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Vatican Sold

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on June 23, 2017 by andelino

Before President Trump’s “visit” to Rome Sarah Silverman “suggests” the solution to “ending” world hunger could be to “sell” the Vatican.

The video “raised” a few questions. What does it “mean” for the Vatican to be “worth” so much while “preaching” to live humbly? While others can “barely” scrape by? Even while the Vatican itself “fights” for an end to “world” hunger?

How much is the Vatican “worth?” No one seems to know, but “estimates” are around a billion dollars. That just  “liquid” assets, not priceless works of “art or land.”

Certainly much less than the $500 billion “price tag” Silverman suggests, however, it is still a substantial “chunk” of change.

How much would it “cost” to end world hunger? Again, the estimates “varied,” but it would probably be “around” $30 billion a year.

Based on numbers “alone,” it seems that selling the Vatican wouldn’t “cut it” in terms of ending “world hunger.”

However, Silverman has a point. She states, “You preach to live humbly and I totally agree; so, now maybe it’s time for you to move out of your wall surrounded ‘Castle’ looking like a city.”

It’s no “secret” that the Vatican is about “flash.” The Pope and Cardinals are almost always “decked” out in the finest “gold-trimmed” clothing. The “events” at the Vatican are “extravagant.”

The “properties” are lavish and “meticulously” maintained. And, as we have “sadly” learned as a result of the “sexual abuse” crisis by Priests, there is plenty of “hush money” to go around.

When I think about living “humbly,” this isn’t exactly what I “imagine.”

Catholic groups around the United States and the world “donated” money to build most of the chapels in the “Basilica,” so the money wasn’t coming “directly” from the Vatican’s pocket.

What else could this “money” have been used for?

Supplying “soup kitchens” with food for years? Sending a billion “condoms” to Africa? Building “anti-racism” teams in every parish?

On the other hand, we have these awestruck “works of art” in the Sistine Chapel and St. Peter’s Basilica.

So, what would the “hierarchy” think about Silverman’s video?

NCR senior correspondent John Allen “posed” the question to Archbishop John Onaiyekan of Abuja, Nigeria just as the video was gaining “popularity” on the web.

Here’s part of what the “Archbishop” had to say:

“If the comedian is from Europe or America, I can suggest a few other things that they could sell to help the poor. But if any person from our own poor countries were to say such a thing, and I hardly see that happening. The few poor people who come here have never said, ‘Oh, why don’t they sell this and give us money for food?’ They always say, ‘What a beautiful place.’ It helps them to see how great our God is, and they’re not expecting the Vatican to sell it off. Anyway, to whom? Who would buy it, and what would it cost? The joke from the comedian isn’t only offensive and in bad taste, it’s stupid.”


Fast forward, leave” it up to President Trump, the world’s best known “deal maker” who, once again, showed that when it comes to “real estate,” nobody out negotiates the “Trumpster.”

President Trump met “briefly” with Pope Francis, whom he described as a “…very, very nice man, very hospitable,” before agreeing on a “price” for the Vatican.

Subjects discussed by the two leaders included “climate change, global environment, world peace, religious tolerance, and property values.”

“After a little going back and forth, I finally asked His Holiness what he wanted for the Vatican. He made an offer, but you know how deals are, he started low and I started high,” Trump told the accredited media shortly afterwards.

“At one point, I said, ‘Look, I know you work hard and don’t have a lot of money, so I’m willing to include the Sistine Chapel.”

Well that “brought” him around and we “settled” on 1.5 billion. Not a bad “deal” at all. The “Sistine Chapel” was painted by a very, very “talented” artist.

I told Ivanka, “Hey, find this Michelangelo guy and have him redo the White House. You know, Melania thinks the place needs a makeover, and I think she’s right,” the president said.

“I couldn’t be happier,” said a delighted Pope Francis. “All my predecessors were only exalted guests here, but now I own the place. Not bad for a poor communist kid from Argentina who used to work as a bouncer at a Night Club.”

