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Inciting Riots in Cuba

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on July 26, 2021 by andelino

Nancy Pelosi and Charles Schumer have vowed to “impeach” President Trump for inciting riots in Cuba.

We’ve seen, over the last 5 years, how former President Trump’s rhetoric has incited so much hate in this country and around the world. He incited riots in Hong Kong. He incited riots in Myanmar. He incited riots in our own cities. He incited riots against the Capitol. Inciting riots in Cuba is the last straw. I promise we will continue to fight to make sure that this hateful man never is allowed anywhere near the White House again.” Nancy Pelosi stated.

“This is the most egregious assault on our Democracy and the sovereignty of a nation that has ever occurred in human history. Former President Trump has sown discord around the world with his anti-government rhetoric and his assaults on The Press. This cannot be allowed to go unpunished. Cuba would be a free and prosperous country but for tyrants such as Trump. My solemn vow is that he will never be allowed to hold office again.” Chuck Schumer stated.

A impeachment trial will commence as soon as the vaccinated COVID infected Democrats from Texas are exiled from Washington DC.

Spam Alert

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on November 22, 2019 by andelino

 

If your mailbox is getting filled with emails promising “lucrative money transfers” from Eastern Europe to your “personal” checking account coming from “Hunter Biden,” son of former Vice President Joe Biden, “do not respond.”

Thousands of people in Eastern Europe and around the world have reportedly been “scammed” by such proposals in recent years.

The emails usually contain “urgent” business proposals, from shipments of “thermal blankets” for the military to wiring millions of dollars to your “savings” account for a 30% portion of the amount. In addition to losing money, “victims of these scams”, such as, the previous “Government of Ukraine” and some of its shady American “businesses partners” must now answer very “uncomfortable” questions during the ongoing “impeachment” proceedings.

As of late, the mailings also contain an added “request” from Hunter Biden, the son of the former vice president Joe Biden, to help him to “relocate” to the recipients’ countries due to a worsening “criminal” climate in the homeland.

Greetings, my prospective rich and powerful friends in foreign governments,

This email may come to you as a surprise because you do not know me. I am Hunter Biden, son of the former vice president Joe Biden, seeking for an avenue to enter into an urgent but lucrative business transaction without delay. My poor father was a strong supporter of the ousted president Barack Obama, for which he had received control over one billion US dollars to be distributed among trusted friends and associates with reputable credit history, like yourself.

Right now my father is suffering from dementia and doesn’t remember where he put that one billion dollars. That leaves me as the only heir with access to my father’s fortune in the banks of Lagos, Tripoli, and Benin. Please be aware that the unlawful regime of Donald Trump wants this money back, so we better act fast. Additionally, I have keys to the crates with unmarked bills in the amount of 50 million dollars, Euros, and Dinars, kept in a safe cargo area in a friendly Middle Eastern country. Half of this money can be yours if you allow me to become your business partner and if you follow my detailed instructions.

After Trump overthrew my father’s democratic regime, I have lost my sustenance as a military officer and my family has been harassed and threatened with dirty investigations. I cannot disclose any sources, but I’m in possession of sensitive inside information which I’m willing to share with you because I trust you to keep this confidential. Believe me when I say that very soon, with the help of faithful friends like yourself and others who have previously become my trusted business partners, Trump will be toppled and my poor father will regain his rightful seat in the White House. Our family will generously reward those instrumental in our comeback. This could also be you if you respond to this letter within a day or two.

Trump’s criminal tentacles have now reached the State Department and the Department of Justice, which makes it unsafe for us to conduct international transactions as usual. That is why I am offering to receive your contribution in the form of placing me on the Board of Directors of one of your national corporations with a salary equal or exceeding $83,000 a month.

