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Cannabis

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on June 26, 2020 by andelino

Cannabis is considered the most popular “recreational” drug in the world. According to a 2017 Gallup poll, 45 percent of American adults say they have been curious enough to use it at least once. Now, cannabis (also called marijuana, pot, weed and other names) is becoming mainstream with varying levels of increased legalization in various states.

Many cannabis users like its mellowing effect. Harvard Medical School says that it soothes some of the symptoms caused by Parkinson’s disease, fibromyalgia and chronic pain.

Still, the pungent aroma of cannabis carries an ill wind that brings no good, leaving some shockingly negative impacts on body and mind.

Marijuana edibles are cannabis-infused food products that offer delayed, extended psychoactive effects due to their THC (tetrahydrocannabinol) content.

A wide range of products, such as chocolates, brownies, gummy bears, lip balm and even groceries, have made THC-infused edible cannabis one of the hottest escapist commodities in the United States where it has been legalized, says the ArcView Group.

Although the general narrative is that these products are safe, eating cannabis can alter brain function even more potently and dangerously than when it is smoked, states the “National Institute on Drug Abuse.”

People who regularly smoke cannabis speak of a gentle slide into a dreamy, carefree “high,” a euphoric state of relaxation that can last a few hours. But those who ingest too much of THC-infused edibles spend hours with dysphoric, anxiety-type reactions.

Overdoses are significantly more common with edible cannabis, because the drug has to be digested before being absorbed. Therefore, the psychoactive effect is delayed between 30 minutes to two hours. Some become impatient for the “high” and consume multiple servings in a short amount of time. When the psychoactive effects of THC finally hit them, especially first-time users, they can experience intense anxiety, paranoia and even psychosis.

Journalist Maureen Dowd wrote in a New York Times op-ed about such an experience with a cannabis-infused candy bar. It ended with her laying curled up in a hallucinatory state for eight hours, convinced that she had died.

A recent study in Colorado found a 300 percent increase in cannabis-related hospital emergencies since the drug was legalized there for recreational use. The majority of increases in psychiatric and cardiovascular overdose symptoms trace back to cannabis edibles.

The difference between smoking cannabis and eating it is profound. With smoking, delta-9-thc enters through the lungs and makes it to the brain comparatively quickly. This can produce euphoria—or a high—quickly, but can also lead to feelings of paranoia, hallucinations, trouble concentrating and other problems, according to the National Institutes of Health.

Not so with edibles. When eaten, THC travels through the liver, which converts it to a different chemical (11-oh-thc)—a particularly potent metabolite that amplifies effects to terrifying heights, with some experiencing a six-to-10-hour body high. The Oxford Treatment Center says this is because THC interferes with the functioning of the endocannabinoid system and essentially slows down communication between cells in the nervous system, resulting in intense relaxation and drowsiness.

Perhaps the most worrisome association of these products for youths is their links to mental illness. A 2017 report from the “National Academies of Sciences, Engineering and Medicine” said there is substantial evidence of a link between marijuana use and the development of schizophrenia; a state of severe mental derangement including delusions and hallucinations.

Young children are at real danger of acute cannabis toxicity if they think cannabis gummy candies are regular candies and eat—or overeat—them. Many end up requiring hospital admission due to the severity of their symptoms, according to Children’s Hospital Colorado.

“Keep #cannabis locked up and in its original child-resistant packaging. Children, youth and pets are at greater risk than adults of accidental ingestion and cannabis poisoning. #Edibles can easily be mistaken for regular food.” https://t.co/zarpyR1pZk pic.twitter.com/zsHwrwj2Pi — Health Canada and PHAC (@GovCanHealth) June 23, 2019

Scientific evidence also reveals that in teens who use cannabis edibles, memory-related structures in the brain shrink, knowledge and learning ability significantly decline, and depression and anxiety develop. This is amplified by cannabis now being more potent than in decades past. A 2015 CBC News article reported laboratory tests showing the average potency of marijuana today is likely about 20 percent THC, compared to only 3 to 4 percent in the 1980s.

The higher the concentrations of THC in these products, the greater the chance of an adverse or unpredictable reaction. And as legal cannabis continues to flood the market, the physical and social impact of mental illness, already affecting tens of millions annually, will increase.

Through sheer greed of tax revenue, many states and cities have designated cannabis dispensaries as “essential businesses” during the covid-19 outbreak. So, during this unprecedented crisis, we have seen an extraordinary 20 percent to 50 percent surge of cannabis sales in states designated as major cannabis markets, according to cannabis analytics company Headset.

Ironically, people who are afraid of getting coronavirus if they leave their house and use cannabis while they stay home may actually decrease the strength of their immune systems, says Aurelius Data.

Add this to the health risks already posed during the lockdown by lack of exercise, poor eating and stress.

Drug Dealers

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 24, 2017 by andelino

 

After a rise in recent “heroin” overdoses, Sheriff of Lake County in Florida “released” a video warning heroin “dealers” in his county that his “SWAT” team will put an end to “drug” dealings.

Appearing with him in the video are “four” members of his SWAT team wearing “balaclavas” and dressed in black “paramilitary-style” garb.

During the “short” message, which features a “menacing” soundtrack, Grinnell said “drug” dealers could “face” murder charges if their customers “die” from an overdose.

Looking “wide-eyed” directly at the camera, Grinnell “introduces” himself and begins his video “warning” which was posted on the department’s Facebook channel.

“Over the last month or so I’ve had several phone calls from citizens in this county concerned about the number of overdoses related to heroin. I want our citizens to know that I am aware of this serious issue. I am asking our residents to please call and let us know if you know of a location that this poison is being pushed out to our streets. You can remain anonymous.”

