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What Happened?

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on September 9, 2017 by andelino

American publishing company “Simon & Schuster” is proud to announce its new book “What Happened” series.

In a statement by a company spokesperson he stated Simon & Schuster is not afraid of “beating” a dead horse.

Our new “What Happened” series will dig deep to “reveal” the already obvious reasons that led to some of history’s most notable “two-time presidential candidate defeat.”

We are “proud” that Hillary Rodham Clinton has agreed to kickoff our “What Happened” series by touring and promoting it across The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

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Hypocrite Hillary

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on July 9, 2017 by andelino

Hillary Clinton tells the “suck ups” in the audience at the sexist “Women in the World” gathering that she is “doing pretty well, all things considered.”

If she means that she’s not in “prison for life” or under “death penalty investigation for espionage and treason” and filthy rich to “boast as a result of her crimes,” who could argue.

Instead of being in “jail” she’s getting paid to “whine” to a bunch of sycophantic “morons” about losing “despite” her best efforts to “cheat and steal” her way into the White House.

Clinton plays the “sympathy card” saying the aftermath of the election was “so devastating that everything that has come to light in the days and weeks since has been also, troubling.” 

She must be “talking” about the Democrats, led by Susan Rice and Caliph Obama “spying” on her opponent.

Yeah, Clinton, that’s got to “bother” her almost as much as Donna Brazile “feeding” her debate questions or her husband “meeting” Loretta Lynch in her airplane for some “last minute negotiations.”

Troubling is “hardly” a strong enough characterization, “outrageous” would be better.

Clinton revealed that she had been taking a lot of “long walks in the woods,” probably meeting up with “Russian agents” after learning that email isn’t the most “secure way to sell government secrets.”

“So, I’m okay,” she says, “as a person I’m okay. As an American, I’m pretty worried.”

The woman who laid all of our “secrets” open to every nation around the world “claims” to be concerned about future “instances” of Russian hacking.

She bases it on the “false” narrative that she’s pitching as the “real reason she lost.”

It’s not because she’s a “crook” who destroyed everything she touched and “sold” out her nation, it’s because Russia “released” her emails, the same thing she did to America.

It’s no big “deal” when Hillary does it, but Putin is “evil incarnate” when he’s “falsely” accused.

She says she “believes” what Putin wanted to do was sow “distrust and confusion,” as well as “influence” elections. That’s the job “She, Obama and CNN” were doing. Is she now “worried” about “foreign” competition?

Old hag Hillary “brags” that she’s knows Putin very well and has “sat” with him before, calling him somebody who “plays” the long game.

Perhaps he’ll be back in 2020 for more “illegal” American uranium if Clinton should “run” and win in 2020, or is “working” with the Podesta brothers on some “banking and energy” sector deals.

She claims that people ask “why” Putin would do such a thing to her, the “fake” election meddling, not the “bribes” for the uranium.

Clinton explained, “I don’t think it’s too complicated, he had his desire to destabilize us and others and, you know he’s not exactly fond of strong women, so you add that together and that’s pretty much what it means.”

Putin may not be fond of “treasonous” women who  sell out their country for “personal” profit, or older, unattractive “globalist” women like Hillary, but not “strong” women.

His Foreign Ministry Spokesperson, Maria Zakharova, is “quite” strong. She’d eat Hillary for “lunch” and have the intestinal “fortitude” to choke back the overwhelming “gag” reflex.

She demonstrates that “strength” regularly, most recently in warning CNN  and the US media about the “fake” Russia news you always repeat.

Another “strong” woman, Irina Rodnina, an MP from Vladimir Putin’s United Russia party and a triple Olympic champion figure-skater, took on Caliph Obama by “posting” a picture of him being “tempted” by a banana.

Putin didn’t seem too “intimidated” or put off by her strength in “challenging” the American Muslim “usurper.”

It’s probably just a simple matter of “revulsion,” Hillary. Even a former KGB agent finds you “disgusting.”

A producer at the “Women in the World” event had an “awkward” moment when he was “caught” in the spotlight helping “frail” Hillary onto the stage.

The “backstage” assistant could be seen with his “hand” on Clinton’s back “pushing” her onto the stage and “pointing” her in which direction to “walk” to get to her position.

Hillary “gingerly” walked across the stage to “greet” Samantha Bee, who introduced her, letting out hearty “barks” while negotiating the riser.

Moments later, Clinton “conquered” the single step before “plunging” into the seat.

All that’s left “now” is to be being “hung, drawn and quartered.”

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Hillary’s Sexual Lawsuit

Posted in sex with tags , , , , , , , on June 28, 2017 by andelino

In the wake of allegations of sexual harassment against top “income” producers at Fox News, Hillary Clinton entered the “fray,” joining the string of “opportunistic” women who shake down “super-wealthy” men for the “crime” of asking them for a “date.”

