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Gay Sex in Prison

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , , on July 10, 2017 by andelino

In case you didn’t know, Boosie BadAzz has spent quite a bit of time behind bars. During his time in a cell, the Baton Rouge, LA bred “rapper” probably experienced quite a few things he “never” would have in any other circumstances.

Apparently one of those things was seeing a “sexual encounter between two men.”

“I remember when I was down in Angola Prison I walked in on a nigga riding a nigga dick from the back,” Boosie recounts in the video.

“That nigga had a nigga ankles riding that bitch from the back, man. I ain’t know about the Coke can in the shower, you heard me? A nigga ain’t even tell me. I walked straight in, six in the morning—nigga riding that dick. I said I want to go home, man.”

From there, Boosie went on to call one of the men involved in the sex act a “nasty muthafucker” before continuing to call them sick. “Nasty ass nigga. Same nigga walking around that bitch talking about you a gangsta. Bitch you a punk. Bitch you gay. These niggas like asshole man, forreal.”

Boosie says a “bit more” but, you get the idea. While it’s probably not “too great” to walk in on anyone having sex, Boosie appears particularly “disgusted” with what he saw in jail.

If you’ve been following Boosie “long” enough, you already knew he has quite a “few” opinions about “homosexual” relationships.

Last summer, the rapper explained his belief that TV was forcing children into homosexuality.

This past March, Boosie BadAzz “bashed” Disney for showing two gay characters kissing.

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Two things first. I didn’t know “Lil Boosie” changed his name to “Boosie BadAzz.” That’s a significant change. You can’t go from prefix “Lil” to suffix “BadAzz,” it’s too severe. You gotta just drop the Lil. Bow Wow didn’t go from “Lil Bow Wow” to “Bow Wow I’m A Fucking Savage Woof Woof,” he just went to Bow Wow. Gotta ease folks into that because I thought Boosie BadAzz was a completely different person.

Second, I’m gonna ignore the pretty blatant “homophobia” and just focus on the funny parts of this. Because that recounting of catching dudes “banging” in the showers had me in “tears,” man. I’m telling you, actual tears “streaming” down my face. If you’re not in a similar “fit of laughter” then we would absolutely “never get along,” under any circumstance.

I don’t even know what the “funniest” part is and it’s only like three sentences, that’s how funny it is. But the “imagery” of Boosie walking into a shower, “bright eyes and bushy tailed,” ready to start the jail day, and seeing a dude “twerk” on a dick is uproarious. The fact that he didn’t know “shower sex” in jail was a thing is hysterical. The idea that it wasn’t the “solitude, or the lack of friends, or the lack of connection” to the outside world that made him not “want” to be in jail, it was the dude “sex” is just amazing.

Picturing Lil Boosie, of “Wipe Me Down” fame, have that “I’ve made a huge mistake” look wash over his face because he saw a “dude working a dick” is the absolute funniest thing I’ve ever imagined. It’s just “funny,” folks. It is.

I mean how did the guy not know “Coke can in the shower” was a thing? Had he never “read” a newspaper or “seen” a TV show or “heard” any prison rumor ever? That’s like the “only” thing I know about jail and I’m a “white” dude from the suburbs: “People have sex in the showers.”

That last line, too. My goodness is that comedy gold. “The niggas like asshole man, forreal.” As if he’s trying to “convince” the listener, “Dudes screw each other! No, no, no I’m serious. Like they fuck. They honestly do it. In the asshole.” I’m telling you, if you can “read” this stuff without “tears” in your eyes there’s something “wrong” with you. Granted, there’s a “difference” between “knowing” dudes fuck and “seeing” dudes fuck, but Boosie “legit” sounds like an adult man who went to “jail” to get a middle school “biology” lesson.

Yeah, “Boosie BadAzz”, it’s called “gay sex in prison.”

Kill Gays and Lesbians

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 13, 2016 by andelino

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Many “Gay and Lesbian” activists are not aware that under “Islamic Sharia Law” Muslims are allowed to “kill or imprison” homosexuals.

Murdering “homosexuals” is done by many Muslim countries. The more “Moslem” the country is, the more likely that the “death penalty” for a homosexual is a “reality.”

Many celebrities like “Elton John, Ellen DeGeneres, Adam Lambert, Suze Orman, Rosie O’Donnell, Johnny Mathis, Anderson Cooper, K.D. Lang, Boy George, George Michael, Greg Louganis, Michael Kirby, Melissa Etheridge, David Geffen, Chastity Bono” and countless others would be in “prison or facing murder” and it would not be a “hate” crime in the Middle East to “kill” a gay person.

Many people in the West do not know the “true nature” of Islam and believe “Sharia Law” is a good thing.

Some “Liberal and Leftists” stick up for Islam without “knowing” anything about it, which includes “murdering and harassing” Gay and Lesbians.

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Here is a “interview” of a Muslim at a Washington D.C. function called “Muslim Day” where Moslem’s are allowed to “pray” on the White “Rainbow” House lawn.

Here is a Muslim “scholar” from Florida preaching “killing gays is the compassionate thing to do.”

“The only way gays and lesbians can be forgiven is to die,” says this imam, voicing what most Muslims “believe but rarely say in public.”

Not to worry, the Obama administration will “ignore” this while continuing to “harass” and “put out of business” Christian bakeries that “refuse” to make Gay “wedding” cakes.

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Kill Gays 03

Islam and Homosexuality
The Islamic State Throws More Gays Off the Roof

Hillary Server

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on August 13, 2015 by andelino

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Grandma Hillary Clinton would be going to “prison” if she were an “ordinary” person.

