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Target Restroom Horror

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on April 19, 2017 by andelino

81 year old Cynthia Cunningham was “hospitalized” during the early morning hours after she was found barely “conscious” in Target’s “genderless” restroom.

The elderly woman “fell” into the toilet becoming “stuck” in the commode because the “transgender” seat was left up.

According to the “victim’s” family, Cunningham went “missing” after she went into town to “buy” her grandson a “birthday card and video game.”

The “frail” women with “poor” eyesight and a “weak” bladder was recorded on security cameras “rushing” into the Target restroom a half-hour before the store “closed” only to not “emerge” until EMT’s carried her out on a “stretcher” the next morning.

“It’s horrendous” stated Bradley Cunningham, the victims forty year old son. “We were worried sick all night long and we’re out looking for her. I can’t believe she was trapped in a Target toilet for ten hours all because of a lifted seat in the genderless room.”

Surveillance “footage” showed that the staff “locked” up the store and failed to “check” the restrooms before going home. This left Cunningham “screaming” for help all night long.

When she was “discovered” the following morning by an employee she could not “stand” on her own and her voice was so “hoarse” she hardly could speak.

The only “signs” of life were her shallow “breaths and slight eye movements.” The incident was made all the “worse” when the automated lights “shut off” leaving her to suffer in the “pitch black” all alone throughout the night.

College and university students in the San Francisco area were quick to “condemn” Cynthia Cunningham saying that her “injury” was a result of her own “ignorance” about the struggles and hardships “transgender” people facing everyday in today’s world.

Steven Brandenburg, a campus leader and organizer for “progressive” demonstrations at USC called for a “protest” outside the hospital Cunningham was admitted.

“We need to highlight and shame ignorance and bigotry wherever it may be found.” Brandenburg posted on his twitter feed.

“This biased and transphobic relic of a bygone era clearly demonstrates how society marginalizes the challenges transgender people have when finding acceptance and understanding among the mainstream straight population. If Cynthia Cunningham would have educated herself a bit more she would not be in the situation she is now.”

There is no “word” about Cunningham’s condition but she will soon be “moved” to another hospital to avoid the student “protesters” who have been “turning” up at the hospital campus “damaging” property throughout the day.

No one said the “struggle” for gender equity in Target restrooms would be easy. No one said there would not be “collateral” damage.

“Granny” Cunningham took a “bullet” for Social Justice!

Let’s not “forget” our progressive  “brothers and sisters” who are forced to “use” genderless toilets “one handed.”


Genderless Urination

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on May 27, 2016 by andelino

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“Standing up” while urinating may soon be “illegal” for men in Europe and elsewhere.

A “radical” left party, made up of “socialists and feminists” in the Swedish County Sormland parliament, is “proposing” a new law that would “ban” men from urinating while “standing” in public restrooms of the Provincial Government.

Party officials are “pushing” for the installation of “sitting only” toilets in men’s restrooms.

Local “supporters” of the proposal said they feel that “sitting only” urination is more “hygienic.”  This will help “eliminate” the problem of “puddles” on the floor and spray “stains” in toilets.

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Furthermore, “urinating” while sitting will help promote men’s “health” because it allows men to empty the “bladder” more effectively.

“Sitting” urination according to advocates reduce “prostate” problems in men.

Viggo Hansen, the Left Party official, who made the “proposal,” said he ultimately wants “genderless” toilets at the council offices.

He said the “measure” should not be seen as “interference” in the bathroom “habits” of people. “That’s not what we want. What we do want is to give men the opportunity to enter into a clean bathroom.”

According to the Vancouver Sun, the Swedes are even attempting to “indoctrinate” little boys at nursery, drumming into them the message “be a sweetie and take a seatie.”

In a 2006 episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm”  the unparalleled comic genius Larry David “lampoons” it perfectly saying “so you take a crap standing up?”

Exactly how the “self-avowed” socialist and feminist political party plans on “enforcing” the allegedly more “sanitary” restroom habits of “males” remains to be seen.

But Sweden is not the only country to be contemplating such a “radical lavatorial intrusion.”

The Naked Scientists website notes that similar movements is also “brewing” in Germany, France and Holland.

Feminist groups in France and Holland have been “campaigning” on the issue under slogans like “laissez tomber votre pantalon, et asseyez vous!” (lower your trousers and sit!), and “toch niet weer een vieze plas op mijn badkamer vloer!” (not another filthy puddle on my bathroom floor!).