I think the phrase “Make The Vatican Great Again” deserves to enter the “English Oxford Dictionary.”

The pope also “confessed” that he revised his “views” of capitalism. “This was an eye-opener for me. If we allow people to profit from their labors, maybe together we can make the Vatican great again.”

President Trump reached a new “high” in business negotiations: “He can sell the Vatican to the Pope. That’s a lot more than just selling some bridge to a stranger.“

Is it “possible” President Trump will get “tired” of winning?

The two men shook hands on the “Art of the Deal” and fielded questions from reporters about how the recent efforts at “reconciliation” between the “Catholic and Orthodox” faiths might have influenced the “outcome” of last year’s election.

MSNBC Brian Williams reported a “big cheer” erupted in St. Peter’s Square at the Vatican when Pope Francis and Trump “appeared” together on a giant “video” screen during their meeting.

During a cordial “exchange between Pope Francis and First Lady Melania Trump, the “pontiff” appeared to “crack a joke” at President Trump’s expense.

As the two “shook” hands, with the president standing nearby, the pope said through a translator, “What do you give him to eat, potiza?”

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COP 22 Marrakesh

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on June 14, 2017 by andelino

The United Nations tried to ban Sheila and her “Rebel” team from reporting on the “COP 22 UN Global Warming Conference” in Marrakesh, Morocco.

Initially they were “denied” accreditation. The one-line “excuse” offered by the UN was that they are “advocacy journalists.”

But “The Rebel” was not banned because of “their” opinions, but because they had the “wrong” opinions.

That’s why it’s so important to “report” on this conference, to provide the “other side of the story.“

More than 10,000 Canadians signed a petition “demanding” that the UN let “The Rebel” team in.

And it worked, all three “journalists” were finally accredited.

You can “watch” all of Sheila’s reports from the “conference” below.

Asked about the Paris Agreement on “climate change” that President Donald Trump “withdrew” the US from, Putin replied…

“It’s about preventing temperature changes of 2 degrees. Somehow I do not yet feel that the temperature is rising. By the way, we should be grateful to President Trump. In Moscow, it’s raining and cold and even, they say, some snow. Now, we could blame this all on American imperialism, that it’s all their fault, but we won’t do it. The Paris Agreement has not come into force. It is set to come into force from 2021 onwards. Hence, we still have time if we work constructively. We can still come to an agreement. Don’t worry, be happy.”

For God’s Sake

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on June 1, 2017 by andelino

With God having made no “definite” commitment to attend the “conclave” with the Pope Francis and Donald Trump, “Globalist” Barack Obama offered to stand in for “The Creator” in Rome, Italy.

With a wide, engaging “grin” and in his deep, “resonant” voice, Barry said: “I volunteer with pleasure!”

When Barry entered the Vatican, the press corps “fell” to their knees on the “prayer rug” each reporter brought to the meeting, “cheering” him on with placards showing an “image” of Donald Trump on which was written “Not My President!”

“I’m leaving for Berlin, Germany right after this meaningful conference folks, to stand in for The Creator who had another function to attend.”

“Globalist” Obama, still acting as the “real” president, rose to wild “yelps, clapping and cheers” from the Press Corps led by CNN and MSNBC, as they chanted in unison again: “Yes, He’s not our president!”

And then the Kenyan national put on a sweat shirt that displayed “RESIST!” with a raised fist, “stumbling” off the podium with his golf clubs to the “green copter” awaiting to fly him to the “Tuscany” golf course.

“See that no one leads you astray. For ‘I am God,’ and I will lead you for God’s sake.”

Saving “souls” is now just so passé. What’s “new and hot” is saving the planet from “Climate Change.”

After eight years of the “oceans receding” and the “planet healing,” Barry is very “disappointed” that there is a “Denier” in the White House.

After arriving  in Berlin to “meet” with German Chancellor Angela Merkel, just hours before she was “meeting” with President Donald Trump at the NATO summit in Brussels, Globalist Barry spoke to a large “crowd” there addressing the case of Muslim migration “for God’s sake.” 

