

“Heroic Ball Boy Saves Dog”

A caring ball-boy saved a stray dog from an angry soccer player.

“Brave Bulldogs Meet Black Bear”

Who knew bears were such pussies?

“Coaching Lingerie Football”

Gotta love head coach Chris Michaelson’s style. Here’s a man who cares about the game.

The last person to walk off his field is lucky to still have the privilege to walk.

“Amazing Yo-Yo Kid”

I’m thinking about getting a Yo-yo for myself.

Independence Revocation

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on August 30, 2014 by andelino

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A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories, except North Dakota, which she does not fancy.

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed or care.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up “revocation” in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up “aluminium,” and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

2. The letter “U” will be reinstated in words such as “colour,” “favour,” “labour” and “neighbour.” Likewise, you will learn to spell “doughnut” without skipping half the letters, and the suffix “-ize” will be replaced by the suffix “-ise.” Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up “vocabulary”.

3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as “like” and “you know” is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter “u” and the elimination of “-ize.”

4. You will learn that the suffix “burgh” is pronounced “burra”; you may elect to respell Pittsburgh as “Pittsberg” if you find you simply can’t cope with correct pronunciation.

5. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called “Come-Uppance Day.”

6. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent.

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7. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.

8. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

9. You will relearn your original national anthem, “God Save The Queen”, but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).

10. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

11. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol, which you call gasoline, of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

12. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

13. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth – see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

14. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.

15. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialect in “Four Weddings and a Funeral” was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.

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16. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; it’s called soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby, which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body armor like a bunch of nancies.

17. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the “World Series” for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.

18. You will learn instead cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.

20. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

21. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due backdated to 1776.

22. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits and cakes; plus strawberries with ample cream when in season.

23. Tea trolley rules are waived for Queen Michelle, and may be stocked with more, um, adult accoutrements. Also, it may be open prior to 4 p.m. on special occasions, should her Majesty think of one.

24. Queen Elizabeth II is sending the “bust” of Winston Churchill back to be reinstalled in the White House which will henceforth be known as “the Queen’s summer residence on the Potomac.”

25. Of course, this British takeover will mean you have “Sharia Law” imposed upon all of you to meet Islamic rules; thereby eliminating the need for terroristic activities or beheadings.

I knew it! I just knew that the protocol “breach” of Lady Michelle at Buckingham Palace was going to come back to bite us:

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That, combined with Barry’s own little faux pas of talking and talking… over the playing of the British National Anthem while delivering his toast to the Queen, probably sealed our fate.

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I just knew we were all going to have to pay for those “egregious” errours by our “Black Royal” White House couple.

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God Save the Queen!

And if we can get rid of “ObamaCare,” do you really care which “Queen” resides in the White House?

I already drink tea, so I’m almost a native . . .

Golf Whisperer Sean Foley

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on August 29, 2014 by andelino

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Tiger Woods and swing coach Sean Foley have decided to part ways, ending a rocky four-year run that saw Woods “rise and fall” out of the world No. 1 ranking, win “eight” times on the PGA Tour but fail to add to his “major” haul, and sustain “injuries” to his knee, Achilles’ tendon, elbow and back.

In a statement released on his website Monday, Woods thanked Foley and wished him the best going forward. “Sean is one of the outstanding coaches in golf today, and I know he will continue to be successful with the players working with him,” Woods said.

“With my next tournament not until my World Challenge event at Isleworth in Orlando, this is the right time to end our professional relationship.” Woods gave no indication about “whom” he would hire next and said “there is no timetable for hiring one.”

His next swing coach will be his “fourth” as a pro, following the tenures of Butch Harmon (1993-2003), Hank Haney (2004-10) and Foley, with whom Woods began working publicly at the 2010 PGA Championship.

Coincidentally, their last event together was the PGA “four” years later, where Woods shot rounds of 74-74 to “miss” the cut. A week later, he announced that he “wouldn’t play again competitively” until December.

At the time, he said the “time” away would allow his “ailing” back to properly “heal” and strengthen. It appears now that the “move” was also made so that Woods could “sort” out his swing.