Standing with “sexual harassment” specialist Gloria Allred and a gaggle of “sobbing” women with “heaving” shoulders, a “visibly” upset Hillary pointed an “accusing” finger at the “mug shots” of Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly.

Attorney Allred “hugged” Hillary tightly to “comfort” her as the other “liberal” women wearing “pussy hats” joined in.

“They refused to have sex with me!” she cried out “wailing” uncontrollably, while “blaming” Fox News for “refusing” to run her “patriotic” swimsuit advertisement during the “election.”

“Every time I came near these two, I made sure to look good, wear lipstick, spike heels, my push up bra, studded leather collars, and negligees and thongs from Victoria’s Secret. As soon as they saw me coming, the two split in opposite directions and ran. In my heels I couldn’t catch up!”

Hyperventilating, “shaking” and unable to control her “emotions,” Hillary took several “moments” to compose herself, “tears” streaming down her face.


“I tripped and stumbled running after Bill O’Reilly. I even dropped my bottle of bourbon. It was embarrassing. Everyone in the newsroom was watching me making a fool of myself. They kept staring! It was awful. Even more embarrassing, some of the staff people tweeted and posted it on Facebook!”


Hillary turned to the cameras again: “I’ve never been more humiliated in my entire life. The trauma made me turn to drink again after a whole four hours of abstinence. I even started smoking those strange tasting wet cigars Bill gave me. Who will pay for my Detox this time around?”

Two “ACLU” lawyers and a attorney from the “Southern Poverty Law Center” took their turns at the microphones “announcing” that Madonna will join the “lawsuit” to express her outrage at this “deviant” sexual behavior while making again life threats against President Trump.

She is especially “outraged” at the men who “refused” her offer for free blowjobs if they “voted” for Hillary.

The lawyers “raged” at the “discriminatory, UN-Democratic, UN-American, unfair America’s constitution, unjust election results,” as well as against the “smart, wealthy and successful wife of the husband with orange hair and small hands.”

Gloria Allred “ended” the news conference saying “We promise to take Hillary’s case to the Supreme Court if necessary, along with her push up bra, matching pantsuit studded leather collars, leash, and patriotic thongs as evidence.”

“We will subpoena Donald Trump as the co-plaintiff in our lawsuit. He’s an accessory to widespread discrimination proven by his desire to grope supermodel pussies while neglecting Rosie O’Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg, both known for their inner sexual beauties.”

Reaffirming her “true” status as a victim, “Barker-in-Chief” Hillary revealed the “secret” to her “loss/theft” of the presidential election declaring “Russian meddling, FBI Director James Comey’s involvement, WikiLeaks theft of emails from her campaign chairman, and misogyny as primary excuse” out of her 35 other reasons.

The first “three” are all Republican “fake news.” Pure fiction. That last one, “misogyny,” I’m not sure how that “fits” but I’ll look it up after my women brings me a “beer and sammitch.”

Big Nothing Burger

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on June 9, 2017 by andelino

Hillary Clinton announced the “opening” of her national hamburger chain “Big Nothing Burger” at Hillary’s Burger “Shack” in Chappaqua, NY complimented with ample “Chardonnay” and jugs of frozen “daiquiris.”

Wearing a chef style “tin foil hat” and speaking “inebriated,” former presidential candidate turned “conspiracy” theorist, Hillary Clinton, revealed her 2016 inspired “Big Nothing Burger.”

The burger, “glazed” with Russian vodka and diced “organic” vegetables, grown in her “retirement” garden behind the “walled” in house, is said to be the “Biggest Nothing Burger” since the Hillary email scandal.


Contrary to the laws of “reality and basic common sense,” Clinton claims the “Big Nothing Burger” is calorie and carb free and “harmless” to the human body as her private “basement server” was to her recent presidential campaign.

She “vigorously” claims that any “bodily injury, illness” or otherwise negative reaction to the “Big Nothing Burger” should not be directed toward her but that all “responsibility and outrage” should be aimed at the “Commissariat of Kalorama, former FBI Director James Comey, the vast right-wing conspiracy, Wikileaks, the DNC, Russian spies and Covfefe.”

From her “continues” expanding list of 38 “Big Nothing Burger” recipes for losing to President Trump I “picked” my favorites.