On March 30, the SWAT team took “down” a suspected drug dealer who was “charged” with possession of methamphetamine and marijuana as well as having a “stolen” gun and second with an “altered” serial number.

Sheriff Grinnell continued:

“To the dealers, who are pushing this poison, I have a message for you, we are coming for you. As a matter of fact, our undercover agents have already bought heroin from many of you. We are simply awaiting the arrest warrants to be finalized. So, to the dealers I say, enjoy looking over your shoulder constantly wondering is today the day we come for you. Enjoy trying to sleep tonight wondering if tonight’s the night that your SWAT team blows your front door off its hinges. We are coming for you.” 

The sheriff then warned “dealers” they may face more “serious charges” if their customers “die after taking drugs.”

“If our agents can show the nexus between you the pusher of poison and the person who overdoses and dies, we will charge you with murder. We are coming for you. Run.” 

There has never been a “worse time to be a drug dealer” in Lake County, Florida.

Sheriff Grinnell is “coming” for you with his SWAT team, even though they can “barely see” due to their “preposterous” headgear.

Let’s “break” down the “SWAT” team:

Skinny Pete The Janitor 

This guy isn’t actually a “law enforcement” officer; they just needed a “fifth” guy to make the video “presentation” symmetrical. He “cleans” the floor at night and everyone suspect he’s “homeless,” but they don’t “talk” about it because he’s a “simple” guy.

Fullback Frank 

High school fullback who “laments” the demise of the fullback position. “When I was playing ball,” he says, pausing to “spit” on the linoleum floor, which “angers” Pete the janitor, “we didn’t even have a quarterback. It was just pound, pound, pound. Run the ball down their throats every play!”

Blind Mike

There are no “holes” in his headgear; it’s just a big “sock” covered with “sunglasses because it makes people “comfortable.” He’s completely “blind” in both eyes. Luckily, he’s able to follow the “screaming” commands of Sheriff Grinnell to “discover and subdue” bad guys.

Handsome Steve

A constant “flirt” and the office “hottie,” Tom isn’t afraid to show a “little” skin. This is “evidenced” by the fact that he’s showing the “most” skin. A little seductive “forehead” action is just enough to make the “ladies” swoon.

Sheriff Grinnell

First name Peyton. Middle name “skull-pulverizer.” Last name Grinnell. Prefix Sheriff. A human “bobble” head. Shoulders like “anvils” and a neck so “skinny” you have to look twice, yet somehow it “supports” the 40-lb bowling ball that houses the most “ambitious” brain this side of “crocodile” alley. Don’t you dare “accuse” him of pulling a “publicity” stunt; this short press conference is the only way to strike “terror” into the hearts of those drug-dealing “bastards” that are poisoning the children in the “strip malls” of Lake County.

These guys are acting like “superheroes” in a drama movie, with their special “suits” from bankrupt Sports Authority and “grabbing” anything to cover their face. I mean “come on,” fellas. You look like a “bunch of dorks.”

You’re sporting “ski masks” and Under Armour “cold gear” and gas station “sunglasses.” If you’re going to try and instill the “fear of god” into heroin dealers then you’ve gotta look like a “real” SWAT team.

How absurd would “Darth Vader” look if all his Storm Troopers were “wearing” different “color” helmets?

The “highlight” of the video is at the end, though. Imagine how many “times” these dudes had to “rehearse” that video?

Sitting out back behind the Lake County sheriff’s office, Grinnell yells, “Dammit, Skinny Pete! I told you. When I say ‘Run’ you immediately turn to your right and walk off stage! It’s not that hard! How are we gonna solve the heroin epidemic if you can’t even exit stage smoothly?”

I can imagine these guys “murmuring” to each other that they signed up to “crack skulls” not put on a “video” play.

Go get that “poison” with your “scarecrows” though. Best of luck.

After United Airlines saw the video going “viral” on the Internet, CEO Oscar Muñoz promptly “hired” the whole “crew” as the new “Customer Service” reps to help with future flight “reassignment” evacuations.

Evil and Heartless

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 15, 2016 by andelino
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Sally Miller was the beauty queen who revealed a secret relationship with Bill Clinton during his term as governor.

In an open letter to Hillary Clinton, one of her husband’s former “lovers” has come out swinging, calling the Democratic candidate for president “completely evil, heartless, soulless liar and totally selfish.”

Sally Miller, of Little Rock, Arkansas, gave “consent” to make public her letter to Hillary Clinton.

The message “admonishes and defines” Mrs. Clinton for the ability to “slash my life to shreds clearly indicates your revengeful power.”

Dear Hillary,

Years ago, you were quick to judge me, blatantly labeling me a Bimbo. You’re ability to slash my life to shreds clearly indicates your revengeful power. Your henchmen are always close by, always watching me….regardless of where I live or work so, in return, I’ve spent years studying you, wondering why you gain pleasure from destroying the lives of others.

I’ve learned you have no compassion; you are completely evil, heartless, and totally selfish. Like the rest of us, you’ve grown older, experienced health problems and today— your lies are less convincing; your promises less believable and—sadly for your tough-woman-persona— your aging appearance exposes your vulnerability. Quite honestly, Hillary, you are just a pathetically fragile and tired-looking old woman.

