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Trump Golf Ball Sabotage

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on November 9, 2017 by andelino

President Trump retweeted a silly animated GIF made by Evil Smiley at “The People’s Cube” hitting Hillary Clinton with a “golf ball” as she boarded a plane.

The “silliest” part is that Trump’s “retweet” immediately got “covered” by a long list of the world’s most “respectable” news papers, as if it was some “violent misogynistic attack” and not a funny “metaphor” of last year’s election.

“Fake News” CNN’s YouTube channel has this to say…

The New York Post, Daily Caller, Breitbart and American Thinker were most supportive:
NY Post: Trump retweets video of golf ball hitting Hillary Clinton in the back
Daily Caller: Trump Pegs Hillary Clinton With A Golf Ball In Retweet
Breitbart: Donald Trump Shares Meme of Him Hitting Hillary Clinton with a Golf Ball
Media pearl-clutching over Trump’s retweet of a Hillary joke

Meanwhile, the U.S. mainstream media was wetting their collective pants:
CNN: Melts down over tweet
CNN: Trump retweets edited GIF aimed at Clinton
CNN: Trump retweets GIF of him hitting Clinton with golf ball
CNN: Retweet doesn’t equal endorsement unless you’re the President of the United States
The New York Times: Trump Tweets Doctored GIF of His Golf Ball Hitting Hillary Clinton
LA Times: Trump retweets meme of him hitting Hillary Clinton with golf ball, knocking her down
The Washington Post: Trump shares GIF of himself striking Hillary Clinton in the back with a golf ball
Fortune Magazine: President Trump Retweets Video of Him Hitting Hillary Clinton With a Golf Ball
Huffington Post: Donald Trump Retweets Joke About Violence Toward Hillary Clinton

The world’s most serious and respectable newspapers and magazines also were having a “fit of rage of hysteric proportions”…

The Russian News media…
Voice of America: Трамп воспроизвел в «Твиттере» видео с «ударом» по Клинтон
Korrespondent: Трамп показал видео с “ударом” по Клинтон
Zvezda (military TV channel): Трамп отработал «потрясающий удар» по Клинтон
KRPress (Kremlin News Agency): Дональд Трамп обнародовал видео «потрясающего удара» по Хиллари Клинтон
Rusgosnews (State News): Трамп обнародовал в Твиттер видео «потрясающего удара» по Клинтон
Morning News: Трамп обнародовал ролик, где он «лупит» мячом для гольфа Хиллари Клинтон

The UK News media…
The Guardian (UK): Trump tweets anti-Clinton meme as tensions flare over her memoir
Independent (UK): Donald Trump shares video of himself hitting Hillary Clinton with golf ball
The Daily Mail (UK): Trump retweets meme that shows him whacking a golf ball that smashes into Hillary’s back and knocks her over
Mirror (UK): Donald Trump wipes out Hillary Clinton with golf ball in viral video tweeted by US president HIMSELF

The Germany News media…
STERN: Trump retweetet Video, wie er Clinton mit Golfball umschießt
Focus (major news weekly): Trump “schlägt” in Video Clinton mit Golfball
RT Deutsch: US-Präsident Trump „schlägt“ Clinton mit Golfball auf Twitter
Sputnik: Trump „schlägt“ Clinton mit Golfball – VIDEO
Bento: Trump twittert ein Gif, in dem er Clinton mit einem Golfschläger attackiert
MSN Nachrichten: Trump holt bei Twitter zu Rundumschlag aus
Handelsblatt: Trump “schlägt“ in Video Clinton mit Golfball
RP News Aggregator: Trump schießt Hillary Clinton Golfball in Rücken
TZ Munich: Schläge für Clinton, Häme für Jong Un: Trump startet zügellose Twitter-Tirade
Meedia: Donald Trump retweetet Fake-Gif, das vermeintlich zeigt, wie sein Golfabschlag Hillary Clinton in den Rücken trifft

The France News media…
RT (France): Sur Twitter, Trump fait trébucher Clinton d’un «swing» dans le dos (IMAGES)
Paris Match (France): Kim Jong-un devient “Rocket Man”, Hillary Clinton chute… les tweets dominicaux de Trump
France TV Info: Quand Trump retweete une vidéo de lui frappant Hillary Clinton avec une balle de golf

