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At This Time in History  

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on December 26, 2020 by andelino

At This Time in History
By Amanda Alverez

The words written by the Apostle Paul 100’s of years ago are so on point for the chaotic times we are experiencing in America, today.

“To the church of the Thessalonians in God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ: Grace and peace to you. We always thank God for all of you and continually mention you in our prayers. We remember before our God and Father your work produced by faith, your labor prompted by love, and your endurance inspired by hope in our Lord Jesus Christ. For we know, brothers and sisters loved by God, that he has chosen you, because our gospel came to you not simply with words but also with power, with the Holy Spirit and deep conviction. You know how we lived among you for your sake.” 1 Thessalonians 1:5

If we pause to allow these priceless words soak into our brain, what America is confronting should resonate. Like Thessalonians, do you think America’s churches are out-of-step with God’s ways? As important, do you think Americans are listening to God?

Of course, we have to ask if anyone thinks most churches still understand the meaning of faith, love, and hope. Every Sunday Americans flock to churches to receive a quick “howdy” from mostly unqualified church leaders while God’s meat is nowhere to be found! If we are to teach people about Godly ways, then shouldn’t we be teaching God’s word – not just handshakes and empty smiles?

An old song about letting our lights shine instead of hiding them under a basket says it all. Republicans are normally spineless and prefer hiding their light under a basket. On the other hand, Democrats shine their blinding lights everywhere but only to blind the masses while hiding their corrupt actions. Sadly, both are disobedient to God’s word, aren’t they?

Most have been turned off by the “weak-kneed” Republicans tiptoeing around the Democrat crime scenes. They arrogantly proclaim superiority because fighting is beneath their dignity. Government corruption doesn’t bother Republicans because they can fellowship with criminals all day long. They even refer to them as, “The Honorable Senator.” The only word that escapes Republicans is courage.

On the other hand, Democrats are the first on the crime scene, shining their blinding lights to keep anyone from observing the crime details then successfully manipulating the media to promote the lie that Republicans are guilty. The only word that escapes Democrats is transparency.

Democrats falsely believe success comes from wickedness. Once they develop their evil plan, then like a nest of Hornets, they and their accomplices attack by lying, maligning, humiliating, and never stopping until they destroy innocent lives. Today, there seems to be no limit to what Democrats will do to gain power and money.

When meeting Democrats, I love to ask, “What is the one thing all Democrats cherish the most?” While it shouldn’t be a difficult to respond, their contorted speech and body language speak volumes! The Apostle Paul spoke about such people many years ago and it is still relevant.

“The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse. For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like a mortal human being and birds and animals and reptiles. Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen. Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error. Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.” Romans 1:18-32

The lack of appropriate leadership from government agencies, employees, and leaders explains why Americans can no longer depend upon equal justice, the rule of law, and transparency. If America is to succeed, Government leaders, agencies, and personnel supporting anti-American rhetoric or regulations must be expelled from power.

Americans are going to have to awaken to the reality that America is now in the hands of “we the people.” Anti-Americans must now be dealt with in the harshest ways, quickly. We must back law enforcement and the rule of law – regardless.

America must get back to the basics, correct this downward spiral, and restore America to its place of honor among all Nations. There is only one way this will be accomplished. “Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” John 8:32 

My Fellow Hebrews

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on August 23, 2016 by andelino

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The Donald Trump video every Jew MUST watch!

WARNING! A video for Jews ONLY. No, make that a video for leftist Democrat Jews ONLY…No, a video for Hillary Clinton-supporting leftist Democrat Jews ONLY.

And for the few Republican Jews who are leaning toward voting for Hillary Clinton because the media have convinced you that Donald Trump is an anti-Semite.

Ezra Levant of “TheRebel Media” issues an appeal to “my fellow Hebrews,” making the case for a Donald Trump presidency.

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2016 Elections

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on February 14, 2016 by andelino

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The latest NBC News/Wall St. Journal polling “revealed” a rare area of agreement between Democrat and Republican voters, namely that both groups “overwhelmingly” believe that only the merciless “slaughter” of the opposing “party” and its voters can “solve” America’s problems.

Among those identifying as “Republican, Conservative, or Libertarian,” 83 percent favored the wholesale “massacre” of all liberal freaks, while 87 percent of “Democrats, Liberals, and Progressives” supported the total “liquidation” of right-wing lunatics.