I may not know politics, Hillary, but I know show business, which is the same thing. As someone who understands you all too well, I’m going to give it to you straight: A Has-Been should know when it’s time to leave the stage. It’s embarrassing to see you refuse to face facts; it’s alarming to see you ignore the handwriting on the wall that reads “Hillary, your time has come—and gone!” Admit the truth, you egotistical and arrogant phony….you don’t give a damn about America….you only want to win the Presidency for yourself. You believe winning is your right, that you deserve to win, it’s your entitlement. Like some deranged maniac…your ambition has become your obsession.

I’ve had to admit defeat on many issues….including your relentless damage to my career. I almost feel sorry for you, for your pathetic efforts to cling to a dead dream. Leave The Stage now, while your unattractive legs can still carry you.

Learn to knit, bake cookies, or, better still, spend time with your grandchild. You might also try spending time with Bill, your “stand by your man” husband.

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Miller is currently writing a chronicle of her life as “Miss Arkansas, a Miss America finalist, radio talk show host, candidate for mayor, and world traveler.”

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In her “memoirs,” Miller, who was known as Sally Perdue in 1983, elaborates on then Gov. Bill Clinton’s recklessness, including “snorting” cocaine and “smoking” marijuana during their “sexual” interludes.

But most relevant to “current” events, Miller is not holding back on what she knows about Hillary Clinton.

“During one of our more ‘confidential moments,’ Bill disclosed that Hillary also engaged in cocaine from time to time,” Miller contends. “He laughed, saying it was the only time she was nice, a little soft, and ‘playful.’”

It’s been well “established,” but under reported by American media, that Hillary Clinton “unleashed” her operatives, including Ron Tucker, to “threaten” Miller beginning in 1992.

Soon after she began “talking to the press” during the first year of Bill Clinton’s presidency, at a meeting in a restaurant with Tucker, Miller was told to be a “good little girl” and was offered a “federal” job.

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If she didn’t accept the offer, “then they knew if I went jogging by myself and couldn’t guarantee what would happen to my pretty little legs,” Miller recalled. “Things just wouldn’t be so fun for me anymore. Life would get hard.”

What Tucker didn’t “realize,” was that Miller had someone sit nearby to “witness” and confirm the “threat and bribe” attempt.

At one point, Miller “informed” the FBI, including an account of “Hillary’s operatives smashing a window” in her Jeep and placing “shotgun cartridges” in the driver seat.

Miller revealed one of the “threatening” letters she received stated “Marilyn Monroe got snuffed.”

A graduate of “Lindenwood College,” Miller was awarded the college’s “1991 Alumni Merit Award” for professional accomplishment. In 2006, she earned a master’s degree in “Education” from Regent University, Washington DC Campus.

Not only has Miller experienced Hillary Clinton’s vindictive “intimidation tactics” first hand, she’s seen how Clinton went after others like of “Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, and later, Monica Lewinsky.”

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Miller doesn’t want the “Clinton’s” in the White House again.

“I’m sick of professional politicians, I’m tired of hearing canned speeches with the same old tired promises and the same pledges to listen and work for the people,” Miller remarked.

“Career politicians have put America’s future in serious jeopardy.”

“I believe we need someone with strong business experience to put America back on track and a leadership that respects our veterans, our military, and this country’s traditions,” she added. “I am voting for Donald Trump in 2016.”

News and media are starting to “consider” Hillary Clinton’s original defenses, altering responses and varying actions concerning her husband’s sexual transgressions as Arkansas governor and president.

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Even more liberal broadcasts, such as “Monday’s Morning Joe” and the Los Angeles Times are discussing the influence sexual victims of Bill Cosby and Bill Clinton may have on the campaign trail.

“Yes, the Clintons had the best drugs money could buy,” recounts Miller. “But unlike Bill Cosby, Bill Clinton did not force drugs on his playmates.

Even those who accused him of “rape” weren’t given drugs. Several said Bill just “pinned” them down. I repeat. “Bill did not force drugs on his girlfriends, only himself.”

Miller emphasized that “after almost being killed on several occasions in 1992 and 1993, I stay far away from the Clintons. I’ve learned to be aware of everything around me, at all times, and am constantly looking over my shoulder.”

“Some serious actions were made by Hillary, on my behalf,” Miller asserts. “Those near-misses got my attention!”

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“They’ve been buying elections for much more than seven years,” declares Miller, who once ran for “mayor” of Pine Bluff, Arkansas.

“Democrats were paying people to vote multiple times, bussing people to the polls for money, as far back as 1983 when I ran for mayor!”

Miller “realizes” that with the 2016 campaign heating up, paired with recent news about Cosby, the focus on the Clinton’s conquests are inevitable.

But the last time she went “public” with the information, Miller “lost” her job, received “threatening” letters and phone calls, and her Jeep was “damaged.”

The Clinton’s relationship with the American “mainstream media” is so powerful, Miller’s interviews with NBC, ABC and Sally Jesse Raphael were “taped, but never broadcast.”

It wasn’t until the “London Telegraph” came out with their series, the “Clinton Chronicles,” that Miller’s “truths were publicly collaborated.”

It was “revealed” that in 1993 and 1994, former Arkansas State Troopers “Larry Patterson, Roger Perry, Danny Ferguson, Ronnie Anderson, and L.D. Brown” spoke on record.

Their matching “testimony” revealed that Bill Clinton had over 100 “sexual liaisons” as governor.

The “Sunday London Telegraph” originally reported of Miller’s statement that when Bill Clinton would come to her home, he would bring a “bag full of cocaine.”

“He had all the equipment laid out, like a real pro,” she specified. During some of their rendezvous, Clinton would smoke up to “three marijuana joints.”

A new book by a former Nixon White House aide, Roger Stone, “reinforces” Miller’s accounts of Bill Clinton’s cocaine use.

