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NFL Dinosaur Hunt

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on November 5, 2021 by andelino

Jon Gruden is a dinosaur. The heretofore Raiders coach is very old school, unrepentant, and of the toxic masculinity persuasion, no less. 

As was swiftly evidenced, the world today has no place for such creatures. He is another speed bump on the road to a sorry gray future of banal mediocrity called erroneously “equity,” since mere equality falls so, far, far short of what we can stoop to achieve with just a little more force.

Gruden was fired when the NFL leaked private emails it discovered in another and totally separate vital investigation into potential political incorrectness — this one into the Washington Football Team. Who says creativity is gone? That name captures everything: it is football, and it is a team, all rolled into one phrase: “workplace misconduct.” Gruden wasn’t at the Football Team, he just had a friend there that he emailed, way back in the Dark Ages when they were called (gasp) the Redskins. 

Read more at “The Jon Gruden Dinosaur Hunt”

Negro National Anthem

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on August 5, 2020 by andelino

Lift every voice and sing, till earth and heaven ring,
Ring with the harmonies of liberty;
Let our rejoicing rise, high as the listening skies,
Let it resound loud as the rolling sea.
Sing a song full of faith that the dark past has taught us,
Sing a song full of hope that the present has brought us;
Facing the rising sun of our new day begun,
Let us march on till victory won.

Stony the road we trod, bitter the chastening rod,
Felt in the days when hope unborn had died;
Yet with a steady beat, have not our weary feet,
Come to the place for which our fathers sighed?
We have come over a way that with tears has been watered,
We have come, treading our path through the blood of the slaughtered;
Out from the gloomy past, till now we stand at last
Where the white gleam of our star is cast.

God of our weary years, God of our silent tears,
Thou who has brought us thus far on the way;
Thou who hast by Thy might, led us into the light,
Keep us forever in the path, we pray.
Lest our feet stray from the places, our God, where we met Thee,
Lest our hearts, drunk with the wine of the world, we forget Thee.
Shadowed beneath Thy hand, may we forever stand,
True to our God, true to our native land.

The National Football League announced they would play the “Negro National Anthem” along with the “The Star-Spangled Banner” prior to each game during the first week of the season.

Starting with the nationally televised regular season opener between the Houston Texans and Kansas City Chiefs on Sept. 10, “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” also known as the “Negro National Anthem”, will be performed before every Week 1 kickoff, before “The Star-Spangled Banner,” according to a person familiar with ongoing discussions.

The person spoke on condition of “anonymity” because plans have not yet been finalized and announced by NFL officials. Both anthems will be televised Sunday afternoon, and on “Sunday Night Football” and “Monday Night Football” contests as well. ESPN’s “Undefeated” first reported news of these plans.

The person said after brainstorming with numerous players and the NFL Players Association, NFL officials also plan to honor victims of “police brutality” through elements such as helmet decals or jerseys. It’s also expected that the Week 1 broadcasts will feature a number of educational PSA’s about victims and their families.

Commissioner “Fürer” Roger Goodell in a video admitted that the league had “erred” in how it handled peaceful NFL player “kneeling” protests of police brutality and systemic oppression. He condemned racism and pledging his allegiance to “Black Lives Matter” and to the players in the battle for “equal justice” under the law.

Also, the league revealed plans to increase its social justice footprint by pledging to donate $250 million over a 10-year period. The league hopes its efforts demonstrate “a genuine commitment to the public, players and coaches and that player voices continue to be heard,” the source wrote in a text message. “This is key to educating fans, and becoming a prominent voice in the fight to end racism.”

The NFL is also reportedly considering other “social justice” measures, such as listing the “names of victims” of alleged police brutality on team uniforms.

Many people argue that the move does exactly the OPPOSITE. A separate national anthem promotes “racism” by drawing distinction based on “race.” The message is not of “unity but division.”

Because what everyone wants after months of being locked up, watching the country ablaze thanks to the astroturfed riotous mob is more politics in their sports.

NFL doesn’t have the balls to play the video below on the wide screen while their BLM song is played. I hope the fans all stay seated when they play this “Negro National Anthem.”

Negro National Anthem for the NFL

We know the black players and all coaches will now be taking a knee, so if they disrespect our anthem, why not show them how we feel about theirs.

