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Onward Together

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 22, 2017 by andelino

Instead of being in a “maximum security” federal prison working on her and husband Bill’s appeals on their “espionage” convictions, Hillary Clinton is pretending none of her “crimes” ever happened.

She’s got “quite” a bit of company in her “charades,” in the form of the “FBI” and the “Justice” Departments, though there is a “chance” with Comey out of the picture her “prosecution” can finally move forward.

On the topic of “forward,” the longtime Marxist favorite slogan “Stronger Together“ she used during her 2016 presidential campaign has now “created” a new start up organization named “Onward Together.”

Why not, George Soros still has a “lot of money” and “hates” America more than “Hitler” and Hillary got all of this “free” time with no emails to “hide” or grand “juries” to talk to.

She sent out an email blast to all of her many “mentally challenged, identity-driven, corrupt” supporters, announcing the “news” that they can now “sign up” to feed her “cash” through “Onward Together.”

Buried on the “donation” page is this “caveat” nugget:

“Contributions or gifts to ‘Onward Together’ a 501(c)(4) organization, are not tax deductible as charitable contributions or as business deductions.”

By “listing” itself as a 501(c)(4), Clinton is able to take in so-called “dark money,” or money in unlimited “amounts” from donors who “legally” do not have to be “disclosed.”

NTK Network reported that at a October 2015 “campaign” event, Clinton “criticized” 501(c)4 groups as “unaccountable dark money.”

The one-time opponent of “dark money” in politics is now providing “dark money” herself through “Indivisible.”

That’s “onward” as in a return to the past of the “Clinton Crime Family Foundation.” 

The next time you read of members of “Indivisible” heckling a Republican member of Congress at a “town hall” meeting, just picture Hillary Clinton “behind the curtain” providing the funding.

Hillary Clinton admitted she is “funding” the leading group to “undermine” President Trump’s agenda.

“I believe more fiercely than ever that citizen engagement at every level is central to a strong and vibrant democracy.To support this wave of grassroots organizing, we’re launching ‘Onward Together,’ an organization dedicated to advancing the progressive vision that earned nearly 66 million votes in the last election.”

Clinton said “Onward Together” is funding five left-wing groups, including “Indivisible”  were “angry” liberals can turn out to “boo and jeer” GOP congressmen at “town hall” meetings.

“Hundreds of thousands of people have made their voices heard thanks to Indivisible, an effort led by former Congressional staffers who are using their expertise to help ordinary people reach their members of Congress. In some cases, we’ll provide direct funding to these organizations. For others, we’ll help amplify their work and do what we can to help them continue to grow their audiences and expand their reach.”

Clinton “praised” the group on Twitter, as well. “People across America have made their voices heard thanks to @Indivisible Teams.”

Maybe it wasn’t the best, most “creative” choice in names but it “worked” for Caliph Obama and many other international “dictators” who preceded him.

It also was the theme of her fellow “globalist” Emmanuel Macron of France, who started a political party called “En Marche,” or “Onward.”

As she told us “barely” two weeks ago, politics hasn’t “been fair to her.” If all the other “globalists” can have a country to rule “why can’t she?”

In the “gum in your hair” tradition of the “corrupt” Democrats of which she is the “emblematic” leader, Clinton simply can’t be “gotten rid of.”

Her “patronizing” message to the “mindless” American “haters” read:

“From the Women’s March to airports across the country where communities are welcoming immigrants and refugees to town hall meetings in every community, Americans are speaking out like never before. I believe more fiercely than ever that citizen engagement at every level is central to a strong and vibrant democracy. ‘Onward Together’ will work to build a brighter future for generations to come by supporting groups that encourage people to organize and run for office.”

That’s great, “just” what America needs, more “malcontent” Democrats gumming up the works, “complaining” about our nation and “attacking” everything American.

She’s going to be the middle “hag” to the Soros Groups, using her “name” recognition and support to “suck” money for his political “disruption.”

