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If I Had A Son…

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on March 14, 2015 by andelino

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Obama: “If I had a son, he’d look like this brother falling from the rooftop.”

“When I think about this brother, I think about my own kids,” Obama said. “I think every parent in America should be able to understand why it is absolutely imperative that we investigate every aspect of this. And that everybody pull together.”

“My main message is to the parents of this gay brother. You know, if I had a son, he’d look like him.” “All of us as Americans are going to take this with the seriousness it deserves.”

“Obviously, this is a tragedy. I can only imagine what these parents are going through,” Obama said. “All of us have to do some soul searching to figure out how something like this has happened.”

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Mullah Obama, the self-righteous and self-appointed “Christian” President of the United States of America who promotes and encourages “abortion, gay rights, homosexuality, same sex marriages” and does not want his daughters to be “punished with a baby” says Islam is a “great and peaceful” religion.

In his prime-time “speech” to millions of Americans on the “eve” of the 13th anniversary of the Sept. 11 “terror” attacks, Mullah Obama made a particular “point” of declaring that the Islamic State terrorists “are not Islamic.”

Huh? The Islamic State is “not” Islamic?

If this isn’t one of the most “ridiculous” statements ever uttered by an “occupant” of the Oval Office, I don’t know what is.

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How “stupid” does Obama think “Americans” are?

That’s like saying that the “Pope” isn’t Catholic or that “Moses” wasn’t Jewish.

The Islamic State is “not” Islamic? Of course the Islamic State “is” Islamic. But such seemingly “insane” rhetoric can be expected from a man who “refuses” to show his college records that likely show he “accepted” a foreign student scholarship.

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And true to form, Obama “dutifully” claims that Islam is a religion of “peace” rather than the religion of “pieces” it truly is, as in the state in which Islamists leave their victims: “beheaded, cut in half, or in many pieces, incinerated, thrown from rooftops, mass executed, stoned, hanged and poured acid on faces,” including thousands of innocent women and children.

But as “preposterous” as the latest whoppers are that are “slithering” out through Obama’s teeth, at least he is consistent in showing “loyalty” to those who took him to the “dance,” the wealthy Middle East Islamists who helped “bankroll” his Presidential campaign.

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So Obama goes through the motions of throwing “marshmallows” at the non-Islamic Islamic State. Let’s see, what was that “number” of soldiers he said he is sending in to “degrade and destroy” the Islamic State insurgency in Iraq and Syria? Answer: “475 U.S. boots on the ground.”

OK? So if we “divide” 475 boots by 2, since there are generally “two boots” per soldier, we get a total of 237 and 1/2 soldiers being sent in to fight Obama’s “Non” Islamic Islamic State. But what I want to know is who is the “half” soldier going to fight?

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We can only hold he or she will fight the half “truth” that was foisted upon millions of Americans during Obama’s prime time televised address, hosted by his lock-step “loyalists” in the liberal news media who “praise” Obama’s “brilliant” military strategy.

But as “insane” as his strategy may sound, if you “listen” carefully to Obama’s words, there are some “half truths” being uttered just as “Satan” mixes some truth with lies.

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Obama said: “No religion condones the killing of innocents, and the vast majority of ISIL’s victims have been Muslim.”

Ah, are you getting it now? I think so. Listen again to his words: “No religion condones the killing of INNOCENTS.” … are the lights beginning to come on now? Did you get it?

From Obama’s perspective, “Muslims are innocent!” And when “innocent” Muslims kill so called “infidels,” defined in Muslim holy books as “Jews, Christians and moderate” Muslims who “refuse” to fight in so-called “Holy Jihad,” they are not killing “INNOCENT” people. They are doing their “religious” duty of killing “GUILTY” people, as commanded by the leader of Islam, “Muhammad” himself.

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Ouch. So Obama told the “truth,” sandwiched between “lies,” to millions of Americans and to thousands in the news media but “virtually” no one reported what was really “said” and what was really “meant.”

It’s kind of the way the “serpent” talked to Eve in the Garden of Eden when he “twisted” the truth of Yahweh’s warning not to eat the “forbidden” fruit into accusing God of also saying not to “TOUCH” the fruit when God said nothing of the kind.

But that “manipulative and misleading” phraseology was just enough to “convince” Eve that God was unreasonable in “withholding” something good from her when just the “opposite” was true. Yahweh was lovingly “protecting” Eve from the imminent “danger” she would be in if she were to eat of “deadly” fruit.

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So while Obama was “lying” in saying that the Islamic State is “not” Islamic, he was telling some “twisted” truth from the perspective of “core” Islamic doctrine. In their founding documents it is written that Islam does not condone the killing of “innocents,” but it does clearly not only “condone but commands” the killing of guilty Jews, Christians and moderate Muslims who are “unwilling” to participate in “Holy Jihad.”

And make no mistake about it. At any time, Muslim leaders can “remind” the over one billion Muslims in the world that “Allah” will no longer “wink” at moderate Muslims “avoiding” their duty to fight in “Holy Jihad,” adding that their only way to “Paradise” is to fight in “Holy Jihad” or to be “slaughtered” along with the “rest” of the infidels.