NFL/Pepsi Porn Show

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on February 6, 2020 by andelino

The Super Bowl LIV halftime “NFL/Pepsi Porn” show in Miami’s Hard Rock Stadium featured “ladies of the night” Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, both of whom busted out a series of “hip-thrusting, crotch groping” choreography moves throughout the 14 minute Latin “infused” pop music and dancing performance.

Spreading your legs wide open to show off your genital organ is the new norm in “NFL/Pepsi Porn” entertainment.

The “vulgar” show featured 50 year old J-Lo “swinging and sliding” from a supersized “stripper pole” while 43 year old Shakira treated the 100 million worldwide viewers with a “cunnilingus” tongue lashing in front of the camera which drew a collection of mixed reviews on social media.

While “hip-thrusting, crotch groping and vulgar moves” in scantily clad costumes seems to be the new norm with the “NFL/Pepsi Porn” entertainment, here is what came to mind watching the “freak” show:

  • Shakira implied bondage by wrapping a rope around herself.
  • Bevies of athletic young women thrusting their vaginas at the TV cameras.
  • Shakira writhed on the floor as a rapper bent over her body.
  • Shakira ululated while flicking her tongue at the camera.
  • J-Lo and her back-up dancers wore leather bondage outfits reminiscent of the leather gear fetish gay men wore in San Francisco’s Folsom District in the 1970s and 1980s.
  • J-Lo wagging her half-naked butt at the camera.
  • J-Lo and her male backup dancers kept grabbing their own crotches.
  • J-Lo did some pole-dancing in a minimalist costume that barely covered her lady parts, while presiding over what is meant to look like an orgy, with people in white bondage wear writhing and crotch-groping below her.
  • J-Lo freak-dancing, backing her butt up to a man’s crotch bulge and rub against each other as they dance, simulation a sex act from behind.

With all of this sexually explicit “twerking,” it was bizarre to have the show end with a chorus of sweet-faced girls, including J-Lo’s own daughter, doing the usual women’s “empowerment” shtick.

For old-fashioned “feminists” sexually objectifying oneself has little to do with “empowerment.”

At show’s end, many viewers were not overly“impressed.”

“I get that I’m a puritan prude fundamentalist etc and so forth blah blah, but I still think I should be able to watch the game with my kids. Including the half time show. This should be a family event. Maybe the 50 year old women can strip on their own time, not during the game. — Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) February 3, 2020

“Completely agree. And ftr, I’m a non-Puritan Latina, and very much appreciate Latin culture and dancing. But it doesn’t typically involve thrusting your vagina into the camera.” — Sara Gonzales (@SaraGonzalesTX) February 3, 2020 

“It was like Sodom and Gomorrah. I feel violated. What next, sex acts? A camera in their crotch. Where does this end? Do men have no virtue or honor?” — Just Sayin’ (@justsayinmaybe) February 3, 2020

“All it did was objectify women. I could have done with a lot less crotch shots and stripper poles with all the children watching this show.” — Janice HB (@cciPRjan) February 3, 2020

“Some, of course, had to make it all about racism: Did you protest when: Madonna, Spears, Cher, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Michael Jackson, Prince, etc. crotch groping did it? Its only wrong when two hugely successful Latin American women put on a tremendous show of Latin Zest & energy in display of THEIR American Dream? Check your envy. Its ugly.” — Redeemed Diana (@DianaGLCPA) February 3, 2020

In case you missed the “NFL/Pepsi Porn” show here’s the video, so if you have kids nearby, you’ve been warned:

Myself, I prefer watching Jabba Desilijic Tiure as “Jabba the Hutt” the gangster and crime lord and member of the Grand Hutt Council, who operated and led a criminal empire from his palace on the Outer Rim world of Tatooine.

Jabba was a major figure on Tatooine, where he controlled the bulk of the trafficking in illegal goods, piracy and slavery that generated most of the planet’s wealth. He was also highly influential in the entire Outer Rim as one of its most powerful crime lords.

Pirate’s Booty Brothel

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on April 13, 2017 by andelino

NFL owners voted 31-1 to let the Oakland Raiders move to Las Vegas.

When Politicians, NFL Honchos and Raider Brass “touted” this new business opportunities “tied” to the projected 2020 opening of the “Las Vegas Raiders” stadium, they probably didn’t have this in mind.