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Tiger deciding to fire his “eclectic golf whisperer” and, for the time being, going “without” a coach is an interesting move, since it’s totally his swing coaches “fault” that Tiger keeps getting “hurt” over and over and over again. It’s also Sean Foley’s “fault” that Tiger still wants to “swing” like he’s 28 instead of 38.

That’s really what this whole thing “boils” down to. Tiger can’t seem to come to “grips” with the fact that his “body” sucks. It “betrays” him at every turn. He wants to “contort” his body and swing out of his “ass” when that’s a recipe for “tweaking” your back and having to “withdraw” from tournaments.

And then he tries to “come back” too early from injuries, pulls the same “shit with his swing” and it’s one vicious “cycle” that I’m not sure he’s ever going to get out of. Too much “pride” from a guy who won 14 majors but “hasn’t” won one since 2008.

Until he understands he’s not the “same” guy he was in the mid-2000′s nothing any “swing” coach can do is going to “magically” make him “start” winning again. I don’t know if this latest “firing” of Sean is just his way of “lashing” out and “blaming” someone or what.

All I know is that at this “moment in time” it feels like we’re a “million miles” away from Tiger ever being a “real” threat on the PGA Tour or “win” 18 career major championships to catch “The Golden Bear” Jack Nicklaus.

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Don’t chide Foley for Tiger’s woes

Rumor has it Tiger fired “cosmic dude” Sean Foley’s for “buttoning every button” on his shirts “all the time.”

Just a terrible “nerdy” look.

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The Women of ISIS

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on August 28, 2014 by andelino

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The Women of ISIS
By Nimmi Gowrinathan

Understanding and Combating Female Extremism

Reports that women have formed their own brigade within the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS) have confounded experts — and worried them. For many, the idea of women as violent extremists seems paradoxical. After all, why should women want to join a political struggle that so blatantly oppresses them?

That question reveals more about the experts than the fighters. Those who ask it assume, first, that women are more peaceful than men by nature; and second, that women who participate in armed rebellion are little more than cannon fodder in a man’s game, fighting foolishly for a movement that will not benefit them. As the women of ISIS prove, both assumptions are false.

To understand the women of ISIS and their motivations, it helps to place them in their historical context, among the legions of women in El Salvador, Eritrea, Nepal, Peru, and Sri Lanka who voluntarily joined violent movements and militias, sometimes even as highly ranked officers.

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In each of these cases, women joined for the same basic reasons as men. Living in deeply conservative social spaces, they faced constant threats to their ethnic, religious, or political identities — and it was typically those threats, rather than any grievances rooted in gender, that persuaded them to take up arms.

ISIS’ particularly inhumane violence can obscure the fact that the conflict in Iraq is also rooted in identity: at its base, the fight is a sectarian struggle between Sunni and Shiite Muslims, with several smaller minorities caught in between. It makes sense, therefore, that the all-female al Khansaa Brigade of ISIS relies heavily on identity politics for recruitment, targeting young women who feel oppressed as Sunni Muslims. Indeed, anonymous fatwa’s calling for single women to join the fight for an Islamic caliphate have been attractive enough to draw women to ISIS from beyond the region.

If policymakers overlook such motivations, treating female fighters as nothing more than instruments of male leadership, they will find it difficult to prevent female extremism. As Jane Harman, president of the Woodrow Wilson International Center, wrote in a recent op-ed, countering radical narratives requires understanding the radicalized.

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Beyond Gender
To be sure, for women, gender and politics can overlap in ways that they do not for men.

For most female fighters, the path to the battlefield is a brutal one. Many are driven to fight by a practical desire for safety. In war zones across the world, women absorb a disproportionate amount of the fallout from conflict, including material deprivation in refugee camps, daily harassment and fear in militarized zones, and a constant vulnerability to rape. Joining the fight is sometimes the only way to survive.

In 2005, I visited Sri Lanka to understand what drove women to join the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam, a separatist terrorist group that sought an independent Tamil state on the island while also preserving culturally entrenched gender roles. For female commanders, security appeared to be a primary motivator. “The constant fear of living in militarized areas made me realize that life is unfair for Tamils,” said one commander. (For safety reasons, the commanders declined to be named.) “So, I wanted to fight for equal rights.”