The Belgium News media…
HLN Belgium: Trump retweet bewerkte gif waarin hij Clinton neerhaalt met een golfbal
De Morgen Belgium: Trump retweet bewerkte gif waarin hij Clinton neerhaalt met een golfbal
Le Soir Belgium: Sur Twitter, Trump fait tomber Clinton et se moque de «l’homme-fusée» Kim Jong-un
News Monkey Belgium: Trump retweet een GIF waarin hij Hillary omver gooit met een golfbal

The Dutch News media:
NRC (Netherlands): Trump bespot Clinton en Kim Jong-un op Twitter
Telegraaf (Netherlands): Trump retweet omstreden gifje Hillary Clinton

The Swiss News media…
Neue Zürcher Zeitung (Swiss): Präsident Donald Trump holt bei Twitter zum Rundumschlag aus
Tages-Anzeiger (Swiss nationwide daily): Trump twittert Video mit Tätlichkeit gegen Clinton
Basler Zeitung (Swiss uber-regional daily): Trump trifft Hillary
Swiss Info: Trump relaie un montage où il atteint Clinton d’une balle de golf

The Austria’s News media…
OÖNachrichten (Austrian uber-regional daily): Trump holt via Twitter zum Rundumschlag aus
Salzburger Nachrichten (Austrian nationwide daily): Trump holte bei Twitter zu Rundumschlag aus

Other noble News media:
Union News (Ukraine):Трамп обнародовал в социальная сеть Twitter видео «потрясающего удара» по Клинтон
Vidovdan (Serbia): Трамп објавио снимак како лоптицом за голф „гађа“ Клинтонову
9NEWS (Australia): Trump tweets anti-Clinton meme as tensions flare over her memoir

Reading all those international “headlines” feels like watching “Special Olympics in Silliness.”

I guess the “Alinskyite” Newspaper Guild around the world doesn’t like it when you use their “tool of ridicule” against them.

Here is a question for hyperventilating journalists: “At this point, what difference does it make?”

It’s fascinating of all the disproportionate attention to “nonsense” at a time when the world is going down the “drain” with North Korea’s treat of “nuclear” war and Islamic worldwide “terrorism.”

We now officially live in a Monty Python universe: “And now for something completely different: A man with three buttocks.”

It appeared here on “The People’s Cube” first.


Lesbian Privileges

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on November 7, 2017 by andelino

How much does Ellen DeGeneres “benefit from Lesbian Privileges?”

While Harvey Weinstein allegedly “sexually harassed women” out of the public eye, the TV talk show host apparently has “no problem doing similar things” for all to see on her TV show.

She tweeted a photo of herself “ogling” Katy Perry’s “breasts” in a birthday message to the singer.

“Happy birthday, @KatyPerry!” It’s time to bring out the big balloons in a veiled reference to Perry’s chest!” — Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) October 25, 2017

The photo shows the lesbian comedian’s “mouth gaping open just inches from the singer’s cleavage” as Perry poses for the camera.

DeGeneres has a “history” of laughing about women “staring at other women’s breasts.”

In a May 2016 episode of DeGeneres’s daytime show, guest Christina Aguilera discussed Hillary Clinton “staring at her chest.”

“There’s a picture of you, was it you staring at Hillary or Hillary staring at you?” DeGeneres said as Aguilera began to laugh.

“She was staring at my bosoms,” Aguilera replied. The audience roared when they were shown the picture.

“It’s amazing, it’s awesome,” Aguilera said. “She supports the girls.” The two then discussed a recent “fundraiser” Aguilera held for Clinton’s campaign.

“I know you just had a fundraiser for her at your house,” DeGeneres said. “I did, I did,” Aguilera replied, “she’s amazing.” “That’s fantastic,” DeGeneres said.

Seeing  Hillary lusting after “the girls” reminds me of what Bubba said of his wife “She has gotten more pussy than I ever have.”

Hillary Clinton just turned the big 7-0. The “twice failed” presidential candidate officially became a “septuagenarian” on October 26th.

