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Stuttering Nancy Pelosi

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on June 13, 2019 by andelino

President Trump is wondering what is “wrong” with Nancy Pelosi. He tweeted a video of the House Speaker “stammering” through a press conference.

“PELOSI STAMMERS THROUGH NEWS CONFERENCE” — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 24, 2019

Trump then tweeted a “quote” from Republican consultant Ed Rollins, who said on the program that Pelosi can’t “put a subject with a predicate in the same sentence.”

“Nancy Pelosi should not be out there doing the kinds of things she is doing. She will diminish herself and her membership. She cannot put a subject with a predicate in the same sentence. What’s going on?” Ed Rollins @GreggJarrett @LouDobbs — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 24, 2019

In the clip, Pelosi appears to forget the name of Trump’s new “trade” deal with Mexico and Canada and holds up “two” fingers as she pronounces a list of “three things” to remember.

Trump shared the video after he posited that Pelosi, 79, was slipping. “I tell you what, I’ve been watching her, and I have been watching her for a long period of time — she’s not the same person,” he said.

The attention comes as the Washington Post sought to discredit any legitimate questions about Pelosi’s “health and state of mind.”

One of the most startling examples of Pelosi’s “bizarre” behavior was when she wished reporters a “Happy Thanksgiving” on Valentine’s Day and didn’t correct herself. She was a mere 84 days late.

Is it possible President Trump is “right” again.

There are many videos on the Internet getting hundreds of thousands of views because they speak for themselves: “there is something not right with Nancy and many people seem to agree.”” frameborder=”0″ allow=”accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture” allowfullscreen></iframe>

Crazy Nancy Pelosi

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on May 28, 2019 by andelino


 “Crazy Nancy” Pelosi must have missed her morning “drink” because she was “out of mind” at her Press Conference the other day.

Wow, talk about getting “off the rails” and driving the whole Democrat train right off liberal “Loony Toon” mountain.

Essentially her argument against impeachment was, “Trump definitely committed impeachable offenses, but we’re not going to do anything because the bad guys might get more mad. We won’t impeach Trump because Trump wants’ to be impeached.”

At one point “Crazy Nancy” said she’s “praying for the President and hopes his family has an intervention.” Really? Praying? For Intervention?

Since when do Democrats believe in “faith” matters?

After watching President Trump’s Rose Garden press conference and then this “Crazy Nancy” press conference, there is no doubt which of the two was the more “sane” person.

“Crazy Nancy” is absolutely nuts, and if she said anything similar to this, at any other point in American history, the news media would be calling for her to be “mentally” unstable and not “fit” to serve in Congress.

While Liberals will never see just how far “Crazy Nancy”  is off her rocker, the 33% of voters who call themselves “Independent” must see how “delusional” the Democrats have become.

But “Crazy Nancy’s” rambling, incoherent Press Conference wasn’t just noticed by the “right-wing.”

Some of the Democrats who didn’t fully drink the liberal“Kool-Aid” were clearly “confused” by the twisted logic “Crazy Nancy” was using to justify her “thoughts.”

 Donald Trump fired back at “Crazy Nancy” for the drunken “tirade” in which the almost octogenarian” decrepit Speaker of the House accused the President of a “cover-up.”

“Crazy Nancy” then took it a step further and accused the Trump administration of “killing children” at the border, before ending her speech calling on the Trump family to hold an “intervention” on the president.

“Crazy Nancy’s” so-called “relatively small verbal” stumbling’s and bumbling’s have been “recorded” for years on the Internet, and believe me they are not just “small little blips” on the radar, as her “senility” is getting worse.

Remember “Crazy Nancy” stopping, starting, stuttering and lying her way through her surprise “announcement” calling for the postponement of President Trump’s “State of the Union” address?

Getting back to “Crazy Nancy’s” press conference, President Trump pointed out there’s the fact that she held “two” fingers up while saying “three.” I’m not even going to count how many times she called Trump “Bush.”

Even more amazing is the fact that the slobbering, drunk “Crazy Nancy” with her loose dentures wants an apology from Trump for allegedly posting a “doctored” video, but this “old fart with the onset of Alzheimer’s” sees nothing wrong with accusing the President of a “cover-up” and claiming he is “killing children” at the border?

Self Immolation

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on February 17, 2017 by andelino


A Trump-hating “protester” set himself on “fire” outside the Trump International Hotel a few blocks from the White House in Washington, D.C. but “failed” to kill himself.

The 45-year-old Californian used an unidentified “accelerant” and a lighter in an unsuccessful attempt to “flambé” himself for social justice.


