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Hillary’s Sexual Lawsuit

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , , on June 28, 2017 by andelino

In the wake of allegations of sexual harassment against top “income” producers at Fox News, Hillary Clinton entered the “fray,” joining the string of “opportunistic” women who shake down “super-wealthy” men for the “crime” of asking them for a “date.”

Standing with “sexual harassment” specialist Gloria Allred and a gaggle of “sobbing” women with “heaving” shoulders, a “visibly” upset Hillary pointed an “accusing” finger at the “mug shots” of Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly.

Attorney Allred “hugged” Hillary tightly to “comfort” her as the other “liberal” women wearing “pussy hats” joined in.

“They refused to have sex with me!” she cried out “wailing” uncontrollably, while “blaming” Fox News for “refusing” to run her “patriotic” swimsuit advertisement during the “election.”

“Every time I came near these two, I made sure to look good, wear lipstick, spike heels, my push up bra, studded leather collars, and negligees and thongs from Victoria’s Secret. As soon as they saw me coming, the two split in opposite directions and ran. In my heels I couldn’t catch up!”

Hyperventilating, “shaking” and unable to control her “emotions,” Hillary took several “moments” to compose herself, “tears” streaming down her face.

“I tripped and stumbled running after Bill O’Reilly. I even dropped my bottle of bourbon. It was embarrassing. Everyone in the newsroom was watching me making a fool of myself. They kept staring! It was awful. Even more embarrassing, some of the staff people tweeted and posted it on Facebook!”

Hillary turned to the cameras again: “I’ve never been more humiliated in my entire life. The trauma made me turn to drink again after a whole four hours of abstinence. I even started smoking those strange tasting wet cigars Bill gave me. Who will pay for my Detox this time around?”

Two “ACLU” lawyers and a attorney from the “Southern Poverty Law Center” took their turns at the microphones “announcing” that Madonna will join the “lawsuit” to express her outrage at this “deviant” sexual behavior while making again life threats against President Trump.

She is especially “outraged” at the men who “refused” her offer for free blowjobs if they “voted” for Hillary.

The lawyers “raged” at the “discriminatory, UN-Democratic, UN-American, unfair America’s constitution, unjust election results,” as well as against the “smart, wealthy and successful wife of the husband with orange hair and small hands.”

Gloria Allred “ended” the news conference saying “We promise to take Hillary’s case to the Supreme Court if necessary, along with her push up bra, matching pantsuit studded leather collars, leash, and patriotic thongs as evidence.”

“We will subpoena Donald Trump as the co-plaintiff in our lawsuit. He’s an accessory to widespread discrimination proven by his desire to grope supermodel pussies while neglecting Rosie O’Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg, both known for their inner sexual beauties.”

Reaffirming her “true” status as a victim, “Barker-in-Chief” Hillary revealed the “secret” to her “loss/theft” of the presidential election declaring “Russian meddling, FBI Director James Comey’s involvement, WikiLeaks theft of emails from her campaign chairman, and misogyny as primary excuse” out of her 35 other reasons.

The first “three” are all Republican “fake news.” Pure fiction. That last one, “misogyny,” I’m not sure how that “fits” but I’ll look it up after my women brings me a “beer and sammitch.”


White House Not Safe

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on March 19, 2017 by andelino

Former U.S. Secret Service Agent Dan Bongino “insists” that President Donald Trump “is not safe at the White House anymore” because the Secret Service is “not serious about the security plan” during an interview on Fox News.

Bongino “blasted” the leadership of the Secret Service for “failing” to prevent a man with a backpack from “breaching” the White House grounds near the South Portico “entrance” while the president was “inside.”

Although the agents “succeeded” in stopping the intruder from breaching the “mansion” itself and his backpack did not contain “explosive” material, Bongino said the breach betrays a “lack of seriousness about threats.”

“The president, in my humble opinion, is just not safe at the White House anymore because they’re not serious about the security plan,” Bongino said. “They’re serious about how the White House looks and uniform division, but they’re just not serious about the security plan at the White House anymore.”

Following the “security breach,” CNN obtained a statement from the Secret Service in which the agency said “nothing of concern to security operations was found.”

Bongino took “issue” with that claim.

“So first, let’s scrap this nonsense that this is how the system was supposed to work … that the system was supposed to allow a man with a backpack up to the South Portico a hundred yards — maybe just a tad bit more from the president of the United States. That’s an absurd statement,” Bongino said.

“And I’ll tell ya — I love the Secret Service, I love the men and women there, the rank-and-file agents are the best people I’ve ever met — but the management is an absolute disaster. To put out a statement like that is outrageous.”

The former Secret Service agent “insisted” the problem exists because the agency “knows what has to be done” but refuses to do it for a “variety of reasons.”