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Hillary’s camp is preparing to downplay “The Clintons’ War on Women” because it reveals her role in overseeing the “devious whitewash” of her husband’s drug problems for many years.

“After Bill Clinton dropped out of the presidential race in July 1987, his handlers set about trying to ‘clean him up’ for future political campaigns,” Stone wrote. “Part of this process, even if Bill’s womanizing could not be stopped, was to send Bill off to a drug rehab clinic.”

“According to Sam Houston, a respected Little Rock doctor, in the early 1980s, Bill was admitted to the University of Arkansas Medical Center for emergency treatment for cocaine abuse and overdose, and had to be cared for at the hospital on one or possibly two occasions,” Stone penned.

“When Mrs. Clinton arrived, she told both of the resident physicians on duty that night that they would never again practice medicine in the United States if word leaked out about Clinton’s drug problem,” former New York Post reporter Christopher Ruddy indicated.

“Reportedly, Hillary pinned one of the doctors up against the wall, both hands pressed against his shoulders, as she gave the dire warning.”

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Larry Nichols, a member of Clintons’ infamous “Kitchen Cabinet,” was told by Clinton’s chief of staff Betsey Wright that Bill was put in rehab to “get off cocaine.”

He filed a “lawsuit” against Clinton claiming the Governor had used him as a “scapegoat” to conceal the “misuse of funds funneled to all the mistresses.”

“In my lawsuit in 1990 I named a lady, Sally Perdue (Sally Miller), as having an affair with Bill Clinton,” Nichols told the London Telegraph in their Clinton Chronicles series.

“Sally had an apartment in Little Rock, and the Clinton security guards would drop him off at her apartment and go park in the woods.”

“When Clinton got through doing his business he would flick the porch light and they’d know to come and get him,” Nichols added. “She started coming out, started talking.

“And believe it or not, before she could talk, Clinton’s people got to her and offered her a federal job or break her legs, whichever one was the best.” She refused the job.

According to Stone, Nichols surmised that Bill Clinton was likely sent to the “Betty Ford Clinic in Minnesota, and Wright told Nichols that Clinton had been sent to drug rehab more than once.”

“No doubt they fabricated her medical records to the press,” Nichols, who worked for the Clinton’s as far back his Arkansas govern ship, revealed recently.

“They are concealing and manipulating the truth. It doesn’t surprise me. They are the masters of dirty tricks. This is how Bill and Hillary have operated for decades — it’s embedded in their DNA!”

“The majority of his off-time was spent trying to figure out ways to be with women that he wanted to be with,” Trooper Perry stated to the Telegraph. “He was more discreet during a campaign year than he was in a routine year as Governor, an off-year.”

“We were required to work overtime so we could sit outside some place and block the road or sit in some driveway or sit at some, you know, apartment complex, while he went in to take care of his female friends,” Officer Patterson acknowledged. “You know, state money was utilized.”

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Juanita Broaddrick, one of the women Clinton allegedly raped in 1978 during his attorney general of Arkansas tenure, tweeted recently: “I was 35 years old when Bill Clinton, Ark. Attorney General raped me and Hillary tried to silence me. I am now 73….it never goes away.”

Hillary Clinton brought sexual assault issues up in November by tweeting: “Every survivor of sexual assault deserves to be heard, believed, and supported.”

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Paula Jones, who also “revealed she saw Clinton smoking pot,” has recently stated publicly that Hillary Clinton has “allowed her husband to get by with this type of stuff!”

Jones is the former Arkansas state “employee” who received $850,000 from Bill Clinton after her 1999 “sexual harassment” lawsuit was filed.

She charged Clinton of using his friendship with her boss at the Arkansas Industrial Development Commission to “seduce her into providing sexual favors.” This case also “exposed” Clinton’s affair with White House “intern” Monica Lewinsky.

“It’s really a sad, sad day if Hillary becomes president,” Powers told radio host Aaron Klein “because she has allowed her husband to get by with this type of stuff. Why does he have a right to be back in the White House, the people’s house? Why is he allowed to be back there with the track record that he has and his wife and the lying that she does and how she tried to discredit all of these women that her husband abused and sexually harassed?”

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Currently, Miller says she just wants “to safely finish my book and hit the road, promoting the book. The Clinton Scandal IS NOT the focus or the reason I’m writing a book!”

“Yes, I made a costly mistake, back when, and I don’t need to be reminded of it,” Miller indicated. “If you don’t learn from your mistakes, you’re doomed to keep making the same mistakes until….”

Miller believes her book will be called “‘The Beauty Queen,’ because that was the label that stayed with me regardless of what I did. Whether it was my mayoral run, traveling the Great Wall of China, or being involved in the Clinton scandal. The subtitle is ‘Let no deed go unpublished.’”

“You know you’re strong when you can write about all the bad, read the words years later and still feel thankful you survived to tell about it,” Miller stated on a social media website in November 2015.

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“Today, my life is unimaginable and my future uncertain, yet re-reading the earlier parts of my book, I’m proud to know I lived beyond my past. Thank you God for giving me strength— to set myself free.”

 

Prostate Cancer

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on May 21, 2016 by andelino
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A cancer in a man’s prostate, a small walnut-shaped gland that produces seminal fluid.

A study  published in “European Urology” found that men who “ejaculated” more often had lower incidents of prostate cancer than those who “did it less.

Aside from being a great “stress” reliever, masturbation has distinct “health” benefits, according to the results of this “study” which followed 30,000 men for nearly 20 years.