“In the eyes of God, a child on the other side of the border is no less worthy of love … than my own child,” CNN reported.

Known for his “relaxed stance on immigration, Barry continued:

“My guess is that, ultimately, what is going to happen is that everybody is going to have to work a little bit less, and we’re going to have to spread work around more,” describing his view of the “consequences” of technology innovations.

“But that’s going to require a reorganization of the social compact. That requires that we change our mindset about the link between work, income and the value of people in the teaching profession, or healthcare, or certain things that cannot be done by a robot.

One of my goals as globalist is thinking about what will happen 20 years from now, or 30 years from now, when technology will have eliminated entire sectors of the economy.

How do we prepare for that? How do we start creating, or at least having a conversation in our society about making sure that work and opportunities are spread, and that everybody has the chance to live a good and fulfilling life, rather than having a few people who are working 80 or 90 hours a week, and making enormous incomes, and then a large portion of redundant workers that increasingly have a difficult time supporting families. That’s not a sustainable mechanism for democracy and a healthy society for God’s sake.”

The Qur’an states a Muslim can “lie” to infidels to “get” what is needed.

With that “wonderful” speech I can tell Globalist Obama really “cares” for these poor migrant “children, orphans and widows.”

So Barry, now that you are “retired,” I expect you to accept a number “migrants” into your wall “guarded” home, especially some of those “Syrian refugees and MS-13 gang members.”

Don’t forget some desperate “teen gang” members from your “delightful” home town, the south side “slums” of Chicago! After all you know the “mayor” very well. He can help you “locate” some for you!

Come on Barry, what is “taking” you so long! You have lots of “money” and such a “caring” heart!

What’s the holdup “For God’s sake?”

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Crazy Auntie Maxine

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on May 30, 2017 by andelino

Crazy Maxine Waters failed to anticipate her “destroy Trump” campaign would have an unpleasant “boomerang” effect on her own “political” career.

She experienced an unwanted surprise after making the media rounds in her “impeachment” campaign against President Trump, when she returned to her “posh” mansion in Hancock Park, a “tony” neighborhood in Los Angeles, which is “outside” the 43rd congressional district she “represents” in California.

Here’s a Google street view of the property…

Outside her LA “mini-mansion” protestors gathered waving placards that read: “Impeach Maxine Waters” and “Do Your Job,” referring to the Crazy Auntie Maxine’s 35-year “tenure” representing the “infamous” suburb of Compton.

“She’s not representing her constituents, especially the black constituents,” complained one of the protestors before the KABC media crew.

“She thinks by putting down our president, we’re going to like her more,” complained another protestor. “Every time she talks, she makes me want to throw up.”

That can’t be good for her “re-election” chances.

Not all was “doom-and-gloom” on the scene. There was even a “mariachi” band that allowed the gathering to “protest in style.”

Apparently Waters is too “distracted” as the new media darling, dubbed “Crazy Auntie Maxine” by fawning reporter, to “perform” her job.

Her long history of “corruption and abysmal performance” in office never seems to “make its way” into the conversation among her “co-conspirator” mainstream media reporters.

It is a “perverse” irony that President Trump works round-the-clock to make inroads to “improve” the lives of Americans in his “few months” in office, and Waters with a “whopping” 35 years on the job continues “representing” a district where the “socioeconomic” conditions grow “progressively” worse.

Perhaps that’s the “reason” one of the protestors suggested “withholding” Crazy Auntie Maxine’s salary by “waving” a sign that read: “No Justice No Paycheck.”

Here’s what they are so “mad” about:

“Compton is now more than $40 million awash in debt; produces schools dubbed ‘dropout’ factories, has lost accreditation of its community college; and widespread gang violence resulted in the 43rd district being listed as the most dangerous place for homicides in Los Angeles County.”

To be fair, Compton retains the “distinction” of being the birthplace to the only bulletproof drive-thru funeral home. I’m sure the black “proprietor” has his or her reasons.

