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Butt Buddy

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , on February 14, 2015 by andelino

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Speaking in Iowa, Vice President “Mensa” Joe Biden called out to his “old butt buddy” Neil Smith, wondering whether his friend was in “attendance” for his speech:

“Neal Smith,” Biden said, “an old butt buddy. Are you here, Neal? Neal, I miss you man. I miss you.”

America’s National Treasure, Vice Premier Joe “Brokeback” Biden has announced that he has a “close” and most “intimate” relationship with someone other than the woman he trusts with his “double barreled” shotgun.

For Valentine’s Day “Brokeback” Joe send an FTD “rainbow “flower bouquet and some Russell Stover heart packed “fudge” to his “butt buddy” Neal.

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In this “Age of Redefinitions,” it is good to know that Joe “Brokeback” Biden finally comes “out of the closet” to join his nemesis Barry “Bathhouse” Obama in “butt buddy” activities.

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Wondering what Reggie Love “thinks” about this new “butt buddy” revelation?

White House Clowns

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on June 18, 2014 by andelino

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Hat Tip: “One of the Great Achievements of This Administration”

Back in February 2010, Vice President “Mensa” Joseph Robinette Biden made a very cogent “prediction” about our loss in Iraq.

Here are a couple of old “white” men talking about “brown” people:

“I am very optimistic about Iraq. I think it’s gonna be one of the great achievements of this administration. You’re gonna see 90,000 American troops come marchin’ home by the end of the summer. You’re gonna see a stable government in Iraq that is actually movin’ toward a representative government. I’ve been there 17 times now. I go about every two months, three months. I know every one of the major players in all the segments of that society. It’s impressed me. I’ve been impressed, how they have been deciding to use the political process, rather than guns, to settle their differences.”

Then “Mensa” Joe rode off on a unicorn down the “rainbow” road to Baghdad with his “relief workers” backpack strapped on his shoulders containing a “first aid kit, water filter, emergency rations, broken-in fleshlight, sleeping bag, ground sheet, knife and distress beacon.”

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Meanwhile, not to be outdone by his Vice president, “Mensa” Joe Biden, the president said that the world has never been less “violent” or more “tolerant” than it is right now.

“You guys are fed a lot of cynicism every single day about how nothing works and big institutions stink and government is broken. And so you channel a lot of your passion and energy into various private endeavors. But this country has always been built both through an individual initiative, but also a sense of some common purpose. And if there’s one message I want to deliver to young people like a Tumblr audience is, don’t get cynical. Guard against cynicism. I mean, the truth of the matter is that for all the challenges we face, all the problems that we have, if you had to be — if you had to choose any moment to be born in human history, not knowing what your position was going to be, who you were going to be, you’d choose this time. The world is less violent than it has ever been. It is healthier than it has ever been. It is more tolerant than it has ever been. It is better fed then it’s ever been. It is more educated than it’s ever been.”

What an “idiotic” statement. Does anyone on this planet believe “the people of Iraq, Christians throughout the Middle East, soccer fans in Brazil, people who live on the Russian/Ukrainian border, school girls in Nigeria, Pakistan, or Afghanistan, and that Marine currently in a Mexican jail for taking a wrong turn” might have a tiny quibble with that stupid statement?

As we all know, they are “absolutely” right. Everything they say is “true.” And it’s all “thanks” to the Obama administration.

Good thing we don’t re-elect these two “senile dudes.”

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Mensa Joe Biden

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on July 2, 2012 by andelino

Incredibly, Biden said something possibly more stupid than anything he has ever said. Sure, it’s a long list, but check this out:

“[Romney believes] somehow, that those so-called job creators will make everything okay for the rest of us. We believe that the way to build this country is the way we always have, from the middle out … [to] invest in the things that have always made our economy grow: innovation, research, development, infrastructure, and education.”

Job creators don’t build this country? Yup, that’s what he said. But, Mensa Joe, what does build the United States?

Try this; at the National Education Association conference, Biden continued by saying that government spending works if there’s a “a tax system where everybody, everybody, pays their fair share.”  Then he attacked the wealthy, saying “nothing has been asked of them in this horrendous recession.”

So, let me get this straight. More government spending is what helps build this country. But where is the money going to come from, Mensa Joe, if not from job creators who succeed and then get ripped off by the government in higher taxes? How ya gonna bleed people dry if job creators are savaged? And if there are higher taxes, what incentive does anyone have to work hard so you can steal from them later?

What? This was just a class warfare attack that doesn’t have an ounce of logic in it?  But Mensa Joe, I thought this Administration was about uniting Americans. Or not. Explain that to me, Mensa Joe.

Maybe we can talk about it over your generous offer to buy interested Americans “a cup of coffee with Joe!” What else could a bankrupt American ask for? Here’s the email, titled “I want to buy you a cup of coffee”:

Want to have a cup of coffee sometime soon? I’m sure we’ll have a lot to talk about, but mainly I just want to say thanks for helping out.

Well, I’ll take the thanks, but can we skip the coffee? Not sure there would be a less interesting experience on the planet than hanging with Joe Biden on Amtrak, drinking campaign coffee. But here’s Joe’s real agenda:

Make a donation of $3 or whatever you can to grow this grassroots campaign, and be automatically entered for the chance to come hang out — flight, hotel, and coffee on us. You can even bring a guest. Barack and I know that we ask you for a lot. We wouldn’t do it if we didn’t believe that folks like you are going to decide this election.

Pretty sure this is a lie. The Obama campaign would ask anybody for money at any time, in any place. But let Mensa Joe continue:

The spending on the other side this year is literally unprecedented. If nothing changes, Barack is on pace to be the first president in modern history to get outspent in his re-election campaign. What you do will determine how this goes.

Make a grassroots donation today, and you’ll be automatically entered to win:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Coffee

Last week was a big one for this campaign. The truth is we need every week to be that big. We need to dig deeper and deeper every day if we want to win.

Hope to see you soon,

Joe

Until today I wasn’t aware of that Joe Biden was a member of “MENSA” the worldwide organization for “people from every walk of life whose IQ is in the top 2 % of the population”. Whichever MENSA nerd designed their logo must’ve been a big Batman fan.

Mensa Joe Biden recently presented himself as a Nascar type. In Stuart, VA during a campaign stop, Mensa Joe learned that one of the patrons of the Coffee Break Cafe, Glen Wood, was the owner of the car that won the Daytona 500 in 2011. Entering the cafe, Biden told a photographer to “Get out of the way, man” so he could approach Wood.

Biden then held court, bloviating, “I heard somebody in here won the Daytona!” Having secured the crowd’s attention, Mensa Joe continued, “This guy did what I dreamed of, man. I’d trade being vice-president in a heartbeat for having won Daytona.”

Nascar fans around the world must be puking. Nascar types hate “horsepuckey” more than they hate “metrosexuals” driving Priuses, and the idea of Biden voluntarily relinquishing his post as vice-president for anything less than a million dollar hairpiece is ludicrous.

Nascar fans generally want the government to leave them the hell alone, too, which makes for some distance between them and anything that Mensa Joe says. But considering that the Democrats are desperately trying to reach constituencies that they have traditionally disparaged, “Nascar Joe” should go ahead and fulfill his dreams.

He could get Government Motors as a sponsor and race  with a Chevy Volt!

If that doesn’t work he always can fall back wrestling Mongolians.

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