Her “last” birthday came just before last year’s “presidential” election, when Clinton’s campaign couldn’t hide their “arrogance” over their anticipated “win” against Donald Trump.

“Happy birthday to this future president.” — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 26, 2016

The tweet didn’t “age” well, as only 13 days later, “American voters” decided Clinton wouldn’t be a “future president.”

During the “campaign” and after the “election,” Hillary Clinton “claimed” she was the most “stable and balanced” candidate “running” for president.

Nearly one year “after” the election, Hillary Clinton is still publicly “bitter” about losing to Donald Trump, casting “doubt” on her rhetoric.

During a recent appearance on “The Late Show” on Ireland’s RTÉ One, Clinton “confessed” she didn’t “take the loss well.”

Speaking about the “difficulty” of being on the Inauguration platform as a “former” first lady, Clinton said she had to “consciously” watch her actions.

“It was our turn to walk out to a crowd that I thought would be hostile to me because it was largely— well, it wasn’t a large crowd,” she laughed, landing a “petty dig” at the audience size.

“And then going down the steps and just trying to summon up my internal fortitude to be in the moment and to be appropriate. Not be caught making faces or doing something like that,” she said.

“Or rolling your eyes,” the interviewer interjected, which she affirmed. “i didn’t want that to happen,” she said. “Did you want to scream?” he asked.

“Oh, I did, but that was a common occurrence in those days, you know, scream into the pillow when I saw what was happening,” she continued adding “it felt good.“

I suspect many of Bill Clinton’s “Rape Dates” had alsoscreamed into their pillows!

In September, Clinton “revealed” more of her bitter “reaction” to the loss.

During an interview on CBS’s “Sunday Morning,” Hillary relived “boisterously” the debate moment when Trump allegedly “breathed down her neck.”

“It was so, just discombobulating,” Clinton said of the moment Trump stood “several feet behind her” as she answered a question from a “voter” in St. Louis.

“So while I’m answering questions my mind is going, ‘okay, do I keep my composure, do I act like a president, am I the person people can trust in the end to make hard decisions, or do I wheel around and say get out of my space, back up you creep!” she yelled.

I always get a “kick” out of this clip. If you see the “entire” tape, first thing you notice is that Trump was not “invading” her space, but rather she “walked over” into his space. He should have been telling her “to get out of his space, creep.”

Sitting back in her chair after “leaning” forward during her “outburst” Clinton said, “Well, you know, I didn’t do the latter.”

She then recollected “negative” things people said about her, like “they don’t know her,” and blamed her composure, “which I have developed over years being in the public eye has well equipped me for being a leader,” she insisted.

“Because you should keep your cool and be steady and predictable,” she said, seconds after her outburst.

Clinton then conceded “maybe I missed a few chances” during the campaign.

Other clips released by the show features Hillary in despair.

.@HillaryClinton opens up about life post-election: “I was just gob smacked, wiped out.” More tomorrow at 9am ET — CBS Sunday Morning (@CBSSunday) September 9, 2017

“It was a very hard transition and I make no bones about it,” Clinton said about losing the election. “I drank my share of Chardonnay and took long walks in the woods.”

“I really struggled and for the longest time, I was just totally drained. I couldn’t feel. I couldn’t think. I was just gob smacked, wiped out,” she said.

“We had Thanksgiving,” she continued, looking at the ceiling and holding “back tears,” saying she was grateful for “the experience of having run.”

She also was “grateful” for her supporters, her family and her grandchildren, in that order, but didn’t mention her husband by name.

I still think the “absolute” best of Hillary Clinton was when she “collapsed” at the 9/11 memorial and they “threw” her in the back of her Ambulance van like a “sack of potatoes.”

The noose is “tightening” around Hilary’s neck. Can’t wait to see the “hanging” at the town square, hopefully “before” her 71st birthday.

Bill’s former lover: Hillary Clinton a lesbian,“had several.”