“For most of 2015, and now into 2016, the country’s mood was defined by anger at the inexplicable stupidity of the opposition party,” said Democratic pollster Fred Yang of Hart Research Associates, which conducted this survey with Republican “pollster” Bill McInturff of Public Opinion Strategies.

“Now that has abruptly changed to the fear that dissenting opinions will destroy America, and the people’s universal solution seems to be the annihilation of anyone with a differing point of view.”

“It makes perfect sense if you think about it,” continued Yang.

“The Republicans want the poor to starve, the sick to die, and the earth to boil. They oppress minorities, want everyone shooting at each other, and they cling to the First Amendment as if feelings aren’t important. We even try to compromise with them. In order to survive, this country desperately needs government to assume complete control over the economy, but Republicans have an aneurysm over a simple revamping of just the healthcare sector. It’s time they went extinct. ”

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“Unicorn-molesting jackasses,” commented McInturff. “Safe zones, Caitlyn Jenner, crappy solar cars… mandatory school lunches that nobody wants. They’d sooner see another 9-11 or a nuclear Iran than offend a single Muslim.”

What kind of “deranged” simpleton thinks that without the “rich” there would be no “poor,” without “guns” there would be no “death,” or that without bureaucratic “oversight” we couldn’t correctly choose the “right” light bulb?

If it was up to them, we’d have a “cabinet” position in charge of “single-ply” toilet paper and another in charge of “double-ply.” America would be better off if we “butchered every last one of them.”

But Democratic pollster Peter Hart “cautioned” that this consensus could be temporary, especially “considering” that the two sides “cannot agree” on a method of execution.

“While Democrats trend towards the creation of a government agency that will, over a period of ten years, reduce the budget deficit while systematically determining and carrying out the most tolerant and humane way of killing Republicans, Republicans just want to take Democrats out back and shoot ’em. Let’s wait and see whether they can even agree on a bloodbath three months from now.”

The poll, conducted through “land line and cell calls” to 2,000 individuals, contains a +/-3 percent margin of error.

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With what I believe in the world of conspiracy, I’m not too worried about “caucuses, nominees or elections.”

The republicans and democrats are “two wings of one party” as far as I’m concerned. And the “elites” will get their way regardless of the “person” that wins, they’ve got the money, and history teaches that “money equals power.”

I think that the “party” that wins are just puppets for the larger problem and the larger organization; they’re like the “parts” of a machine, they’re all “interchangeable” and the machine will still do its thing “whether or not” you have part A or part B in there.

I’ll still “vote,” though, even though I’m 95% sure it “means” nothing.

I found this piece titled “In a Sentimental Mood” by Duke Ellington. It brings an image of the “depression” to mind, and I think that that’s where we’re “headed” regardless of what is done.

I think that right now we’re in a transition from a “golden” America to a “gilded” America; it still looks the same on the “outside” but if you scratch it just a bit it shows the real “worthless” material underneath.

There is “treachery” afoot. Reich wing tea bagger Ted Cruz has stolen the Republican vote in Iowa according to Donald Trump, while Sanders and our beloved “titted” Hillary are still ceremonially “mud-wrestling” for the democratic vote.

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We were “warned” of this Cruz fellow back in September of 2013.

I just don’t understand why we bother to hold “primaries” especially where brainwashed counties should be considered “voting” sanctuaries and haven’t been purged of the “uneducated superstitious, bible-clinging evangelical nut jobs.”

The American people just need to “drop” to their knees and “gaze” upon the angelic visage of Hillary and bask in the rarefied “glow” of NPR. Just think about all the “money” that is wasted on this that could be “funneled” into a nonprofit personal foundation.

Most of all, I am personally “saddened” that throughout her campaign while side stepping “personal issues, violation of national security, unethical financial tactics and other sordid issues,” Hillary has attempted to “energize” the base of the Democrat party by making us believe she just is an “authentic” liberal.

Besides, who among us can really “honestly” say that they have never, ever had “memory lapses” or accidentally provided “incorrect” information in a job interview? As time does go by does not memories “somehow” just seem to fade?


I just find it hard to “accept” that she has to “run and fight” an uphill battle to return voters to the “experience” of destroying “Hope and Optimism” while removing the last leg of “Logic and Reason.”

Here is a simple video that “reflects some concerns” about America’s future. The part where the “percussion” kicks in will really be your “wake-up” call.

