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Virgins of Paradise

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on July 7, 2020 by andelino

Gaza Islamic Scholar Ahmad Khadoura says that these are the attributes of the “virgins” awaiting each Muslim believer when he get to Paradise, and he will have the sexual “fortitude” of 100 men.

“There will be no menstruation, no childbirth, no saliva, no mucus, no urine, and no excrement,” says so called fake Islamic “scholar.”

The one regret this ex-Muslim has about leaving Islam. “Leave Islam and you lose your inalienable right to 72 sexy virgins in paradise.” Just kidding! Apostate Prophet confirms the horrible “misogynistic” treatment Muslim women are subjected to under Islam.

A response to the claim from a secular Muslima who, in an effort to portray the idea that it’s her modest and liberal interpretation of Islam is the accurate one, claims that the Qur’an provides no foundation for the idea that Muslims will receive “houris” for acts of martyrdom in Allah’s Whorehouse and therefore the fanatics are the ones who are wrong and Islam is not sexist but male centric.

Overheard on the Internet Highway…

…”Fighting and dying for 72 raisins sounds about right in the woke world of Islam”… 

…“So you’re hanging about in heaven with your 72 girls and you run into your wife. I never understood that part. Does she get some sexual fantasy too?”…

…“I am not Casanova but I have had sex with a few women in my life, after all I grew up through the sex, drugs and rock n roll area of the 1960s. However I don’t want to be in bed with a woman that has zero experience and obviously a virgin has zero experience, so what’s the point, unless I’m teaching her what to do, how to do it, and what feels good etc. Imagine having to deal with 72 of them”… 

…“Nope I don’t want no 72 virgins leaping on me. It took me a life time to train such a fine tuned women as I am in charge of it, it’s a gift from my Creator not to be wasted on no skankie Muslim”… 

…”They get 72 old hags whether they leave the ideology or not; slicing and dicing with dull razor blades in Hades for those which do not leave the ideology”… 

“What kind of religion tells its followers that they must kill people they disagree with, upon which they will have an orgy in heaven. Then imagine people stupid enough to believe this, especially when they are dead. Only Muslim…

Paradise Cuba

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on April 23, 2020 by andelino

Fidel Bernie Sanders recommends you watch the videos below to get a taste of what is coming down the road to America if he gets elected.

What do you think of when you hear the name Cuba? Well for me it brought up romantic notions of revolutionaries, rum and steamy tropical nights. But what was life like on the island for the common man living in modern day Cuba? Well myself and Alinchik flew there to find out

Do you hate the morning commute to work? Well I doubt you have it as bad as Cubans we joined on their morning commute. An hour standing in what is basically a cattle truck that rattles over broken roads that even locals struggle with. Bring your sick bag!

Most of us have access to the basic essentials in life. We take being able to use an ATM for granted, that the trains won’t run out of petrol and be cancelled or that milk will be available in a shop when you visit. But the people of Cuba are not so lucky. They live under a different system and to be honest, it’s not working out well for them…So tell me, could you handle live under that system?

Cuba, the land of cigars and rum and random nutters who throw your beer on the floor. Join me as I show you the behind the scenes from our trip through this perplexing, frustrating but friendly and fascinating communistic country.

Pimp Prophet Allah

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on November 13, 2015 by andelino

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The most basic rule of psychological warfare is that anything you “say” can be used “against” you, and with “devastating” effect.

When a prominent “imam” in Saudi Arabia, the self-proclaimed “Defender of the Faith” for Sunni Islam as well as the owner of Mecca, “describes” Paradise as a celestial “version” of the Mustang Ranch, he makes the entire “Islam” religion about as credible as Scientology.

If Muslims find the “depiction” of their Paradise as a “whorehouse” and Allah as pimp “Mack Daddy” offensive, their problem is with Saudi “Sheikh” Yahya Al-Jana’, because these are his “words” and not ours.

Here is the YouTube video “translation” by MEMRI.

Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’: “There are not so many women in Paradise. It is mostly men who enter Paradise.”