Dennis Hof promptly “announced” plans to build his seventh “brothel” in Nevada, a Raiders-themed establishment called “Pirate’s Booty.”

The brothel would be “located” 90 miles outside of Las Vegas in “Crystal,” just North of Pahrump in Nye County.

Hof’s “Love Ranch South”  is also located in the small town. The new “bordello” offers the “Home Team Advantage Sex Package.”

“Raider players, staff, coordinators, equipment dudes and die hard fans” would receive 50 percent off all “horizontal” activities forever at his Las Vegas-area brothels and would get additional “VIP” service at the “Pirate’s Booty.”

“The VIP section will be exclusively available to Raiders players and other high-profile athletes and staffed with over 20 cheerleader-garbed working girls,” he said.

If you think it’s all about “debauchery” Hof says it isn’t, but having a place the “players” can go and get their “swerve” on discretely might “avoid” past “Warren Sapp/Greg Anthony/ Darrell Russell” situations.

“Our player relations group will help keep their trysts legal and secret” with the “Hall of Dames” at the Pirates Booty Sports Brothel.

Finally we get the “mash-up” of all of America’s “favorite” things in one place, “football, free drinks, carbs-heavy all-you-can-eat buffets and banging hookers.”

More than“anything,” especially at “discounted” rates.

The heroes who “sacrifice” their bodies to keep us “entertained” from September to early February every year “deserve” this.

It’s gut-wrenching to see how these guys “risk” their health just so we can sit on our “fat” asses all Fall and Winter, “stuffing our faces, guzzling sweet booze and checking Red Zone.”

The very “least” we can do is “give” back. And that’s exactly what this “creep show” entrepreneur Dennis Hof is doing.

If anything, I feel “guilty” that it took this long as a society to finally be“enlightened to give these brave men the “half-priced” hookers they deserve.

It’s a “sin” that our early football “heroes” throughout the ages, from “Red Grange to Night Train Lane,” from “Steve Young to Ed Reed,” all had to pay “full price” or not have any “whores” at all as their “play mates.”

Just because the “cowards” running the NFL “lacked” the vision to put a “team” in the most “lawless” state is a “shame.”

Now those “days” are over. And I’m happy for the 2020 Las Vegas Raiders who’ll be getting the “two for the price of one” 3-way sex that was “denied” to pro football players for “far too long.”

And what better way to “settle” into this than with the “Hall of Dames” from the Bunny Ranch. If the autumn wind is a “pirate, the Las Vegas desert wind is a hooker’s warm “touch” to the nether regions.

Imagine living in a “loony toon” place like Vegas, rooting for the “bad boys” of the NFL, and then “driving” to Crystal where a hooker “rocks” your world while wearing “shoulder pads with spikes” could toughen up “any” Vegas residents real quick.

At least these “Hall of Dames” at the “Pirate’s Booty Brothel” are not in “cahoots” with the ladies at the “Moonlite Bunny Ranch” who “craved” Hillary Clinton’s pussy.

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Roger Goodell details why NFL warmed to Las Vegas and its (previously) dreaded sports betting

NFL Discipline Power

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on April 5, 2016 by andelino

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“NFL Players Association” (NFLPA) Executive Director DeMaurice Smith said, after more than a year of “fighting and litigation” over how the NFL “investigates” and metes out “punishment” to its players, league officials and the union are “moving” closer to a deal that would involve Führer Roger Goodell giving up power over “off-the-field player discipline.”

No “deal” has been reached, significant “obstacles” remain, and any “potential” deal will not happen soon, people “involved” with the matter said.

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However, Smith said he remains “optimistic” about an agreement.

“We’ve been talking about changes to the personal conduct policy since October and have traded proposals,” said Smith, as he “traveled” to the Players Association’s annual meetings in Hawaii. “We looked at the league’s proposal for neutral arbitration. There is a common ground for us to get something done.”

In a statement, NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy said, “This is an important area that deserves to be addressed thoughtfully and with full consideration for everyone’s interests—players, clubs and fans. We are addressing the subject in a serious way and will continue to discuss this directly with the union and not in the media.”