“Onward Together” would support “five” progressive groups:

“Swing Left,” which targets vulnerable House Republican incumbents;
“Emerge America,” which will train Democratic women to run for office;
“Color of Change,” which fights criminal justice reform and racial justice;
“Indivisible,” a group that’s mobilizing a resistance against Trump;
“Run for Something,” which helps potential candidates find tools to guide their bids.

She said, “In some cases we’ll provide direct funding to these organizations. For others, we’ll help amplify their work and do what we can to help them continue to grow their audiences and expand their reach.”

In all cases she’s going to be “separating” her supporters from their money and “retaining” a sizable portion for “expenses” to make up for the “Clinton Crime Family Foundation” shortfall.

In going for the “sympathy” sign up and donation request, Clinton wrote, “This year hasn’t been what I envisioned, but I know what I’m still fighting for, a kinder, big-hearted, inclusive America. Onward!”

Don’t forget to include “broke, overrun, dangerous and imperiled” on your Democrat “to do” list, as well as getting the “Clinton Crime Family Foundation” slushing going again, Hillary.

Why is “corrupt” Hillary Clinton still walking around “freely?” Where is the “justice? “

Hillary Clinton should be harshly “prosecuted” for sending “classified” information over an “unsecured” private “server” and “lying” about it, in addition to a host of other “criminal” activities.

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FBI Director Clinton

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on May 18, 2017 by andelino

With Comey “gone,” it is now time for Trump to “appoint” a new FBI Director.

D.C. is “abuzz” with speculation over who will “step in” to fill the role.

Names like Chris Christie and Sheriff David Clarke have been “floated,” but having already appointed a “fat” guy and a “black” friend to his administration, neither “choice” seems likely.

Bookmakers are even getting in on the “action,” offering a -500 line that the “new” appointee’s name will end in a “vowel.”

However, as our political system becomes more “divided” than literally any point in our nation’s “history,” perhaps Trump could use his “pick” to show Democrats that he is willing to work “across” the aisle.

And in these “divided” times, no name “screams” bipartisanship like “Hillary Rodham Clinton.”

Appointing Hillary to “lead” the FBI would show that Trump is “serious” about working with Democrats “to get things done.”

Besides, who “better” to lead the FBI than someone who has “been” under FBI investigation.

The best NFL “coaches” are the ones who have actually “played” in the NFL, and this is no different.

Plus, Hillary “understands” the types of “threats” that the FBI faces on a “daily” basis.

She knows that “super predators” aren’t just what happens when Mike Fisher goes on a “hot” streak.

The “appointment” would not just be “bipartisan,” but also politically “expedient” for Trump.

No one wants to put Hillary’s “e-mail scandal” behind them more than the Republican Party.

For them, it has been a “massive” distraction that has “prevented” them from talking about the “real” issues that voters “care” about.

In a sense, this is the “role” that Hillary has been “preparing” for since last November’s election.

The “evasion and concealment” techniques she has been “perfecting” in the woods of suburban New York will come in “handy” serving as the nation’s “Chief Detective.”

Not only is she “ready” for the job, but this position would be the perfect “stepping” stone for her “inevitable” 2020 campaign for President.

Experience in a “law enforcement” role would help Hillary “win” over voters she was unable to “capture” in 2016 — namely “suburban moms who call the cops on Halloween because the wrong kinds of kids are trick-or-treating in her neighborhood” and “guys in Staten Island who have a cousin who’s a cop and trust me they gotta put up with some crazy shit.”

Being able to sell herself as “tough on crime” will help get voters to “COINTELPRO” to the polls and “vote” for her in the Democratic primary.

After months of partisan “infighting” tearing our nation “apart,” it is time to take “action” that will allow us to “onward together” once again.

Appointing Hillary as the “Director of the FBI” will begin the “healing” process, and help get our nation “back on track” with our proud history of “bipartisan” efforts like the “Gulf of Tonkin Resolution.”

Now is the “time” for Hillary to “step” up to the plate, “dust” off J. Edgar Hoover’s old “wardrobe,” and get the FBI to “work” again.

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The Hill Dog Is Back

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on May 10, 2017 by andelino

Nice “bark” from the “Hill Dog.”