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The Germans are even more “militant” on the issue. In 2004, a company called “Patentwert” produced the WC Ghost, intended to “shame” men into sitting to piss.

Costing £6, the gadget “attaches” to a lavatory seat. When it is “raised,” an automatic “voice” is triggered:

“Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don’t want any trouble, you’d best sit down”, it barks in a voice “modeled” after Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder.

Many millions of these “devices” have been sold in Germany. The manufacturers even had their “eyes” on the English-speaking market.

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A “prototype” intended for American production “featured” a Texan drawl saying “Don’t you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who’s behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha.”

For the British market, “Patentwert” planned to create voices “imitating” the Prime Minister and the Queen. Whether this is still in the “pipeline” remains unknown.

The “WC Zeitgeist” is also popular in Asia where it is “reported” that 30 per cent of Japanese men have already “buckled.”

Stephen Shen, Taiwan’s Environmental Protection Administration (EPA) minister, said that “sitting rather than standing” creates a “cleaner” environment.

After a routine “inspection” of the country’s 100,000 public “lavatories,” Shen concluded that there was “room for improvement.”

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He requested local councils to put up “public notices” with this suggestion, and even went to far as to adopt the “practice” himself, or so he claimed.

The main argument in favor of this “undignified” practice is that sitting is more hygienic. “Sprinkling while tinkling” is no longer an issue, and it’s better for your “prostate” as it allows for a more comprehensive “emptying” of the bladder and “better” sex life.

But not “everybody” accepts the alleged “health” benefits.

Professor John Gamel of the University of Louisville believes that “men scatter urine not so much during the actual urination as during the ‘shaking off’ that follows.”

Since “no man wants to shake himself off while remaining seated on the toilet”, urinating while seated will not “solve” the problem of splattering.

And according to Benjamin Davies, an associate professor of “urology” at the University of Pittsburgh, “urinating” while sitting down has zero impact, either “positive or negative,” on the prostate.

“There is no relationship between voiding and your sex life,” he said. “I haven’t the slightest idea why it would improve your prostate.”

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If all this sounds like a very “foreign” concern, think again. Recently, it was reported that one in four British men urinates sitting down in order to use their “mobile” phones or “tablets” for reading.

This “shift” in toilet habits may not be the result of the “brainwashing” of hygiene-obsessed feminist socialist. But it is serious: Men are voluntarily “relinquishing” one of the main “advantages” of manhood.

What kind of self respecting, “dignified” man wants to dunk his “donut” hole in chocolaty “piss” water in a public bathroom.

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Even the Muslim “Prophet of Allah” urinated while standing.

I am afraid, once “elected,” Hillary Clinton will use constitutional “executive” powers to outlaw all “urinals” and force men to “urinate” while sitting down.

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“We the women of America will no longer tolerate male bigotry, especially through the method of genderizing restrooms, just like they had colorized restrooms during the first half of the twentieth century. Men need to know that their reign in this world is over and we will show no mercy towards our enemy. These private rooms with urinals, which we call ‘oppression rooms,’ are nothing more than a pedestal that men have created to worship their phallic tools of hate and destruction. These shrines to men’s egos must be destroyed if we are going to move beyond Stone Age male chauvinism!”

Take a “stand” men and sit “down” for what you believe in. Still unsure where you “stand” on the issue? In times of universal “cuckoldry,” pissing while standing is a “revolutionary “act.

I guess in those last days of humanity “truth” is stranger than ”fiction.”

What’s good for the “Gander” is good for the “Goose.”

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While Men all over the world want to “sit down” to pee, American women want to “stand up” to tinkle.

In women “bathrooms” near you, a growing army of ladies are “pissing” all over one of the world’s last glass ceilings: “peeing while standing. Pants on. No devices. No drips.”

Women know the “problem” well. Public restroom and “Porta-Potti” seat tops are nasty. Crouching on the side of “trails and roads” is awkward. Standing in the “endless line” for the women’s bathroom is a “time-waster.”

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Stacy Kwan, “Chief Evangelist” of has a subversively sweet “solution” for eager ladies learning to cross the final “gender” frontier, sick of the “nasty seats” in public restrooms or “squatting” out in the wilderness.