  1. 1,000 Russian agents
    “If you look at Facebook, the vast majority of the news items posted were fake. They were connected to, as we now know, the 1,000 Russian agents who were involved in delivering those messages.”
  1. “Anti-American forces”
    “I take responsibility for every decision I made, but that’s not why I lost. Anti-American forces are going after our economy and they are going after our unity as a nation.”
  1. Content farms in Macedonia
    “You know, there’s all these stories of guys over in Macedonia who are running these fake news sites and I’ve seen them now and you sit there and it looks like a sort of low-level CNN operation, after decrying these Macedonia’s content farms.”

36.

   27.The GRU
“You know, basically the group running this was the GRU which is the military intelligence arm of the Russian military and they have a very sophisticated cyber operation. They are in bed with WikiLeaks, in bed with Goosefer, in bed with covfefe and in bed with DC Leaks.”

Here is the complete and ever expanding list of Hillary’s “CodeCon 2017” recipes for her “election loss” to President Trump. You can read the full “transcript” at Recode:

Hillary Coronation

Posted in uncategorized with tags , on June 4, 2017 by andelino

Women in Berets

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on May 29, 2017 by andelino

As Hillary Clinton returned to her “Resistance Warrior” role as one of the more “visible and key” George Soros pawns spreading “dissent and subversion” throughout the nation, she gave a “commencement address” at the liberal all women “Wellesley College” where she graduated from in 1969.

She returned to the familiar “poor mistreated me” line of discussion, saying that things didn’t “really go as she planned” in the last election.

The same holds “true” for most Trump supporters, who “expected” her to be in “prison or at least under indictment by now.”

Instead she’s out running her “disgusting” mouth when she should be “thankful” President Trump hasn’t “yet” encouraged  Attorney General Sessions to “reopen” her case.

His “failure” to do so is a “mystery” and  a major “disappointment” to many of his ardent supporters but it’s not good enough for “old hag” Hillary.

Instead she’s “poking” the bear, describing how she’s now able to take long “walks in the woods, organizing her closets and get drunk on Chardonnay. “

That’s an apparent “reference” to the bathroom closet she used as a location for her now-confiscated “bootleg server” which was the location for storing “stolen” US government documents.

Why would she bring that “up and invite” an investigation? It’s as if she’s “taunting” President Trump, “daring” him to do something about her “criminality” and James Comey “complicity” letting her off.

She gave some “background” on her college days, “comparing” President Trump to then-President Nixon, who, “unlike her husband, was never accused of rape, was never impeached and didn’t molest interns and have affairs in the Oval Office.”

Still this “arrogant” witch, who has more ”felonies” hanging over her head than Wellesley “has students,” had the nerve to “denounce and belittle” President Trump.

She then projected today’s “issues” upon the 60s and 70s, which was largely another “lie.”

The “unrest” was about the Vietnam War and the “casualties,” that much is true and some “instances” the response of the government, let to some “protests.”

There were some “feminist” issues and some “racial” civil rights issues, but there were no “discussions” as she falsely claims of “religious minorities” or whether “immigrants” would ever be treated with “dignity and respect.”

Religious minorities, to the limited degree they “existed” was not even a topic. As for “illegal” aliens, they likewise were a “rarity.”

They kept the fact that they were “illegal” secret, understanding that they would be “sent back” to where they belong if they were “discovered.”

There was no “presumption,” as Clinton and her ilk “pretend” there to be these days, that “illegal’s” would remain in the US.

She “falsely” claimed that the presidency of Richard Nixon ended in “disgrace” for obstruction of justice. Nixon was never “impeached,” he resigned.

Maybe she’s getting him “confused” with her husband, Bill Clinton, who was “impeached” for one count of “perjury” and one of “obstruction of justice.”

The “informed” graduates of esteemed Wellesley “roared” with thunderous “approval” in their liberal “idiocy,” as the faculty “nodded” in approval, either “ignorant” themselves or “complicit” once again in typical liberal “distortion of the truth.”

Grandma Hillary then continued the “bizarre” speech by addressing the “history majors” in particular, saying, “When people in power invent their own facts and attack those who question them, it can mark the beginning of the end of a free society.”

If those in power “sell access, government secrets and skim cash for their foundations,” it’s not a problem.

That’s “just” a Clinton “being” Clinton.

There’s something about women in berets…

Who wore the beret better, Hillary 0r Monica?

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Onward Together

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 22, 2017 by andelino

Instead of being in a “maximum security” federal prison working on her and husband Bill’s appeals on their “espionage” convictions, Hillary Clinton is pretending none of her “crimes” ever happened.

She’s got “quite” a bit of company in her “charades,” in the form of the “FBI” and the “Justice” Departments, though there is a “chance” with Comey out of the picture her “prosecution” can finally move forward.

On the topic of “forward,” the longtime Marxist favorite slogan “Stronger Together“ she used during her 2016 presidential campaign has now “created” a new start up organization named “Onward Together.”

