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Virgins of Paradise

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on July 7, 2020 by andelino

Gaza Islamic Scholar Ahmad Khadoura says that these are the attributes of the “virgins” awaiting each Muslim believer when he get to Paradise, and he will have the sexual “fortitude” of 100 men.

“There will be no menstruation, no childbirth, no saliva, no mucus, no urine, and no excrement,” says so called fake Islamic “scholar.”

The one regret this ex-Muslim has about leaving Islam. “Leave Islam and you lose your inalienable right to 72 sexy virgins in paradise.” Just kidding! Apostate Prophet confirms the horrible “misogynistic” treatment Muslim women are subjected to under Islam.

A response to the claim from a secular Muslima who, in an effort to portray the idea that it’s her modest and liberal interpretation of Islam is the accurate one, claims that the Qur’an provides no foundation for the idea that Muslims will receive “houris” for acts of martyrdom in Allah’s Whorehouse and therefore the fanatics are the ones who are wrong and Islam is not sexist but male centric.

Overheard on the Internet Highway…

…”Fighting and dying for 72 raisins sounds about right in the woke world of Islam”… 

…“So you’re hanging about in heaven with your 72 girls and you run into your wife. I never understood that part. Does she get some sexual fantasy too?”…

…“I am not Casanova but I have had sex with a few women in my life, after all I grew up through the sex, drugs and rock n roll area of the 1960s. However I don’t want to be in bed with a woman that has zero experience and obviously a virgin has zero experience, so what’s the point, unless I’m teaching her what to do, how to do it, and what feels good etc. Imagine having to deal with 72 of them”… 

…“Nope I don’t want no 72 virgins leaping on me. It took me a life time to train such a fine tuned women as I am in charge of it, it’s a gift from my Creator not to be wasted on no skankie Muslim”… 

…”They get 72 old hags whether they leave the ideology or not; slicing and dicing with dull razor blades in Hades for those which do not leave the ideology”… 

“What kind of religion tells its followers that they must kill people they disagree with, upon which they will have an orgy in heaven. Then imagine people stupid enough to believe this, especially when they are dead. Only Muslim…

Pimp Prophet Allah

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , , , , , on November 13, 2015 by andelino

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The most basic rule of psychological warfare is that anything you “say” can be used “against” you, and with “devastating” effect.

When a prominent “imam” in Saudi Arabia, the self-proclaimed “Defender of the Faith” for Sunni Islam as well as the owner of Mecca, “describes” Paradise as a celestial “version” of the Mustang Ranch, he makes the entire “Islam” religion about as credible as Scientology.

If Muslims find the “depiction” of their Paradise as a “whorehouse” and Allah as pimp “Mack Daddy” offensive, their problem is with Saudi “Sheikh” Yahya Al-Jana’, because these are his “words” and not ours.

Here is the YouTube video “translation” by MEMRI.

Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’: “There are not so many women in Paradise. It is mostly men who enter Paradise.”

The Prophet Muhammad said that some women would not even smell Paradise, although it can be smelled from a distance that would take you 500 years to cross. Why? Because they are unveiled, playing up their charms, wearing tight clothes in shopping malls, and putting on perfume and jewelry, talking to young men, and sending her pictures via filthy social media platforms.

Allah described the virgins of Paradise very specifically. He even described their beasts: “Indeed, for the pious there is a place of triumph, gardens and grape yards, and full-breasted women of equal age.” “Full-breasted women of equal age” refers to the virgins of Paradise. Allah described their breasts in order to let you know what awaits you in Paradise. There is no shame in talking about these things.

Allah wants to make you vie for Paradise. This message is directed toward people who lose Paradise because they succumb to momentary lust. The breasts of the virgins of Paradise are like pomegranates. They don’t sag. They are very beautiful. Where are you, lovers of women? Where are you, you desire these virgins? How many people have lost their promised virgins for the sake of one unveiled whore?

Allah even mentioned sex, in order to make you lust for Paradise. It is not just food, drink, and happiness. There is also sex, as well as women who are nothing like those you meet in this world. Allah said: “Indeed, the dwellers of Paradise will be busy in joyful things that day. They and their wives will be reclining on adorned couches.” Abu Mujliz said that he had asked Ibn ‘Abbas: “Allah said that the dwellers of Paradise are busy. What keeps them busy? What keeps them busy, oh Ibn ‘Abbas said: “They will be busy tearing hymens.”