“Blaming” everything and everybody but “herself” for losing to Trump.

Says the Comey letter “raised doubts” in the minds of “voters” on October 27th.

Six months after the “election,” that’s the main “reason” you lost?

You’re “insane.” You’re “clueless.” You’re “tone deaf.” Get back into the woods.

The Comey letter acted as one of many “catalysts” that sparked a deep, deep “distrust” the electorate had for you. And that deep distrust “stems” not from Putin or from Comey letters, but from “who you are, from what you said, and from all you have lied about.”

Listen Hill Dog, you don’t simply “raise” doubts a week before the election. Those “doubts” were there. Those doubts were “everywhere.” They’d been there “years” before the election. Decades, if you want to “know the truth.”

You’re a “liar.” You’re “manipulative.” You hid all sorts of “corruption,” then lied about it, then continued to “lie” about , then got mad at people that “uncovered” it, then acted like you couldn’t “believe” people didn’t “trust” you.

You then “blamed” everyone else for “discovering” it while refusing to blame “yourself” for creating the “perception” that you are a “corrupt, lying politician with a character detrimental to be a candidate for President.”

You are “bitter” and blaming Comey, Putin, Russia and “sexism and misogyny” voters as being “responsible” for your election defeat.

“Were you a victim of misogyny and why do you think you lost the majority of the white female vote?” Christiane Amanpour asked Clinton.

“Yes, I do think it played a role. Other things did, as well. Every day that goes by we learn more about some of the unprecedented interference, including from a foreign power whose leader is not a member of my fan club. And so it is real, it is very much part of the landscape politically, and socially, and economically” you barked.

Back in December, you “blamed” FBI Director James Comey while briefing a “private” audience.

“Take it from Nate Silver, who’s pointed out that swing state voters made their decisions in the final days, breaking against me because of the FBI letter from FBI Director Comey. I happen to believe this, that that letter most likely made the difference in the outcome,” you said to a few shouts of “yeah!” and a smattering of applause.

You went on to “blame” the Russians, saying the country’s alleged “hacking” of Democratic email accounts stemmed from a “personal beef” Putin had with you.

“We have to recognize that, as the latest reports made clear, Vladimir Putin himself directed the covert cyber-attacks against our electoral system, against our democracy, apparently because he has a personal beef against me,” you charged.

Poor little sniveling “cry babies” should never be “elected” president of the United States and “thankfully” you weren’t.

Just as Barack Hussein Obama was a “disaster” for black Americans, you would have been a “catastrophe” for sexist feminists who “vote” based upon biological“plumbing” or claimed “gender” identity.

It’s been “almost” six months since we averted “disaster” and the mechanism for the culmination of the “destruction” of the United State, yet you are still playing to the “Oh, you poor mistreated little girl, you” crowd.

Following her session of “blaming” Putin and Trump for everything that went “wrong,” Hill Dog declares that she takes “absolute personal responsibility” for her loss – but adds that “I was on the way to winning until a combination of Jim Comey’s letter on October 28th and Russian WikiLeaks raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me and got scared off…if the election had been on October 27, I would be your president.”

She added the “caveat” that places that didn’t vote for her couldn’t get “cell coverage for miles.”

Last, but not least, Hill Dog “announced” recently to the whole world “I’m now back to being an activist citizen and part of The Resistance.”

“I can’t be anything other than who I am and I spent decades learning what it would take to move our country forward, including people who, you know, didn’t vote for me, to try to make sure that we dealt with a lot of these hard issues that are right around the corner like robotics and artificial intelligence and things that are really going to be upending the economy for the vast majority of Americans, to say nothing of the rest of the world.”

Does being in “The Resistance” mean Hill Dog will help “organize” the many anti-Trump “street protests” that we have seen attacking “conservative” speakers and burning sneakers because an executive “complimented” President Trump?

Or does it mean Hill Dog will once again be making herself “available” for highly paid speeches “denouncing” Trump policies and “promoting” the Progressive left agenda?

