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How To Retire

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 15, 2017 by andelino

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Michael Stuban, a “mid-level” manager at the Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission, “retired” on Thanksgiving after a 35-year career that started in a “tollbooth.”

But before he left, Stuban filled out his “exit questionnaire” with what he described as “brutal” honesty. Let’s just say he didn’t give his bosses an “E-ZPass.”

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Stuban blasted the “out of touch” executive-level managers who are “only looking out for themselves” and are running a “rudderless” agency that hires “incompetents” based on political connections.

Stuban, 58, wrote that he actually “liked” his job and didn’t “want” to retire yet, but that the last five years at the commission had been “terrible,” with “no morale” among workers.

“Giving us classes where we are being told we are not political. That’s bullshit. Jobs/Promotions are filled by the politicians, it’s who you know, not what you know. Positions created for people who are not qualified.”

That’s just “one” example. But it “gets” better.

Stuban, who “hails” from a small borough in Western Pennsylvania, sent the “email” not just to the HR department, but to “everyone” at the Turnpike Commission, more than “2,000 employees.”

Basically, the email equivalent of that scene in “Half Baked” where the guy “quits his job” at the burger joint.

“Want to get away? Southwest is offering great fares . . . “ one Turnpike Commission employee replied-all to Stuban’s email, “referencing” the airline’s commercials.

“Next up” was former State Sen. Sean Logan, chairman of the Turnpike Commission, who apparently didn’t find “any of this funny.”

He hit the reply-all button and wrote: “Mr. Stuban . . . I don’t believe we ever met, and after reading your Exit Questionnaire, I am grateful that we didn’t.”

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We called Stuban at his “home” along the Ohio River in Beaver County. It sounded like he was “smiling” on the other end.

“When they asked for an honest exit interview, I gave them one,” Stuban said, chuckling occasionally. “I sent it minutes before I officially retired.”

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Stuban, who was an “interchange” manager at the commission, said his former colleagues told him about Logan’s “icy” reply.

“He did miss the point,” Stuban said. “If it was an effective company and someone told you there are problems and no morale, you don’t have to believe me, but maybe someone should check into it.”

One of the biggest “problems” at the agency, Stuban said, is “political” patronage. He said relatives of “powerful” people get hired “regardless” of their qualifications.

“They hire a lot of people that are dumb as rocks,” he said.

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We emailed Logan but didn’t “hear” back. As for Stuban, he sounds like he’ll be “just fine.” He plans to do some “traveling,” catch up on “projects” around the house and “volunteer” at his church.

“I’m staying active in the community,” he said.

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That’s how it’s “done” folks.

Rattle “everybody” on your way out and tell them how you “really” feel, let out all “frustration” you’ve had “pent up” for years and years.

Not good to “keep” it all inside, any therapist will tell you that. Way more “therapeutic” to tell your bosses how you “feel as you head off to your twilight years.”

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Gorilla Lives Matter

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on June 2, 2016 by andelino

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Do you feel strongly about Harambe, the hapless gorilla executed by “idiotic” Cincinnati zoo staff because “stupid, irresponsible parents” allowed their four-year old boy to “crawl” into the gorilla pen?

Well I do. Especially when you “realize” that the gorilla was actually trying to “protect the child,  not kill it.”

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It looks like gorillas make “better” parents than some people.

But I don’t think by the “outrage” of this senseless killing any of us can quite “compete” with the angry “black” people in social media forums who have been “blaming” the incident on entrenched “white privilege.”

“That gorilla was taken from it’s homeland, put in captivity, and then killed to preserve White life. That sounds familiar.” — Isa Ibn (@IsaIbnOfficial) May 29, 2016

“That gorilla was black, unarmed and 17.” — Kar L. Stine (@karyewest) May 29, 2016

“Killing an endangered gorilla at a zoo for a white boy’s safety is white privilege. If the boy was black they would’ve found a tranquilizer.” — Hood Intellect (@NelsonEmpowered) May 29, 2016

“Wait a minute so you guys spent all day talking about white parenting practices & the gorilla boy is black? Oh boy lol.” — EdAsante (@EdAsante77) May 29, 2016

There’s just one flaw in this “#GorillaLivesMatter” thesis.

Can you “guess what it is?”

The “irony” of making references between “blacks and gorillas,” but calling blacks “monkeys” is deemed a “racial” slur.

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Human “carelessness and neglect” led to the death of this beautiful, “majestic” creature.

Let’s start holding “neglectful” parents accountable and “tragedies” like these won’t happen.

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Zoo Director Thane Maynard said the 17-year-old gorilla didn’t appear to be attacking the boy, but it was “an extremely strong” animal in an agitated situation, so the Zoo’s “Dangerous Animal Response Team” had to respond to the “the life-threatening situation and made the difficult decision to dispatch the gorilla.”