A UC Berkeley “economics” major, Stacy enrolled four years ago to “master the art” for camping trips. “We learned this skill within a day, and I was so surprised,” she recalls. “I didn’t know women could do this.”

Kwan recorded an “instructional” DVD, downloadable for $16.95, or $19.95 by mail, with a cover that features a “crossed” out squatting woman.

Here is a “trailer” preview.

By far the best part of this preview is the view of the grotesque “Shenis,” a giant cock-shaped “funnel” currently on the market to “help” women with the task.

After “watching” the instructional video we’ve learned women have all sorts of “capabilities” that you wouldn’t have thought “anatomically” possible and won’t be needing the “Shenis” anymore.

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In the video, she instructs two students on the “au naturel” technique, reciting lines like “Blast that pee out of there!” and “Let’s knock this out!” in a detached and “professional” tone.

She tells the women the secret: “holding your labium aside so as to not break the pee stream, spreading and locking your knees, and abruptly starting and stopping the stream like a man to prevent drizzling.”

The students start “pant less” in the shower, and graduate to “streaming” with pants on, “zipper” down, into a “toilet” first and, lastly, a “urinal.”

At the end, Kwan tells her pupils, “I truly think you’re pioneers,” and all three proclaim: “Real women stand, too!” Believe it or not, real women can also get “distance,” most can shoot up to “three” feet.

“Standing Up” public urination is also “recorded” in the Bible.

Much of the book of “Kings” is concerned with “disgruntled” monarchs who fall “in and out” of favor with God. One of the most interesting “episodes” concerns Jeroboam (c.930-900 BC), a “mighty man of valor” who later had a large “champagne” bottle named after him.

Jeroboam’s “troubles” begin when he “worries” that if the people went and “worshiped” in Jerusalem, they might switch their “allegiance” to Rehoboam (both a mightier king and a bigger champagne bottle).

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With little “thought” of God’s “laws” in the Bible, Jeroboam makes two “golden” calves for people to “worship” with predictable results.

“Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that ‘pisseth against the wall,’ and him that is shut up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it all be gone. (1 Kings 14:10)

It should be noted here that “dung” has to be physically taken away since there was no organized “sanitation” system in place.

However, God was not “pleased” with the awful crime of “mural micturition” given the lack of facilities, so a “wall” must have seemed as good a “place” as any.

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It has been argued that “him that pisseth against the wall” is a proverb meaning “every male person” so perhaps we shouldn’t take this line too “literally,” and certainly not as “seriously” Pastor Steven L Anderson does.

One can never “pray” too much to the “porcelain” god,

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Overheard on the street…

Is it gonna be weird if I enjoy being watched peeing? Its only weird when your best friend is holding your cock and watching at the same time.”

“Since no man wants to shake himself off while remaining seated on the toilet is debatable. I’ve done quite a bit of prolonged ‘shaking’ while seated on a toilet.”

“I was once terminated from employment from said shaking on the toilet.”

“When I was young and got poor service in a restaurant I would pull an ‘Upper Decker.’ That is when you lift the lid off the top of the tank, put your feet on the seat and shit in the reserve tank. Either some poor bastard had to scoop my bomb out or my turd tainted every flush for weeks with brown water.”

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Orgy Parties At Target

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on May 19, 2016 by andelino

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Shopping in Target is undeniably an “erotic” experience.

The way that the “red and white” colors contrast with the “items on the shelves” is enough to create a “literal mental orgy.”

Now, if your local Target store suddenly erupts into an “eyes wide shut” scenario, no one will be surprised.

Because Target is a special, unstoppable brand of “porn-induced orgy parties.”

Target people doing their “regular” shopping got a brief taste when suddenly the “music” stopped and all they could “hear” over the intercom was very loud “porn” with lots of extremely NSFW language getting shoppers “erotic juices” flowing.

How people “managed” to prevent basic “mating instincts” from taking over, we’ll never know.

A young mother said: “People offered to help me cover my twins’ ears…others threw their stuff down and walked out. Employees were running around everywhere. Picking and hanging up phones, which worked for about two minutes before it started up again.”

“We can’t do this right here in the store” male shoppers said, buttoning up their shirts and saving shoppers from a smothering “flesh tsunami.”

Future Target “sex apocalypses” are cancelled until all restrooms are “genderless.”

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Shortly following the announcement that Target will observe a “gender neutral” policy for their restrooms, “orgy parties” have been promptly organized by various “transsexual” lovers.