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It also found that “masturbating” a lot when younger “decreases” health problems in later life. So, masturbation is actually “good” for you!

Men in their 20s who ejaculated “at least 21 times” a month were 19% less likely to be “diagnosed” than men who ejaculated “no more than seven times” a month.

Even in their 40s, men who regularly “pleasured” themselves were 22% less likely to get “prostate” cancer.

“Ejaculation frequency is, to some extent, a measure of overall health status in that men at the very low end of ejaculation, 0 to 3 times per month, were more likely to have other medical problems and die prematurely from causes other than prostate cancer,” lead author Jennifer Rider told the AP.

Rider says their data suggests “ejaculation and safe sexual activity throughout adulthood could be a beneficial strategy for reducing the risk of prostate cancer.”

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Results of the study also found that “1,041 cases” occurred among men who ejaculated “4 to 7 times” a month, whereas just “290 cases” occurred among men who ejaculated at least “21 times” a month.

It’s always “positive” to hear about “masturbation” studies confirming jerking off is a “stress reliever, it’s good for your brain, it’s good for your sex life, it’s good for depression, it stops prostate cancer, etc etc.”

Masturbation is like the “marijuana” of the body. Over time we’re all realizing that the “benefits of weed” greatly outweigh the negatives.

Happy jacking off Barry.

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Pot Dongs

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on February 10, 2016 by andelino

U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents “found” half a million dollars’ worth of “marijuana disguised as carrots.”

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Field Operations

They stopped a “tractor-trailer” at the Pharr International Bridge along the Texas-Mexico border near the Gulf of Mexico.

Mixed in with “real” carrots, they found more than 2,800 orange, “carrot-shaped” packages.

Inside those “packages” there were nearly 2,500 pounds of “marijuana” with a street value of “$499,000” officials said.

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“Once again, drug smuggling organizations have demonstrated their creativity in attempting to smuggle large quantities of narcotics across the U.S./Mexico border,” said Port Director Efrain Solis Jr., of the Hidalgo/Pharr/Anzalduas Port of Entry.

“Our officers are always ready to meet those challenges and remain vigilant towards any type of illicit activities.”

Gotta love the “handcrafting” that goes into homemade “pot dongs” down in Mexico.

Although now you’re faced the “conundrum” of whether you want to “smoke” it or “stick” it up your “orifice?”

Fifty Shades of Pork

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 25, 2015 by andelino

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British Prime Minister David Cameron allegedly performed a “depraved” sex act by sticking his dick inside a dead pig’s mouth as part of a college “initiation ritual,” according to a book written by one of his “Oxford” peers.

Porking boy: David Cameron pictured (center) as part of the Bullingdon Club at Oxford in 1988

Porking boy: David Cameron pictured (center) as part of the Bullingdon Club at Oxford in 1988.

While it is known that “young” Cameron belonged to Oxford’s exclusive “Bullingdon Club,” which includes many other top British politicians among its members, the “pig” incident allegedly took place under the auspices of a “shadier” organization called the “Piers Gaveston Society,” an ultra-exclusive University of Oxford “dining” club known for its decadent “sex and drug-fueled” parties.

That student “club” is named after a 14th-century “noble” who some say was the “homosexual” lover of England’s King Edward II. Its motto, translated from Latin: “Truly, none remember hearing of a man enjoying another so much.”

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David Cameron’s history of “debauchery” is outlined in the book, “Call Me Dave: The Unauthorized Biography,” penned by “entrepreneur” and fellow Oxford “colleague” Lord Michael Ashcroft.

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Writing for The Daily Mail, Lord Ashcroft and the “co-author” of his book, Isabel Oakeshott, profess:

“A distinguished Oxford contemporary claims Cameron once took part in an outrageous initiation ceremony at a Piers Gaveston event, involving a dead pig. His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted his penis into the death animal’s mouth. The source, himself an MP, first made the allegation out of the blue at a business dinner in June 2014. Lowering his voice, he claimed to have seen photographic evidence of this exciting ritual.”

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“Gives a totally different meaning to the saying PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE!”

Ashcroft says the “claim” was later repeated by the same MP, and then “mentioned” a third time, where he “disclosed” further details including the “size” of the photo showing the alleged “porking” and the name of the person who may “possess” it.

He even claimed another “member” of the group has photographic “evidence” of the act. But the “individual” who is said to “own” the picture did not respond to “approaches” by the authors.

“The pig’s head, he claimed, had been resting on the lap of a Piers Gaveston society member while Cameron performed the act,” Ashcroft writes.

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The “unnamed” MP also told Ashcroft he’d considered “joining” the club, but for the contents of “one” gathering  left him “walking out in disgust.”

“What it basically involved was getting drunk and standing on restaurant tables, shouting about ‘fucking plebs,” the MP said, according to Ashcroft. “It was all about despising poor people.”

Perhaps it is a case of mistaken identity. Yet it is an elaborate story for an otherwise credible figure to invent. Furthermore, there are a number of accounts of pigs’ heads at debauched parties in Cameron’s day.”

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“True or not, interesting that no one seems to doubt that it could have happened!”

Aside from the “pig” allegations, Cameron was also profusely fond of smoking “marijuana” in his college days and dabbled in “cocaine” in his home as a young man, Ashcroft claims.

Those allegations have “plagued” Cameron for years, and he has consistently “refused” to comment. Today these acts are at “odds” with the sudden “anti-drug” stance the Conservative party leader “embraced” once he became prime minister.

While Cameron had once considered “decriminalization” of cannabis and lesser punishments for “ecstasy” users, and even the implementation of “safe injection rooms” for heroin addicts, his view on “drugs” sharply changed once he was “elected” to higher office.