“I tried to light myself on fire as an act of protest,” he reportedly told reporters before they filed their reports.

He said he was making a statement about “the fact that we’ve elected somebody who is completely incapable of respecting the Constitution of the United States.”

He was admitted to hospital with “serious” but not life-threatening “burns” much to the dismay of “#DisruptJ20” leaders. Police have so far “declined” to press charges.

It was unclear if the man was “insane” or simply a very “dedicated” demonstrator. Given his disinclination to fully “combust” he is unlikely to have been an “Eagle Scout.”


This is the sort of heroism the left inspires: “a mindless groupie who is willing to torch himself for pretty much no reason at all. I’m sure the left is in a state of mourning following this unfortunate lack of success. No horrendous burns either — so no skin badge of honor. This really stinks.”

This is how “uncaring” these conservatives are…

“A form of anti-Trump protest I can totally support. Anti-Trump protestor sets himself on fire.” — Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) January 18, 2017

It was most “revolutionary” of this protestor to attempt such a demonstration of “incrementalist world changingness.”


My suggestion: “If at first you don’t succeed, try again.”

I don’t want to set the world on fire,
I just want to start a flame in my heart.
In this world I have but one desire,
And that one is flame, all others be shamed.

I’ve lost all my nerves, in a world of flame,
I just want to be a burning man.
And if I was smarter, inside of my brain,
I’ll have reached the goal I planned on, believe me.

I don’t want to set the world on fire,
I just want to start a flame in my heart.
I just wanna set myself on fire, Bernie,
I love you so much.

I just want to start a great big flame down in my heart.
And in this world I have but one desire,
And that one desire is flame, and all the others, they ought to be shamed.

I’ve lost all my nerves, in a world of flame,
I just want to be a burning man.
And if I was smarter, inside of my brain,
I’ll have reached the goal I planned on, believe me.

I don’t want to set the world on fire,
I just want to start a flame in my heart.

Bonfire of a fool’s vanities

Okie Doke Speech

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on June 9, 2016 by andelino

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Barack Hussein Obama tried a speech without his teleprompter to a crowd in Indiana. It didn’t turned out to be the “best idea” as he ended up disgracefully “humiliating” himself on live television.

Lame duck Obama took to the stage in Elkhart to “rail” against Donald Trump, although he didn’t end up “mentioning” him by name, there was little “question” over who he was “targeting” with his blistering, “stammering” critique.

While Barry “tried” his best to make the GOP nominee look “bad” in front of the crowd, one particular “moment” of his speech has been getting some “serious” attention after the allegedly “brilliant” president couldn’t seem to “muster” up the words to slam “The Donald” while talking about “division.”

Check it out for yourself…

“If we turn against each other based on divisions of race or religion,” Obama began, then right after he couldn’t seem to “find the words” to follow up his statement, he repeated the word “if” more than ten times before “spitting” anything else out.

Right after, he found himself in a “bind” again as he tried to think of the words to “describe” Trump’s rhetoric. What words did our “Harvard and Columbia” educated president end up finding to “criticize” Trump?

“Okie doke.” Yes, “Okie doke.” That’s what Obama warned people not to “fall for this election.”

“If we fall for a bunch of Okie doke just because, you know, it sounds funny or the tweets are provocative” — along with some noticeable pauses — “then we won’t build on the progress that we’ve started,” he said.

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Of course, when the leader of the “Free World” sounds like a “blubbering” idiot, people take notice, and “take notice they did.” Twitter is often the place you go to find out “instantaneous” reactions from people, and they were not kind… at all.

Ouch. What exactly is “Okie doke” anyway? Nobody really knows, but coming from Obama it could mean “anything.” Maybe it’s a Muslim “code” word from the Qur’an.

For those wondering, in the same speech Obama also tried to “convince” people that government “isn’t the problem,” and that the special “interests” groups seeking special “treatment” – and receiving it from the Obama administration – aren’t “disrupting” people’s lives.

He blamed “right-wing radio” for “spreading lies” about the economy, and completely “ignored” the fact that his “horrible” policies over the last eight years have “landed us where we are,” which really isn’t surprising.

