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NASA Contender Hillary

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on November 26, 2019 by andelino

Hillary Clinton spewed another of her “forest-dwelling” delusions claiming misogynist men stole my “NASA Glory” preventing her becoming the most heroic female astronaut in American history.

The former two-time presidential candidate loser apparently still believes that she’s somehow relevant in 2019, expressing hope that a “new generation of little girls” will be able to reach for the stars.

“When I was a little girl, I wrote to NASA and told them I dreamed of being an astronaut. They wrote back and said they weren’t taking girls. A new generation of little girls watched today’s historic spacewalk. May their dreams of reaching the stars have no bounds.” — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 18, 2019

 Of course, instead of writing something about the historic “first-ever all-women spacewalk” narcissistic Hillary needed to make this historic occasion all about Hillary.

There was just one problem with Hillary’s stupidity… NASA didn’t come into existence until over a decade after Hillary had been hatched.

Once again, Hillary Clinton’s recollection on how NASA men had crushed her childhood “woke” dreams of becoming an astronaut is, of course, just another of Hillary’s ‘I could’a been a contender’ revisionist history moments.

Hillary Clinton used the first all-woman spacewalk, that illustrated just how far gender equality has come in the last 60 years, by making it all about Hillary.

Unfortunately , Hillary’s “feelings” doesn’t quite match up with the historical record.

Hillary was born in 1947, more than 10 years before NASA was founded in 1958. Furthermore, it wasn’t until 1962 that the US put an astronaut in space , making her mentally challenged story hard to believe.

Not to mention the fact that her 1947 “egg cracking” happened over a decade before NASA existed.

In 1958, forget women, NASA was debating whether it would be sending a “man or a monkey” skyward… The monkey won.

Ham in his capsule, with his handler Edward Dittmer

Not only did a monkey named Ham beat out Yuri Gagarin, and Alan Shepard, when the MR-2 took off on 31 January 1961, dogs, squirrels, birds and a whole host of other animals beat them to space as well.

Hillary Clinton’s NASA “lie” matches her previous bullshit when she claimed that she was named after “Sir Edmund Hillary”, the first man to reach the summit of Mount Everest.

In April 1995, she was on a goodwill tour of Asia and stopped in Nepal, the home country of Mount Everest, which was first climbed in 1953 by Sir Edmund Hillary of New Zealand and Sherpa guide Tenzing Norgay of Nepal.

Shortly after meeting Sir Edmund, Hillary Clinton said that her mother, Dorothy Rodham, had long told her she was named for the “famous” mountaineer.

“It had two l’s, which is how she thought she was supposed to spell Hillary,” Clinton said at the time, after meeting Sir Edmund.

“So when I was born, she called me Hillary, and she always told me it’s because of Sir Edmund Hillary.”

Even though Bill Clinton “repeated” the story in his 2004 autobiography, “My Life,” Hillary Clinton did “not mention” it in her own autobiography, “Living History,” which was published in 2003.

But one big hole has been poked in the story over the years, both in cyberspace and elsewhere: “Sir Edmund became famous only after climbing Everest in 1953. Hillary, as it happens, was born in 1947.”  

Later, during Hillary’s presidential campaign she said she was “not named” for Sir Edmund after all.

“It was a sweet family story her mother shared to inspire greatness in her daughter, to great results I might add,” said Jennifer Hanley, a spokeswoman for the campaign.

You can’t get anymore narcissistic than that!

I guess it is “difficult” to keep your stories “straight” when you are a “born” liar.

Sir Hillary

NASA Mercury Mission

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on November 10, 2015 by andelino

NASA Mercury Mission 03

Charles F. Bolden, Jr., Administrator of the “National Aeronautics and Space Administration,” announced today that NASA intends to land another “manned” spacecraft on the surface of the planet “Mercury.”

Speaking from the “Kennedy Space Center,” Bolden explained that this mission would be a “bold” attempt to accurately measure the “geology and climate” of the solar system’s “innermost” planet.

“I wish I could take credit for spearheading this initiative,” said Bolden, “but the mission specs came directly from the White House.”

The Mercury spacecraft’s “principal” designer was Maxime Faget, who started research for manned “spaceflight” during the time of the NACA.

NASA Mercury Mission 02

It was 10.8 feet (3.3 m) long and 6.0 feet (1.8 m) wide; with the launch “escape” system added overall length was 25.9 feet (7.9 m).

With 100 cubic feet (2.8 m3) of “habitable” volume, the capsule was just large enough for the “single” crew member, Jay Zwally. Inside were 120 controls: 55 electrical switches, 30 fuses and 35 mechanical levers.

The “ballistic” capsule weighed fully loaded 3,000 pounds (1,400 kg). Its outer “skin” was made of René 41, a nickel alloy able to “withstand” high temperatures.

The spacecraft was “cone” shaped, with a neck at the “narrow” end. It had a “convex” base, which carried a “heat” shield consisting of an aluminum “honeycomb” covered with multiple layers of “fiberglass.”

Strapped to it was a “retro pack” consisting of three rockets deployed to “brake” the spacecraft during reentry.

Between these were three “minor” rockets for separating the “spacecraft” from the launch vehicle at “orbital” insertion. The straps that “held” the package could be “severed” when it was no longer needed.

Next to the “heat” shield was the pressurized “crew” compartment. Inside Jay Zwally would be “strapped” to a form-fitting seat, with “instruments” in front and his “back” to the heat shield.

Underneath the seat was the “environmental” control system supplying “oxygen and heat,” scrubbing the air of “CO2, vapor and odors,” and collecting “urine.”

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The “recovery” compartment at the narrow end of the spacecraft contained three “parachutes,” a drogue to “stabilize” free fall and two main “chutes,” a primary and reserve.

On top of the recovery “compartment” were antennas for communication and scanners for “guiding” the spacecraft orientation. It would “deploy” the capsule’s parachute for a “landing” nearby at sea.

Comparing Barack Obama’s “sudden” presidential interest in space “exploration” to President Kennedy’s moon-landing speech, Bolden noted that high-level executive officials “have already provided an Atlas V rocket, fuel, and a capsule capable of sustaining Jay Zwally’s journey to Mercury.”

NASA Mercury Mission 07

“I am pleased to announce that one of our own, Jay Zwally, glaciologist with NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, was hand-picked by President Obama as the sole astronaut entrusted with this daring mission.”

Zwally made “headlines” earlier by releasing the results of a NASA survey which discovered that Antarctic “ice cover” has been “increasing” for more than two decades, directly “contradicting” the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change’s (IPCC) 2013 report which says that “Antarctica” is overall losing ice.

NASA Mercury Mission 01

Bolden concluded by saying “The scientific consensus is that Mercury’s temperature ranges from -280F at night to 800F during the day, and that it is therefore an uninhabitable wasteland.”

But we’ll see what “changes” once Jay Zwally takes a “few” measurements.

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