“Hillary Clinton Is A Lesbian”

Hillary’s Uranium Deal

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on October 28, 2017 by andelino

PUTIN: “Will you sell us Uranium for $50?”
HILLARY (indignantly): “No!”
PUTIN: “Will you sell it for a thousand dollars?”
HILLARY: “Never!”
PUTIN: “Will you sell it for a million dollars?”
HILLARY: “Maybe.”
PUTIN (puts a million back into his pocket): “Now that we have established your nature, let’s talk about the price.”

Obama-era Russian Uranium One deal: What to know

Hillary Fondled Weinstein

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on October 26, 2017 by andelino

The above image is not Photo shopped

New “evidence” has emerged of Hillary Clinton “fondling” the breasts of the corpulent “sexual” predator, Harvey Weinstein.

Later, during an interview, she was asked if Weinstein’s exploits as a “sexual predator” were reminiscent of the “sexual exploits” of her husband, Bill Clinton. She replied, “Close, but no cigar.”

Below, one sexual predator and rapist “sheepishly” asks another sexual predator and rapist if he can borrow a “cigar” for personal reasons.

Jane Fonda, actress, activist, friend of the Viet Cong and leotard-clad purveyor of countless fitness tapes, actually blamed “male entitlement” for the disgusting behavior of Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein.

Fonda was talking about what people have to do to “curtail” the kind of Weinstein behavior when she “revealed” that she knew about it “for a year” beforehand.

She made the comments during a CNN interview on with Christiane Amanpour.

While many A-list celebrities and high-profile politicians are claiming they had “no knowledge” Harvey Weinstein’s “lurid” behavior with his female stars, a 2013 clip from a press conference for the Academy Awards makes it clear his “antics” were an open joke in Hollywood for years.

“The 2012 nominees for best performance by an actress in a supporting role are Sally Field in Lincoln, Anne Hathaway in Les Miserables, Jacki Weaver in Silver Linings Playbook, Helen Hunt in The Sessions, and Amy Adams in The Master,” Seth MacFarlane said at the event.

On another “lurid” note, Hillary Clinton was in the U.K. promoting her book, “What Happened” and had an accident.

The former “twice” presidential candidate loser said she “broke” her toe after falling down some stairs.

“I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder, and my heel caught and I fell backwards,” she said at an appearance on the BBC’s “The Graham Norton Show.”

“I tried to get up, and it really hurt. I’ve broken my toe. I’ve received excellent care from your excellent health service,” she added, now wearing a “walking boot” following the injury.

Of course, when Hillary said she was “running down stairs in heels with coffee in hand while talking over her shoulder…” it looks like this:

We all know that she is in “tip top” shape and normally can easily run “up and down” stairs in heels while “juggling” cups of coffee and “reciting” the Constitution.

How can anyone “doubt” that this strong woman is a fine “physical” specimen capable of “leaping” up stairs, “swinging” from ropes and dodging” sniper fire in Bosnia with gusto.

According to CNN, Hillary was “helping” two men up the steps. In fact, if it hadn’t been for Hillary, those two men would have never made it “up those steps” according to Wolf Blitzer.

To anyone who doesn’t believe her account: “Can YOU run down a staircase in heels while holding a cup of coffee and talking over your shoulder to someone without falling? No. So shut up.”

Hillary is indeed “awe-inspiring.” Most people, if they catch a heel while going down steps, fall forward. But not our Wonder Womyn! No, she falls backward in order to prevent more “serious” injury.

I can’t help but wonder, how can one “break a toe” by falling backwards. The only answer is that Hillary feet are turned “backwards,” which makes her a possible close relative of a Brazilian mythological creature named CURUPIRA.

This also explains her frequent “falls” and losing her “shoes” in public, after which she gets immediately “blocked” from view by her security detail.

I’m no “theory-conspirator,” but the resemblance is “uncanny, remarkable and downright disturbing.”

Only a “really” stupid person who thinks “everyone” else is even more stupid would “make up” something like this.

It was later “determined” that Trump left one of his “golf balls” on the stairs which “caused” Hillary’s fall.

A special counsel is being “appointed” to determine if it was “deliberate or if Russia was involved.”


Harvey Weinstein
Take Back Your Diamonds, Take Back Your Pearls, What Makes You Think I Was One of Weinstein’s Girls?

