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2020 Hoax of the Year

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on November 10, 2020 by andelino

The 2020 Hoax of the Year
By Eric Utter

We are living in a time of “hoaxes”, an era of “deceit” on an unprecedented scale.

Global Warming/Climate Change was one of the first great hoaxes of the 21st century, inherited as it was from the late 20th century. It is impossible to logically assert that man-caused global warming is occurring, as the planet has warmed more rapidly at several points in the past, prior to the industrial revolution, and even before Homo sapiens came into existence.  And the climate, like nearly everything else, has always been “changing.”

The Russian Collusion Hoax came next, that being the preposterous idea that Donald Trump and his minions colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 presidential election away from the rightful winner, Hillary Rodham Clinton, who had previously rightfully stolen the Democratic nomination from Bernie Sanders. This hoax was also persistent, hanging around for years with absolutely no substance to it, much like Nancy Pelosi. This hoax has by now been debunked, repeatedly, something I wish we could say about Nancy Pelosi.

More recently, would be The Peaceful Marxists Hoax from Antifa and Black Lives Matter joined anarchists and assorted other pathetic morons in looting and burning down large swaths of major American cities. Their apologists in the media cheered them on, incessantly referring to them as “mostly peaceful protesters,” as windows were shattered, fires raged, and buildings collapsed behind the very on-air “journalists,” reporting from the scene, that touted their peacefulness.  Amusingly, in a few cases, these television reporters trotted out the “mostly peaceful” meme, even as they had bottles and debris hurled at them by the kind and gentle demonstrators.  The “Mostly Peaceful Hoax” was born.

Then came the Coronavirus Hoax. Don’t get me wrong: I’m not saying the existence of the virus itself is in question. Nor am I denying its seriousness. But the experts and the media deliberately attempted to create a worldwide panic by proclaiming COVID-19 to be the most dangerous plague ever to afflict mankind.  At first, they claimed we needed “15 days to flatten the curve.”  After this decree was nearly universally and obediently followed, somewhat surprising them, they told us wide-scale lockdowns were needed, businesses had to be shuttered, jobs abandoned, and facial masks worn indoors and out.  Mass social justice rioting was okay, they informed us, but attending church, weddings, or funerals was not. Dr. Fauci gave his imprimatur to “swiping right” and having anonymous sex of any sort with a stranger, as long as both parties donned masks, but, like other experts, he noted that it was too risky to visit your grandmother in a nursing home.

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Most recently, President Trump’s large “election” leads in several states at the close of their polls on election day was, in virtually every case, somehow eclipsed in the days (overnights, wee hours of the morning to be more precise) to come, amid stunningly widespread allegations of cheating, malfeasance, vote-stealing, and system “glitches.” Yet, after spending four years propagating the notion that Russia (and probably Macedonia by way of its content farms) had meddled in our last presidential election, leading to the “Bad Orange Man” becoming commander-in-chief, Democrats now tell us it’s literally impossible to hack an American election and that Trump-supporters are just a bunch of sore losers and whacko conspiracy theorists.

In 2016, after Trump shocked them by winning, they urged people to “resist” Trump and his administration, no matter what.  Resistance was “patriotic”, you know.  Today, they demand we “unite” with the Harris-Biden Biden-Harris administration and its supporters, for the good of the country.  Because, uniting behind whoever wins the presidency is patriotic, you know.  The “Great Election Hoax of 2020” is a breathtaking example of chutzpah, hypocrisy, and immorality…even by modern-day Democrat standards.

Choosing the “Hoax of the Year” is arguably more difficult in 2020 than doing so for any other year in history. Each of the hoaxes have great merit and are truly preposterous in their own right. In light of the challenge, I’ve put much thought into the matter. Eventually, it dawned on me that the hoaxes are all related, virtual crimes perpetrated by progressives on the American people.

Democrats shamelessly used the coronavirus hoax to persuade Americans to vote by mail, allowing them to steal the 2020 presidential election, pending legal challenges. They then swore to any and all that the process and counting of ballots were all done entirely on the up and up, inconsistencies and anomalies be damned, only weeks after they continued to promote the idea that the 2016 election result was somehow engineered by the Russkies.

In summation, they used the “coronavirus hoax” to give them the opportunity to get their own woman man elected, and then told their soon-to-be subjects to shut up and accept the results with class and dignity, and that the numerous accounts of “election fraud” were nothing more than the fevered dreams of far-right fascists.

Since 2020 is not yet over, it is problematic (to use a word progressives like) to choose a “Hoax of the Year” this early…but I have anyway.  In fact, I’ve chosen two.

The remarkably rapid pivot from the “Russian Collusion Hoax” to the “Great Election Hoax of 2020” clearly constitutes the greatest “back-to-back hoaxing” in recorded history.

Therefore, I award them a tie for “2020 Hoax of the Year.”

Someone once said, “Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, shame on me.”  Anyone believing one of these hoaxes is “naïve.”  Anyone believing both of them is “insane.”

‘Twas The Night Before Impeachmas

Posted in uncategorized with tags , on December 25, 2019 by andelino

‘Twas The Night Before Impeachmas
By Eric Utter

‘Twas the night before ‘Impeachmas,’ when all through the House
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
Allegations were slung without any care,
In hopes that the president soon would despair;

Democrats were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of impeachment danced in their heads;
But Pelosi — in her dress — soon set her trap,
And simply settled down for a long winter’s nap,

Then on the TV there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
And then he appeared, he was there in a flash,
It gave me the shudders, My teeth I did gnash.

Well he looked like a liar, had a manner so stiff,
I knew in a moment it was Chairman Schiff.
More eager than beavers his minions they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Now, NANCY! now, RASHIDA! now, OMAR you vixen!
On, WATERS! on CLYBURN! on, SWALWELL! And Wolf Blitzer!
It is Trump we will scorch! Forget about the wall!
Now bash away! trash away! Slapdash away all!”

His eyes — how they blazed! his features unmerry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose almost scary!
His sad little mouth was drawn taught as a crossbow,
His words imprecise, his delivery slow;

He was spindlier than Trump, a nasty old grump,
And I groaned when I saw him, and thought  ‘What a chump’;
The mania in his eyes, and slight twist of his head,
Soon filled me with nothing — nothing but dread;

He spoke feckless words, in front of the Clerk,
And lied through his teeth; oh, what a jerk,
Flipping his finger and thumbing his nose,
He tried to run roughshod over those he’d oppose;

He sprang from his chair, to his team gave a whistle,
And they all fell in line as the president bristled.

I heard him exclaim, ere he was done for the night,
HAPPY IMPEACHMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!

Democrats’ impeachment dealings reach for the absurd

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