No “wonder” Crazy Auntie Maxine cannot be expected to “live in the district” she represents. It’s too “dangerous.”

She’s safely “ensconced” approximately 20 miles away, has no “clue what’s going on” in her district, but everyone knows that a change in “zip codes” can translate to mean “living worlds apart” as Chris Rock so eloquently highlighted in “Bring the Pain.”

As for her history of “corruption,” Crazy Auntie Maxine will “argue” to death, or at least “wear” you out, that the three-year congressional ethics committee investigating her diversion of “bailout money” to her husband’s bank, “OneUnited,” in which he was a “stockholder and board member,” was made up of a “racist cabal” orchestrated by the Russians, her new found “mantra.”

Crazy Auntie Maxine’s influence in “peddling” real estate finance also caught the attention of the IRS labeling the transactions as a “scam,” according to the agency’s 2006 report.

All things “considered,” President Trump could not ask for a better adversary than “poverty pimp” Crazy Auntie Maxine.

She lately “talks a lot” about connecting the “dots” between Putin and Trump through “baseless” allegations, “misstatement” of facts and “fanning” the media-induced “smoke” in hopes of “igniting” a wild fire.

Her own “words” best make her “case” for which she “deserves” the moniker “Queen of Malapropisms.”

“The fact that President Trump is wrapping his arms around Putin,” she alleged at a recent press conference, “While Putin is continuing to advance into Korea.”

Crazy Auntie Maxine knew “something” was off in her statement as she looked “confused”, but this did not stop her from “repeating” the Korea allegation.

“Crimea,” whispered a concerned liberal “goon” standing behind her clarifying “Putin invaded the Crimea, and not North or South Korea.”

Should we give Crazy Auntie Maxine a “pass” because both words contain the “same” number of syllables. Then she would “earn” the same pass for “referring” to the President’s chief of staff, Reince Priebus, as Mike Priebus.”

It appears her “liberal” friends are more forgiving of her “mangled” messages, but not so “understanding” of her corruption.

“Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington” (CREW), a liberal group “supported” by George Soros, drew up a list of “the most corrupt members of Congress,” and Crazy Auntie Maxine was among the “Hall of Shamers.”

Throughout Crazy Auntie Maxine’s “13 terms” in office, she has “acquired” a long history of “shameful” conduct and baseless “allegations” dating back to the 1990’s:

She “accused” the CIA of deliberately distributing “crack cocaine to young blacks” in the inner cities and paid a “courtesy” visit to the parents of the “black” youth who randomly selected a “white” person, “pulled” him from his truck, to “bash” his head with a “cement” block in a LA race “riot” in 1992.

The parents of the “innocent” truck driver, Reginald Denny, did not “receive” the same courtesy visit.

These “acts of violence” were dubbed by Waters as “somewhat understandable” at the time.

Therefore she said: “So I call it a rebellion.” Now Crazy Auntie Maxine is on to her next “resistance” movement.

Crazy Auntie Maxine is the “perfect” face named “Auntie of the Resistance” to best reflect the “shameful” character and “perverse” nature of the impeachment campaign to “destroy” the government now in power.

Her latest nutty “conspiracy” theory is that Vladimir Putin and “the Kremlin” came up with the “Crooked Hillary” nickname that Donald Trump frequently “used” on the campaign trail.

Challenged over her “claims” that Trump’s campaign engaged in “collusion” with the Russian government against Hillary Clinton, her evidence was, “I really do believe much of what you saw coming out of Trump’s mouth was a play from Putin’s playbook.”

“I think that when you saw him absolutely calling Hillary ‘crooked,’ uh, the, uh, the ‘lock her up, lock her up, lock her up’ was developed, I think that was developed strategically with people from the Kremlin with Putin,” Crazy Auntie Maxine continued, providing “no evidence” for her latest conspiracy “attack.”

Panelist Sam Stein “asked” her if she really believed “the Russian government developed the talking points for the Trump campaign.”