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Other female Tigers cited rape, or the fear of rape, by government forces as a central reason for joining the movement. As both a political act and a gendered one, rape is a unique motivator. “I was vulnerable because I was a woman, but I was targeted because I was a Tamil,” said another female commander, reflecting the inherent difficulty of navigating between identities. Indeed, in the confusion of war, survival can depend on choosing which identity to prioritize. Tamil women, for example, often recognized the patriarchy of the Tamil movement yet still fought for it, tying their hopes for long-term security to a nationalist flag.

Consider the case of another Tamil commander I met, who spent her days patrolling local villages and posting leaflets that listed appropriate dress, hairstyle, and behavior for Tamil women: no short skirts, no short hair, no biking unless seated sideways. She herself sported combat boots and wore her hair short and closely cropped. I asked her how she reconciled the rules on the leaflets with her own decision to buck gender roles and take up arms. She said, “I fight to protect these values, to preserve the Tamil identity from being eliminated by the oppressor.” The role of women thus becomes the anchor for the construction of a national identity.

At first glance, the experiences of women fighters in Sri Lanka seem to have little to do with the experiences of women fighters in Iraq, particularly because ISIS is so radically violent — reports have surfaced of ISIS soldiers slashing women’s stomachs and burying children alive — and so conservative toward women. But they are more similar to their counterparts in Sri Lanka and other conflict-ridden countries than they appear. As elsewhere, most Iraqi women take up arms because they fear for their safety or because they feel ISIS represents their political interests. In many cases, violence also appears to be the only available means of political expression. For many women, and especially for women from the marginalized Sunni community, violence becomes a vehicle for political agency.

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Ending Extremism
To combat female extremism, the West must understand the grievances that motivate women to fight and then eliminate them. The usual fixes — providing financial or occupational support to young women and girls, for example — are unlikely to work, as women in war zones are deeply marginalized in every area of their lives. This sort of aid is important, of course, but it does not do enough: women in war zones, in addition to being poor, lack access to politics; and when they are unable to air their grievances publicly and nonviolently, extremism becomes more tempting.

Ironically, of course, female extremism rarely yields gains for women’s rights. In Eritrea, for example, after the victory of the Eritrean People’s Liberation Front, a secessionist movement in Ethiopia, female fighters were given control of social policy but had no real political voice. It appears likely that women in the envisioned Islamic State in Iraq will also be marginalized after the conflict ends.

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Egyptian feminist Aliaa Magda Elmahdy, 23, challenges the strict nature of Islam on her blog and Facebook pages. She went a step further in her protest against the Islamic State (IS) with a photo of Elmahdy and a veiled woman pooping and menstruating on the black IS flag.

If the West is ever to truly understand the women of ISIS, it must also reevaluate its preconceptions about gender and violence. In Iraq, Gaza, and elsewhere, the media are quick to paint women as victims and men as violent perpetrators. But that isn’t always true. And this limited understanding of women’s role in violence has implications beyond the conflict itself. Indeed, peacekeeping initiatives often leave women out of strategic discussions, relegating them to tasks explicitly concerning women’s rights. This approach is unsustainable.

In the end, peace is built through the inclusion of diverse perspectives, and so long as gendered assumptions persist, female voices will go unheard. Women fight for personal as well as political power, often sacrificing one for the other. If the world ignores that fact, it will miss a chance to deal with the identity politics that sustain war.

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As details of the horrific “beheading” swept across the internet, members of the Islamic State posted a flood of “sickening” messages on Twitter.

The “fanatics,” who had traveled from Britain and across the world to fight in Iraq and Syria, mercilessly “joked” about the murder of the innocent American journalist.

If they were not “laughing,” they were telling of their own desires to commit “atrocities” of the same “barbaric” nature.

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Khadijah Dare has urged other young women from London to join her in Syria, it is thought to have converted to Islam in her mid-teens.

Fighting in Syria, a London-born woman, Khadijah Dare writing under the Twitter name Muhajirah fi Sham, which means “immigrant in Syria”, posted a slang filled message that said: “Any links 4 da execution of da journalist plz. Allahu Akbar. UK must b shaking up ha-ha. I wna b da 1st UK woman 2 kill a UK or US terrorist!”