“You can put double fencing. You can angle the fencing outward so it’s nearly impossible to scale. You can put more personnel and special weapons on the South Lawn,” Bongino suggested.

“But the show point is, there are interests in the White House, staff interests — maybe not from this administration, but certainly from prior administrations — that have stopped that because, ‘Oh, it doesn’t look good. You don’t want to make it look like an armed camp.’ Which is ridiculous.”

“There are other interests that say, ‘Well, the history of the White House — we don’t want to disturb the look of it,’” Bongino continued, adding that this is “a serious time” filled with potential “terror” threats.

“If you think the Secret Service right now under the current security plan is prepared for a multiple-man tactical assault on the White House, you’re out of your mind.”

Bongino said he was especially “frustrated” because he knows how “capable” the “rank-and-file men and women” of the agency are and would be if they were “allowed to do their jobs more effectively.”

“This is the soberest analysis you’re gonna get … There are people who know that they are not prepared,” Bongino said. “How much more of a sobering analysis can you get? They’re just not ready.”

“And they’re not serious about it because they know the ramifications of what would happen if there were multiple people with heavy weapons jumping that fence. They know it. That means they’re not being serious about it.”

“Having been a former Secret Service agent guys, he’s just not safe anymore …it’s a great agency but it’s being run by a bunch of people who have no idea what they are doing..they are doing things they did 20 or 30 years ago, expecting different results.”

I’m not “surprised” at all that another “person” breached the White House “security” perimeter.

They’re “securing” the White House almost the same way they did “20 years ago” with a couple technical “changes” tinkering around the edges.

You have a uniform “division” where morale is “destroyed,” they can’t keep good people. The agent side is “hemorrhaging” their best personnel. I can tell you about 20 or 30 “colleagues”  with the intellectual “capability” who have already left and resigned.

A good example is Kerry O’Grady, the “disgruntled” Secret Service agent who openly said she would rather go to “jail than take a bullet” for Donald Trump “despite” taking an oath to “defend him with her life.”

“Bad cannot have the same people in here who are beholden to the same interests, the same DHS…they don’t care about security, they care about the money when they leave the door.”

Do you want the White House “secure” or not?! You better “fix” the fence! Fix the fence line and stop being “concerned with the looks of it!”

“Electrify the fence. Motion sensor’s should be everywhere. Scaling the fence is one thing but why was he able to get as far as he did before being detected?”

This is “inexcusable” and something definitely needs to “dealt” with.

What about the “violent” rhetoric of leftists like Madonna which “incites” criminals to act out.

There’s a new transistor radio out. 4 speakers, one asshole and no WiFi.

Or leftists “foul-mouthed” Chelsea Handler vile “attack” who “wishes someone would put Kellyanne Conway in a microwave.” As much as she wants people to be “murdered” I’d say she’s “dangerous.” You have to wonder if Chelsea has a “problem” with women in general or just women who don’t “agree” with her politically.

Or God forbid, how about a “deranged” Secret Service agent playing martyr and “assassinating”  the President like the Turkish off-duty “police officer” Mevlut Mert Altintas who cowardly “killed” Russian Ambassador Andrey Karlov by “shooting” him multiple times in the “back” from behind.

Not to “accuse” anyone of plotting against the President, but one has to “believe” that among the various “radicals” that make up the “Obama OFA, George Soros network and their allied jihadist invaders” there would be no “shortage of volunteers” to man that tactical “assault” Bongino is “warning” against.

President Trump needs to “listen” and take preventative “action” before it’s too late. His survival is “vital” to America’s future.

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Assassination Threats

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on January 25, 2017 by andelino


“Threatening the President of the United States is a serious crime and a class E felony under United States Code Title 18, Section 871. It consists of knowingly and willfully mailing or otherwise making any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States.“

Kentucky woman Heather Lowrey, who described herself as a Louisville “vixen and aspiring wrestling diva” on her Twitter profile before going into “electronic hiding,” tweeted this message January 17:


Her “threat” suggestion became the “target” of a serious social media “backlash” from the public and “termination” by her own employers after suggesting on Twitter it would be “kind for someone to assassinate Donald Trump.”

It is “illegal” in the United States to threaten to “kill or injure” any sitting president and his family.

Her tweet “ignited” a firestorm on social media, with comments such as this from Leslie Maiko: “It seems this rotted soul #LiberalLunatic wench #HeatherChristineLowrey aka #VSAddict22 has gone in2 hiding & shut down her Twitter. Good.”

Her employers soon after “fired” Lowrey and issued public statements “distancing” themselves from her threatening tweet.


One of them, ”Va Va Vixens,” a burlesque group “released” the following statement:

“Please, know that we, at Va Va Vixens, do not condone the behavior of Heather Lowrey. She was dismissed the moment we were informed of this incident. We have a zero tolerance policy for such. We do not condone hate by any party and will not partake in it. We in no way support negative behavior or malicious intent from anyone.”