“I think that there was a cooperation in developing strategy,” she responded, refusing to “defend” her specific “allegation.”

Crazy Auntie Maxine later “conceded” that there has been “no actual evidence yet” to support her “Ebonics” gibberish.

It appears Crazy Auntie Maxine “suffers” from advanced stage of “dementia.” Recently she “preached” in a church promoting “illegal” Dreamers by saying that “This is Their Country.”

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Women in Berets

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on May 29, 2017 by andelino

As Hillary Clinton returned to her “Resistance Warrior” role as one of the more “visible and key” George Soros pawns spreading “dissent and subversion” throughout the nation, she gave a “commencement address” at the liberal all women “Wellesley College” where she graduated from in 1969.

She returned to the familiar “poor mistreated me” line of discussion, saying that things didn’t “really go as she planned” in the last election.

The same holds “true” for most Trump supporters, who “expected” her to be in “prison or at least under indictment by now.”

Instead she’s out running her “disgusting” mouth when she should be “thankful” President Trump hasn’t “yet” encouraged  Attorney General Sessions to “reopen” her case.

His “failure” to do so is a “mystery” and  a major “disappointment” to many of his ardent supporters but it’s not good enough for “old hag” Hillary.

Instead she’s “poking” the bear, describing how she’s now able to take long “walks in the woods, organizing her closets and get drunk on Chardonnay. “

That’s an apparent “reference” to the bathroom closet she used as a location for her now-confiscated “bootleg server” which was the location for storing “stolen” US government documents.

Why would she bring that “up and invite” an investigation? It’s as if she’s “taunting” President Trump, “daring” him to do something about her “criminality” and James Comey “complicity” letting her off.

She gave some “background” on her college days, “comparing” President Trump to then-President Nixon, who, “unlike her husband, was never accused of rape, was never impeached and didn’t molest interns and have affairs in the Oval Office.”

Still this “arrogant” witch, who has more ”felonies” hanging over her head than Wellesley “has students,” had the nerve to “denounce and belittle” President Trump.

She then projected today’s “issues” upon the 60s and 70s, which was largely another “lie.”

The “unrest” was about the Vietnam War and the “casualties,” that much is true and some “instances” the response of the government, let to some “protests.”

There were some “feminist” issues and some “racial” civil rights issues, but there were no “discussions” as she falsely claims of “religious minorities” or whether “immigrants” would ever be treated with “dignity and respect.”

Religious minorities, to the limited degree they “existed” was not even a topic. As for “illegal” aliens, they likewise were a “rarity.”

They kept the fact that they were “illegal” secret, understanding that they would be “sent back” to where they belong if they were “discovered.”

There was no “presumption,” as Clinton and her ilk “pretend” there to be these days, that “illegal’s” would remain in the US.

She “falsely” claimed that the presidency of Richard Nixon ended in “disgrace” for obstruction of justice. Nixon was never “impeached,” he resigned.

Maybe she’s getting him “confused” with her husband, Bill Clinton, who was “impeached” for one count of “perjury” and one of “obstruction of justice.”

The “informed” graduates of esteemed Wellesley “roared” with thunderous “approval” in their liberal “idiocy,” as the faculty “nodded” in approval, either “ignorant” themselves or “complicit” once again in typical liberal “distortion of the truth.”

Grandma Hillary then continued the “bizarre” speech by addressing the “history majors” in particular, saying, “When people in power invent their own facts and attack those who question them, it can mark the beginning of the end of a free society.”

If those in power “sell access, government secrets and skim cash for their foundations,” it’s not a problem.

That’s “just” a Clinton “being” Clinton.

There’s something about women in berets…

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FBI Director Clinton

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on May 18, 2017 by andelino

With Comey “gone,” it is now time for Trump to “appoint” a new FBI Director.

D.C. is “abuzz” with speculation over who will “step in” to fill the role.

Names like Chris Christie and Sheriff David Clarke have been “floated,” but having already appointed a “fat” guy and a “black” friend to his administration, neither “choice” seems likely.