The zoo houses 11 gorillas, according to its website. “Gorilla World” will be closed indefinitely. In March, two polar bears “breached” security and made it into a secure “hallway” before they were contained.

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The Cincinnati Zoo staff is “incompetent and unqualified.”

Footage shows the child was dragged around for “10 minutes” before the “Dangerous Animal Response Team” could deal with Harambe.

Where were “they” and why did it “take” so long for rescue “operations” to begin?

“Zoo Director Thane Maynard” and his “Dangerous Animal Response Team” should immediately “resign” and close the Zoo until “qualified, animal experts” can be hired.

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Hillary’s Fatigue Bladder

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on January 3, 2016 by andelino
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Hillary Clinton says she ready to be president, but can’t control her incontinence.

“Abuelita” Hillary Clinton’s “mounting health issues” has become the “focus” of many people’s concerns and the “diagnosis” isn’t pretty.

According to a “WebMD” report, the 68-year-old Clinton should “check” to see if she has a “urinary tract infection.”

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The symptoms as recently “observed” during the Democratic debate include “fake accents, fatigue, mood swings, swelling, alcohol weight gain, impaired judgment, confusion, slurring words and bald spots.”

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Bladder “failure” can be due to “urinary tract infection, vaginal dryness, side-effect of overeating, depression, Type 2 Diabetes, hypothyroidism, acute sinusitis, and intense stress reaction due to excessive alcohol intake.”

These “symptoms” were discovered  by reviewing “medical records” released by her doctor Lisa Bardack, and news reports “relating” to her age and “mental and physical” comings and goings.

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Clinton’s latest physical from March 21, 2015 indicates the “haggard” presidential candidate deals with “hypothyroidism” and seasonal “allergies,” and being on a long-term “anticoagulant.”

In 1998 and 2009, Clinton faced deep “vein thrombosis.” More recently she had a “series of strokes, blood clots, and suffering from insomnia and depression.”

One source said her “symptoms” bear a strong “resemblance” to those of “multiple sclerosis” or possible early onset of “dementia” that causes problems with “memory, thinking and behavior. ”

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“As you know, after the last blood clot, she fainted and had to be taken to the hospital. Bill Clinton said it took her six months to recover from that.”

“She has dizzy spells, her hands I’m told are trembling, she’s gone to a neurologist about that, she doesn’t think it’s important but it’s there, she has to take time off from the campaign trail because she doesn’t have the energy.”

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Added to her list of “medical” issues were the impaired “judgment” in her use of a “private email server” to conduct official business while she was Secretary of State and “wiping” the Chappaqua bathroom server clean with a cloth.

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The symptom of “confusion” has also been documented by emails from Huma Abedin in Clinton’s inner circle.

Seth Meyers did a whole late-night bit about Hillary’s “technology foibles” and encryption cluelessness.

Then, in the “aftermath” of Clinton’s daylong testimony before the House Benghazi Committee, Matt Drudge “tweeted” his concern about Clinton’s health as “coughing fit, slow-speaking, can’t remember lies, obviously induced by meds, and choosing not to believe if you must.”

Drudge continued, “Last time she showed up with prism glasses from blood vertigo. Today obvious anti-anxiety meds, hypothyroid issues.”

Clearly, such “evidence” would essentially require any “concerned” journalist like Rush Limbaugh to investigate medical records further.

Additional “reasons” for concern were evidence of “slurring” speech and adopting a southern accent when speaking to “black” voters in the South. Earlier Hillary was diagnosed with foreign accent syndrome.

Regarding the “observations” that Clinton has bald spots, the Internet went “wild” with concerns that Clinton may be “wearing” a wig to cover up a “hair” loss.

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Concerned about Hillary’s “weight gain and swelling,” a multitude of photos and videos over the years show that Clinton has “gained quite a few pounds.”

Even more recently, some “pictures,” taken within days of each other in her “pantsuits,” make Clinton look rather “huskier” than before.

Clinton’s mood swings are the “stuff of legend” now. During the Monica Lewinsky scandal, reports came out Clinton threw a “lamp and a book” at her husband, “horn dog” Bill.

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Lastly, Donald Trump has referenced Clinton’s “fatigue” many times during Hillary’s campaign, suggesting she “campaigns” for a short while, “and then she goes away for five or six days and you don’t see her. She goes to sleep.”

WebMD nevertheless highly “recommends” that Clinton see a “doctor of her choice” and then release her full medical history.

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The bottom line is that the “Butcher of Benghazi” cannot hold her “bladder” long enough during a “debate” and is “incontinent” beside “incompetent.”

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Who would have “thought” that of a presidential “aspirant.”

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