Here’s an “excerpt” of what else Obama had to say:

“By telling hard-working middle-class families that the reason they are getting squeezed is because some moochers at the bottom of the income ladder, because of minorities and because of immigrants or because of employees or because of feminists, because of poor folks who aren’t willing to work, they have been able to promote policies and protect special interests and those at the very top of the economic pyramid. That’s just the truth. I hope you don’t mind me being blunt about this, but I have been listening to the stuff for a while. And I’m concerned when I watch the direction of our politics. We have been hearing this story for decades, tales about welfare queens, talking about the takers, talking about the 47 percent. It is the story that is broadcast every day on some cable news stations, on right wing radio. It is pumped into cars and bars and VFW halls all across America and right here in Elkhart. If you are hearing that story all the time, you start believing it. It is no wonder people think state government is the problem.”

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This stuttering “lunatic” is seriously “delusional.” Quick, get this feckless, “insane” black dude his teleprompter back and some free “ObamaCare” speech therapy lessons.

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They won’t even let Obama speak to 4th graders without the teleprompter.

“ If we turn against each other based on division of race or religion. If-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if we fall for, you know, a bunch of Okie-doke, just because, you know it-it-it. You know, it-it-it-it-it-it sounds funny or the tweets are provocative— along with some noticeable pauses — “then we won’t build on the progress that we’ve started.”

Spit it out Dude!

If-If Okie
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.

If-If Okie
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

Why do you think you’re a dictator king?
Your favorite thing’s telepromptering.
When it breaks down you will lose your crown,
Something you never, really had.
Aren’t you disgusting?

If-If Okie
If you swipe Race Card you will go far,
You will live in slave-built house too,
Like the If-If Barack Dokity-doo

Let’s cue Obama’s “Okie Doke” speech to some “original” old school classic “Oompa Loompa” tunes…

Obama ‘livid’ at Trump’s Twitter skills
The Obama post-presidency has already begun

Who is Ben Ghazi

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on September 19, 2014 by andelino

Who is Ben Ghazi

Barack Obama has “lied” to America over and over again, and yet a significant portion of the population continues to “believe” what he has to say.

That is why we need to make the video posted below “go viral.”

Someone spent a lot of time and effort gathering “clips” of Obama telling dozens of “huge lies” to the American people.

When they are all “gathered” in one place, it is truly rather “shocking.”

Here is Barack Obama in his “own” words…

And now Barack Obama claims that “ISIS Is Not Islamic?”

Has this “black” Muslim in the White House gone “Completely Insane?”

Obama Imanm

Default Apocalypse

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on October 18, 2013 by andelino

Default Apocalypse 00A Survival Guide To The Debt Ceiling Default Apocalypse

America may be on the verge of a default on its national debt.

There is no “good” reason for this default which could easily be “avoided” by the “insane lunatics” in Washington DC.

So what should we do, in the meantime, to prepare ourselves?

It’s a good question!

Right now, U.S. Treasury bonds are an important benchmark in the global economy.

Trillions of dollars of transactions depend on the security of these bonds.

The very definition of financial risk in much of the world is predicated on the notion that America will never, ever default on its debt.

Experts expect major bank failures, a collapse of various normally safe mutual funds and general chaos if the U.S. defaults.

At home, we would see an immediate government shutdown on steroids, as services go offline and the Treasury Department attempts to juggle the chainsaws as best it can to postpone the most dire effects of a default scenario.

President Barack Obama has a few “weird” options he can exercise as well.

A slew of legal scholars believe Obama can unilaterally raise the debt ceiling based upon the 14th Amendment of the Constitution, which states that “the validity of the public debt … shall not be questioned.”

Fans of quirky monetary tricks note that the president could also mint a trillion-dollar platinum coin, deposit it at the Federal Reserve, and keep the lights on indefinitely.

Obama, has, in the past, rejected both of these ideas, but if the debt ceiling calamity looks inevitable, he may have to revisit them.

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Nevertheless, the hour of debt ceiling darkness is drawing near.

Soon the government runs out of extraordinary measures and the state will begin failing to make good on its obligations.

Absent a congressional debt ceiling hike or Obama debt ceiling magic, the U.S. will be missing bond payments by the end of the month, plunging the world into turmoil and chaos.

How will you survive this new world order?

Well, you probably won’t.

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But here’s how to give yourself a “fighting” chance.

First, allow yourself to panic: Panic is inevitable, so just get on with it as quickly as possible. Let it wash over you. Cleanse yourself in its heat. Let the panic burn away all thoughts of the luxuries you once savored as a member of 21st century human civilization. Allow the fear to clarify things for you. Allow yourself to be reborn, as a person capable of things you wouldn’t have ordinarily thought yourself to be capable of. Bloody things. Once past your now outdated moral and ethical considerations, you are ready to begin.