The U.S. Secret Service “interviewed” Lowrey in the wake of her tweet, and is continuing to “investigate” the matter.

Lowrey isn’t the “only” person making headlines for potential “threats” against Trump.

Pop star “Madonna” said during Saturday’s women’s march on Washington that she herself has thought “an awful lot about blowing up the White House.”


During a “profanity-laced” speech at the protest rally in Washington, D.C. the 58-year-old “Rebel Heart” singer said she had felt “angry” and “outraged” over Donald Trump becoming the country’s 45th president.

“I’m angry. Yes, I’m outraged. Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House.  But I know that this won’t change anything. We cannot fall into despair.”

A spokesman for the Secret Service reportedly told The Gateway Pundit that the agency was “aware” of the singer’s comments and would “open” an investigation, though the final decision on whether to “prosecute” would be made by the U.S. Attorney’s office.

Madonna performed two songs during her appearance at the Women’s March, “Express Yourself” and “Human Nature.”

During “Human Nature,” the singer changed the song’s lyrics to include “Donald Trump, suck a dick.”


On Sunday Madonna continued her “diatribe” against Donald Trump and the Secret Service tweeting “Fuck Donald Trump and Fuck the Secret  Service” deleting the post later

Madonna’s comments aired “uncensored” on several cable TV networks, leading to “apologies” from some on-air anchors.

Madonna was one of Trump’s biggest celebrity “antagonists” during the election.

In October, the pop star offered to perform oral sex on anyone who voted for former Democratic presidential “nominee” Hillary Clinton.

Madonna wasn’t the only “celebrities” who participated in Saturday’s march.

Other stars on hand included Alicia Keys, Amy Schumer, Ashley Judd, Scarlet Johansson, Cher, Julia Roberts and Katy Perry.

Here are a slew of other “would-be assassins”















Now would be a “good” time to make a “powerful” statement by the “new” administration.

Arrest “Madonna” and all other “would-be assassins,” charge them with “threatening” the President or Government “property” and lock them up in “prison” for several years.

That would be a major “deterrent” for others shooting their “mouths” off.

Until we take these “threats” seriously and “prosecute” nothing will “change.”

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Like A Prayer

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , on November 14, 2014 by andelino


“Like a Prayer” is a song recorded by American singer Madonna for her 1989 studio album of the same name. Sire Records released it as the lead single from the album on March 3, 1989. Written and produced by Madonna and Patrick Leonard.



Fast forward to 2014. There’s nothing “wrong” with taking a little “gander” interest in Madonna. After all, we’re “only” human.

And I’m not “gonna” lie, for someone pushing 57, those “boobs” are some solid fun bangers “defying” any gravity.



The milk might went “sour” in the ’90′s after Ray Of Light, when she speedy gave “birth” to her first child, Lourdes.

Just be sure to “stay” North of the “equator” unless you’re “equipped” with a “machete” and blessed by a “Saint.”

That “jungle” is as “treacherous” as it gets.


Nude Madonna 1979.

I would “run” through that “shrub” like Steve Prefontaine.

Studying the Qur’an

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on October 20, 2013 by andelino

Madonna 01Madonna, in an attempt to regain “relevancy”, has chosen a new path to “mock” the Western world:

“She’s studying the Qur’an.”

In a relentlessly “self-aggrandizing” piece about her life in Vanity Fair titled “Truth or Dare,” Madonna reveals she has always tried to “stretch” the cultural envelope.

Who knew?

Madonna’s deep “philosophy” is reflected in these timeless words:

“If I can’t be daring in my work or the way I live my life, then I don’t really see the point of being on this planet.”

She traces the “source” of her inspiration:

“I would pull myself together and look at a postcard of Frida Kahlo taped to my wall, and the sight of her mustache consoled me. Because she was an artist who didn’t care what people thought. I admired her. She was daring. People gave her a hard time. Life gave her a hard time. If she could do it, then so could I.”

Of course, there were her “sexual” fantasies:

“I was also wearing as many crucifixes around my neck as I could carry, and telling people in interviews that I did it because I thought Jesus was sexy. Well, he was sexy to me, but I also said it to be provocative.”

No, really?

Not content with making a “mockery” of Christianity, she tried “Judaism” next, protesting that she was a student of “Kabbalah.”

We were talking about “God and Heaven and Hell,” but I didn’t feel like religious “dogma” was being shoved down my throat.

Of course, in Jewish “tradition” you’re supposed to know Jewish “law” thoroughly before you even consider “studying” Kabbalah, but tradition isn’t “exactly” her strong suit.

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But poor Madonna was a “victim” of a heartless society:

“I could get my head around people giving me a hard time for simulating masturbation onstage or publishing my Sex book, even kissing Britney Spears at an awards show, but trying to save a child’s life was not something I thought I would be punished for. I was accused by a female Malawian judge that because I was divorced, I was an unfit mother.”