The Prophet Muhammad said that some women would not even smell Paradise, although it can be smelled from a distance that would take you 500 years to cross. Why? Because they are unveiled, playing up their charms, wearing tight clothes in shopping malls, and putting on perfume and jewelry, talking to young men, and sending her pictures via filthy social media platforms.

Allah described the virgins of Paradise very specifically. He even described their beasts: “Indeed, for the pious there is a place of triumph, gardens and grape yards, and full-breasted women of equal age.” “Full-breasted women of equal age” refers to the virgins of Paradise. Allah described their breasts in order to let you know what awaits you in Paradise. There is no shame in talking about these things.

Allah wants to make you vie for Paradise. This message is directed toward people who lose Paradise because they succumb to momentary lust. The breasts of the virgins of Paradise are like pomegranates. They don’t sag. They are very beautiful. Where are you, lovers of women? Where are you, you desire these virgins? How many people have lost their promised virgins for the sake of one unveiled whore?

Allah even mentioned sex, in order to make you lust for Paradise. It is not just food, drink, and happiness. There is also sex, as well as women who are nothing like those you meet in this world. Allah said: “Indeed, the dwellers of Paradise will be busy in joyful things that day. They and their wives will be reclining on adorned couches.” Abu Mujliz said that he had asked Ibn ‘Abbas: “Allah said that the dwellers of Paradise are busy. What keeps them busy? What keeps them busy, oh Ibn ‘Abbas said: “They will be busy tearing hymens.”

Is there sex in Paradise? Yes. Ibn ‘Abbas narrated that the Prophet Muhammad was asked: “Oh Messenger of Allah, will we have sex with our wives in Paradise, like we do on Earth?” Muhammad said: “By Allah, a man will have a hundred virgins in a single morning.” And what is even more amazing is that each time he returns to one of them, he will find that she is a virgins again and that she is even more lustful and feminine.

He will find her a virgin again, not like the women in this world, who hymen is ruptured once, and that’s it. Every time he returns from meeting Allah, he will find her a virgin again. The dwellers of Paradise will be given the strength of a hundred men when it comes to eating, drinking, and sex, because some of the dwellers of Paradise may be married off to a hundreds virgins, or even more. He will be given the strength of a hundred men, so that in one morning he will be able to have sex with a hundred virgins of Paradise.

Here is the “first” screenshot, which “reminds” me of an ad I saw in Las Vegas a few years ago.

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The “next” screenshot brings to mind “The World Famous Mustang Ranch Pleasure Menu.”  This, ladies and gentlemen, is what Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’s all-knowing and all-powerful “deity” offers his followers:

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The horny, “sex” driven sheikh seems to have one, or more precisely two, “things” on his mind. When “Beavis and Butthead” can summarize your learned “theological” sermon in three words, five, if you count the “stupid” laugh, your religion has a real “credibility” problem.

Remember, by the way, that the “purpose” of this article is not primarily to “entertain” the reader. “Ridicule” can be an overwhelming psychological “warfare” weapon that can reduce the enemy’s “credibility” to nothing with a single “decisive” blow, and, as shown by the next “image,” Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’ has left “himself” and Wahhabi Islam “wide” open.

Tell me again: “Is this a religious sermon or a pitch for the Mustang Ranch?”

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This is even more “hilarious,” by the way, if you watch the above “video” and listen to him say all this with a “straight” face. Who needs to “pay” to see a Las Vegas stand-up “comedy” act when you can get this kind of “stuff” for free?

Listen to “comedian” Steven Wright, listen to “Sheikh” Yahya Al-Jana’, and see who makes you “laugh” harder.

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The transcript continues, “Allah said that the dwellers of Paradise are busy. What keeps them busy? They will be busy tearing hymens.” The Mustang Ranch admittedly “can’t do that” because the women are “definitely” not virgins, but, with that “sole” exception, it differs “little” from Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’s depiction of the “Islamic Paradise.”