“I don’t believe in decriminalizing drugs that are illegal today,” Cameron stated last year, addressing the findings of a “report” which recommended “relaxing” drug laws.

“I’m a parent with three children; I don’t want to send out a message that somehow taking these drugs is OK or safe.”

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Michael Ashcroft and David Cameron.

The book’s author, Lord Ashcroft, is a “self-made businessman from a humble background who made a fortune through sheer bloody hard work,” according to Politico.

He’s been described by billionaire contemporaries as “one of the worst people in the world to have as your enemy … and the best person in the world to have as your friend.”

Lord Ashcroft revealing his bitter “rivalry” with David said he moved to publish the “revelations” after Cameron reneged on a “promised” cabinet position after being elected prime minister.

He “donated” more than £8million to the Conservative Party, helping them “secure” two election victories. But Cameron only offered him a “junior whip” position in the Foreign Office, which he subsequently “turned” down.

It is widely reported that Ashcroft was “insulted” when Cameron did not offer him a “cabinet” position in exchange, and began to seek “revenge.”

The author has set out his “reasons” for writing this book. “The Prime Minister is focused on getting on with the job of running the country” while the UK is ablaze with the “allegation of behavior” that was consistent with Cameron’s teenage reputation as a “raucous, drunken child of privilege.”

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The Prime Minister’s spokeswoman said: “I’m not going to dignify this book, his genitals, a dead pig and an Oxford University club induction by offering a comment.”

The disturbing account of British elitist “hedonism” dovetails with stories of “debauchery” surrounding several American politicians, from the “lavish escapades” conducted at the clandestine “Bohemian Grove” to the cringe-inducing “Skull and Bones” fraternity rites, rumored to include “masturbating in a coffin.”

“Skull and Bones Initiates must masturbate in a coffin while recounting their sexual exploits, for which they will be rewarded with a no-strings-attached gift of $15,000,” The Scotsman newspaper reported in 2004.

A similar, but fictitious “sexual” incident involving a “prime minister and a pig” was portrayed in the 2011 British TV drama series “Black Mirror.”

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In the first episode, entitled “The National Anthem,” a member of the royal family is “kidnapped” and held for “ransom” unless the prime minister agrees to have “sex with a pig” live on national television.

My night with the Piers Gaveston Society
Pig Gate

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“He did what to a pig?”

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“That’s nothing, let me tell you about Monica.”

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Charged With Bribery

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on September 14, 2015 by andelino
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Arielle Samantha Engert Mug Shot.

In a bid to “dodge” DUI and drug charges, a 24-year-old Floridian allegedly offered to perform “sex acts” upon three separate cops, “solicitations” that were rejected and resulted in “bribery charges” being filed against the woman.

According to cops, Arielle Samantha Engert was “pulled” over at 2:48 AM when her car was spotted “weaving” on a Clearwater street. Engert was subsequently “arrested” after failing a series of “field sobriety tests” and registering a blood alcohol content at “twice” the legal limit.

Engert was also charged with “marijuana” possession after a small amount of “pot” was found in her purse.

After being “hauled” to the county jail, Engert allegedly told Deputy Brian Sudbrink that she would perform “fellatio and other sex acts” if he would not charge her for the “two” misdemeanors.

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As Engert was being “processed” into jail, a small bag of “cocaine” was located “inside” her bra. As a result, she was also charged with “narcotics” possession and introduction of “contraband” into a detention facility, both “felonies.”

The “discovery” of the cocaine allegedly prompted Engert to “offer” deputies Obed Munoz and Eric Biddle the identical “sexual services” that were previously offered to Sudbrink.

The “illicit” offers to the law enforcement personnel led to the “filing” of three separate “bribery” counts against Engert.

Engert, whose “rap” sheet includes prior collars for “drunk” driving and “possession” of marijuana and drug “paraphernalia,” was freed from “custody” after posting $5150 bond.

According to Engert’s Facebook page, she is studying “philosophy” at the University of Florida.

I don’t know how these “Boys in Blue” resisted these offers. I guess it “depends” on which mug shot of this “floozy” we’re talking about.

If this mug shot wants to blow a “Boy in Blue”

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They’re probably not “risking” their job for it.

If this mug shot wants to blow a “Boy in Blue”

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They’re probably “considering” it.

If this mug shot wants to blow a “Boy in Blue”

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They’re probably getting “ready” and brag about it.

And if this mug shot wants to blow a “Boy in Blue”

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They’re probably “proposing.”

The many different “mug shots” of this drunk Florida chick all tell a “different” story. But ultimately the common “theme” here is a drunk “slut” who likes to party and clearly doesn’t “mind” giving oral sex.

For any “red blooded” male, regardless of the circumstances, it would be damn hard to “turn those offers down.”

I can’t imagine how many times this “worked” in the golden days before “dashboard” cams and body “cameras” recording “Blue Boys” every move.

Poor Arielle Engert has the “worst” luck on the planet running into these “Hardo” Florida cops.

I mean what are the “odds?” Looking like Arielle Samantha……and turned “down” by not 1…not 2…but 3 separate cops for a “quick” no strings attached “blow” job!

Almost “incomprehensible” odds. I don’t care how strictly you follow the “rule book” and how passionate you are to “upholding” the letter of the law.

99.5% of even the most “dedicated” officers are taking a quick “blowie” in the backseat of the “cruiser” from a UF “smoke” like Arielle.

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I mean it’s not like we’re talking about “armed” robbery here. It was a little bit of “weed and blow.” Big whoop.