She recently sparked outrage when she posted a picture of her toddler son posing with an AK47 rifle. Dare, who has urged other young women from London to join her in Syria, is thought to have converted to Islam in her mid-teens. She locked her twitter account apparently from the publicity she has received.

A British woman in Syria, using the alias al-Britaniyya, wrote: “So the US want to bombard us with airstrikes in Iraq and not give a damn who’s killed but want to cry when a dusty journalist is killed. By Allah we won’t forget our Muslim brothers and sisters who were killed by United States… the blood of a Muslim is not cheap.”

British jihadist Reyaad Khan, from Cardiff, writing under the name Abu Dujana, said: “A message from #IS to Obama. Withdraw or chaos will be heading your way.”

A Canadian jihadist, using the name Abu Turaab al-Kanadi, said: “Can’t wait for the day #IS beheads the first American soldier :) #Soccer Anyone?”

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Following the circulation of the murder footage, he added: “I guess it’s time to play soccer boys :)” – a sick reference to the beheading of James Foley.

This was followed by: “Seeing these so called ‘Muslims’ send condolences to James Foley’s family is disgusting. No dignity whatsoever…”

Abu Farris, another IS fighter, wrote: “The message the state sent to Obama is simple; don’t get involved in our war and we really are not joking. We’re ready like never before..”

Abu Muhammad wrote: “Obama statement in short: no negotiation,” followed by “Ha, Obama just wrote the death sentence of the second guy.”

Anjem Choudary wrote: “The presence of US forces in Muslim countries is a cause of instability there & a cause of insecurity back in the US. Hands off Muslim land!”

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Khadijah Dare with her Swedish ISIS husband, Abu Bakr.

Extremists in the UK exhibit a shocking lack of humanity. Oh well, stupid bitches gonna be stupid bitches I guess.

Michael Brown vs. Jesus Christ

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on August 27, 2014 by andelino

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A crowd of family, friends, music stars, civil rights leaders and preachers gathered at the Friendly Temple Missionary Baptist Church for the memorial of Michael Brown, an 18 year old black “robber” thug who was fatally shot by local police officer Darren Wilson in Ferguson, Mo.

The funeral, however, was not a somber occasion for friends and family to grieve. It was instead turned into a rally with a cry for “justice” before all the facts have been laid out and before an investigation is completed.

Not only did racial hustler and professional agitator “The Reverend” Al Sharpton give a eulogy, which was a cry for “vigilante” justice, for an individual he didn’t even know, the service was attended by three members of the Obama “regime” as well as various celebrities.

The description of Michael Brown as a “gentle giant,” despite the fact that he was caught on video “attacking” a store clerk, was taken to an entirely different level by Brown’s uncle, Pastor Charles Ewing.

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Pastor Charles Ewing, uncle of robber thug Michael Brown.

In speaking about his nephew and the untimely death with which he was met, Ewing made a claims that some would view as “blasphemy.” He compared his nephew to “Jesus Christ’s Crucifixion.”

The Daily Caller has numerous excerpts of the “eulogy” that Ewing, who was no doubt grieving, gave about his nephew.

“Michael Brown was 18 years old. He was shot around noon. Our Lord and Savior hung on the cross — now compare our time frame 12 o’clock to the Jewish time frame which is at the sixth hour. Michael Brown died on August the 9th. Jesus hung on the cross between the sixth and the 9th hour.”

Ewing is making the case that Brown’s death was like the “crucifixion” of Christ relieved!

He continued by drawing “parallels” between the geographical location of St. Louis and Jesus.

“If you look at the demographics of St. Louis, Missouri, we are known for the Gateway to the West. Now Holy Spirit said ‘well, look at 12 gates of Israel.’ The East gate that Jesus is going to walk to is shaped like an arch. Look at Interstate 70 rides 2, 153 miles from Maryland to all the way to Utah. Jesus spent 70 hours. Israel went into captivity for 70 years.”

The pastor went on to “compare” Brown to the story of Cain and Abel.

“Abel are mentioned in this passage seven times. Abel is mentioned in this passage 14 times. Brother is mentioned in this passage seven times. The question that Cain asked God — because his sacrifice was not acceptable because God is required before we come to him that our sacrifice is accepted before him.