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One concept that has been discussed is having three “neutral” arbitrators serving as “hearing” officers, according to people familiar with the matter. The arbitrators would be “lawyers or former judges” and would have some “background” in football. It isn’t yet clear how the “arbitrators” would be selected. On some “multi-arbitrator” panels, each side chooses “one” arbitrator and then those “two” arbitrators together “select” a third.

Under the “current” system, which was part of the most recent “collective bargaining” agreement, Goodell serves as “both” judge and jury.

However, three “times” in the past year and a half, Goodell’s “decisions” in the high profile cases of “Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, and Tom Brady have been overturned in “court” or by a retired “judge” who served as an “arbitrator.” In the Brady and Peterson cases, the NFL “appealed” to the U.S. Court of Appeals in the Second and Eighth circuits, respectively.

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Smith said if the NFL asks for an “extension” to the current collective bargaining agreement in “exchange” for changes in the discipline procedure, players would not “likely” agree. The current agreement “runs” through the 2020 season. Given the “financial” health of the league and the rising “values” of franchises, players will presumably ask for a greater “share of revenues” during the next round of bargaining.

Also, Smith said, any agreement would have to “settle” the ongoing appeals. “It’s a player decision with what they want to do, but I can’t imagine there is any appetite to agree with any proposal that doesn’t wrap up all the litigation,” Smith said. “We can either continue to litigate or reach a collectively bargained conclusion.”

The “Players Union” and the “Owners” finally have had “enough” of Führer Goodell making an absolute “mockery” of the NFL.

People are “sick” of Goodell handing out punishment with “no rhyme or reason.” One high profile “blunder” after another. One “lie” after another.

The “Saints, Richie Incognito, Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, Greg Hardy and of course Tom Brady.”

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But to be honest I’ll “believe” it when I see it. Roger Goodell doesn’t strike me as the type of guy to “acquiesce or willingly” give his power to other people. He is a “dictator.”

He is “Hitler with a mustache.” He needs complete “control” of every aspect of the NFL to feed his giant “insatiable” ego. But if it does “happen” every football player and fan will “claim” victory.

If this “tweet” below was ever correct it would be the “greatest” day of my life.

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Fürer Roger Goodell

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on July 30, 2015 by andelino

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From Tom Brady’s Facebook Page

I am very disappointed by the NFL’s decision to uphold the 4 game suspension against me. I did nothing wrong, and no one in the Patriots organization did either.

Despite submitting to hours of testimony over the past 6 months, it is disappointing that the Commissioner upheld my suspension based upon a standard that it was “probable” that I was “generally aware” of misconduct. The fact is that neither I, nor any equipment person, did anything of which we have been accused. He dismissed my hours of testimony and it is disappointing that he found it unreliable.

I also disagree with yesterdays narrative surrounding my cellphone. I replaced my broken Samsung phone with a new iPhone 6 AFTER my attorneys made it clear to the NFL that my actual phone device would not be subjected to investigation under ANY circumstances. As a member of a union, I was under no obligation to set a new precedent going forward, nor was I made aware at any time during Mr. Wells investigation, that failing to subject my cell phone to investigation would result in ANY discipline.

Most importantly, I have never written, texted, emailed to anybody at anytime, anything related to football air pressure before this issue was raised at the AFC Championship game in January. To suggest that I destroyed a phone to avoid giving the NFL information it requested is completely wrong.

To try and reconcile the record and fully cooperate with the investigation after I was disciplined in May, we turned over detailed pages of cell phone records and all of the emails that Mr. Wells requested. We even contacted the phone company to see if there was any possible way we could retrieve any/all of the actual text messages from my old phone. In short, we exhausted every possibility to give the NFL everything we could and offered to go thru the identity for every text and phone call during the relevant time.

Regardless, the NFL knows that Mr. Wells already had ALL relevant communications with Patriots personnel that either Mr. Wells saw or that I was questioned about in my appeal hearing. There is no “smoking gun” and this controversy is manufactured to distract from the fact they have zero evidence of wrongdoing.

I authorized the NFLPA to make a settlement offer to the NFL so that we could avoid going to court and put this inconsequential issue behind us as we move forward into this season. The discipline was upheld without any counter offer. I respect the Commissioners authority, but he also has to respect the CBA and my rights as a private citizen. I will not allow my unfair discipline to become a precedent for other NFL players without a fight.