126 things to know about 21 candidates running in 2016

Racism at Target

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on December 19, 2014 by andelino

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People magazine published excerpts from a forthcoming “interview” with the Obama’s in which they relate their “own” personal experiences with “racism” before coming to the White House.

President Obama mentioned “two” experiences:

1. Being handed keys at a valet station while waiting for his car.
2. Being mistaken for a waiter while at a formal dinner dressed in a tuxedo.


“There’s no black male my age, who’s a professional, who hasn’t come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn’t hand them their car keys.”

Who would have “imagined” Michelle Obama being the “victim” of “racism” at Target?

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For her part, Michelle Obama “appears” to be claiming she was, but this is at “odds” with how she previously told the story. Here she offers the following example:

“I tell this story – I mean, even as the first lady – during that wonderfully publicized trip I took to Target, not highly disguised, the only person who came up to me in the store was a woman who asked me to help her take something off a shelf. Because she didn’t see me as the first lady, she saw me as someone who could help her. Those kinds of things happen in life. So it isn’t anything new.”

In the context in which it appears, the First Lady seems to be “claiming” this incident is an example of “racial” bias.

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It comes right after a paragraph in which Michelle “describes” her husband’s difficulties getting a “cab” in Chicago.

The very next paragraph describes the interview as touching on “the national discussion of race and racial profiling.”

Of course “short” people often ask “tall” people like Michelle who is 5’11” for “help” in stores all the time.

There’s nothing “racial or condescending” about it.

In fact, being asked for “help” reaching something is really the opposite of “belittling” them.

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As for the First Lady’s “experience,” it’s important to note that she was “dressed down” in slacks and wearing a “baseball cap and dark sunglasses” on her trip to Target.

She even “pushed” her own cart. And when the First Lady told this “story” on David Letterman’s show, there was not a “hint” of any “racial” connotation.

On the contrary, Michelle “emphasized” that the woman who asked was “short” and simply didn’t “recognized” her:

“I have to tell you something about this trip though. No one knew that was me. Because a woman actually walked up to me, right –I was in the detergent aisle– and she said, I kid you not, she said ‘Excuse me, I just have to ask you something.’ And I thought cover’s blown. She said, ‘Can you reach on that shelf and hand me the detergent?’ I kid you not. And the only thing she said–I reached up cause she was short–I reached up and pulled it down. She said ‘Well, you didn’t have to make it look so easy.’ That was my interaction. I felt so good…She had no idea who I was. I thought as soon as she walked up I looked my–I was with my assistant–and I said this is it. It’s over. We’re going to have to leave; she just needed the detergent.”

Is it likely someone could “fail” to recognize the First Lady? Anyone who has ever watched a segment of Jay Leno’s “Jaywalking” knows that most “ordinary” Americans are not very familiar with “politicians.”

In this video a young woman does “recognize” a photo of Mrs. Obama but when asked for her name says it’s “Windy.”

Add a “hat and dark glasses” to the photo and chances are a lot of Americans wouldn’t recognize the “First Lady,” especially if she was “pushing” a cart at Target.

Really, what are the odds?

As it stands now, People Magazine is “framing” this as the First Lady’s example of a “recent” experience with “racism.”

If accurate, this seems a very “odd” story to present as evidence of “racial” bias.

Back in 2011, Obama’s “top” adviser, Valerie Jarrett, “mistook” a four-star general for a “waiter” during a fancy dinner hosted by the Alfalfa Club.

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According to a source, as the general “walked” by Jarrett’s table, she “signaled” to him that she wanted more “libation.”

“I’d like another glass of wine,” she reportedly said. Like a gentleman, the “career military” man didn’t make a “fuss” of the matter.

“The guy dutifully went up and got her a glass of wine, and then came back and gave it to her and took a seat at the table,” the source said.

“Everyone is in tuxedos and gowns at this thing, but the military people are in full dress uniform.”

Considering it was Valerie Jarrett, I’m sure she knew “exactly” who she was “demeaning.”

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Or how about being the “guy” who asked Obama to get him a cup of coffee and a “pig in a blanket” a decade ago before he “became” President?

Do you even “tell” that story? Because make no “mistake” people love to tell “President” stories.

If you’ve ever “met” someone who has met President Obama you’ll know almost “immediately” because that will be the “first thing” they tell you.


“I met the President once.” “Oh yeah? Where?” “Um-mm, well it was outside of Gibson’s, I tried to get him to park my Lexus, handed him a quarter, and called him boy, but the details aren’t really important, what’s important is I met him.”