Cain asked God: “Am I my brother’s keeper?” This is a question we should ask one another. God’s purpose for this to happen — even though we can’t fully understand. But at such a time as this, God is shaking his fist.”

This was a direct plug for Obama’s delusional “My Broker’s Keeper” program. One of the three Obama officials in attendance at the funeral was Broderick Johnson who not only heads Obama’s “My Brother’s Keeper” initiative, but who also attended high school with Michael Brown’s mother.

Ewing continued drawing parallels between Jesus “foreseeing” his own crucifixion and Brown supposedly “predicting” his own death.

In this parallel, Ewing “compared” Officer Wilson to Judas Iscariot. One of the twelve apostles of Christ, Judas “betrayed” Jesus in exchange for 30 coins of silver. Ewing was “insinuating” that Wilson was “paid” to kill Brown?

“Michael Brown prophetically spoke of his demise. Not giving justification or legalizing this officer — it does not give him the right to take his life. Judas when he betrayed Jesus Christ — he yet have to suffer the consequences.”

Brown’s uncle rapped up his comments by “comparing” Brown’s situation to other “mass shooting” incidents.

He continued with a cry against “gun” violence, an excerpt likely to be used by “anti-gun” rights activists in their continued attack on gun rights.

He added in another “plug” for Obama’s initiative.

“There is a cry being made from the ground not just for Michael Brown, but for the Trayvon Martins, for those children at Sandy Hook Elementary School, for the Columbine massacre, for the black-on-black crime — there is a cry being made from the ground and God is hearing the vengeance of his slain.”

“Because God has heard the cry of the blood coming from the ground. He has made a remedy in the person Jesus Christ. That’s why someone said there is a fountain filled with blood that flows… people of God, the nation, we must remind ourselves the question ‘am I my brother’s keeper?’”

In closing, Ewing took his portrayal of Brown as a “gentle giant” even further, going so far as to “allude” to the fact that Wilson is “of the devil.”

Michael Brown vs. Jesus Christ 02

Solomon Williams joined in on the religious comparisons to Brown by calling him a “martyred beloved son.”

“We know that all things work together for good to them that love God. To them who are called according to his purpose. We see and hear the shared and spilled blood of Michael screaming through others for justice and justice will prevail. Justice shall prevail.”

“Our dearly beloved, bereaved family hold your head up high for your martyred beloved son. The devil did it for harm but God will turn it around for good.”

Ewing’s eulogy followed in the same “vein” as Al Sharpton with a cry that justice will prevail. Sharpton can be seen in the video “nodding” his head in agreement of the comparison of “Brown’s death to that of Jesus Christ.”

Rather than “encourage” those in attendance to remain calm and wait for the full investigation to be complete, he “perpetuated” the “cry for justice” in the way the community desires. His words did not such that would encourage “calm,” instead they echo the cries for “vigilante justice” heard all too often out of Ferguson.

This is a “dangerous” road that people in Ferguson are being led down, and it is a “road” that only goes in one direction.

While the “racial” grievance professionals are “stirring” things up in Ferguson with ever-changing “stories” and ignoring of “any and all facts” that may not fit their agenda, they are encouraging people to continue the “mantra” that a white officer killed an unarmed black teen simply “because he was black.”

Might that be the case? It is not for the media or the “race hustlers” like Al Sharpton to “decide or even try” to influence. It is a matter to leave up to our “judicial” system.

Reality Check 01

No longer committing strong arm robberies.

R.I.P. Michael Brown

Meanwhile, another family is “grieving” the loss of a son and a child the loss of a father. Dillon Taylor, described as a “white” Hispanic, was shot by a non-white, believed to be “black” police officer in Utah. Taylor was “unarmed” and had committed no crime.

He simply “matched” a description and made the “deadly” mistake of having “earphones” in his ears and “hands” in his pockets.

“There were not riots. There has been no visit by Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, or Eric Holder. There has been no mention of the case by Barack Obama. There has been no national media on the scene 24/7.”

There is only a family left to grieve with no answers as of now. Were the races in this case reversed, the events in Ferguson is clear evidence that the response by those aforementioned would be different.

 

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