Is there sex in Paradise? Yes. Ibn ‘Abbas narrated that the Prophet Muhammad was asked: “Oh Messenger of Allah, will we have sex with our wives in Paradise, like we do on Earth?” Muhammad said: “By Allah, a man will have a hundred virgins in a single morning.” And what is even more amazing is that each time he returns to one of them, he will find that she is a virgins again and that she is even more lustful and feminine.

He will find her a virgin again, not like the women in this world, who hymen is ruptured once, and that’s it. Every time he returns from meeting Allah, he will find her a virgin again. The dwellers of Paradise will be given the strength of a hundred men when it comes to eating, drinking, and sex, because some of the dwellers of Paradise may be married off to a hundreds virgins, or even more. He will be given the strength of a hundred men, so that in one morning he will be able to have sex with a hundred virgins of Paradise.

Here is the “first” screenshot, which “reminds” me of an ad I saw in Las Vegas a few years ago.

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The “next” screenshot brings to mind “The World Famous Mustang Ranch Pleasure Menu.”  This, ladies and gentlemen, is what Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’s all-knowing and all-powerful “deity” offers his followers:

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The horny, “sex” driven sheikh seems to have one, or more precisely two, “things” on his mind. When “Beavis and Butthead” can summarize your learned “theological” sermon in three words, five, if you count the “stupid” laugh, your religion has a real “credibility” problem.

Remember, by the way, that the “purpose” of this article is not primarily to “entertain” the reader. “Ridicule” can be an overwhelming psychological “warfare” weapon that can reduce the enemy’s “credibility” to nothing with a single “decisive” blow, and, as shown by the next “image,” Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’ has left “himself” and Wahhabi Islam “wide” open.

Tell me again: “Is this a religious sermon or a pitch for the Mustang Ranch?”

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This is even more “hilarious,” by the way, if you watch the above “video” and listen to him say all this with a “straight” face. Who needs to “pay” to see a Las Vegas stand-up “comedy” act when you can get this kind of “stuff” for free?

Listen to “comedian” Steven Wright, listen to “Sheikh” Yahya Al-Jana’, and see who makes you “laugh” harder.

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The transcript continues, “Allah said that the dwellers of Paradise are busy. What keeps them busy? They will be busy tearing hymens.” The Mustang Ranch admittedly “can’t do that” because the women are “definitely” not virgins, but, with that “sole” exception, it differs “little” from Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’s depiction of the “Islamic Paradise.”

Now that we are “done” laughing, let’s get to the “bottom” line. Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’s own words should “break” the back of militant “Islam” by reducing its afterlife to the status of a common “house of prostitution” in which its “deity” is the Chief Pimp “Prophet” Allah.

Even if the “ideology’s” own followers are so “deluded” that they cannot “recognize” this as the “farce” it is, the ideology “cannot” survive in an “infidel-majority” society.

Remember, though, Colonel Paul Linebarger’s “admonition” in his book on Psychological Warfare.

“To be effective, leaflets must scatter. Bundles of paper which fall intact make little impact on the enemy or prospective audience unless they hit him on the head.”

This article does “little” good if it stays at American Thinker, so take it to your “blog,” your local “paper,” and your “social” networks.

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The Ultimate Weapon

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on January 28, 2015 by andelino

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Modified excerpts from “The Woman’s Guide to Second Adulthood: Inventing the Rest of Our Lives”, chapter “Confronting Adversity” pg. 151-153 by Suzanne Braun Levine.

Take all American women who are within five years of “menopause.”

Train us for a “few” weeks, outfit us with “automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate and canned tuna.”

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Drop us by “parachute” across the desert “landscape” of Syria, and let us do what “comes” naturally.

Think about it.

Our anger “quotient” alone, even when doing standard “stuff” like grocery shopping and paying bills, is “formidable” enough to make even armed “terrorist” in turbans tremble.

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We’ve had our “children,” we would gladly “suffer or die” to protect “them and their future.”

We’d like to get “away” from our husbands, if they haven’t “left” already.

And for those of us who are “single,” the prospect of finding a “good” man with whom to “share” life is about as likely as being “struck” by lightning.

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We have “nothing” to lose.

We’ve survived the “water” diet, the “protein” diet, the “carbohydrate” diet, and the “grapefruit” diet in “gyms and saunas” across America and “never” lost a pound.

We can easily “survive” months in the “hostile and barren” terrain of Syria with “no food at all!”

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We’ve spent years “tracking” down our husbands or lovers in “bars, hardware stores, or sporting events.”