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The FBI has reportedly taken “possession” of the emails on her “home computer” server, according to U.S. officials cited by the Associated Press.

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According to Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA), at least two of the emails contained “Top Secret, Sensitive Compartmented Information.”

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An ordinary “person,” or even a well-known “leader” like General David Petraeus, would be “prosecuted” for moving “classified” information onto a “private” system.

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And that is “just” the beginning of her “legal” problems.

Clinton not only allegedly “exchanged” classified information via private e-mail, but also “destroyed” her emails before “handing” them over to the State Department before the government could “determine” for itself which were “personal” and which were “job-related.”

That constitutes a felony, with a three-year prison “sentence” attached.

And that is “just” the beginning of “what” is known.

Much of the “information” emerging on Hillary Clinton “first” emerged from three sources:

“the Benghazi select committee, which the left attempted to dismiss; the independent Judicial Watch organization, which submitted key Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests; and the thorough research of Peter Schweizer, who documented Clinton’s alleged conflicts of interests.”

Hillary “misspoke” when she said she sent no “classified” email. She actually meant to say “I can’t recall sending any classified email.”

Therefore, she is not guilty of “intentional” misdirecting authorities. She is “sorry” about the confusion and “promises” it will never happen again.

Hillary vows to be a “Model of Behavior” if she becomes President.

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Furthermore, Hillary will “wear” an electronic monitoring device whenever her “duties” as President of the United States require her to leave the White “Rainbow” House grounds.

This time, the Clinton “magic” may not be able to “save” her.

Sources Say Clinton Campaign Lying in Email Cover-Up
The Arrogance of Hillary Clinton
Hillary Deleted 32,000 Private Emails and Refuses To Turn Over Personal Server
The Hillary Clinton Lies List
Email troubles persisting, Clinton camp reassures backers

Hottest 50 Females

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on April 10, 2012 by andelino

If you’re a guy, you probably got aroused at the title of this blog, thinking of some hot babe who is horny, and ready to rock your world on a conjugal visit!

Interested in having a comely pen pal who’s doing 25 to life for aggravated assault and possession of a deadly weapon? Try Meet-An-Inmate.com, a site for incarcerated men and women looking to meet that special someone who won’t shiv them in the face when they cut in front of them in line at the commissary. Using the scientifically sound method of looking at photos of women and determining whether or not they were “boner-worthy”, the folks at Ranker assembled a list of the 50 sexiest lady inmates in the United States, and needless to say most of the entries bear strikingly little resemblance to Vern Schillinger on Oz.

The ten hottest women currently doing time in US prisons are…busy tonight. But when they get out they will be looking for love. Ranker brings us the finest filly felons from “Meet-an-inmate.com”.

Numero Uno on the list is 33-year old Renee Bell from California, who curiously lists her occupation before prison as “student/upholstery.” Bell is a 6-ft. tall non-smoker who describes herself as “honest, sincere, and easy-going,” and she’s in search of a “real man for friendship, companionship, and possibly more.” She says that her man: “Must be willing to commit eventually. I promise you won’t be disappointed. Postage is hard to come by in prison, if possible send stamps.”

If you do not commit, fail to commit of look like you will not commit, remember that Renee Bell, reportedly, has done time. She adds: “I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy.” And the wrong guy might want to find you, to make sure you’re looking after Renee.

Her release date is in 2017, so if you’re liking what Renee is selling, you’d only have to wait five more years to find out exactly what “possibly more” entails; also, she won’t disclose what she’s in prison for, although I can only assume it had something to do with her chosen profession as an ottoman.

Others to watch:

Ashley Davis: “I’ve made some bad decisions that have put me in prison, however, that doesn’t make me a bad person…I love the beach and just about anything to do with the outdoors.

Kelly Bryan: Reason for incarceration: Drugs – “I’m looking for a man who is smart, funny, kind, and financially stable. I love someone who can put a smile on my face.” Legally?

Bridgette Chaplin: “I’m a very sexy, outgoing, and open-minded female looking to start my life over with that perfect someone. Serious inquiries only!!! Willing to relocate.”

Amanda Jenson: Reason for incarceration: Producing child pornography – “…I spend my spare time painting or drawing portraits…”

Precious Johnson: “I hope I have piqued your interest as I do look forward to hearing from you and exploring every aspect of our new acquaintance. Have a nice day. No prisoners/inmates please.” Precious by name…

Ashley LyonsReason for Incarceration: Burglary, Assault: “I love to put a smile on another person’s face.” Permanently?

Chrystal MeyerReason for incarceration: Assault: “…I’m a bubbly, outgoing, and energetic woman who likes to be impulsive and spontaneous at times.”

Ronea Clark: “I am one of a kind and not easy to find.”

Needless to say, courting one of these lovely ladies would not come without its challenges; even the founder of Meet-An-Inmate.com, Arlen Bischke, admits that prospective suitors should proceed with caution before dreaming about long, romantic walks around the perimeter and bubble baths during conjugal visits. “No, I do not recommend using the website as a dating service because the odds of everything working out are slim,” he writes in the website’s FAQ section. “There are just too many obstacles. I recommend the site for a friend/pen pal basis. It can be a lot of fun writing an inmate.”

So while it’s commendable to want to reach out to one of these people to make their lives behind bars a little more bearable, it’s probably best to keep it platonic, no matter how “hot” your prisoner pen pal might be.

New Senior Health Plan

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on September 25, 2011 by andelino

So you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a nursing home.

Best of all: Because you are now a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore!!!!

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