The Hill Dog Is Back

Nice “bark” from the “Hill Dog.”

“Blaming” everything and everybody but “herself” for losing to Trump.

Says the Comey letter “raised doubts” in the minds of “voters” on October 27th.

Six months after the “election,” that’s the main “reason” you lost?

You’re “insane.” You’re “clueless.” You’re “tone deaf.” Get back into the woods.

The Comey letter acted as one of many “catalysts” that sparked a deep, deep “distrust” the electorate had for you. And that deep distrust “stems” not from Putin or from Comey letters, but from “who you are, from what you said, and from all you have lied about.”

Listen Hill Dog, you don’t simply “raise” doubts a week before the election. Those “doubts” were there. Those doubts were “everywhere.” They’d been there “years” before the election. Decades, if you want to “know the truth.”

You’re a “liar.” You’re “manipulative.” You hid all sorts of “corruption,” then lied about it, then continued to “lie” about , then got mad at people that “uncovered” it, then acted like you couldn’t “believe” people didn’t “trust” you.

You then “blamed” everyone else for “discovering” it while refusing to blame “yourself” for creating the “perception” that you are a “corrupt, lying politician with a character detrimental to be a candidate for President.”

You are “bitter” and blaming Comey, Putin, Russia and “sexism and misogyny” voters as being “responsible” for your election defeat.

“Were you a victim of misogyny and why do you think you lost the majority of the white female vote?” Christiane Amanpour asked Clinton.

“Yes, I do think it played a role. Other things did, as well. Every day that goes by we learn more about some of the unprecedented interference, including from a foreign power whose leader is not a member of my fan club. And so it is real, it is very much part of the landscape politically, and socially, and economically” you barked.

Back in December, you “blamed” FBI Director James Comey while briefing a “private” audience.

“Take it from Nate Silver, who’s pointed out that swing state voters made their decisions in the final days, breaking against me because of the FBI letter from FBI Director Comey. I happen to believe this, that that letter most likely made the difference in the outcome,” you said to a few shouts of “yeah!” and a smattering of applause.

You went on to “blame” the Russians, saying the country’s alleged “hacking” of Democratic email accounts stemmed from a “personal beef” Putin had with you.

“We have to recognize that, as the latest reports made clear, Vladimir Putin himself directed the covert cyber-attacks against our electoral system, against our democracy, apparently because he has a personal beef against me,” you charged.

Poor little sniveling “cry babies” should never be “elected” president of the United States and “thankfully” you weren’t.

Just as Barack Hussein Obama was a “disaster” for black Americans, you would have been a “catastrophe” for sexist feminists who “vote” based upon biological“plumbing” or claimed “gender” identity.

It’s been “almost” six months since we averted “disaster” and the mechanism for the culmination of the “destruction” of the United State, yet you are still playing to the “Oh, you poor mistreated little girl, you” crowd.

Following her session of “blaming” Putin and Trump for everything that went “wrong,” Hill Dog declares that she takes “absolute personal responsibility” for her loss – but adds that “I was on the way to winning until a combination of Jim Comey’s letter on October 28th and Russian WikiLeaks raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me and got scared off…if the election had been on October 27, I would be your president.”

She added the “caveat” that places that didn’t vote for her couldn’t get “cell coverage for miles.”

Last, but not least, Hill Dog “announced” recently to the whole world “I’m now back to being an activist citizen and part of The Resistance.”

“I can’t be anything other than who I am and I spent decades learning what it would take to move our country forward, including people who, you know, didn’t vote for me, to try to make sure that we dealt with a lot of these hard issues that are right around the corner like robotics and artificial intelligence and things that are really going to be upending the economy for the vast majority of Americans, to say nothing of the rest of the world.”

Does being in “The Resistance” mean Hill Dog will help “organize” the many anti-Trump “street protests” that we have seen attacking “conservative” speakers and burning sneakers because an executive “complimented” President Trump?

Or does it mean Hill Dog will once again be making herself “available” for highly paid speeches “denouncing” Trump policies and “promoting” the Progressive left agenda?

Given that she has earned over $22M in her career doing the latter, one “imagines” that most of Hillary’s marching on behalf of “The Resistance” will be limited to“crawling” from a provided limousine to “behind” a podium.

“Wonderful news. A great #resistance warrior has been announced – welcome Hillary.” @2HawkEye2017

“Hillary Clinton claims to be a #RESISTANCE member now.. Will she run this ’movement’ into the ground like she did her 2016 campaign?” #MAGA

I am “confused” though, as to what exactly she is “resisting?” Making America Great Again? Is that what the “resistance” is against?

If they are resisting making our country “great” again, then what exactly are they for? “Tyranny? Socialism? Communism?” I’m baffled here.

Although, maybe it is a “good” thing that Hillary is “back in action.” I have been lacking a good “comedy” show. This ought to be interesting.

Maybe this time she will “actually” end up in prison, where the only “pantsuit” she will wear is “orange,” like she deserves.

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