Unfortunate shoppers who “happen to be” in the restroom at the time, some with their children, became unwitting “spectators” to some of the most blatant “debauchery” in decades.

One mother who was in the Ladies restroom with her 9 year old daughter described one of these “horrifying” events saying a number of “creepy” looking men and women “walked” in and immediately began “stripping and petting” each other.

One cisgender “grabbed” the Mother’s hair and tried to pull her into the pile of “nude” people engaged in sexual intercourse but she manage to “escape” from the bathroom with her daughter leaving behind “scarred”memories.

While there has been “multiple” reports across the country of these “types of events” it is far from the only kind of extreme “sexual behavior” observed in Target Restrooms.

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Another problem that the department store has been “dealing” with is the large number of “Glory Holes” popping up across the country in Target restrooms.

In a very short time, Target “gender neutral” bathrooms have become one of the most “dangerous” places, comparable to run down “truck stops and highway rest areas” which are notorious stalking grounds for “sexual predators.”

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Someone posted an “advisory notice” informing shoppers that for the “time being” Target bathrooms are not a “suitable” place for families or “vulnerable” individuals under the current Target “restroom” policy.

“I was very shocked when I first saw it,” said Michelle Obama, a frequent Target shopper, who found the sign.

”At first I was a little confused. I took it as fact. Heterosexual cisgender men were allowed in the bathroom now,” said Michelle.

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Where will Michelle Obama take a leak while shopping for snacks and all things Spandex?

But then, she found out more about Target’s policy that says it allows “transgender”people to use the restroom corresponding with their “gender identity.”

That’s when Flotus got “angry” at whoever posted the sign.

“I realized it was obviously somebody who was transphobic or somebody who wanted to basically state that transgender women are men and that’s not OK with me,” she said.

It’s not OK with Andrea Zekis either. “I belong in a women’s restroom because I’m a woman,” said Zekis.

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Zekis said as a “transgender” woman, she just wants “what everyone else wants, a restroom that’s safe and private.”

“It’d be completely inappropriate for me to use the men’s room. So I see that as someone who just doesn’t understand transgender people and their experiences,” Zekis said.

She and other advocates said “transgender people often face discrimination and violence.”

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“Signs like that create an even more hostile climate for transgender people who are among the most vulnerable in our communities,” said Jeana Frazzini, co-executive director for Basic Rights Oregon.

Zekis said “depression and suicide” in the transgender community are very “real” issues.

“The hate and misunderstanding towards transgender people has a cost and it’s in the lives of young people and it’s the lives of people who don’t have a place,” said Zekis.

“That language you saw in that bathroom is telling some trans people that they don’t belong.”

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Transgender Michelle Obama?

A Target spokesperson said they’re “trying” to find out who “put up the sign.”

Meanwhile, Michelle Obama said she “won’t be shopping” at Target until she knows it “wasn’t a Target employee” who put the sign up.

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Boycott Target Stores

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 9, 2016 by andelino

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First Target “discriminated” against shoppers by allowing “hackers” to steal credit and debit card data from 40 million plus accounts.

Now Target “discriminates” against women by opening “bathrooms and changing rooms” to men and other perverted “genderless” deviants.

Watch a man not claiming to be a “transgender” being told by a store clerk than he is “allowed” to use the ladies restroom “whenever” he wants.

I don’t think this is going to “sit well” with the 70 percent of women shoppers “patronizing” Target since the chain “already” is known to have many problems with “sexual assaults” in their stores.

Breitbart News  released a “disturbing” list of twenty different reports from just Target stores across the nation, which shows “sex crime” incidents that occurred even “before” they publicly announced that men can access “private” areas that were previously thought to be only open to “women and children.”

Man Accused of Exposing Himself to 9-Year-Old
04/2016 – Police arrested a man accused of exposing himself to a 9-year-old boy in the bathroom of a Target store in Cedar Park in February. Roel Anthony Vasquez, 27, was charged March 24 with indecency with a child by exposure.

Man Charged for Stalking Woman at Target
04/2016 – The District Attorney in Oklahoma County filed a misdemeanor charge against a man accused of stalking women at a metro Target store.

Police Hunting Man Who Allegedly Masturbated on 16-Year-Old at Target
10/2015 – South Bend police were looking for a man who performed a sexual act at a Target department store. A 16-year-old girl was shopping at the department store when a man approached her from behind and performed a sexual act on himself at about 2 p.m., police said.