“Racism” is obviously what put this trio of “ingrates” in the White House. These Democrat “race” hustlers are shameless.

Members of the “Democratic” party 150 years ago would have seen Valerie, Michelle and her “worthless” husband all “picking” cotton today on some southern plantation.

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If not for “Republicans” that is. Doesn’t get any more “backwards” than this.

Racism Reaches Even The White House, Obamas Say
Barack and Michelle playing the race card in People Magazine

The Rape Hunt

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , , , on December 13, 2014 by andelino

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The “Rape Hunt” continues in full “force” at the Oberlin College.

America is kept in “suspense” as to the Republican “rapist” formerly known as “Barry”, that forced himself onto “liberal” heartthrob Lena Dunham.

All we seem to “really” know about this individual is he was the “Campus Resident Conservative”, wore purple boots, had a voice like Barry White.

According to Dunham, he had a “mustache that rode the line between ironic Williamsburg fashion and big buck hunter,” and, by all deduction, also had a “bad taste” in women.

Although no one “at this time” can say for sure who this “imaginary” evil creep is, there are, however, a few possible “profiles” turning up.

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Other “potential” rapist could be “Bill Cosby, Anthony (Carlos) Weiner, William Jefferson Clinton,” just to mention few.

Just like Barack Obama’s “female” interest in his autobiography turned out to be a “composite girlfriend,” Lena Dunham’s Republican is merely a “composite rapist” made of various “figments” of her “erotic” encounters.

Here is a “composite rapist” model of a Republican’s features:

1 – Shiny purple boots
2 – Magnum mustache
3 – Campus resident conservative
4 – Works at radio station
5 – Crotch grabbing wing squirrel

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“This is the rapist I have been looking for!” Lena Dunham.

Further “evidence” has emerged that could, in the current “media” climate of disdain for “true” facts, implicate Barack Obama in the unfortunate “rape” encounter.

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Especially “considering” that so many members of the media are telling us how “confused” the memories of “rape victims” tend to be.

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Liberal “political” commentator, Rachel Maddox, recommends “mandatory” cameras equipped with “App for Apes” for all “male students” across American campuses.

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In order to not come across as a “Sexist” women must be given the option of “initiating” male contact, but must “wait” to be asked.

For years we have fought against this “discriminatory” placing of the feminine in passive “relationships” to the masculine.

The “App for Apes” would record your “engagement and questions” with women depending on the “emotional and horny” stage of your relationship:

May I continue to kiss you?
May I continue to fondle your breasts?
May I continue to fondle your Kim Kardashian size ass?
May I continue to “bone you like I own you?”
May I envelop you?
With this orifice?
Perhaps, then, with this orifice?
Well, how about this orifice?

Your partner would respond in the “affirmative” and your smartphone record “his and her voice” for future review in case of “rape” accusations.

All you have to do is “set the timer” for the length of your conversation. State and/or federal guidelines would mandate the “maximum” interval between questions and answers.

If your partner does not “respond” within 5 seconds the authorities are notified of your “transgression” and your GPS location!

The “App for Apes” would then be used as “evidence” in future court cases.

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On seconds thoughts, why should we “waste” time trying to “hunt down” one very specific Republican on the basis of “purple” boots and “Magnum” mustache when “all” Republicans are rapists?

They are all “rapists” as surely as they are all “racists.” It’s no coincidence that one need “only” change a single letter for that. They’re insane “ragists” too!

There is no such thing as a “nice” Republican. There is no such thing as a Republican who’s supposedly “just like you and me,” because if there were, guess what, all you borderline geniuses? They would be forward “progressive liberal Democrats!”

There is no such thing” as a Republican who isn’t a total “whack” job. They are all hating “haters” who want to take all of our “rights, entitlements and free stuff “away from us and make us “starve” to death.

That’s if they don’t “shoot” us first, because all Republicans are “gun-toting” gun nuts.

Lena wasn’t just “raped” by one single Republican—she was “raped” by all of them.

All of us are being “raped” by all of them, all of the time, whether “literally or figuratively” through their policies that “serve” only one purpose.

“To rape all of us as a violent show of their hatred of everyone and everything except their own ill-gotten power!”

Don’t “condemn” just one. Damn “them” all, dammit!