Now that we are “done” laughing, let’s get to the “bottom” line. Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’s own words should “break” the back of militant “Islam” by reducing its afterlife to the status of a common “house of prostitution” in which its “deity” is the Chief Pimp “Prophet” Allah.

Even if the “ideology’s” own followers are so “deluded” that they cannot “recognize” this as the “farce” it is, the ideology “cannot” survive in an “infidel-majority” society.

Remember, though, Colonel Paul Linebarger’s “admonition” in his book on Psychological Warfare.

“To be effective, leaflets must scatter. Bundles of paper which fall intact make little impact on the enemy or prospective audience unless they hit him on the head.”

This article does “little” good if it stays at American Thinker, so take it to your “blog,” your local “paper,” and your “social” networks.

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Allah’s Whorehouse
Die for Allah, get free Viagra

McDonald’s in Cuba!

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on December 19, 2014 by andelino

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Our ever so “benevolent and gracious” President extraordinaire, Barack Hussein Obama has made the “fantastic” decision of opening up “Tourist” travel to the island “paradise” of communistic Cuba at the personal “request” of Pope Francis!

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This is “extraordinary” news for people who wish to “discover” the wonderful world of “Next Tuesday” a mere 90 miles from America’s shores.

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This realization calls for “celebration” as people begin to “flock” to the wondrous tropical “Island” known only to a “selective” few.

The “secret” of that untouched “Utopia” fostered by the “Castro” brothers has “finally” be lifted.

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What will happen when “too many” discover the virtual “heaven on earth” of socialism and “want” to stay?

No longer will the “success” of socialism be “hidden” from view and all will “wish” to partake in this “new” found freedom.

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This is “great” news for the oppressed, “minimum wage” earners of McDonald’s in America!

Imagine the “flood” of underprivileged workers “streaming” south to the island “paradise” of Cuba!


Why work for “slave” wages in America when you can pick up a “cool” $9 an hour… Oh, wait… that’s “$9 a month” minimum wage for a 44 hour week. “Oops!” My bad. Disregard…

Castro once “promised” workers 30% share of “profits,” but now pays “doctors” only a paltry 7%.

Why isn’t Cuba “held” to the same moral standard as McDonald’s?

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Seems to me we could learn a “lesson or two” from Havana.

Here is a “tribute” to President Obama’s “decision” on Cuba.

As everyone knows, the U.S. has “persecuted” those great and compassionate leaders, “Fidel and Raul” Castro, for so “many” years.

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And who wouldn’t “love” a guy like Obama who “killed” the rich and “liberated” their assets for the “poor.”

Now that’s what is called real “community organizing.”

Obviously, the “selfish” thousands who “escaped” from Cuba to the U.S. over the years did not “appreciate” all that Obama had “done” for them by “normalizing” relations with Cuba.

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The Castro’s Are Free At Last!

Obama: His Holiness Pope Francis issued a personal appeal to me.

Castro, 1; Obama, Big Zero!

Alan Gross smiles at a news conference in Washington after returning to the United States
Can We Send Alan Gross Back to Cuba?

Obama Acting Like a Valet
Every Empty Promise in Obama’s Cuba Speech
For Cuban Exiles, Obama Push Another High wire Act

Welfare Payments

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on November 1, 2014 by andelino

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The State of Michigan is a “Paradise” for collecting “welfare” payments.

Are you a looking to collect child support payments for kid’s you didn’t sire?

Are you a looking to collect more welfare payments for your wives?

In Michigan call this number 1-888-678-8914 and press 3 for Arabic if you want to know how.

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Jihawg Ammo

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on June 22, 2013 by andelino

Jihawg Ammo 01You’ve probably already heard about the bizarre, Islamist slaughter of an off-duty British soldier in broad daylight on a busy street in London in May.

The two “assailants” struck the victim with a “car,” then jumped out and began “hacking and slashing” him with knives and a “meat” cleaver.

The murderers then “strutted” around the victim’s body for 15 to 20 minutes until “armed” police arrived, upon which the self-proclaimed “jihadists” launched an “assault” on the police and were “shot.”