Finding Islamic State (ISIL) “terrorists” in some cave will be “no problem.”

Uniting all the warring “tribes” of Syria in a “new” government?

Oh, please … we’ve planned the “seating” arrangements for “in-laws and extended families” at Thanksgiving dinners for years … we understand “tribal” warfare.

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Between us, we’ve “divorced” enough husbands to know every “trick” there is for how they “hide, launder, or cover up” bank accounts and money sources.

We know how to “find” that money and we know how to “seize” it … “with or without” the government’s help!

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Let us “go and fight.” The Islamic State (ISIL) terrorist “hate” women.

“They believe they’ll go to hell if they die at a woman’s hands” without enjoying any of the 72 “virgins” in Allah’s Whorehouse.

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Imagine their “terror” as we crawl like ants with “hot-flashes” over their “godforsaken” terrain.

American women are the “best” fighters in winning the “War on Women.”

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Allah Hates ISIS

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on October 18, 2014 by andelino

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A Syrian Kurd woman, member of “Yekîneyên Parastina Gel” (YPG), The People’s Protection Units, who was fighting for her family was beheaded by a “Takfiri” terrorist of ISIS in Kobani.

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According to reports, the ISIS “bastard” who beheaded the Kurdish woman fighter in Kobani has been “sent to hell. “

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100% Proof Allah Hates ISIS.

Ever notice that “Allah” always takes out the biggest “scumbag” Muslims?

No “Martyr’s” smile! Apparently the Kurdish “virgins” in Jannah were “not” in a giving mood.

For the Sake of Islam

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on December 10, 2012 by andelino
Bomber Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri

Bomber Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri

Not only did the original “underwear bomber” Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri hide “explosives” in his “rectum” to assassinate Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Nayef—they met in 2009 after the 22-year-old Asiri feigned repentance for his jihadi views—but this “holy-warrior” apparently had fellow jihadists repeatedly “sodomize” him to “widen” his anus to fit the explosives—and all in accordance with the “fatwa’s” of Islamic clerics.

A 2010 Arabic news video that aired on Fadak TV gives the details. Apparently a cleric, one Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, informed al-Asiri and other jihadis of an “innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus. However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives.”

Others inquired further by asking for formal fatwa’s. Citing his desire for “martyrdom and the virgins of paradise,” one jihadi (possibly al-Asiri himself) asked another sheikh, “Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?”

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After praising Allah, the sheikh’s fatwa began by declaring that sodomy is forbidden in Islam.

“However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that ‘necessity makes permissible the prohibited.’ And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.”

Two important and complementary points emerge from this matter: 1) that jihad is the “pinnacle” of Islam—for it makes Islam supreme (based on a Muhammad Hadith); and 2) that “necessity makes permissible the prohibited.”


Allah is our objective, the Quran is our law, the Prophet is our leader, Jihad is our way, and death for the sake of Allah is the highest of our aspirations.

These axioms are not limited to modern day fatwa’s, but in fact, were crystallized centuries ago, agreed to by the ulema, or Islam’s leading doctrinaires.

The result is that, because making Islam supreme through jihad is the greatest priority, anything and everything that is otherwise banned becomes permissible. All that comes to matter is one’s intention, or niyya.”

From here one may understand the many ostensible incongruities of Islamic history: lying is forbidden—but permissible to empower Islam; intentionally killing women and children is forbidden—but permissible during the jihad; suicide is forbidden—but permissible during the jihad, called “martyrdom.”

Indeed, the Five Pillars of Islam—including prayer and fasting—may be ignored during the jihad. So important was the duty of jihad that the Ottoman sultans, who often spent half their lives on the battlefield, were not permitted to perform the obligatory pilgrimage to Mecca.

More recently, these ideas appeared in different form during Egypt’s elections, when Islamic leaders portrayed voting as a form of jihad—leading to the abuse and even killing of those not voting for the Muslim Brotherhood.

According to these two doctrines“which culminate in empowering Islam, no matter how”—one may expect anything from would-be jihadis,” regardless of how dubious the effort may otherwise seem.

The World Trade Center towers after the second plane hit

The World Trade Center towers after the second plane hit

Even so, this “mentality,” which is prevalent throughout the “Islamic” world, especially along the front lines of the “jihad,” is the same mentality that many Western leaders and politicians think can be appeased with just a bit “more respect, well-wishing, and concessions from the West.”

Such are the great, and disastrous, disconnects of our time.


Sodomy for Suicide

Originally published by the Gatestone Institute.

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