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FBI Director Clinton

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on May 18, 2017 by andelino

With Comey “gone,” it is now time for Trump to “appoint” a new FBI Director.

D.C. is “abuzz” with speculation over who will “step in” to fill the role.

Names like Chris Christie and Sheriff David Clarke have been “floated,” but having already appointed a “fat” guy and a “black” friend to his administration, neither “choice” seems likely.

Bookmakers are even getting in on the “action,” offering a -500 line that the “new” appointee’s name will end in a “vowel.”

However, as our political system becomes more “divided” than literally any point in our nation’s “history,” perhaps Trump could use his “pick” to show Democrats that he is willing to work “across” the aisle.

And in these “divided” times, no name “screams” bipartisanship like “Hillary Rodham Clinton.”

Appointing Hillary to “lead” the FBI would show that Trump is “serious” about working with Democrats “to get things done.”

Besides, who “better” to lead the FBI than someone who has “been” under FBI investigation.

The best NFL “coaches” are the ones who have actually “played” in the NFL, and this is no different.

Plus, Hillary “understands” the types of “threats” that the FBI faces on a “daily” basis.

She knows that “super predators” aren’t just what happens when Mike Fisher goes on a “hot” streak.

The “appointment” would not just be “bipartisan,” but also politically “expedient” for Trump.

No one wants to put Hillary’s “e-mail scandal” behind them more than the Republican Party.

For them, it has been a “massive” distraction that has “prevented” them from talking about the “real” issues that voters “care” about.

In a sense, this is the “role” that Hillary has been “preparing” for since last November’s election.

The “evasion and concealment” techniques she has been “perfecting” in the woods of suburban New York will come in “handy” serving as the nation’s “Chief Detective.”

Not only is she “ready” for the job, but this position would be the perfect “stepping” stone for her “inevitable” 2020 campaign for President.

Experience in a “law enforcement” role would help Hillary “win” over voters she was unable to “capture” in 2016 — namely “suburban moms who call the cops on Halloween because the wrong kinds of kids are trick-or-treating in her neighborhood” and “guys in Staten Island who have a cousin who’s a cop and trust me they gotta put up with some crazy shit.”

Being able to sell herself as “tough on crime” will help get voters to “COINTELPRO” to the polls and “vote” for her in the Democratic primary.

After months of partisan “infighting” tearing our nation “apart,” it is time to take “action” that will allow us to “onward together” once again.

Appointing Hillary as the “Director of the FBI” will begin the “healing” process, and help get our nation “back on track” with our proud history of “bipartisan” efforts like the “Gulf of Tonkin Resolution.”

Now is the “time” for Hillary to “step” up to the plate, “dust” off J. Edgar Hoover’s old “wardrobe,” and get the FBI to “work” again.

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