Man Seeking Date, Gropes Woman at Target Store
11/2015 – San Diego police were searching for a man accused of sexually assaulting a woman in the aisle of a Target store, pestering her for a date before reaching under her clothing to grope her.

Man Arrested for Groping and Sexually Assaulting Women in Target
10/2015 – A Jefferson man was arrested after police said he followed and then touched a 12-year-old girl and a 13-year-old girl in separate incidents. A prosecutor said in court that he could face “multiple” child sexual assault charges.

Police Arrest Ventura Man in Connection with Sexual Battery Incident Inside Target
10/2015 – A 46-year-old man was arrested Saturday in connection with a sexual battery incident, including allegedly grabbing an employee’s buttocks, inside a Target store in Ventura, police said.

Man Sexually Assaulted and Tried to Kidnap Boy at Target
09/2015 – A Rockaway borough man was accused of sexually assaulting a five-year-old boy and trying to kidnap another in the past two weeks. Kyriakos Serghides, 34, was charged with second-degree attempted kidnapping, second-degree luring, second-degree sexual assault, third-degree terroristic threats, fourth-degree possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, and two counts of third-degree endangering the welfare of a child. The boy told police that he was at the Target in Rockaway Township when Serghides approached him. Serghides threatened to cut the boy if he didn’t go with him.

Police Investigating Sexual Assault of 11-Year-Old Girl at Target
07/2015 – St. Louis City Police confirmed that they were investigating the sexual assault of a 13-year-old female inside a Target store in south St. Louis.

Man Confesses to Hiding Camera in Target Store Bathroom
07/2015 – In Fresno, California, authorities said a man confessed to placing a hidden camera inside a restroom of a local Target store. The suspect was identified as Eugenio Rodriguez, 32, of Hanford.

Man High on PCP Assaults Women at Glen Burnie Target, Police Say
03/2016 – Frank Eugene Pratt, 39, was charged with attempted robbery, second-degree assault, disorderly conduct, and drug possession after an incident at Target. Police responded to the store at about 2 p.m. Saturday on a report that a man had smoked PCP in the store’s restroom, then approached several female victims and assaulted them.

Man Arrested in Target on Burglary, Sexual Assault Charges
12/2014 – A man in Sacramento was arrested outside of a local Target.

‘Peeping Tom’ Took Pics of People in Target Bathroom
11/2014 – In Anderson, South Carolina, a Six Mile man was arrested after being accused of taking pictures and video of people using the restroom at Target.

Police Tip Leads to Man Wanted for Touching Young Girls at Target
10/2014 – San Leandro, California police had a person in custody for allegedly assaulting two young girls inside two different stores.

Police Looking for Man Who Kissed Child in Target
10/2014 – The Orlando Police Department needed the public’s help locating a man who allegedly kissed a child inside an Orange County Target store.

Cleves Man Arrested for Voyeurism After Looking at Young Boy in Target Restroom
09/2014 – In Cincinnati, Ohio, a Cleves man was facing voyeurism charges after an alleged incident inside a west side Target store. According to court documents, Mark Klapper, 36, was arrested for looking at a 4-year-old boy’s private parts in a Target bathroom.

Suspect Accused of Sexually Assaulting Girl at Sandy Target Turns Self In
08/2014 – Sandy authorities arrested a suspect accused of sexually assaulting a girl at a Target store.

Man Arrested for Molesting Boy at Target Store
07/2013 – In Pinole, California, a 32-year-old man was arrested, accused of molesting a 9-year-old boy and taking video of his feet.

Sexual Assault Suspect Arrested at Folsom Target Store
10/2012 – In Folsom, California, a jogger and Target security officers helped police track down and arrest a man wanted in connection with sexual battery and an attempted rape. Police arrested Timothy Ortiz, 25, at the Target store on Blue Ravine Road after security officers reported he was following women in the store and masturbating.

Man Arrested for Taking Photos of Woman in Target Bathroom
07/2009 – In Athens, Georgia, Athens-Clarke County police arrested a 26-year-old man for being a peeping Tom in the women’s room at a Target.

Suspect Arrested in Target Sexual Assault of a 11-Year-Old Girl
7/2003 – In South Charleston, West Virginia, a Kentucky man was charged with the sexual assault of an 11- year-old girl at a Target.

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