These low monthly payments will guarantee that your government receives all the needed international aid, preferential trade agreements, IMF loans, modern weaponry, plus a positive media image to help perpetuate your power regardless of your political ideology. And if you also hire my uncle James, I can promise you highly classified intelligence sharing. All this will be yours as soon as my father becomes President and I take control of his executive office. My father has never denied me anything, and given his declining state of mind he is not going to start now.

I’m also asking you for a small personal favor. I wish to temporarily relocate to your country due to the poor conditions in the US, where I am fully exposed to prosecution, media inquiries, and congressional subpoenas. Your immediate response will guarantee you a better outcome.

Remain blessed and confidential,
Hunter Biden
Son of soon-to-be president Joe Biden
rock.candy@burisma-group.com

White House Cult

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on November 21, 2019 by andelino

George Conway reportedly wants to make his “marriage” with White House counselor Kellyanne Conway last a “little bit longer” but has been telling those around him she will have to get out of the “White House Cult” first.

Three sources close to George told Vanity Fair this week that he has begun to grow “distant” from Kellyanne since the start of the “impeachment” proceedings against President Trump.

“He tells people she’s in a cult,” one of the sources said, while a friend of his added, “He’s going through a tough time.”

“It’s not going to get better until she’s cast out of the cult,” another source said.

The sources alleged that he is “still in love” with his wife but said she needs “quit working” for the president before they “can make out again.”

This comes as George made a rare cable television appearance on MSNBC to weigh in on this week’s public impeachment hearings, saying “I don’t, frankly, want to be on television.”

Kellyanne later tore into both MSNBC and CNN for giving her husband coverage, saying the networks were only doing it to “get under her skin.”

“You wanted to put it in my husband’s voice because you think somehow that that will help your ratings or that you’re really sticking it to Kellyanne Conway. And let me be very clear. You didn’t stick it to Kellyanne Conway. I think you embarrassed yourself, and I’m embarrassed for you.”

The counselor to the president has objected to reporting on her marriage in the past, telling a Washington Examiner reporter last month:

“He gets his power through me, if you haven’t noticed. Not the other way around. I just am wondering why in God’s earth you would need to mention anything about George Conway’s tweets in an article that talks about me as possibly being chief of staff,” she said before threatening to “investigate” the reporter’s personal life.

Kellyanne has found a “defender” in the president’s son, Donald Trump Jr., who “chastised” George for “routinely & publicly” embarrassing his wife, tweeting:

“A guy who routinely & publicly embarrasses his wife by attacking her boss for the purpose of getting retweets and building his own brand is giving lectures on honor, integrity & decency. I’m sure your family really appreciates it, George. You’re a disgrace.” https://t.co/KRMMlxKyVh — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 15, 2019

George “more chin than a Chinese phone book” Conway really needs to attend more “Morbidly Obese Assholes Anonymous” meetings. And be reminded of the spiritual power of the remaining anonymous.

Not being a psychological “Family Counselor” it can be said with 100% accuracy that “corpulent” George has not had any “intimate” relations at home for many years, which explains his “extremely stupid behavior.”

Dog & Pony Show

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on November 17, 2019 by andelino

Dog & Pony Show

After years of service, “Dog and Pony” have retired from “The Show.” They have now had it, with neigh a “whimper nor whinny” to be heard in the Trump “Impeachment” Hearings.

The “Dog and Pony” were seen prancing out of the chambers, “tails” swishing behind them. They pawed to growl at reporters:

“It’s been an absolute barking night mare. We are fed up with being put through our paces every time a politician decides to grandstand, horse around or otherwise make foals of themselves. They should be put in the doghouse, and stop hounding us.

 The so-called Impeachment Dog and Pony Show was especially ruff on us and our families. We won’t stand, kneel or trot for it anymore, and have now retired. It’s time for us to go lay down.

 We also consider the phrase, “The Dog and Pony Show” to be a species-ist microagression, and it would behoove the media to stop using the term. Please understand, we are not show ponies or lap dogs, so quit stalling, take the reins and unleash us. Keep your snout out of our trough and go pound sand.”