Given that she has earned over $22M in her career doing the latter, one “imagines” that most of Hillary’s marching on behalf of “The Resistance” will be limited to“crawling” from a provided limousine to “behind” a podium.

“Wonderful news. A great #resistance warrior has been announced – welcome Hillary.” @2HawkEye2017

“Hillary Clinton claims to be a #RESISTANCE member now.. Will she run this ’movement’ into the ground like she did her 2016 campaign?” #MAGA

I am “confused” though, as to what exactly she is “resisting?” Making America Great Again? Is that what the “resistance” is against?

If they are resisting making our country “great” again, then what exactly are they for? “Tyranny? Socialism? Communism?” I’m baffled here.

Although, maybe it is a “good” thing that Hillary is “back in action.” I have been lacking a good “comedy” show. This ought to be interesting.

Maybe this time she will “actually” end up in prison, where the only “pantsuit” she will wear is “orange,” like she deserves.

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Trump Resistance Mob

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on May 5, 2017 by andelino

The “Trump Resistance” is a mixed bag of “violent communist” groups like Antifa, funded by George Soros, “crybaby snowflakes” in search of a safe space, out of touch “filthy rich celebrities,” terrorist sympathizers like “Muslim Women’s’ March” leader Linda Sarsour and “Resistance Warrior” Hillary Clinton.

In other words, it’s an “out of touch” failing movement that is “clueless” regarding the real “issues” facing the American people.

So, it only seems “fitting” that America’s “two time loser,” Hillary Clinton would join the “Trump Resistance.”

“Hello Democrats! Thank you all for coming together to represent our party at its best. United, energized and ready to wage and win the battles ahead. Now as Democrats we have diverse views and backgrounds, we are Democrats after all. But we’re bound together by the values and hopes we share for our country. 

I’m grateful for all your support and hard work during the election. Being your candidate was an honor of a lifetime. And I was inspired to see women and men from all walks of life and every corner of our country coming together on behalf of our shared values. And while we didn’t get the outcome we worked so hard for, I’ll always be proud of the campaign we ran, a campaign that was better and stronger thanks to each of you.

After the primaries we came together as a primary to write the most progressive platform in history. Ideas we championed are now inspiring leaders and activists across our country. Nearly 66 million votes are fueling grass roots energy and activism and everywhere people are marching, protesting, tweeting, speaking out and working for an America that’s hopeful, inclusive and big-hearted. 

From the Women’s March to airports where communities are welcoming immigrants, refugees and people of every faith, to town hall meetings where people are speaking up for healthcare, the environment, good jobs and all the other issues that deserve our passionate support. 

Among those millions making their voices heard are future mayors, city and state officials, governors, members of Congress, even future presidents. The challenges we face as a party and a country are real, so now more than ever we need to stay engaged, in the field and online, reaching out to new voters, young people and everyone who wants a better, stronger, fairer America. 

We as Democrats must move forward with courage, confidence and optimism. And stay focused on the elections we must win this year and next. Let resistance plus persistence equal progress for our party and our country. Thank you to the leaders who’ve already done so much beginning with Barack and Michelle Obama. Thanks as well to Donna and the DNC leadership and to the outstanding bench of Democrats stepping up to lead us forward.

As long as we stand together and work together with respect for our differences, strength in our convictions and love for our country our best days are still ahead, so keep fighting and keep the faith and I’ll be there right with you every step of the way. God bless you and God bless America.” 

A “fighting” Hillary Clinton popped back into the “political” spotlight with this three-minute address to Democrats, “applauding” them for being the “resistance” against President Donald Trump.

Hillary Clinton “gleefully” pointed out all the recent “protests” including the “women’s marches, the airport protests and the town hall takeovers” going on.

She “urged” her party to “keep fighting and keep the faith,”‘ adding, “I’ll be there right with you every step of the way.”

She’s “called out” the new president several times on Twitter, writing simply “3-0” when a court “decision” came down against Trump’s “travel” ban.