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And if Obama’s “non-Islamic” Islamic State is marching into the “neighborhoods” of moderate Muslims who previously “refused” to wage war in “Holy Jihad,” what do you suppose they will do? Stick their “necks” out and say I’m a “bad” Muslim; come and “lop” off my head?

Or will they do what a “growing” number of Muslims are doing: “Enlisting in Holy Jihad against the Infidels–otherwise known as you and me.”

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If I had a son…

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on March 23, 2012 by andelino

The media controversy sparked by Barack Obama’s statement “If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon” has prompted many celebrities and prominent citizens to come to his defense by declaring, in the I-am-Spartacus fashion, “If I also had a son…”:

Nancy Pelosi: “… he’d owe China $256,000,000 before he reaches puberty.”

George Soros: “… he’d own a chauffeured tricycle.”

Bill Clinton: “… he’d know what “is” is.

Hillary Clinton: “I already have a son and his name is Bill.”

Michael Bloomberg: “… he wouldn’t be eating trans fats – or he’d be out of the will.”

Harry Reid: “… he wouldn’t smell like the unwashed masses visiting the Capitol.”

Sheriff Joe Arpaio: “… his birth certificate wouldn’t have PDF layers.”

Donald Trump: “What Sheriff Joe said.”

Al Sharpton: “… he wouldn’t be a honky or one of them Jews.”

Michael Moore: “… I wouldn’t eat him as long as he doesn’t get between me and the fridge.”

Joe Biden: “I have a son? Have we met?”

Rosie O’Donnell: “… I’d keep him in a cage and train him to attack toupees, and then I’d invite Donald Trump over and open the cage.”

Oprah: “… I’d keep him away from Rosie O’Donnell.”

Anita Dunn: “… I’d name him Mao Tse-Dunn.”

Eric Holder: “… I’d tell him he was conceived during fast and furious sex, then I’d smuggle him into Mexico.”

Occupy Theoretician Elizabeth Warren: “… I’d wait for him to crap all over himself, then throw him at the police.”

Debbie Wasserman Schultz: “… I’d hire Bill Maher to teach him manners and Anthony Weiner to teach him photography.”

Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings: “I’d teach him to have safe sex – with me.”

HHS Director Katherine Sebelius: “I’d give him an exemption from Obama Care.”

Mitt Romney: “I’d give him an exemption from Romney Care.”

John Edwards: “… I’d bequeath to him my secret to silky, sensuous, and coquettish man-hair.”

Al Gore: “… I’d cut his feet off so I wouldn’t have to worry about his carbon footprint.”

Science Czar John Holdren: “I can’t have a son; I cut my testicles off so I can sleep at night not worrying about overpopulation.”

Sandra Fluke Georgetown Law Student: “Having blown my entire trust fund on contraceptives, I damn well better not get pregnant with a son!”

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsberg: “… I’d send him off to South Africa, they have a better constitution.”

CNN host Soledad O’Brien: “… I’d read him fairy tales, starting with Critical Race Theory.”

MSNBC host Chris Mathews: “… I’d tell him bedtime stories of the adventures of the heroic knight, Sir Barry Obama, unless instructed otherwise.”

Robert F. Kennedy: “… I’d name him ‘Robert F. Kennedy XXXLXVIII.'”

Charlie Sheen: “… I’d pay him to go away.”

Tim Tebow: My wife would trade him for Peyton Manning’s kid

Ben Bernanke: I can’t have children due to quantitative easing

Energy Sec’y John Chu: He wouldn’t own a toy car

Treasury Sec’y Geithner: We could learn to use Turbo Tax together!

Warren Buffett: I don’t need any more tax deductions, I already pay far too little

Senator John Kerry: I was against having children before I was for it

Alan Grayson: I’d teach him to stay off of cross-town busses when daddy’s driving

Kim Jong-un: He’d have any woman he wants and one day be unanimously chosen leader of North Korean utopia by the will of the People! What the hell did you expect?

Alec Baldwin: I’d have someone to hand my cell phone to when the plane takes off

Sen. Chuck Schumer: He’d take pictures of ME!

Thomas Friedman: I’d have to adopt a Chinese kid because western ones don’t work quite as well

Jerry Brown: We’d have the best set of trains in the world!

Sheriff Clarence Dupnik: Damn that Palin for making me pregnant!

Fidel Castro: He’d take over for Raul when he finally dies, and live to be 120.

Ted Kennedy: I’d tell him to watch out for bridges.

Bashar al-Assad: I was elected fairly when my father died, and my son will be elected fairly like I was.

Ahmad Yasin (Hamas founder): He’d blow up so fast.

Vladimir Putin: He’d be Czar Vladimir II.

Eliot Spitzer: he’d be client 9.5

Dmitry Medvedev: I’d tell Vladimir about him

Louis Farrakhan: Would he be the son of a murderer in the White House?

Jesse Jackson: I wanna cut his nuts off!

Jeremiah Wright: “Dem Jews” would be keeping me away from him

George Clooney: Would he also be gay?

George Bush: “It would be my fault!”

If Barack Obama had a son would he have a birth certificate?

We are all here only because our parents didn’t have access to free government condoms!

These Obama condoms are real. I saw them myself on sale in a Washington souvenir store.