The “Dog and Pony’s” Union have regretfully accepted the “resignation”, issuing the following statement:

“The Union appreciates the Dog and Pony’s obedient attendance at so many political circus events. We certainly understand their frustration with the ill-conceived Impeachment Hearings. The Dog and Pony will retire with full benefits, including 401k roll-over and veterinary care. 

We wish the best of luck to the Dog and Pony as the search begins for their replacements. 

The Show never ends, so there is a constant demand for a Dog and a Pony, especially with a Trump second term looming! But due to hurt feelings, we are open to casting other species, like, Hog and Abalone. We admit, it doesn’t have the same ring to it. 

Dogged determination and a keen horse sense are required characteristics, as are the ability to let sleeping dogs lie, and never look a gift horse in the mouth.”

The future of the formerly-named Dog and Pony Show” is unstable. Stay tuned for updates on topics of “Equine Equality” and “Canine Concerns”, as the “Dog and Pony” get back in the saddle, and ride out on their next adventure.

The War on Trump Represents Fear, Not Hatred

Crackpot Maxine Waters

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on April 25, 2017 by andelino

“Crackpot” Maxine Waters claims she’s “never called for President Trump’s impeachment.”

Rep Maxine Waters is a caricature of what a “dishonest, lying, hypocritical” Democrat looks like.

She got “elected” serving in the United States Congress, “misplaced” as it might be.

She is the most senior of the 12 black women but her lack of “credibility or principles” is of grave concern.

In the interview she “illustrates” that point, after being introduced as “one of the President’s most vocal critics these days,” which brings a “contrived” smile to her “hideous” mug.

The host “reads” her most recent tweet which stated, “The President is a liar, his actions are contemptible, and I’m going to fight every day until he’s impeached.”

He asks her point blank, “What are the impeachable offenses, Congresswoman?”

Crackpot Maxine then engages in a “fleet-footed shuffle” that would make James Brown, envious.

She starts “reciting” the false Democrat talking points that are nothing more than “assertions” with no facts to “hold them up.”

Because she claims the Russians “hacked” into the DNC the question then becomes one of whether or not there was “collusion.”

Based upon that complete absence of a “connection or logical succession” of any events, she goes on to make “wild” accusations, things that “she knows,” which in actuality she in “no way” knows as can be seen in the above “prank” call.

The corrupt, old hag sounds “desperate” as she flails away in search of some “false” justification, saying, “We have enough information that leads us to I think a credible investigation to find out whether or not there was collusion and whether or not an oil deal is involved with all of this.”

In other words, she’s got no “evidence,” but keeps on beating the same “dead” horse she’s been “wailing” away on for months.

He asks, “You just started that by saying ‘the question becomes,’ should we wait to call for impeachment until we have the answers to that question?”

Trapped and aware that she can “say whatever she wants” and the Democrats won’t call her a “liar or even question her,” Waters claims, “I have not called for impeachment.”

She then starts “tap dancing and lying” about what she’s been saying on a “daily” basis, a steady diet of “impeach Trump.”

She even led a chant to “Impeach 45” at an event in California.

So in essence, what Waters “tweeted” about President Trump should really be “applied” to her, instead.

She’s a “liar,” she is a “pain in the ass,” she’s “contemptible,” and she needs to be “impeached.”

Voters of California “pay attention,” this crackpot is making you look “hopelessly, pathetically stupid.”

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Clinton Fatigue

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 15, 2015 by andelino

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Tired Grandma Hillary Clinton.

Are You “Clinton Fatigue” Yet?

Hillary took time out of her “busy” babysitting schedule to “loosen up and joke” with reporters.

The news that her private “unsecured” server was the likely source for the “leaked” information that directly led to the “terrorist” attack on Benghazi made Hillary “shake” her head and laugh.

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Hillary didn’t “deny” that all the information of Ambassador Stevens’ “intentions and movements” went through that thoroughly “compromised” email pipeline.