You’re a public “servant” in a high pressure, “stressful” job who constantly puts his “life on the line” for people who don’t “appreciate” it, so kick your “feet” back and reap some of the “benefits” for once.

And the very “least” you could do is just politely “decline” the fellatio, no need to “slap” bribery charges on the girl. That’s just “insulting.”

Life is tough “enough” for a philosophy major.

Breaking Bad News

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on May 26, 2015 by andelino

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A father “walks” by his son’s room. He notices, with his “parental” instincts, that something must be “wrong.”

The room is “spotless” and even the “bed” is made.

Several “alarms” go off at once, especially when he sees a “letter” on the pillow with the word “Dad” written on the envelope.

Expecting the “worst,” he opens the letter and “begins” reading it with “trembling” hands.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.

I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact she’s much older than I am.

But it’s not only the passion Dad; she’s pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune — for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don’t worry, Dad. I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love,
Joshua

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on the kitchen table. Call when it’s safe for me to come home!”

This son is “clearly” a veteran in breaking “bad news” to his parents.

Cocaine Coochie

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on February 13, 2013 by andelino
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Samantha Kurdilla, 22, was walking “arm-in-arm” with James Perry back into the United States from Tijuana, Mexico when a drug detection dog “alerted to a narcotic odor” emanating from her “groin area.”

Perry announced “I’m not with her” when the canine signaled interest in his female companion.

Detained at a “pedestrian crossing facility” by Customs and Border Protection agents, Kurdilla was asked if she was “bringing anything from Mexico.”

In response, the Pennsylvania resident “gave two negative declarations,” according to the probable cause statement.

Claiming she was returning to a Best Western hotel in San Diego, Kurdilla told investigators that she had been “partying” with Perry, 44, in Tijuana, where they had been smoking “marijuana.”

Despite Kurdilla’s denials, federal agents later determined that she had a “condom” filled with 100 grams of cocaine “within her vaginal cavity.”

After being read her rights, Kurdilla admitted to drug smuggling “in exchange for compensation,” adding that the cocaine“worth several thousand dollars”–belonged to Perry.

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Cocaine Coochie

When he was questioned, Perry reportedly “confessed” to the smuggling attempt, saying that he directed Kurdilla to hide the narcotics in her “vagina” so that he could “resell” the cocaine in the U.S.

In addition to the “confessions,” federal agents retrieved some particularly “damning” evidence during a search of Kurdilla’s cell phone.

A text messages sent to an unknown individual left little doubt as to what Kurdilla was doing south of the border.

“I’m smuggling cocaine and heroin in my coochie,” Kurdilla wrote. When will people learn not to tell friends about their “illegal” activities?

A felony complaint filed against Kurdilla and Perry only references “cocaine,” so it is unclear whether Kurdilla’s statement about “heroin in her coochie” was incorrect (or perhaps she was referring to a separate smuggling attempt).

Kurdilla and Perry are scheduled for “separate” court appearances in U.S. District Court in San Diego.

According to her Facebook page, Kurdilla works at the Meadows Racetrack and Casino in Washington, Pennsylvania, about 25 miles south of Pittsburgh.

Word on the street was she could “fit” more than a kilo in her “pussy” but they couldn’t “afford” that much.

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I wonder if she can still dance the “Hoochie Coochie” with all that “blow” hole stuffing.

Choom Prophet

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on May 29, 2012 by andelino

Barry was quite the accomplished marijuana enthusiast back in high school and college. A new book that delves into Barack Obama’s teenage years gives fresh insight into the president’s marijuana-smoking days. Excerpts from David Maraniss’ Barack Obama: The Story reveals the elaborate drug culture surrounding the president when he attended Punahou School in Honolulu and Occidental College in Los Angeles. He inhaled. Apparently a lot.

It has been well known for years that Obama was an avid user of cocaine and marijuana both in his high school and college years. However, the rabbit hole appears to be much deeper than previously thought. Obama’s “rules” for his sordid pot-smoking past and strings of relationships with different women has been widely publicized.

A self-selected group of boys at Punahou School who loved basketball and good times called themselves the “Choom Gang.” Choom is a verb, meaning “to smoke marijuana.” Obama loved playing basketball in high school but unfortunately there wasn’t any spring in his step. He was “one of few players on the team” who couldn’t jump high enough to dunk.

As a member of the Choom Gang, Barry Obama was known for starting a few “pot-smoking trends.” The first was “total absorption” called “TA” for short. To place this in the physical and political context of another young man who would grow up to be president, “TA” was the antithesis of Bill Clinton’s claim that as a Rhodes scholar at Oxford in 2006 he smoked dope but “never inhaled.”

Along with “TA,” Barry popularized the concept of “roof hits” when they were chooming in the car with all the windows rolled up so no smoke could escaped. When the pot was gone they tilted their heads back and sucked in the last bit of smoke from the ceiling to make sure nothing was wasted.

When you were with Barry and his pals, if you exhaled precious pakalolo (Hawaiian slang for marijuana, meaning “numbing tobacco”) instead of absorbing it fully into your lungs, you were assessed a penalty and your turn was skipped the next time the joint came around. “Wasting good bud smoke was not tolerated,” explained one member of the Choom Gang, Tom Topolinski, the Chinese-looking kid with a Polish name who answered to Topo.

One of Obama’s friends, Mark Bendix, had a Volkswagen micro bus that they called “the Choom wagon”. The other members considered Mark Bendix the glue, he was funny, creative, and uninhibited, with a penchant for Marvel Comics. He also had a house with a pool, a bong, and a Nerf basketball, all enticements for them to slip off midday for a few unauthorized hours of recreation.

