Allah knows best…

Nothing like a little “good” ISIS news…

The brave British sniper saved the terrified eight-year-old and his father after taking out the “crazed” jihadi with a “head” shot from 1,000 meters away.

One thousand meters is a little under 1,100 yards. That’s a “hell” of a head shot. Especially considering the “target” was a member of ISIS, and the bullet could’ve passed right through his “skull” without hitting his “chickpea” sized brain.

The special forces “crack” shot then killed two other members of the “hated” terror group, who were also taking part in the “sick” planned execution.

ISIS militants had “decreed” that the little boy and his father must “die” after branding them “infidels” because they refused to “denounce” their faith.

They were just “seconds” from death when the hero sniper “intervened” to stop the barbaric “killing” in the Syrian desert. The pair were part of the “minority” Shia sect of Islam which ISIS “considers” to be heretical.

They were saved from a “cruel and painful” death at the hands of the “fanatics” after an Iraqi spy “tipped” off British special forces to the “planned” execution.

Special forces troops who arrived at the “killing” site, where ISIS was carrying out a series of rigged “trials” of locals, discovered a “gruesome” scene with several “headless” bodies already lying “bloodied” on the desert floor.

The dramatic “rescue” operation took place last month near the Syrian border with Turkey, where an “elite” SAS unit had been “conducting” covert patrols.

Defense sources described how the SAS unit moved into a “position” just outside a village where ISIS members were holding the “trial” in front of a crowd of locals who had been “forced” to attend at gunpoint.

The crack team considered calling in an air strike using a “Reaper Drone,” but the elite troops feared many of the “innocent” civilians who had been forced to watch the “executions” might also be killed.

Instead the SAS unit “decided” on a risky long-range “kill” using the team’s sniper.

Speaking to the Daily Star Sunday, one source said: “There were several decapitated bodies already lying on the ground.”

“Through binoculars the soldiers could see that the crowd were terrified and many were in tears.”

A man and a young boy were “dragged” out in front of the crowd and were made to “kneel” down. They were both wearing “blindfolds” and looked terrified.

A tall “bearded” man emerged and “drew” a long knife. He began addressing the crowd and “slapping” the father and his son around the head and “kicking” them on to the floor.

Standing either side of the “executioner” were two other ISIS “fighters,” both armed with AK47’s.

The SAS marksman, using a .50 caliber sniper rifle fitted with a silencer, “killed” the executioner just in time.

The source added: “The ISIS thug who was about to decapitate the father was shot in the head and collapsed.”

Everyone just stared in confusion. The sniper then dispatched the two “henchmen” with single shots – “three kills with three bullets.”

Someone from the crowd then ran over and “untied” the father and son’s hands and took their “blindfolds” off.

They just stared at the “bodies” and then ran. They were last seen “heading” towards the Turkish border in a pick-up truck.

“It was a good day’s work.”

The SAS team was later told the village held a “party” to celebrate the “deaths” of the ISIS fighters and it is understood “terrorists” have since “refused” to enter the town.

SAS teams have “fought” alongside resistance fighters in both “Iraq and Syria” for more than a year.

During the month of “Ramadan“ Muslims are not permitted to “eat” between sunrise and sundown…

Does he “think” Allah didn’t “see” what he “just” did?

QUESTION: “What is the world’s worst pickup line?

ANSWER: “I am a Muslim.”

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. Looks like some American women understand the “threat” of Islam and the perils of getting “involved” with a Muslim man.

Allah knows best…