“The fact is,” said Hillary with a laughable face, “I thought an e-mail server was someone serving me my e-mail. I have lots of servants serving me, so it’s a simple mistake. I told my people I need a private e-mail server. I thought it was like a butler for e-mail. Well, when I found out he leaked Ambassador Stevens’ sensitive information and got all those people killed in Benghazi, I gave Huma specific instructions to have that person serving me e-mail flogged. I was told the server was soundly flogged. I don’t see what else anyone thinks I should do about it.”

Hillary kept on “laughing” at her joke but the press “remained” nonplussed.

In Columbus, Ohio Hillary “addressed” a women’s group but the “crowd” was sparse.

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Staffers noted that “women,” who intended to hear about the “misery” of being female, and what the first “Female President” would do for them, were unable to “attend” because they were either “cleaning house, breastfeeding, doing menial jobs for 73% on the dollar compared to their male counterparts, or making their husbands a sammich.”

Hill then “dissed” Petraeus to change the “subject” basically calling him a “liar” to his face during his “appearance” before the Senate…

“We Be Sisters” be tellin’ the “truth” about Hillary Clinton. “Donald Trump wants to secure the country for the American people, while Hillary Clinton only wants to secure votes for herself.”

An “undercover” video filmed by James O’Keefe and “Project Veritas” purportedly shows Molly Barker, the “National Marketing Director” for Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, “knowingly and intentionally” violating “campaign finance laws.”

During Clinton’s “kickoff” campaign event at Roosevelt Island, a Canadian “citizen” with no affiliation to “Project Veritas Action” attempted to make an “illegal donation” to the Clinton campaign by “purchasing” a Hillary shirt.

Barker knew that this was “illegal,” a fact which was confirmed by Clinton’s “National Compliance Manager” Erin Tibe, yet proceeded to “process” the contribution.

Barker facilitated a “straw man” transaction where the Canadian citizen gave “cash” to an American citizen who subsequently “purchased” the shirt for the Canadian under Barker’s “direction.”

Barker who was fully “aware” of the law didn’t merely “look the other way” like Tibe did, rather, she actually “facilitated election illegalities.”

A Clinton official told Time Magazine that “the campaign is confident it upheld the law.”

In the latest “batch” of Hillary emails released, Sidney Blumenthal forwarded Clinton a “memo” regarding the “impeachment” of Supreme Court “Justice Clarence Thomas” written by David Brock.

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Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.

The seven-page memo, entitled “Memo on Impeaching Clarence Thomas,” was sent in an email with the subject “H: Brock memo here, have many more ideas on this. S.”

“Crook,” “Weak,” “Joke” are just a few of the words that “voters” said when Quinnipiac University asked them the first word that “pops” into their heads when they “think” of Hillary Clinton.

Quinnipiac “asked” 1,563 voters and reported only the “words” that were said at least “five” times.

And the winning word was “Liar.”

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Clinton can’t “shake” the reputation that she’s “hiding” something. The word “liar” was mentioned 178 times in “association” with Hillary.

Some of the other top words voters said to describe the former Secretary of State were “dishonest,” “untrustworthy,” and “criminal.”

The “two” issues the GOP argues why Clinton’s “unfit” to hold office – “Benghazi” and “Email” – topped the “list” as well.

Also, her husband’s first name, “Casanova Bill,” came up 56 times by voters.

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Hillary announced a “special offer” over Twitter.

Meet the mystery “ThxBox,” a personal “thank you”  from Hillary. Get on the “waiting list” to find out more.

Whether she’s simply “trolling” critics who would say that her mishandling of “classified information” should land her in a “prison” cell or handing out “swag” packs to the “diehards” who still support her, one thing’s for sure: “Everybody is curious to find out what’s inside!”

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Rumor has it that the “secret” mystery boxes “contain” copies of all wiped “emails” from her private “server” the FBI couldn’t find.

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