Text Message Voting

It appears that “Text Message Voting” (TMV) has lit a fire underneath the “collective” tech world.

The demand for “Text Message Voting” (TMV)  is so great that Professor Juan Gilbert, of Clemson University, has developed a TMV system using the iPads ready to be launched in 2014.

What does this mean for the future of the Democratic “progressive” movement?

1) “Free iPads for all.” No longer will iPads be a niche market for the 1%. No longer will welfare recipients merely get free ObamaPhones. No, the iPad has become a “Civil Right.” After a closed-door meeting with President Obama, Apple has agreed to “forgo” any profits, and manufacture iPads for “free,” for all people who want to vote.

2) “More accurate voting.” Juan Gilbert claims that online voting “will be more accurate, have increased verification and make voting more accessible.” If you select “Republican” on the iPad, the touch-screen knows which party you really “meant to select” and will change it for you.

3) “The Democrat Party wins, forever.” Gone are the days when Bush/Halliburton owned Diebold controlled the voting, allowing Republicans to win an election now and then. The iPad based “Text Message Voting” (TMV) will funnel votes to the Democrat party  “automatically” ensuring permanent victory.

4) “Robo-dialing.” Multiple votes “per person” may be cast. All you need is one cell phone number, or multiple phone numbers connected to a computer program. The Republican Party will be left in the “dust bin” of history.

5) “International voting.” Voting can be done from abroad, by a person of “any” nationality. No more official “absentee” ballots needed! No American “citizenship” needed, either.

6) “The End of Racism.” Obviously, obtaining an “ID card” from a government office is blatantly designed to “disenfranchise” the citizens of “color.” Cell phones do not require an ID to purchase. Cell phones are literally “colorblind.”

7) “The End of Ageism.” TMV is not age-discriminatory. All citizens who want to participate in the voting process may do so, “regardless” of age. All they will need is a cell phone. Even “babies,” whose parents give them their “old phones” to play with, can be voters.

8) “Every Vote Counts.” Deceased voters, including outdated voter registrations, fake registrations with made-up names, elderly voters having their ballots cast by care workers, prisoners, ineligible felons, illegal aliens, homeless and under age persons are also encouraged to cast their ballots.

What once was “only a dream,” has become reality. Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that you do not have to prove U.S. citizenship to register to vote, Democrats are teaming up with singing competition like “American Idol” to help bring in more votes for “future” elections. Consultants from “American Idol” are coaching DNC operatives in the methods of “Text Message Voting” (TMV.)

Winners on “American Idol” are chosen partially by “Text Message Voting” (TMV). Statistically, the number of votes has ranged in the multi-millions. The Democratic Party has long viewed these numbers as a potential “goldmine” for electing Democrats. But how could text message voters be reached? Let’s take a look at the issue.

Many “American Idol” voters are “illegal” aliens, under age 18 who don’t pay attention to politics (low-information voters.) The recent Supreme Court ruling now makes it possible to reach viewers who“literally” view President Obama as an “idol,” but have not been motivated enough to “walk” to a polling place. “Text Message Voting” (TMV) now bridges the “gap” between having a “vague” desire to vote, and “actually” doing it.

President Obama is working furiously on an “executive” order to allow “Text Message Voting” (TMV.) Starting in November 2016, votes will be “accepted” through unlimited text messaging. You can even submit a “write-in” vote through text messaging.

Once President Obama “signs” this executive order, he is one step closer to “claiming” his third term. Despite Constitutional rules preventing a “third or lifetime” term, if the popular vote is “big” enough, the Constitution can be “overridden.” This is a little known fact “buried” in one of the clauses of “ObamaVote”, better known as the “affordable” voting act.

It is believe that “American Idol” viewers are loyal to the “reality show” brand they have grown up with since 2002, and would adhere  to any political “subliminal” message suggestions, since Michelle Obama has already “appeared” on American Idol’s “charity” fundraiser, to which there was a huge “positive” response.

Some “fear” that these millions of new votes may get into the “wrong” hands and be unethically “used” against Republicans. The relationship between the DNC and American Idol is “proprietary” and trademarked. The DNC has gotten a “jump” on any other reality show “partnership” the RNC may try to emulate.

The DNC already has “backup” contracts in the hands of their lawyers with “The Voice, America’s Got Talent, and Dancing with the Stars.” There is no need to worry that the RNC will “hatch” a similar operation to “steal” another show’s vote-gathering technology.

Professor Juan Gilbert guarantees “Text Message Voting” (TMV) to be 100% Democratic-accurate and free of any flaws.

Voting in America is a basic fundamental “Human Right” no matter what country you are a citizen of or if you have “reached” the age of maturity.

It occurs to me that with the NSA/CIA/FBI/ABC/CBS/NBC/MSNBC/LGBTQF already “accessing and listening” in to all citizens phone calls it wouldn’t be a big “deal” for them to just programmatically “switch” the required number of TMV’s for a Democratic “win” in any given election.

In fact, some people like those who are a member of a “minority class” deserve to vote more than others, due to the “tragic” circumstances of their ancestors. They should be granted extra “liberties” due to their appearance, and the “discrimination” of living with that appearance.

For such people, not only should all barriers like ID requirements be removed, but an attempt should be made that the DNC practically does the “voting” for them.

While “ObamaVote” Navigators will home-deliver all Democrat voting ballots, “Text Message Voting” (TMV)  is the only step towards voting “fairness, openness and honesty.”

Here are text “shorthand” abbreviations for those who don’t have the correct “Text Message Voting” apps?
WTF = Barack Hussein Obama
ROTFLMAO = Joe “Mensa” Biden
IDK = Hillary Rodham Clinton
OMFG = Nancy Patricia D’Alesandro Pelosi
STFU = Harry Mason Reid