She had a “right” to be angry.

We all want to “look” up to Moms who simulate “masturbation on stage, pose naked, and kiss girls.”

But now she has another “dare” for Western society:

“I am building schools for girls in Islamic countries and studying the Qur’an. I think it is important to study all the holy books. As my friend Yaman always tells me, a good Muslim is a good Jew, and a good Jew is a good Christian, and so forth.”

To Madonna, they are “all” the same.

And she ends her “pathetic” puff piece with this:

“As life goes on (and thank goodness it has), the idea of being daring has become the norm for me. Of course, this is all about perception because asking questions, challenging people’s ideas and belief systems, and defending those who don’t have a voice have become a part of my everyday life. In my book, it is normal. In my book, everyone is doing something daring. Please open this book. I dare you.”

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Well, isn’t this “terrific” news!

I can’t wait seeing Madonna “traveling” the Middle East and wage “jihad sex” to boost the morale of those “love-starved” Islamic terrorist.

The Arabic term “jihad al-nikah” in the Qur’an describes a phenomenon, evident in Arab countries, of women traveling to the “battlefield” to provide “comfort and sexual favors” for the rebel fighters and “guarantee” themselves a place in heaven.

Albeit in Madonna’s case not as “one of the 72 virgins” since she was held up at gunpoint and “raped” during her early days in New York.

Middle Finger Malfunction

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on February 5, 2012 by andelino

Super Bowl performances will forever be judged by Janet Jackson’s infamous “flashing the nation wardrobe-malfunction where Justin Timberlake ripped open her costume to expose her breast for nine-sixteenths of a second during the 2004 half-time show.

Now, MIA (Muppet In Action), best known for the hit song Paper Planes, and recent split from her environmentalist fiancé Benjamin Bronfman, may finally erase the nipple incident that shamed singer Jackson from the U.S. nation’s collective memory. The British rapper and mother of one, 36, flipped her middle finger and swore into the camera during her rap solo as over 100 million fans around the world watched the performance. Great career move, MIA!

While all eyes were on Madonna for a scandalous moment, the broadcasters were caught by surprise by MIA and scrambled to obscure the rebellious bird sign language malfunction in time. With one foot up on the podium, the 36-year-old rapped “I don’t give a shit” and pulled the rude gesture during the live performance of Madonna’s new song, Give Me All Your Luvin, alongside the pop queen and fellow rapper Nicki Minaj. Madonna was not very happy, not only because she considered it unprofessional, but also because she stole her thunder.

Madonna had been nervous about her performance, hoping to position herself as the queen of a new generation of pop stars with an opulent show and a sharp performance that mixed her new release with more familiar songs. But it seems she should have been more worried about the performance of her co-star and label-mate who is no stranger to controversy. MIA, real name Mathangi “Maya” Arulpragasam is best known for her Grammy nominated song Paper Planes featured in the film “Slumdog Millionaire.”

A graphic video for the 2010 song Born Free was given an adults-only rating on YouTube and drew parallels with racism. Born Free takes place in an alternate reality where people with red-hair or gingers are rounded up by American paramilitary style gang and then executed and bombed for sport.

MIA defended the work and said she felt that the work of Justin Bieber, the teen heart-throb, was more of an assault on the senses than her video. The hip hop star, who gave birth to son Ikhyd in February 2009, is a new label-mate of Madonna’s.

MIA has just released a video for her new single “Bad Girls.” In the video for the track she takes aim at Saudi Arabia’s laws which bans women from driving. Muslim academics warned in December that allowing women to drive would “provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce”. In the video, MIA is seen heading a crowd of dancing women dressed in traditional Middle-Eastern dress to take part in a drag race.

In her family’s native Sri Lanka she has been accused of being “a cheerleader for terrorists” – separatist Tamil Tiger guerrillas – in the country’s civil war. As the “only Tamil in the western media” MIA claims she has a responsibility to say “what is going on” in the country. But the majority of people reportedly view the rebels as “terrorists” who are on the verge of being wiped out by government forces. And some Sri  Lankan musicians have criticized her for “spreading blatant terrorist propaganda”.

Meanwhile, Madonna had declared she had to put on “the greatest show on earth, during the greatest show on Earth” and she certainly didn’t disappoint. The singer, 53, put on an impressive performance during half-time show of the football game between the New York Giants and the New England Patriots. She arrived onstage like Roman royalty when muscle-bound men carried her extravagant throne across the football field to the stage as she sang her way through the classic hits Vogue, Like a Prayer and Music.

While the pressure to perform well was immense and greatly felt, Madonna appeared to rise to the challenge. Though she may be left more than a little put out that her label-mate has garnered the headline stories for her excellent performance during the 2012 Bridgestone Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Show at the Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis.

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