Lastly, I am overwhelmed and humbled by the support of family, friends and our fans who have supported me since the false accusations were made after the AFC Championship game. I look forward to the opportunity to resume playing with my teammates and winning more games for the New England Patriots.

– Tom Brady

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Forget the fact that Brady “offered” to give Goodell all the deleted phone records and communications. It’s irrelevant because Goodell “already” had them.

There is no smoking “gun” because there never was a “smoking” gun. If Brady “texted” with the equipment guys about “deflating” footballs then Goodell would have seen it because Goodell “had their phones.”

By the NFL’s logic they “suspended” Brady for not giving them the information they already had “access” to and showed nothing.

Bottom line, this is just a “smear” campaign by the NFL from Day 1. They were never able to find one “shred” of evidence that “proved” Tom Brady was guilty. Their stance was essentially “admit you did it or else we’ll punish you like you did it anyway.”


Fürer Roger Goodell is “liar and a crook” and the fact that people suddenly think he’s telling the “truth” or being “honest” here after the way he’s handled “Ray Rice, Bounty Gate and Adrian Peterson” is surreal.

Goodell has a long and storied history of “deceit and corruption” and somehow people are giving him the “benefit of the doubt” even though he doesn’t have a “leg to stand on.”

This is simply about the rest of the country “hating” the Patriots so much that they are willing to turn a “blind” eye to the truth. That’s it. They can’t “beat” them on the field so they’ve “resorted” to this shenanigan.

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Sad day for America indeed. I can’t “wait” for Donald Trump to “weigh” in here. You know he’s gonna go “all in on Goodell.”

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Elevator Fight

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 29, 2014 by andelino

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Following an “intense” network bidding war ESPN has “acquired” the television rights to the “highly” anticipated “Elevator Fight” between suspended NFL running back “Ray Rice” and Jay Z’s infamous sister-in-law, “Solange Knowles.”

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This is the muscle I use to beat my women unconscious.

According to Rice, who was “released” by the Baltimore Ravens and suspended “indefinitely” by the NFL after TMZ released a video of him “knocking” his fiancée unconscious, he’s looking forward to “fighting” a woman in an elevator who will “actually” give him a challenge.

“I’m taking this fight seriously,” Rice told Hollywood & Swine.

“I’ve even hired Chris Brown to train me. I’d rather be getting paid to hit the hole my offensive line opens up for me on Sundays, but getting paid to hit Beyoncé’s less talented little sister isn’t too bad.”

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ESPN will air the “Elevator Fight” which the network has titled “Going Down: Rice vs. Knowles” early in January to be “held” in an elevator in New York City’s Empire State Building to “guarantee” that it can be seen by “as many people as possible.”

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Serving as the fight’s “blow-by-blow” commentator and color analysts will be ESPN “First Take” stars Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith, who was “suspended” in July for his comments on the Ray Rice “controversy” in which he “implied” that women “deserve” some of the blame in “domestic” violence.

“I’ve studied the tape of Solange beating the hell out of Jay-Z, so it’s clear she can handle a man,” Smith said.

“But if Solange provokes Ray enough to get him properly fired up, I think he’ll be victorious.”

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Super Bowl 50

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on June 12, 2014 by andelino

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“Roman” numerals will be taking a “one-year” break from the Super Bowl.

Due to concerns over using a sole “L” for the 50th Super Bowl logo, the 2016 NFL championship will be known as “Super Bowl 50. “The league has used a “Roman” numeral to denote every title game since “Super Bowl V.”

The news was first “reported” by ESPN’s Darren Rovell. The change will only be “temporary,” however. Starting in 2017, Roman numerals are back for “Super Bowl LI.”

Foregoing the use of Super Bowl L drew some early “criticism” that the league was “dumbing” things down for America, as if “clinging” to an “archaic counting system” that was obviously “created” without any foresight means we’re a “nation of dunces.”

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That’s nonsense. Roman numerals are like cursive: “meaningless in the real world and not as pretty to look at as people think.”

Because the playoffs occur in a “different” calendar year than the regular season, the league “claims” they can’t have the Super Bowl identified by “year,” like the NBA Finals or World Series. It’d be “too” confusing.

