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Okie Doke Speech

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on June 9, 2016 by andelino

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Barack Hussein Obama tried a speech without his teleprompter to a crowd in Indiana. It didn’t turned out to be the “best idea” as he ended up disgracefully “humiliating” himself on live television.

Lame duck Obama took to the stage in Elkhart to “rail” against Donald Trump, although he didn’t end up “mentioning” him by name, there was little “question” over who he was “targeting” with his blistering, “stammering” critique.

While Barry “tried” his best to make the GOP nominee look “bad” in front of the crowd, one particular “moment” of his speech has been getting some “serious” attention after the allegedly “brilliant” president couldn’t seem to “muster” up the words to slam “The Donald” while talking about “division.”

Check it out for yourself…

“If we turn against each other based on divisions of race or religion,” Obama began, then right after he couldn’t seem to “find the words” to follow up his statement, he repeated the word “if” more than ten times before “spitting” anything else out.

Right after, he found himself in a “bind” again as he tried to think of the words to “describe” Trump’s rhetoric. What words did our “Harvard and Columbia” educated president end up finding to “criticize” Trump?

“Okie doke.” Yes, “Okie doke.” That’s what Obama warned people not to “fall for this election.”

“If we fall for a bunch of Okie doke just because, you know, it sounds funny or the tweets are provocative” — along with some noticeable pauses — “then we won’t build on the progress that we’ve started,” he said.

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Of course, when the leader of the “Free World” sounds like a “blubbering” idiot, people take notice, and “take notice they did.” Twitter is often the place you go to find out “instantaneous” reactions from people, and they were not kind… at all.

Ouch. What exactly is “Okie doke” anyway? Nobody really knows, but coming from Obama it could mean “anything.” Maybe it’s a Muslim “code” word from the Qur’an.

For those wondering, in the same speech Obama also tried to “convince” people that government “isn’t the problem,” and that the special “interests” groups seeking special “treatment” – and receiving it from the Obama administration – aren’t “disrupting” people’s lives.

He blamed “right-wing radio” for “spreading lies” about the economy, and completely “ignored” the fact that his “horrible” policies over the last eight years have “landed us where we are,” which really isn’t surprising.

Here’s an “excerpt” of what else Obama had to say:

“By telling hard-working middle-class families that the reason they are getting squeezed is because some moochers at the bottom of the income ladder, because of minorities and because of immigrants or because of employees or because of feminists, because of poor folks who aren’t willing to work, they have been able to promote policies and protect special interests and those at the very top of the economic pyramid. That’s just the truth. I hope you don’t mind me being blunt about this, but I have been listening to the stuff for a while. And I’m concerned when I watch the direction of our politics. We have been hearing this story for decades, tales about welfare queens, talking about the takers, talking about the 47 percent. It is the story that is broadcast every day on some cable news stations, on right wing radio. It is pumped into cars and bars and VFW halls all across America and right here in Elkhart. If you are hearing that story all the time, you start believing it. It is no wonder people think state government is the problem.”

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This stuttering “lunatic” is seriously “delusional.” Quick, get this feckless, “insane” black dude his teleprompter back and some free “ObamaCare” speech therapy lessons.

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They won’t even let Obama speak to 4th graders without the teleprompter.

“ If we turn against each other based on division of race or religion. If-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if we fall for, you know, a bunch of Okie-doke, just because, you know it-it-it. You know, it-it-it-it-it-it sounds funny or the tweets are provocative— along with some noticeable pauses — “then we won’t build on the progress that we’ve started.”

Spit it out Dude!

If-If Okie
Dokity-doo
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.

If-If Okie
Dokity-dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

Why do you think you’re a dictator king?
Your favorite thing’s telepromptering.
When it breaks down you will lose your crown,
Something you never, really had.
Aren’t you disgusting?

If-If Okie
Dokity-da
If you swipe Race Card you will go far,
You will live in slave-built house too,
Like the If-If Barack Dokity-doo

Let’s cue Obama’s “Okie Doke” speech to some “original” old school classic “Oompa Loompa” tunes…

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