You will probably want to heavily arm yourself: Those that already have done so will have a huge leg up in this department, so act fast and acquire sufficient armaments, and be prepared to use them. Alternatively, you can seek out the toughest, most heavily armed person you know and pledge your servitude to that person. You will want to make a very simple, very cogent case about what you have to offer this person in exchange for protection. Bear in mind that if you are a “political blogger,” there is probably no place for you in this new society. You should ask for the end to come quickly and painlessly.

If you work at a Medieval Times restaurant, you already have a bit of an advantage in navigating what our new feudal society is going to be like. And sadly, those weird Cross fit people are probably going to rise in the ranks fairly quickly.

Acquire the means to start fires as quickly as possible: Mankind has been taking its ability to just start fires at will for granted. After the default apocalypse, it’s going to get very hard. You should probably spend a sizable amount of your time over the next few weeks learning how to set fires without our modern means of doing so. Barring that, stockpile as many fire-starting implements as you can.

Cigarettes are a better hedge against the dollar than gold: Have you been buying gold? Wow, that was a big mistake! You are not really going to be able to buy anything with a commodity devoid of practical utility. It’s possible you might be able to trade gold for your life, if you are up against a particularly stupid warlord distracted by shiny objects. The new medium of exchange in the default apocalypse will probably look a lot like the one currently used in prisons, so consider cigarettes default swaps.

Carve a hole in the bottom of your mattress: Staying rested is essential and sleeping on the pile of cigarettes you horde before the crash can be rough. Smokes aren’t as comfy as a tempurpedic pillows, but they’re easy to hide from roving bandits when stuffed with care into a dug-out crater under your mattress.

Find a sturdy, non-rusty garbage can: You will probably need this to start fires in. Also, you can roll your junk around inside it.

Train and befriend a wolf: They will prove to be helpful companions and able watchdogs when society turns on itself. And chances are, an enormous amount of societal status will accrue to someone who can command the wolves at will.

Train and befriend a carrier pigeon: This is how you will “GChat” after the default crisis.

Befriend Liam Neeson if you can: Speaking of wolves, did you know that 80 percent of the movie “Into The Grey,” starring Liam Neeson, is actually just found footage from his real life, spent surviving arctic conditions and killing wolves with his bare hands? It’s true. Pledging your servitude to Neeson would be a really good move right now, especially if you find yourself having to face down the “Wolf Lord” clan for survival.

Get as many canned goods as possible: Food supplies won’t be immediately depleted. But they can’t be trusted. With food inspectors already furloughed and international trade likely to slow, expect a disruption in your normal diet. And prepare for the inevitable hunger pains. You’ll want to avoid tuna fish, because no one is coming to treat you for the mercury poisoning you develop after you’ve eaten a bunch of not-checked-by-food-inspectors tins of tuna. Also, while beans are hearty, you probably don’t want to stumble into your life in this new society with a reputation for flatulence.

Do you know how to farm anything? See, this is one of those skills with which you can bargain for protection. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to know how to hunt, either. Or to field dress a wild animal. Fishing is also a worthwhile skill to have. Basically, you’ll be spending your life growing and gathering food for your clan, so it would help if you actually enjoyed doing this stuff, too.

Buy survival seeds: As the Survival Seed Bank website notes, you can plant a “full acre crisis garden!” But you’d better do this within the protective barriers that your post-default liege erects to protect his holdings.

Buy fake survival seeds: You can give these to the guy who will try and steal your survivor seeds.

What to do about books? This is a judgment call. You probably won’t have much time to read that new Dave Eggers book, and carrying around a bunch of non-essential stuff is a no-go. Still it would be useful to help keep Western Civilization alive in some fashion. And everyone knows that Liam Neeson likes a good night read while being tucked into bed. Perhaps you can convince your liege to erect his fortifications around a library? You can argue that the library contains useful guides to basic latrine engineering and animal husbandry. Plus, in a pinch, you can burn the Twilight series — and any other “tween paranormal romance” novels — for warmth.

Duct tape is helpful: Seriously, duct tape is one of mankind’s most amazing creations, with more uses than you can even fathom. Stock up right this minute, if only to wrap around your hands for use as an alternative to the gloves that will be stolen from you.

Make sure you have a good pair of shoes: You’ll be moving around a lot, so make sure your shoes are sturdy and comfortable and solid in all sorts of extreme conditions. Think in terms of a good pair of Carhartt work boots — kick those Kenneth Coles to the curb. This is the post-default hells cape, not a fashion show.

Finally, leave that acoustic guitar at home: No one wants to hear your singer-songwriter bullshit right now.

Enjoy the “Default Apocalypse!”

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