For example, the Seahawks “won” the Super Bowl in 2014 but are the “champions” of the 2013 season. It’s easier to say the team won “Super Bowl XLVIII.”

Actually, it’s easier to say “Super Bowl 48,” but that would be “too confusing” for the NFL “honchos.”

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Counting Super Bowls “chronologically” by year would be the best way to “deal” with that problem.

But who says it has to be “Roman” numerals? They’re antiquated, awkward and unwieldy. Foregoing the “L” was an easy call. Why go back though? Make a “clean” break there. Things might look good for the “next” eight years, but then we hit “Super Bowl LIX,” which is ridiculous.

Decades later, they’ll get to “Super Bowl LXXXVIII” which won’t fit on a T-shirt and “Super Bowl XCIV,” which sounds like a military “spying” operation.

Super Bowl “L” was the perfect time to “ditch” the numerals, but the NFL “blinked” and now we seem to be “stuck” with them forever.

The most “asinine” tradition in all of sports is counting the Super Bowl with “Roman” numerals. Completely pointless. All it does is make it impossible for “most people” to figure out what Super Bowl you’re talking about.

I can’t believe they were worried about using a single “L” for the design. That was the main concern, not the fact that we’re using a number system “comprised of letters” that hasn’t been legitimately used for 2000 years.

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Egyptian Hieroglyphs.

I mean why don’t we just use Egyptian “hieroglyphs?” Or perhaps some “Cuneiform” script? I’ll break out my “Rosetta Stone” to figure out which Super Bowl we’re talking about.

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Cuneiform Script.

The NFL should get “rid” of the Roman numerals and just use the actual “chronologically year” like the rest of anything we keep track of in “today’s” world.

Sam the Ram

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on May 13, 2014 by andelino

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Gay Michael Sam drafted by the St Louis Rams.

College football player Michael Sam and the St. Louis Rams made “history” when the team made him the first “openly-gay-interracial-player-ever-drafted” by a National Football League team.

The defensive end was selected in the seventh last round, 249th overall.

Sam was shown on national television “crying” as he received the phone call notifying him he would “indeed” be an NFL player.

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Michael Sam and boy toy Vito Cammisano kiss after Sam smashed cake into his face.

He then “kissed” boy toy Vito Cammisano after “smashing” cake in his face before they “hugged and cried” tears of joy.

Barack Obama also offered words of “congratulation” to both Sam and the Rams for the draft pick.

“From the playing field to the corporate boardroom, LGBTFQAPBCU© Americans prove everyday that you should be judged by ‘what you do’ and not ‘who you are,’” said the pro-gay President.

Sam was named “both” an All-American and the SEC Defensive player of the year after a “mediocre” senior campaign last season for the University of Missouri and saw his “draft stock” plummet after a poor showing at the “scouting combine” earlier in the year.

Concerns over the college pimp’s “smaller-than-average” size were compounded by his “slow running, lack of upper body strength and poor vertical jump.”

When compared “against” other defensive lineman at the combine, his 4.91 second “40-yard dash” placed him 18th. He placed second to last after “bench pressing” 225 pounds for only 17 reps, placed 39th by “leaping” only 25.5 inches in the air and had a “vertical jump” that placed him in 14th out of a total of 48 eligible players.

Sam expressed “regret” at not performing “better” for the scouts, and admitted to Yahoo Sports that his showing would likely “affect” his draft ability.

Weakness in “one area” could be compensated by strength in another, but Sam displayed all-around “below average” results in almost every “category” for defensive lineman.

“He’s short and not a really good athlete,” a team executive told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. “He doesn’t play good against the run… he’s kind of a one-task pass rusher.”

“It doesn’t fit with being SEC defensive player of the year.”

At six-feet and two-inches tall while weighing only 261 pounds, Sam also would be the “smallest” defensive end in the entire league if he were to “attempt” playing the position in the pros.

His “lack of speed and vertical leap” also makes it near “impossible” for him to play linebacker – traditionally one of the more “athletic and punishing” positions often played by former college defensive lineman.

“He’s not a linebacker, and he’s really not a defensive end,” an NFC personnel director but “I’d certainly take him to preseason training camp. You’ve got to admire how hard he plays.”