Harvey Weinstein Proves Why the Left Really Hates Trump

Harvey Weinstein: Male Predators and Their Targets

Harvey Weinstein and the Slow-Motion Theft of American Culture
Harvey Sent Gushing Emails to ‘Madame Secretary’ Hillary Clinton

FBI Uncovers Confirmation of Hillary’s Corrupt Uranium Deal with Russia…

’Racketeering scheme’… ‘Clinton Cash’ Confirmed

What Happened?

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on September 9, 2017 by andelino

American publishing company “Simon & Schuster” is proud to announce its new book “What Happened” series.

In a statement by a company spokesperson he stated Simon & Schuster is not afraid of “beating” a dead horse.

Our new “What Happened” series will dig deep to “reveal” the already obvious reasons that led to some of history’s most notable “two-time presidential candidate defeat.”

We are “proud” that Hillary Rodham Clinton has agreed to kickoff our “What Happened” series by touring and promoting it across The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

Hypocrite Hillary

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on July 9, 2017 by andelino

Hillary Clinton tells the “suck ups” in the audience at the sexist “Women in the World” gathering that she is “doing pretty well, all things considered.”

If she means that she’s not in “prison for life” or under “death penalty investigation for espionage and treason” and filthy rich to “boast as a result of her crimes,” who could argue.

Instead of being in “jail” she’s getting paid to “whine” to a bunch of sycophantic “morons” about losing “despite” her best efforts to “cheat and steal” her way into the White House.

Clinton plays the “sympathy card” saying the aftermath of the election was “so devastating that everything that has come to light in the days and weeks since has been also, troubling.” 

She must be “talking” about the Democrats, led by Susan Rice and Caliph Obama “spying” on her opponent.

Yeah, Clinton, that’s got to “bother” her almost as much as Donna Brazile “feeding” her debate questions or her husband “meeting” Loretta Lynch in her airplane for some “last minute negotiations.”

Troubling is “hardly” a strong enough characterization, “outrageous” would be better.

Clinton revealed that she had been taking a lot of “long walks in the woods,” probably meeting up with “Russian agents” after learning that email isn’t the most “secure way to sell government secrets.”

“So, I’m okay,” she says, “as a person I’m okay. As an American, I’m pretty worried.”

The woman who laid all of our “secrets” open to every nation around the world “claims” to be concerned about future “instances” of Russian hacking.

She bases it on the “false” narrative that she’s pitching as the “real reason she lost.”

It’s not because she’s a “crook” who destroyed everything she touched and “sold” out her nation, it’s because Russia “released” her emails, the same thing she did to America.

It’s no big “deal” when Hillary does it, but Putin is “evil incarnate” when he’s “falsely” accused.

She says she “believes” what Putin wanted to do was sow “distrust and confusion,” as well as “influence” elections. That’s the job “She, Obama and CNN” were doing. Is she now “worried” about “foreign” competition?

Old hag Hillary “brags” that she’s knows Putin very well and has “sat” with him before, calling him somebody who “plays” the long game.

Perhaps he’ll be back in 2020 for more “illegal” American uranium if Clinton should “run” and win in 2020, or is “working” with the Podesta brothers on some “banking and energy” sector deals.

She claims that people ask “why” Putin would do such a thing to her, the “fake” election meddling, not the “bribes” for the uranium.

Clinton explained, “I don’t think it’s too complicated, he had his desire to destabilize us and others and, you know he’s not exactly fond of strong women, so you add that together and that’s pretty much what it means.”

Putin may not be fond of “treasonous” women who  sell out their country for “personal” profit, or older, unattractive “globalist” women like Hillary, but not “strong” women.

His Foreign Ministry Spokesperson, Maria Zakharova, is “quite” strong. She’d eat Hillary for “lunch” and have the intestinal “fortitude” to choke back the overwhelming “gag” reflex.

She demonstrates that “strength” regularly, most recently in warning CNN  and the US media about the “fake” Russia news you always repeat.

Another “strong” woman, Irina Rodnina, an MP from Vladimir Putin’s United Russia party and a triple Olympic champion figure-skater, took on Caliph Obama by “posting” a picture of him being “tempted” by a banana.