She’s “chided” members of Congress for “skipping town halls,” mocked Trump to speak out “against anti-Semitism“ and applauded “faux Pocahontas” Elizabeth Warren during her “floor fight” with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.

“Resistance Warrior” Clinton looked pleased as she “recited” some of the left’s recent “moves” against the Republican occupying the White House.

She threw some “shade” at the Republicans by touting the “multi-ethnic” composition of her party.

“Now as Democrats we have diverse views and backgrounds, we are Democrats after all. But we’re bound together by the values and hopes we share for our country.”  

She then “recalled” her popular vote total, which was “higher” than Trump’s.

“Nearly 66 million votes are fueling grassroots energy and activism and everywhere people are marching, protesting, tweeting, speaking out and working for an America that’s hopeful, inclusive and big-hearted,” she revealed with great pleasure.

“From the Women’s March, to airports where communities are welcoming immigrants, refugees and people of every faith, to town hall meetings where people are speaking up for healthcare, the environment, good jobs and all the other issues that deserve our passionate support,” she continued, naming the places where “progressive activists” have taken on Republicans and Trump as of late.

She used her new tagline “Let resistance plus persistence equal progress for our party and our country.”

Clinton’s campaign motto had been “Stronger Together” preaching “togetherness” six times in the “three minute” spot.

Will Democrats “really” give Clinton a “third” chance?

Democratic National Committee “chair candidates” were asked this question as they “brought up” several times the fact Clinton had won the “popular” vote.

None of the “candidates” would say “yes” outright.

“I think the important thing that we remember as the Democratic Party is that we’re here for small-D democracy,” said DNC chair candidate Sally Boynton Brown, who “runs” the state party in Idaho.

“If Hillary Clinton wants to put her name on the ballot again, that’s her decision. That’s not our decision,” Boynton Brown added.

Another “female” candidate for chair, Jehmu Greene, said that the “older” generation, which included former Vice President Joe Biden too, should be “looking to the next generation.”

“Look for a question about Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden, when there are 13,000 women who have signed up and said they want to run for office since the November elections. That’s who we should be talking about.” Greene noted.

Clinton, in her message, gave a “hat tip” to those “up-and-coming” Democrats too.

“Among those millions making their voices heard are future mayors, city and state officials, governors, members of Congress, even future presidents,” she noted, while thanking “the outstanding bench of Democrats stepping up to lead us forward.” 

While there are a handful of “next generation” candidates, including Boynton Brown, Greene and Pete Buttigieg, the 35-year-old mayor of South Bend, Indiana, the party looks to be “tilting” toward picking “one of two well known” candidates representing Clinton or the Sanders “wings” of the party.

There’s Rep. Keith Ellison, the progressive “Muslim” candidate backed by Sen. Bernie Sanders or former “Hispanic” Labor Secretary Tom Perez, thought to “more so” represent the Democratic establishment.

Clinton didn’t “wade” into the race, though thanked the “departing” leaders, including Obama and the DNC’s “interim” chair Donna Brazile.

“We as Democrats must move forward with courage, confidence and optimism. And stay focused on the elections we must win this year and next,” the Resistance Warrior said.

The Incredible Lightness of Being Smug

Pirate’s Booty Brothel

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , on April 13, 2017 by andelino

NFL owners voted 31-1 to let the Oakland Raiders move to Las Vegas.

When Politicians, NFL Honchos and Raider Brass “touted” this new business opportunities “tied” to the projected 2020 opening of the “Las Vegas Raiders” stadium, they probably didn’t have this in mind.

Dennis Hof promptly “announced” plans to build his seventh “brothel” in Nevada, a Raiders-themed establishment called “Pirate’s Booty.”

The brothel would be “located” 90 miles outside of Las Vegas in “Crystal,” just North of Pahrump in Nye County.

Hof’s “Love Ranch South”  is also located in the small town. The new “bordello” offers the “Home Team Advantage Sex Package.”

“Raider players, staff, coordinators, equipment dudes and die hard fans” would receive 50 percent off all “horizontal” activities forever at his Las Vegas-area brothels and would get additional “VIP” service at the “Pirate’s Booty.”