Bookmakers are even getting in on the “action,” offering a -500 line that the “new” appointee’s name will end in a “vowel.”

However, as our political system becomes more “divided” than literally any point in our nation’s “history,” perhaps Trump could use his “pick” to show Democrats that he is willing to work “across” the aisle.

And in these “divided” times, no name “screams” bipartisanship like “Hillary Rodham Clinton.”

Appointing Hillary to “lead” the FBI would show that Trump is “serious” about working with Democrats “to get things done.”

Besides, who “better” to lead the FBI than someone who has “been” under FBI investigation.

The best NFL “coaches” are the ones who have actually “played” in the NFL, and this is no different.

Plus, Hillary “understands” the types of “threats” that the FBI faces on a “daily” basis.

She knows that “super predators” aren’t just what happens when Mike Fisher goes on a “hot” streak.

The “appointment” would not just be “bipartisan,” but also politically “expedient” for Trump.

No one wants to put Hillary’s “e-mail scandal” behind them more than the Republican Party.

For them, it has been a “massive” distraction that has “prevented” them from talking about the “real” issues that voters “care” about.

In a sense, this is the “role” that Hillary has been “preparing” for since last November’s election.

The “evasion and concealment” techniques she has been “perfecting” in the woods of suburban New York will come in “handy” serving as the nation’s “Chief Detective.”

Not only is she “ready” for the job, but this position would be the perfect “stepping” stone for her “inevitable” 2020 campaign for President.

Experience in a “law enforcement” role would help Hillary “win” over voters she was unable to “capture” in 2016 — namely “suburban moms who call the cops on Halloween because the wrong kinds of kids are trick-or-treating in her neighborhood” and “guys in Staten Island who have a cousin who’s a cop and trust me they gotta put up with some crazy shit.”

Being able to sell herself as “tough on crime” will help get voters to “COINTELPRO” to the polls and “vote” for her in the Democratic primary.

After months of partisan “infighting” tearing our nation “apart,” it is time to take “action” that will allow us to “onward together” once again.

Appointing Hillary as the “Director of the FBI” will begin the “healing” process, and help get our nation “back on track” with our proud history of “bipartisan” efforts like the “Gulf of Tonkin Resolution.”

Now is the “time” for Hillary to “step” up to the plate, “dust” off J. Edgar Hoover’s old “wardrobe,” and get the FBI to “work” again.

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Trump Resistance Mob

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on May 5, 2017 by andelino

The “Trump Resistance” is a mixed bag of “violent communist” groups like Antifa, funded by George Soros, “crybaby snowflakes” in search of a safe space, out of touch “filthy rich celebrities,” terrorist sympathizers like “Muslim Women’s’ March” leader Linda Sarsour and “Resistance Warrior” Hillary Clinton.

In other words, it’s an “out of touch” failing movement that is “clueless” regarding the real “issues” facing the American people.

So, it only seems “fitting” that America’s “two time loser,” Hillary Clinton would join the “Trump Resistance.”

“Hello Democrats! Thank you all for coming together to represent our party at its best. United, energized and ready to wage and win the battles ahead. Now as Democrats we have diverse views and backgrounds, we are Democrats after all. But we’re bound together by the values and hopes we share for our country. 

I’m grateful for all your support and hard work during the election. Being your candidate was an honor of a lifetime. And I was inspired to see women and men from all walks of life and every corner of our country coming together on behalf of our shared values. And while we didn’t get the outcome we worked so hard for, I’ll always be proud of the campaign we ran, a campaign that was better and stronger thanks to each of you.

After the primaries we came together as a primary to write the most progressive platform in history. Ideas we championed are now inspiring leaders and activists across our country. Nearly 66 million votes are fueling grass roots energy and activism and everywhere people are marching, protesting, tweeting, speaking out and working for an America that’s hopeful, inclusive and big-hearted. 

From the Women’s March to airports where communities are welcoming immigrants, refugees and people of every faith, to town hall meetings where people are speaking up for healthcare, the environment, good jobs and all the other issues that deserve our passionate support. 