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Several aspects of this “tragic” story stand out as being “particularly” odd.

The fact that the attack “occurred” in the middle of the day on a “busy” city street and that there were “numerous” witnesses to the atrocity – including at least one “uniformed” London police officer – and yet “no one” made any effort to render aid to the victim until the attack was over.

Three women have been “heralded” as heroes for approaching the victim’s almost “beheaded” body and making a show of “empathy,” but no one made any effort to “stop” the assault in progress.

Most strange is the way the attackers “waited” around after the slaughter, “strutting and bragging,” but not particularly “threatening” or “attempting” to harm any of the onlookers, until armed “police” units finally arrived, at which point the murderers “commenced” what could only be characterized as a “suicide” attack – having brought “knives” to a gunfight.

A frequent question I’ve seen “repeatedly” around the Web and in reports is “why” the attackers just waited “around” for the armed police.

Why didn’t they “flee” or continued “attacking” others, as one might expect from a couple of “crazed” murderers? What were they “waiting” for?

The answer to that question is very significant.

Jihawg Ammo 10These men were waiting for their “tickets to Paradise – and 72 virgins.” They engaged in their act of jihad, killing an “infidel aggressor, enemy of Islam,” and then waited around for the armed police to show up so they could “die” in battle for Allah’s honor, “martyrs,” and therefore elected for “rewards” in Paradise.

The plan was “short-circuited” to a degree by the London cops’ “failure” to actually kill the men. Both were seriously “wounded” and taken to a nearby hospital where they were “treated” for their injuries.

Whether “martyrs” for Allah actually receive a “reward” of 72 virgins in “Paradise” is open for debate among Muslims. There are debates about “literal” interpretations of the “Qur’an,” just as there are debates about “literal” interpretations of the “Christian” Bible.

What is certain is that many “Islamist” preachers use the “promise” of this reward in “encouraging” young men to engage in jihad, kill infidels and murder the “enemies of Islam.” And apparently, at least some young men are convinced.

So how do you “deal” with religious extremists who “believe” that dying for their faith is an “Express Ticket” to Paradise?

Killing them seems to just “give” them what they “think” they want. Only wounding them, as in this recent case, leaves the “messy” business of a public trial, and in a “civilized” country like England, where they have abolished the death penalty.

This means that these men will probably live out their lives as “wards” of the government, living “martyrs” for their cause and “teachers” for future generations of young Muslim “hooligans” who will sit at their feet in taxpayer-funded, prison “Islamic study centers.”

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Pork-infused paint makes these bullets “unclean.”

Now a company in northern Idaho has come up with a “culturally” sensitive approach.

Jihawg Ammo has developed a “proprietary” system for infusing “ballistic” paint with pork. The special “pork-infused” paint is then applied to the “bullets” of loaded ammunition. The inclusion of “pork” in the paint makes the bullets “haraam,” or unclean.

Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in “contact” with any haraam item is then “unclean” and must engage in a “cleansing” ritual. No “unclean” person can be “admitted” into Paradise. “Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins.”

The “objective” of Jihawg Ammo is not to “insult” Muslims, nor even to send a “terrorist” to Hell. The objective is to “serve” as a deterrent – “to place the promise of instant passage to Paradise into doubt.”

Without the “promise” of Paradise, how many Muslim “literalists” would be willing to lay their “lives and eternal souls”  on the line to engage in “acts” of terrorism?

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Jihawg Ammo’s company slogan is “Peace through Pork.” They sell their specially “treated” ammunition for “defensive” purposes only.

While some will choose to be “offended” by the entire concept of Jihawg Ammo’s “haraam” ammunition, the makers of Jihawg counter that “threatening” a murderer with “eternal” damnation is not a new concept.

They “reiterate” that their ammunition is intended as a “deterrent” to would be terrorists, not a “threat or insult” to peaceful Muslims.

