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Collectivize the NFL!

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on March 15, 2014 by andelino

NFL 01Now that the Super Bowl is over it is time to rethink professional football.

Many young progs are running around claiming “team ownership”, touting that it is “their” team is the best.

The “ugly” truth is that the teams are owned by some bourgeois “one percenter” and they owe you, “the fans,” nothing.

They are “exploiting” you and getting “rich” as a result.

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Football is a “business” and you have been tricked into buying “branded” items to advertise for them with “no compensation!”

Stop being “exploited!”

The last big game also showed “disparity” in awarding points. Denver worked so “hard to get to the game” and yet they were not “rewarded fairly” for their efforts.

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This “inequality” must not be allowed to “poison” the minds of the collective!

We must therefore look to the glorious progressive “stockholders” in Green Bay that holds “ownership” of their team, and call for all “football teams” to be collectivized.

End the “exploitation” of the fans by the bourgeoisie! We must also demand that “all points” are distributed equally.

Remember in the glorious progressive world of “Next Tuesday” there are no winners and losers, “only winners!”

Every team should get a “trophy” at the end of the year,  just like the “pee-wee” soccer leagues around the country. It is only fair.

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National Football League of the Soviet Socialist Republic!

Overheard on the street…

Football players should be in a circle passing the ball clockwise to ensure equal time. Anyone holding the ball too long should go to reeducation camp to teach them about community sharing

Sports leagues by definition are socialist, even if they don’t get any outside taxpayer assistance in the form of stadium deals.

The principles of free-market economics break down completely in sports because a sports league can’t exist if a sizeable number of its teams are going out of business. So a sports league like the NFL must walk a fine line between competition on the field and financial equality off the field.

Personally, I think the NFL goes way overboard when it comes to equality, to the point that is has practically legislated equality into its operations. Nowadays, an NFL team doesn’t have to do much to build a competitive team. Between the salary cap, non-guaranteed contracts, and draft rules, you’re almost at the point where a team just has to sit around and wait for its turn to be a Super Bowl contender.

This is satire but it would serve the NFL right if something like this did come to pass after the stunt they pulled in favor of tyranny and against religious freedom this past week.

Of course, the NFL already is largely socialist in design. Profit sharing, worse records yield high draft picks, millionaire union members, begging the local communities pay for their stadiums, etc.

I think they should lose their tax-exempt status.

A fine plan, comrade, but unfortunately the people aren’t ready for its full inception. As a temporary measure – only temporary, mind you, until the people are better acquainted with the nuances of advanced social thought – the referees will receive all the points and distribute them according to the axioms of class solidarity and the proper management of the relations of production. There will, naturally, have to be quite a few more referees to see that all of the rules enacted by a benevolent state are applied, and certain…penalties…administered to players who object to the arrangement.

The necessity for the referees will diminish as the players gradually come to accept the precepts of social justice, and the referees as a class will slowly wither away, leaving behind them a new, fairer, and more equitable game. In the meantime, though…well, it will be very good to be a referee. Up the revolution!

The one thing I can agree with is with respect to advertising for particular team by wearing branded clothing.

Whenever I see some adult pot-bellied male sporting a $150 Patriots jersey or a $35 Jets cap, I want to scream out at him to have some pride and self-respect. You are not “on the team” just because you purchased some overpriced piece of merchandise. You are being a tool! You are also being a fool! Grow up.

After PC insanity, fags on parade, and $128,500 per family for tickets/parking/concessions I had it with football.

City of Green Bay does not own the team. It is owned by hundreds of thousands of individual stockholders like myself.

Why wasn’t the NFL charged with extortion when they threatened the AZ Gov with pulling the Super Bowl if she didn’t veto the bill?

Nice Anti-Trust Exemption you’ve got there….hate to see anything bad happen to it. That explains why the NFL is so PC these days.

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Obama, Guns, and Children

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on January 18, 2013 by andelino
Obama, Guns, and Children

Looks like Obama is attempting to “heal” the young boy of a kidney stone while the girl is trying to “liberate” the kid from his “wallet” in the back pocket…

After “trotting” out young children as the “backdrop” for his “gun control” rollout yesterday, the White House released videos today of young children reading “anti-gun” letters to the camera.

“No guns, no guns, no guns, no guns!” pleads one little girl, Hinnah. “My opinion is it should be very hard for people to buy guns,” says little Julia. “It’s a free country, but I recommend there needs to be a limit with guns,” says little Grant. “I thought I would write to you to stop gun violence,” reads little Taejah.

It was already “despicable” for Obama to “exploit” children as a backdrop for his “political” posturing, “implying” that his “opposition” on useless gun control laws somehow “cares” less about children.

Now he’s taken the next step, “using” children as “spokespeople” for his agenda. Enjoy…

My inside source at the “White Castle” intercepted some written letters from “pee wee’s” Obama did not want to make public.

As you can read, there is a reason why he did not want us to see them…

Dear Mr. President Obama,

I am 7 years old and “scared” to go to school because I “drew” a picture of a stick gun last year and got in “big” trouble. The Principal would not let me “go” to school for 6 weeks. I was told I was “bad” for drawing a picture. If the picture of the gun is so “scary” I would like to have pictures of “real guns” on the school doors to keep the bad “people” away. Is that OK?

signed, Jon

Dear Mr. Obama Sir,

My Mommy and Daddy have a “lot of guns” and we all have “fun” when we watch them “shoot” on the gun range. I have heard “you” and your friends says guns are “bad” and you want to take “away” guns and bullets. Do you know that Mommy and Daddy would not be able to “protect” me and my baby sister from “bad” people? Would you send your FBI men to “protect” my Mommy and little sister then?

signed, Taurus

You gotta love this…just like the Islamic “terrorists” using children to do their “dirty” work. I don’t know whether to be ashamed of Obama or ashamed of the parents of these kids who “allowed” their children to be “exploited” to further a “political” agenda…

I wonder how much the parent(s) of these urchins were “compensated” for allowing their children to be used for “propaganda” purpose?

Isn’t “brainwashing” children a form of child “abuse?”

Scaring kids with something they know nothing about. They have no opinion on the issue, they can only repeat what they are told. Just like the Nazi Youth in Germany. Unbelievable…

Obama, Guns, and Children
(sung to the tune of “Lawyers, Guns, and Money” by Warren Zevon)

There’s violence in Connecticut
Chicago streets are red
The guns are taking over
My heart is filled with dread

There’s bitter clingers clinging
To their religion and their guns
Assault gun sales are booming
Thank God we’ve got the One

Obama, guns, and children
He’s gonna save the day
Obama, guns, and children
He’ll make it go away

The NRA is looming
With crazy LaPierre
And Alex Jones is screaming
Lord, get me outta here

Nobody needs assault guns
Or big-clip magazines
Our police will protect us
Or maybe the Marines

Obama, guns, and children
He’s gonna save the day
Obama, guns, and children
He’ll make it go away

With 23 new EOs
And a big tear in his eye
He’s takin’ care of business
The right wing’s gonna fry

Obama, guns, and children
He’s gonna save the day
Obama, guns, and children
He’ll make it go away

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