Putin didn’t seem too “intimidated” or put off by her strength in “challenging” the American Muslim “usurper.”

It’s probably just a simple matter of “revulsion,” Hillary. Even a former KGB agent finds you “disgusting.”

A producer at the “Women in the World” event had an “awkward” moment when he was “caught” in the spotlight helping “frail” Hillary onto the stage.

The “backstage” assistant could be seen with his “hand” on Clinton’s back “pushing” her onto the stage and “pointing” her in which direction to “walk” to get to her position.

Hillary “gingerly” walked across the stage to “greet” Samantha Bee, who introduced her, letting out hearty “barks” while negotiating the riser.

Moments later, Clinton “conquered” the single step before “plunging” into the seat.

All that’s left “now” is to be being “hung, drawn and quartered.”

Mr. President, I’m sorry.
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Hillary’s Sexual Lawsuit

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , , on June 28, 2017 by andelino

In the wake of allegations of sexual harassment against top “income” producers at Fox News, Hillary Clinton entered the “fray,” joining the string of “opportunistic” women who shake down “super-wealthy” men for the “crime” of asking them for a “date.”

Standing with “sexual harassment” specialist Gloria Allred and a gaggle of “sobbing” women with “heaving” shoulders, a “visibly” upset Hillary pointed an “accusing” finger at the “mug shots” of Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly.

Attorney Allred “hugged” Hillary tightly to “comfort” her as the other “liberal” women wearing “pussy hats” joined in.

“They refused to have sex with me!” she cried out “wailing” uncontrollably, while “blaming” Fox News for “refusing” to run her “patriotic” swimsuit advertisement during the “election.”

“Every time I came near these two, I made sure to look good, wear lipstick, spike heels, my push up bra, studded leather collars, and negligees and thongs from Victoria’s Secret. As soon as they saw me coming, the two split in opposite directions and ran. In my heels I couldn’t catch up!”

Hyperventilating, “shaking” and unable to control her “emotions,” Hillary took several “moments” to compose herself, “tears” streaming down her face.

“I tripped and stumbled running after Bill O’Reilly. I even dropped my bottle of bourbon. It was embarrassing. Everyone in the newsroom was watching me making a fool of myself. They kept staring! It was awful. Even more embarrassing, some of the staff people tweeted and posted it on Facebook!”

Hillary turned to the cameras again: “I’ve never been more humiliated in my entire life. The trauma made me turn to drink again after a whole four hours of abstinence. I even started smoking those strange tasting wet cigars Bill gave me. Who will pay for my Detox this time around?”

Two “ACLU” lawyers and a attorney from the “Southern Poverty Law Center” took their turns at the microphones “announcing” that Madonna will join the “lawsuit” to express her outrage at this “deviant” sexual behavior while making again life threats against President Trump.

She is especially “outraged” at the men who “refused” her offer for free blowjobs if they “voted” for Hillary.

The lawyers “raged” at the “discriminatory, UN-Democratic, UN-American, unfair America’s constitution, unjust election results,” as well as against the “smart, wealthy and successful wife of the husband with orange hair and small hands.”

Gloria Allred “ended” the news conference saying “We promise to take Hillary’s case to the Supreme Court if necessary, along with her push up bra, matching pantsuit studded leather collars, leash, and patriotic thongs as evidence.”

“We will subpoena Donald Trump as the co-plaintiff in our lawsuit. He’s an accessory to widespread discrimination proven by his desire to grope supermodel pussies while neglecting Rosie O’Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg, both known for their inner sexual beauties.”

Reaffirming her “true” status as a victim, “Barker-in-Chief” Hillary revealed the “secret” to her “loss/theft” of the presidential election declaring “Russian meddling, FBI Director James Comey’s involvement, WikiLeaks theft of emails from her campaign chairman, and misogyny as primary excuse” out of her 35 other reasons.

The first “three” are all Republican “fake news.” Pure fiction. That last one, “misogyny,” I’m not sure how that “fits” but I’ll look it up after my women brings me a “beer and sammitch.”

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