Making up “rape” stories is so “hot” right now. Making up a “rape” story to sell more “copies” of your memoir is as “grimy” as it gets.

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Right up there with “telling” the whole world you “raped” your sister by fingering her “vagina” when you were “seven” years old.

One must assume that “rape” is something “tolerated and encouraged” in the Dunham family.

Anything to “sell a book,” right Lena! Forget about the “credibility” of what you say and “your over the top, constantly-in-your-face” feminism.

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Just take that “power and influence” and exploit the people that “value” your opinion.

“Exaggerate, embellish and flat out lie” if need be! Take the most “serious” allegation, the most “traumatic” experience a “woman” can go through, “fabricate” one for yourself, and “grab” those headlines.

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Oh and don’t forget to “reiterate” over and over it was a “Republican Conservative.” Gotta advance that “political agenda” too.

Don’t worry though. Even if this is all “true” and you’re exposed as a total “fraud and scumbag,” there’s always a job “waiting” for you at Rolling Stone.

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Bag of Milk with Camel Toe.

As always with “any” Lena Dunham post, obligatory “Lena Dunham looks like a bag of milk” @DesusNice

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I Will Not Press Charges Against My Rapist

Reasons to Vote

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on November 2, 2014 by andelino

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Elections in the United States are being held throughout 2014, with the general elections scheduled for Tuesday, November 4, 2014.

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During this “midterm election” year, all 435 seats in the United States House of Representatives and 33 of the 100 seats in the United States Senate will be contested; along with 38 state and territorial governorships, 46 state legislatures (except Louisiana, Mississippi, New Jersey and Virginia), four territorial legislatures and numerous state and local races.

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When your friends cannot decide for “whom to vote” give them the list below, compiled by Neal Starkman.

Then they can pick their reasons from this “TOP 12″ dilemmas.

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 2% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”.
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

Here are a list of 12 Reasons to Vote for Republicans?

1. I voted Republican because I believe that oil companies can never make enough profits, even when the rest of the economy is taking hits left and right.
2. I voted Republican because rather than give my money to the government— with its checks, balances, and elections—I prefer to give my money to corporations, whose primary goal is to make money and whose leaders are accountable only to themselves.
3. I voted Republican because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as it’s promulgated by conservative Christians.
4. I voted Republican because it’s perfectly acceptable for any yokel to purchase a repeating rifle at a gun show and wield it in parks, malls, and schools.
5. I voted Republican because it’s more important for corporations to have the right to send pollutants into the air and water than to heed the warnings of virtually every reputable climatologist in the world about environmental threats.
6. I voted Republican because government should stay out of our lives except when it comes to telling women what to do with their own bodies or telling gay people whom they can and cannot marry or telling anyone whether and how to pray.
7. I voted Republican because children of illegal immigrants, who had no say in their parents’ decision to come to the U.S., should be deprived of health care, education, and Social Security benefits, no matter how needy they are or how much they’ve contributed to their country.
8. I voted Republican because businesses shouldn’t feel compelled to give anything back to the government that gave them all kinds of tax breaks and subsidies.
9. I voted Republican because I believe conservative judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days so that, for example, corporations can gain status as individuals.
10. I voted Republican because I think it’s better to rely on resources that contribute to war, dictatorships, and environmental catastrophe than to expend the capital to develop safer sources of energy.
11. I voted Republican because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I long to return to the Bush years when we failed to prevent an attack by terrorists, spent billions of dollars and thousands of lives on unprovoked wars, suppressed scientific studies that contradicted administration policy, routinely tortured prisoners, lied to Congress and the people, fostered an oppressive surveillance network on our own citizens, presided over a widening gulf between the rich and the poor, oversaw our economy making the transition from surplus to huge deficit, mismanaged immigration policy, appointed reactionary judges to the U.S. Supreme Court, condoned all sorts of administrative malfeasance, gave Federal money to churches and religious organizations, neglected areas of the country hit by natural disasters, and encouraged political discourse that sought the lowest possible level of an intellectual exchange of ideas.
12. I voted Republican because I favor greed, religious fervor, and simplistic thinking over kindness, rationality, and critical analysis.

National Day of Quarantine

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on November 1, 2014 by andelino

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President Barack Obama issued an “Executive Order” making November 4, 2014 a “National Day of Quarantine” for those Americans who are most at risk of “contracting” the Ebola virus.

“You cannot get Ebola through casual contact like sitting next to someone on a bus,” the President said in a press conference shortly after signing the Executive Order.