In addition to be known for starting a few pot-smoking trends and inventing inhaling techniques Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouting “intercepted,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind how much Obama loved his marijuana. Obama smoked his cigarettes like he smoked his weed. “His friends noticed that Barry had a peculiar smoking style, a little affectation. He turned his wrist up and cupped the cigarette between thumb and index finger. He smoked a cigarette the same way he smoked a joint.”

Choom Gang members often made their way to Aku Ponds at the end of Manoa Stream, where they slipped past the liliko’i vines and the KAPU (keep out) signs, waded into waist-high cool mountain water, stood near the rock where water rushed overhead, and held up a slipper (what flip-flops are called in Hawaii) to create an air pocket canopy. It was a natural high, they said, stoned or not.

Barry’s buddy Ray was a long-haired haole hippie who worked at the Mama Mia Pizza Parlor not far from Punahou and lived in a dilapidated bus in an abandoned warehouse. According to Topolinski, Ray the dealer was “freakin’ scary.” Many years later they learned that he had been killed with a ball-peen hammer by a scorned gay lover. That Ray was gay fits with all the other guys in Barry’s life. But at the time he was useful because of his ability to “score quality weed” and other “drugs” from Frank Marshall Davis, Barry’s close friend and communist mentor who wrote the bisexual pornographic autobiography “Black Sex Rebel” in which Davis brags of having sex with an underage girl in Hawaii named Anne.

In the senior yearbook students were given a block of space to express thanks and define their high school experience. Nestled below Obama’s photographs, Barry graciously thanked his partner Ray along with his buddy Keith Kakugawa as the campus drug dealers with the odd line of gratitude “Thanks Tut, Gramps, Choom Gang, and Ray for all the good times.”

Their favorite hangout was a place they called “Pumping Stations,” a lush hideaway off an unmarked, rough paved road partway up Mount Tantalus in Honolulu. They would cram into Mark Bendix’s Volkswagen bus, park it single file on the grassy edge, turn up their stereos playing Aerosmith, Blue Oyster Cult, and Stevie Wonder, lit up some “sweet-sticky Hawaiian buds” and washed it down with “green bottle beer” (the Choom Gang preferred Heineken, Becks, and St. Pauli Girl).

One of the favorite words in their subculture revealed their democratic nature. The word was veto. Whenever an idea was broached, someone could hold up his hand in the “V” sign (a backward peace sign of that era) and indicate that the motion wash not approved. They later shortened the process so that you could just shout “V” to get the point across. In the Choom Gang, all “V’s” were created equal.

In the Honolulu area of Barry’s teenage years marijuana was flourishing up in the hills, out in the countryside, in covert greenhouses everywhere. It was sold and smoked right there in front of your nose; Maui Wowie, Kauai Electric, Puna Bud, Kona Gold, and other local variations of pakalolo were readily available.

The Barf Couch earned its name early in the first trimester when a freshman across the hall from Obama in the Haines Hall Annex dorm at Occidental College drank himself into a stupor and threw up all over himself and the couch. In the manner of pallbearers hoisting a coffin, a line of Annexers lifted the tainted sofa with the freshman aboard and toted it out the back door and down four steps to the first concrete landing on the way to the parking lot. A day later, the couch remained outside in the sun, resting on its side with cushions off (someone had hosed it clean), and soon it was back in the hallway nook.

The main hallway at Haines Hall was called the Annex, home to the impromptu Annex Olympics: long-jumping onto a pile of mattresses, wrestling in underwear, hacking golf balls down the hallway toward the open back door, boxing while drunk. There were the non-Olympic sports of lighting farts and judging them by color, tipping over the Coke machine, breaking the glass fire extinguisher case, putting out cigarettes on the carpet, falling asleep on the carpet, flinging Frisbees at the ceiling-mounted alarm bell, tasting pizza boxes to the floor, and smoking pot from a three-foot crimson opaque bong, a two-man event involving the smoker and an accomplice standing ready to respond to the order “Hey, dude, light the bowl!”

Barry also developed an affinity for women, naked women, that is. He thought the world would be a better place without clothes, especially when nice-looking ladies were around. Allegedly stoned and drunk one night Obama and a friend stopped to talk to an attractive girl and “Barry launched into a riff on nudity, offering his theory that the human race would be better off if people did not wear clothes.” This declaration was made with the urgency of someone ready to strip then and there. “It seemed apparent that Barry was trying to seduce the woman right in front of his friend” who had a crush on the girl. She appeared “sympathetic to the theoretical argument but not ready to put it into practice.”

When Obama was living in Hawaii he used to drag race with his friends. Once, when he was in a car a friend was driving they got into an crash. The car he was riding in flipped and landed upside down. The other car turned around and found Obama, who had crawled out a back window, laughing hysterically yelling at the driver “You can’t drive for shit!”.

It is not the first time the spotlight has fallen on Obama’s teenage use of marijuana. In his 1995 autobiography, “Dreams from My Father,” the president made the admission himself. He wrote about some of his smoking haunts where he “got high to push questions of who I was out of my mind”, including “a white classmate’s sparkling new van, in the dorm room of some brother and on the beach with a couple of Hawaiian kids”. “Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it,” he adds in the memoir.

Everyone knew Barry liked “eating dogs” and “smoking weeds.” Whatever happen to “Dude” the cute missing dog?

So this is why it seems like our country is being run by Cheech & Chong! It might be fun to share a bong or two with Barry.

But having him as President truly sucks.

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