Why not, George Soros still has a “lot of money” and “hates” America more than “Hitler” and Hillary got all of this “free” time with no emails to “hide” or grand “juries” to talk to.

She sent out an email blast to all of her many “mentally challenged, identity-driven, corrupt” supporters, announcing the “news” that they can now “sign up” to feed her “cash” through “Onward Together.”

Buried on the “donation” page is this “caveat” nugget:

“Contributions or gifts to ‘Onward Together’ a 501(c)(4) organization, are not tax deductible as charitable contributions or as business deductions.”

By “listing” itself as a 501(c)(4), Clinton is able to take in so-called “dark money,” or money in unlimited “amounts” from donors who “legally” do not have to be “disclosed.”

NTK Network reported that at a October 2015 “campaign” event, Clinton “criticized” 501(c)4 groups as “unaccountable dark money.”

The one-time opponent of “dark money” in politics is now providing “dark money” herself through “Indivisible.”

That’s “onward” as in a return to the past of the “Clinton Crime Family Foundation.” 

The next time you read of members of “Indivisible” heckling a Republican member of Congress at a “town hall” meeting, just picture Hillary Clinton “behind the curtain” providing the funding.

Hillary Clinton admitted she is “funding” the leading group to “undermine” President Trump’s agenda.

“I believe more fiercely than ever that citizen engagement at every level is central to a strong and vibrant democracy.To support this wave of grassroots organizing, we’re launching ‘Onward Together,’ an organization dedicated to advancing the progressive vision that earned nearly 66 million votes in the last election.”

Clinton said “Onward Together” is funding five left-wing groups, including “Indivisible”  were “angry” liberals can turn out to “boo and jeer” GOP congressmen at “town hall” meetings.

“Hundreds of thousands of people have made their voices heard thanks to Indivisible, an effort led by former Congressional staffers who are using their expertise to help ordinary people reach their members of Congress. In some cases, we’ll provide direct funding to these organizations. For others, we’ll help amplify their work and do what we can to help them continue to grow their audiences and expand their reach.”

Clinton “praised” the group on Twitter, as well. “People across America have made their voices heard thanks to @Indivisible Teams.”

Maybe it wasn’t the best, most “creative” choice in names but it “worked” for Caliph Obama and many other international “dictators” who preceded him.

It also was the theme of her fellow “globalist” Emmanuel Macron of France, who started a political party called “En Marche,” or “Onward.”

As she told us “barely” two weeks ago, politics hasn’t “been fair to her.” If all the other “globalists” can have a country to rule “why can’t she?”

In the “gum in your hair” tradition of the “corrupt” Democrats of which she is the “emblematic” leader, Clinton simply can’t be “gotten rid of.”

Her “patronizing” message to the “mindless” American “haters” read:

“From the Women’s March to airports across the country where communities are welcoming immigrants and refugees to town hall meetings in every community, Americans are speaking out like never before. I believe more fiercely than ever that citizen engagement at every level is central to a strong and vibrant democracy. ‘Onward Together’ will work to build a brighter future for generations to come by supporting groups that encourage people to organize and run for office.”

That’s great, “just” what America needs, more “malcontent” Democrats gumming up the works, “complaining” about our nation and “attacking” everything American.

She’s going to be the middle “hag” to the Soros Groups, using her “name” recognition and support to “suck” money for his political “disruption.”

“Onward Together” would support “five” progressive groups:

“Swing Left,” which targets vulnerable House Republican incumbents;
“Emerge America,” which will train Democratic women to run for office;
“Color of Change,” which fights criminal justice reform and racial justice;
“Indivisible,” a group that’s mobilizing a resistance against Trump;
“Run for Something,” which helps potential candidates find tools to guide their bids.

She said, “In some cases we’ll provide direct funding to these organizations. For others, we’ll help amplify their work and do what we can to help them continue to grow their audiences and expand their reach.”

In all cases she’s going to be “separating” her supporters from their money and “retaining” a sizable portion for “expenses” to make up for the “Clinton Crime Family Foundation” shortfall.

In going for the “sympathy” sign up and donation request, Clinton wrote, “This year hasn’t been what I envisioned, but I know what I’m still fighting for, a kinder, big-hearted, inclusive America. Onward!”

Don’t forget to include “broke, overrun, dangerous and imperiled” on your Democrat “to do” list, as well as getting the “Clinton Crime Family Foundation” slushing going again, Hillary.

Why is “corrupt” Hillary Clinton still walking around “freely?” Where is the “justice? “

Hillary Clinton should be harshly “prosecuted” for sending “classified” information over an “unsecured” private “server” and “lying” about it, in addition to a host of other “criminal” activities.

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