“The VIP section will be exclusively available to Raiders players and other high-profile athletes and staffed with over 20 cheerleader-garbed working girls,” he said.

If you think it’s all about “debauchery” Hof says it isn’t, but having a place the “players” can go and get their “swerve” on discretely might “avoid” past “Warren Sapp/Greg Anthony/ Darrell Russell” situations.

“Our player relations group will help keep their trysts legal and secret” with the “Hall of Dames” at the Pirates Booty Sports Brothel.

Finally we get the “mash-up” of all of America’s “favorite” things in one place, “football, free drinks, carbs-heavy all-you-can-eat buffets and banging hookers.”

More than“anything,” especially at “discounted” rates.

The heroes who “sacrifice” their bodies to keep us “entertained” from September to early February every year “deserve” this.

It’s gut-wrenching to see how these guys “risk” their health just so we can sit on our “fat” asses all Fall and Winter, “stuffing our faces, guzzling sweet booze and checking Red Zone.”

The very “least” we can do is “give” back. And that’s exactly what this “creep show” entrepreneur Dennis Hof is doing.

If anything, I feel “guilty” that it took this long as a society to finally be“enlightened to give these brave men the “half-priced” hookers they deserve.

It’s a “sin” that our early football “heroes” throughout the ages, from “Red Grange to Night Train Lane,” from “Steve Young to Ed Reed,” all had to pay “full price” or not have any “whores” at all as their “play mates.”

Just because the “cowards” running the NFL “lacked” the vision to put a “team” in the most “lawless” state is a “shame.”

Now those “days” are over. And I’m happy for the 2020 Las Vegas Raiders who’ll be getting the “two for the price of one” 3-way sex that was “denied” to pro football players for “far too long.”

And what better way to “settle” into this than with the “Hall of Dames” from the Bunny Ranch. If the autumn wind is a “pirate, the Las Vegas desert wind is a hooker’s warm “touch” to the nether regions.

Imagine living in a “loony toon” place like Vegas, rooting for the “bad boys” of the NFL, and then “driving” to Crystal where a hooker “rocks” your world while wearing “shoulder pads with spikes” could toughen up “any” Vegas residents real quick.

At least these “Hall of Dames” at the “Pirate’s Booty Brothel” are not in “cahoots” with the ladies at the “Moonlite Bunny Ranch” who “craved” Hillary Clinton’s pussy.

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Yoga By Hillary

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on April 7, 2017 by andelino

Yoga By Hillary

Out Of The Woods

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on March 30, 2017 by andelino

Why was Hillary Clinton in the woods?


Here are some of the leading “theories” floating around the Internet.

She was filming an episode of “Naked, Unafraid, and Drunk” in the woods.

Bill told her to take a “hiatus” in the woods while he was having a “secret” meeting with Loretta Lynch.

Hillary came out of the woods to give speeches for a half-a-million a pop and to let everyone know you can still buy influence. It’s all about 2020.

She got fed too much of the happy drugs and got lost in the woods.

She heard there was a bar in the middle of the woods.

Podesta “wrote” to staffer Jennifer Palmieri about Hillary making an “afternoon call” to aide Cheryl Mills, saying: “I think you should call her and sober her up some.”

Amy Chozick about Hillary: “She likes to drink. We were on the campaign trail in 2008, and the press thought she was just taking shots to pander to voters in Pennsylvania. Um, no.”

Top staffers reported that they began the presidential campaign by secretly planning a “stint in rehab” for Hillary! The stress of her political career, the never-ending scandals and her worsening health all plunged her into a life-threatening booze hell.”

A close friend added: “Hillary has been drinking heavily for years to forget her miserable marriage to serial cheater Bill. She’s also hit the bottle to cope with other stress, as well as the boredom of flying all over the world when she was Secretary of State. She turned to drink to drown her fears. Hillary tries to hide her drinking problem, like she lies about so many things.”

Let’s remember that “another” great leader, Vladimir Lenin, also hid in a modest forest hut in the early years of the “revolution.”


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