“It’s a tough fit when you’re short and slow and a try-hard overachiever. That’s the issue,” another executive said about not wanting to give Sam a chance.

Sam was never going to be a “high draft pick” after his dreadful combine results, and being picked in the “last round” doesn’t necessarily mean he will not find success.

Sam may not live up to those standards, but taking the long “road to stardom” isn’t unprecedented. Sam also doesn’t seem to care how he gets to the league “as long as he gets there.”

“Where I go, it doesn’t matter,” he told Good Morning America’s Robin Roberts in a interview. “As long as I get to play and I put a jersey on my back, it’s just awesome. I’m going to be proud of wherever I go.”

“Sam the Ram” is now the NFL’s first openly “gay” interracial player (double whammy)” and “proud” member of the St Louis Rams.

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Ragdoll-ing Couple. Disgusting.

I can’t even “imagine” how bad Michael Sam’s boyfriend gets “rag-dolled-in-the-sack” like that cake move.

That’s probably what Sam does to his “interracial” boy toy on a regular basis, except instead of “shoving” cake down his throat, it’s his “jizz.”

Ragdoll-ing Couple. Disgusting.

Gay Fudge Packer

Drafting this “fudge packer” was purely political. Think about it, local team hires “local” fag. Local politicians shout how “fabulous” it is and lock up the 2% “LGBTFQAPBCU©” vote.

Fisher and the Rams brass “sold” out. It had to be “predetermined” they’d take him if still available with a “meaningless” late pick and then “cut” him. Mission accomplished.

Leave it to a interracial gay “backdoor rammer” to take everything “to the extreme.”

Thanks Michael Sam for “allowing” my kids to see your “gross behavior” and question me as to “why you were doing that.”

I had to “kindly and gently” tell them about your confused “gender” identity.

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M.I.A. Finger

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on April 2, 2014 by andelino

Bridgestone Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Show

The NFL has been “secretly” pursuing M.I.A. in “arbitration” in the aftermath of “Super Bowl XLVI” on February 5, 2012.

During that event, watched by nearly 167 million TV households, the Sri Lankan singer rapper extended her “middle” finger during a performance of “Give Me All Your Luvin” and mouthed a profane “fuck you all” into the camera during her rap solo.

M.I.A., whose real name is Maya Arulpragasam, wasn’t “paid” for her free performance alongside Madonna and Nicki Minaj as is “customary” of the league.

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She did enter into an agreement acknowledging “the great value of the goodwill associated with the NFL and the tremendous public respect and reputation for wholesomeness enjoyed by the NFL.”

Nevertheless, the NFL spent the first two years of arbitration demanding “$1.5 million for allegedly breaching her performance contract and tarnishing its goodwill and reputation.”

Now the NFL has added an “additional” claim, seeking $15.1 million more in “restitution” as the alleged “value of public exposure” she received by appearing for an approximately “two minute segment” during Madonna’s performance.

The figure is based on what advertisers would have paid for “ads” during this time. “The claim for restitution lacks any basis in law, fact, or logic,” say M.I.A.’s response papers read.

The “steep increase” comes after M.I.A. took the legal battle public last September and released a YouTube video in which she accused the NFL of turning her into a “scapegoat” and that the behavior of the “teenage cheerleaders” at the game was much worse.

M.I.A.’s legal team has responded to the demands by calling it an attempt to “bully” the artist, and accuse the sports organization of “making an example of her for daring to challenge the NFL”.

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Shortly after the performance, a source inside M.I.A.’s camp claimed the rapper was struck with “a case of adrenaline and nerves.”

“She wasn’t thinking,” said the source, who requested anonymity but was with the artist at Lucas Oil Stadium. “It wasn’t any kind of statement. She was caught in the moment and she’s incredibly sorry.”

How absurd is this? $16 million for a “middle finger” malfunction? Does this mean Janet Jackson’s “nipple gate” is worth like $50million?

Seriously, watch that video clip and then try to “comprehend” that action costing “sixteen” million dollars.

I guess the NFL wants to send the message that while “brutal violence, crippling head injuries, on-field Niggerization and females in sexually provocative position” are perfectly okay, but flashing a finger for half a second is not “tolerated” and will cost you $16 million.

Lesson to be learned: “Be careful who you flip off.”

Middle Finger Malfunction
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