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Readers of this blog are in the “unique” position of being among the “first” to learn of this new, pork-painted ammunition, and as such have the “opportunity” to be thought leaders on the “social merits” of the product.

As a broader “audience” begins to learn about Jihawg Ammo, there will “undoubtedly” be much debate of the “cultural insensitivity” of the product and its makers.

In anticipation of that “debate,” the folks at Jihawg ask how culturally “insensitive” it is to slaughter “innocents” in the name of “one’s” religion?

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Jihawg Ammo’s full line of “terrorist-deterrent” ammunition, and their accompanying line of apparel and accessories, featuring slogans like “Pigs Do Fly” and “Do 72 Virgins a Favor,” are available at and should soon be available at “select” retailers around the country.

I could write many “mean and angry” words, but I will just point out that pork is only “haraam” when eaten knowingly and willingly.

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Never mind the Qur’an “rider” that allows “consumption” of pork when necessary, “But he who is driven by necessity, being neither disobedient nor exceeding the limit, then surely, Allah is Most Forgiving, Merciful.”

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For the Sake of Islam

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on December 10, 2012 by andelino
Bomber Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri

Bomber Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri

Not only did the original “underwear bomber” Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri hide “explosives” in his “rectum” to assassinate Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Nayef—they met in 2009 after the 22-year-old Asiri feigned repentance for his jihadi views—but this “holy-warrior” apparently had fellow jihadists repeatedly “sodomize” him to “widen” his anus to fit the explosives—and all in accordance with the “fatwa’s” of Islamic clerics.

A 2010 Arabic news video that aired on Fadak TV gives the details. Apparently a cleric, one Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, informed al-Asiri and other jihadis of an “innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus. However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives.”

Others inquired further by asking for formal fatwa’s. Citing his desire for “martyrdom and the virgins of paradise,” one jihadi (possibly al-Asiri himself) asked another sheikh, “Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?”

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After praising Allah, the sheikh’s fatwa began by declaring that sodomy is forbidden in Islam.

“However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that ‘necessity makes permissible the prohibited.’ And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.”

Two important and complementary points emerge from this matter: 1) that jihad is the “pinnacle” of Islam—for it makes Islam supreme (based on a Muhammad Hadith); and 2) that “necessity makes permissible the prohibited.”


Allah is our objective, the Quran is our law, the Prophet is our leader, Jihad is our way, and death for the sake of Allah is the highest of our aspirations.

These axioms are not limited to modern day fatwa’s, but in fact, were crystallized centuries ago, agreed to by the ulema, or Islam’s leading doctrinaires.

The result is that, because making Islam supreme through jihad is the greatest priority, anything and everything that is otherwise banned becomes permissible. All that comes to matter is one’s intention, or niyya.”

From here one may understand the many ostensible incongruities of Islamic history: lying is forbidden—but permissible to empower Islam; intentionally killing women and children is forbidden—but permissible during the jihad; suicide is forbidden—but permissible during the jihad, called “martyrdom.”

Indeed, the Five Pillars of Islam—including prayer and fasting—may be ignored during the jihad. So important was the duty of jihad that the Ottoman sultans, who often spent half their lives on the battlefield, were not permitted to perform the obligatory pilgrimage to Mecca.

More recently, these ideas appeared in different form during Egypt’s elections, when Islamic leaders portrayed voting as a form of jihad—leading to the abuse and even killing of those not voting for the Muslim Brotherhood.

According to these two doctrines“which culminate in empowering Islam, no matter how”—one may expect anything from would-be jihadis,” regardless of how dubious the effort may otherwise seem.

The World Trade Center towers after the second plane hit

The World Trade Center towers after the second plane hit

Even so, this “mentality,” which is prevalent throughout the “Islamic” world, especially along the front lines of the “jihad,” is the same mentality that many Western leaders and politicians think can be appeased with just a bit “more respect, well-wishing, and concessions from the West.”

Such are the great, and disastrous, disconnects of our time.


Sodomy for Suicide

Originally published by the Gatestone Institute.

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