“However you can catch it while waiting in line to vote.”

The “Center for Disease Control and Prevention” (CDC) confirmed Obama’s statement saying “You cannot catch Ebola from sitting next to someone on a bus. But you can spread Ebola by riding on the bus.”

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Secretary John (Ketchup) Kerry.

Secretary John (Ketchup) Kerry also confirmed it saying: “So I can’t catch it on a bus, but it can spread on a bus? I’m all for it, before I was against it!”

Disease Director Thomas Frieden has declared that Ebola is only “semi-transmittable” and therefore only official party-certified Doctors can actually impose quarantines on an as-needed-basis.

In the meantime, those who believe they are exhibiting “Ebola” symptoms, while not “contagious” until after the November 4th elections, are asked to “remain at home” because of the possibility they may “intimidate” women and minorities into not voting.

State hospitals are required to provide full “healthcare benefits” to any patients who report to them complaining of “Ebola,” which the Party knows will show the “Power of Collective Medicine” and the need to end the “bourgeois practice” of private hospitals.

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The necessity of “ObolaCare” will shine out as this disease, largely spread through contact with Republicans, and will be “trounced” through centralized “medicine” under State leadership.

In the meantime, citizens are “encouraged” not to worry about the disease, or any of the “other diseases” which may or may not be “spreading” throughout America.

Party members “opting” to not vaccinate their children are still “encouraged” to fully participate in the “political process” and continue their “labors” with the spreading of “Socialism,” including attendance at “fundraising dinners” by President Obama.

Citizens are encouraged to keep healthy through “diet, frequent gym workouts and sexual activity” with one’s self or others.

The Executive Order “only” applies to registered Republicans who are currently “less likely” to be receiving government provided “healthcare” and are therefore more “susceptible” to catching Ebola.

The “quarantine” will go into effect at “midnight” on November 3rd and will last until the “polls” close on November 4th.

Republicans will be “allowed” to move freely throughout “society” so long as they do not come with “1000 feet” of a polling booth.

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Many government agencies have been well “armed” over the past six years and will be “mobilized” on election day to “enforce” the quarantine.

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The “Center for Gun Control” (CGC) has announced that the State will not impose any “travel restrictions” due to the Ebola outbreak until “after” the November 4 elections to ensure that all “workers and peasants” can have free access to ballots and polling places during this “critical” struggle for progress.

This won’t have much effect in Ohio, where “early” voting has already begun. In fact there were “objections and back-and-forth court decisions” about having “only a month” of early voting, because such a short time is considered “racism.”

Apparently, only persons of a “pallid color” can figure out how to “get to the polls” in less than a month.

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At least President Obama understands the “white man’s burden” and is willing to make sure we all “carry our fair” share of it.

Ebola will not “stand in the way” of your vote. Turn out for the November 4 vote.

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This is your “October Revolution!”

Before leaving for a “relaxing” round of golf, the President “concluded” his press conference by “reassuring” the American people that they will have a “safe” Election Day.

“Although we have had our disagreements, I more than anyone want Republicans to survive. Perhaps not as a political party, but as the taxpayers of our great nation.”

I’ve seen you twice in a short time
Only a week since we started
It seems to me for every time
I’m getting more open hearted
I was an impossible case
No one ever could reach me
But I think I can see in your face
There’s a lot you can teach me
So I wanna know what’s the name of the game?
Does it mean anything to you?
What’s the name of the game?
Can you feel it the way I do?
Tell me please ’cause I have to know
I’m a bashful child beginning to grow
And you make me talk and you make me feel
And you make me show what I’m trying to conceal
If I trust in you, would you let me down?
Would you laugh at me if I said I care for you?
Could you feel the same way too
I wanna know the name of the game
I have no friends, no one to see
And I am never invited
Now I am here talking to you
No wonder I get excited
Your smile and the sound of your voice
And the way you see through me
Got a feeling, you give me no choice
But it means a lot to me
So I wanna know what’s the name of the game?
(Your smile and the sound of your voice)
Does it mean anything to you?
(Got a feeling you give me no choice)
But it means a lot, what’s the name of the game?
(Your smile and the sound of your voice)
Can you feel it the way I do?
Tell me please ’cause I have to know
I’m a bashful child, beginning to grow
And you make me talk and you make me feel
And you make me show what I’m trying to conceal
If I trust in you would you let me down?
Would you laugh at me if I said I care for you?
Could you feel the same way too?
I wanna know, oh yes I wanna know
The name of the game
(I was an impossible case)
Does it mean anything to you?
(But I think I can see in your face that it means a lot)
What’s the name of the game?
(Your smile and the sound of your voice)
Can you feel it the way I do?
(Got a feeling you give me no choice)
But it means a lot, what’s the name of the game?
(I was an impossible case)
Does it mean anything to you?
(But I think I can see in your face that it means a lot)
What’s the name of the game?
(Your smile and the sound of your voice)
Can you feel it the way I do?

Ebola Gift

Don’t Panic!
You cannot catch Ebola riding the bus.
Don’t ride the bus if you have Ebola!
You can spread Ebola while riding the bus.

American Economy

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on May 12, 2014 by andelino

American Economy 01

My fellow Americans,

The “economy” is in a shambles. Everyone is “unemployed” and on the dole. You’ve all been “liberated” but for some strange reason that means you’re all now “living in squalor.”

There’s nothing in America “left” to redistribute.

The “food” is gone. The “gasoline” is gone. The “electricity” is gone. There’s nothing to do on “weekends” anymore. Everything is “closed.” The economy has been “shattered.”

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Even litter has become a “luxury” item that people fight over.

And the “progressive left” has decided this is good enough. They can afford “illegal” black market imported “stuff” from countries that are “way beyond” Obama’s reach.

Can you? No. Not unless you “want to go” to prison. Everyone “dies fast” in prison these days.

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Your job is simply to continue “rubber-stamping” democrats so they can continue to “rubber-stamp” Obama so he can continue to “rubber-stamp” the shadowy clique of bizarre crooked “creepy-crawly” creeps that he owes his life of “ease and comfort” to.

Do you want to live the “rest of your life” in the new squalor? Of course not. You’re “better” than that.

And that is why you need to “vote” for Republicans in the “next” election.

Their platform is to “attack, invade, and take over” all those rich countries that still haven’t gone “belly up” economically and still have “some” wealth we can “take and transfer” to the United States.

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Republicans don’t “care” if they have to “take over and enslave” the entire world. YOU, the American people “come” first.

Republicans are not “going to stand by” while America “goes” begging.

This will solve our “economic” problems and put America back up to “number one!”

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You can “vote” Democrat and live like a “beggar” or you can “vote” for Republicans, live in the “glory” of America supreme, and ride the “free cushy ride of unemployment” for the rest of your days.

The “rest of the world” still has money. Let’s go “take” it and we’ll be “rich!”

American Economy 05

Bobbsey Twins

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on January 23, 2014 by andelino

BobbseyTwins 01Juxtapose this

Kim Jong-un becomes a world leader and feeds his uncle to the “dogs”

Obama eats dogs, becomes a world leader, and America cries “uncle”

Ponder this:

1) President Kim Jong-un feeds” North Koreans to dogs. But there is a finite supply of “traitorous” North Koreans.

2) President Barack Hussein Obama likes to “eat” dogs. All that’s needed is for him to send traitorous “Tea Baggers and Republicans” to North Korea to be fed to dogs, and he will have a never ending “supply of dogs” to eat!

In the interest of international “progressive” relations, it’s time for our country to open up a new inter presidential “culinary” supply chain!

Yes I Can

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on November 23, 2012 by andelino

Each group of people when assembled for a “common purpose” has its share of interesting people.

The recent political events have made me wonder more deeply about just “who and what kind of people” populate the different political parties.

The two “major parties” have some common diversities of rich, middle class, smart and not as smart. I think you could find at least some examples of every possible label in either party.

But does anyone ever ask themselves why they belong to the same political party to which most of the country’s weird, perverted derelicts belong?

I know the conditioned answer is “we want to help people”. I suspect, when the compassion colored camouflage is stripped away, the real answer is “we want free stuff and we want others to pay for it”.

It is social justice, or as we called it in my day, “theft.”

At least then, when you were “mugged,” the thief didn’t insist that you “speak well of him” after he stole your possessions. And thieves in my day did not feel morally superior for having stolen your stuff.

But I have no doubt that “thieves,” even then, needed the things they stole and maybe “needing” and “wanting” things is a good enough reason to take them.

It seems to be a winning platform for self-serving “Democrats and Republicans” as the “thieving” continues to curse America.

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