Among those millions making their voices heard are future mayors, city and state officials, governors, members of Congress, even future presidents. The challenges we face as a party and a country are real, so now more than ever we need to stay engaged, in the field and online, reaching out to new voters, young people and everyone who wants a better, stronger, fairer America. 

We as Democrats must move forward with courage, confidence and optimism. And stay focused on the elections we must win this year and next. Let resistance plus persistence equal progress for our party and our country. Thank you to the leaders who’ve already done so much beginning with Barack and Michelle Obama. Thanks as well to Donna and the DNC leadership and to the outstanding bench of Democrats stepping up to lead us forward.

As long as we stand together and work together with respect for our differences, strength in our convictions and love for our country our best days are still ahead, so keep fighting and keep the faith and I’ll be there right with you every step of the way. God bless you and God bless America.” 

A “fighting” Hillary Clinton popped back into the “political” spotlight with this three-minute address to Democrats, “applauding” them for being the “resistance” against President Donald Trump.

Hillary Clinton “gleefully” pointed out all the recent “protests” including the “women’s marches, the airport protests and the town hall takeovers” going on.

She “urged” her party to “keep fighting and keep the faith,”‘ adding, “I’ll be there right with you every step of the way.”

She’s “called out” the new president several times on Twitter, writing simply “3-0” when a court “decision” came down against Trump’s “travel” ban.

She’s “chided” members of Congress for “skipping town halls,” mocked Trump to speak out “against anti-Semitism“ and applauded “faux Pocahontas” Elizabeth Warren during her “floor fight” with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.

“Resistance Warrior” Clinton looked pleased as she “recited” some of the left’s recent “moves” against the Republican occupying the White House.

She threw some “shade” at the Republicans by touting the “multi-ethnic” composition of her party.

“Now as Democrats we have diverse views and backgrounds, we are Democrats after all. But we’re bound together by the values and hopes we share for our country.”  

She then “recalled” her popular vote total, which was “higher” than Trump’s.

“Nearly 66 million votes are fueling grassroots energy and activism and everywhere people are marching, protesting, tweeting, speaking out and working for an America that’s hopeful, inclusive and big-hearted,” she revealed with great pleasure.

“From the Women’s March, to airports where communities are welcoming immigrants, refugees and people of every faith, to town hall meetings where people are speaking up for healthcare, the environment, good jobs and all the other issues that deserve our passionate support,” she continued, naming the places where “progressive activists” have taken on Republicans and Trump as of late.

She used her new tagline “Let resistance plus persistence equal progress for our party and our country.”

Clinton’s campaign motto had been “Stronger Together” preaching “togetherness” six times in the “three minute” spot.

Will Democrats “really” give Clinton a “third” chance?

Democratic National Committee “chair candidates” were asked this question as they “brought up” several times the fact Clinton had won the “popular” vote.

None of the “candidates” would say “yes” outright.

“I think the important thing that we remember as the Democratic Party is that we’re here for small-D democracy,” said DNC chair candidate Sally Boynton Brown, who “runs” the state party in Idaho.

“If Hillary Clinton wants to put her name on the ballot again, that’s her decision. That’s not our decision,” Boynton Brown added.

Another “female” candidate for chair, Jehmu Greene, said that the “older” generation, which included former Vice President Joe Biden too, should be “looking to the next generation.”

“Look for a question about Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden, when there are 13,000 women who have signed up and said they want to run for office since the November elections. That’s who we should be talking about.” Greene noted.

Clinton, in her message, gave a “hat tip” to those “up-and-coming” Democrats too.

“Among those millions making their voices heard are future mayors, city and state officials, governors, members of Congress, even future presidents,” she noted, while thanking “the outstanding bench of Democrats stepping up to lead us forward.” 

While there are a handful of “next generation” candidates, including Boynton Brown, Greene and Pete Buttigieg, the 35-year-old mayor of South Bend, Indiana, the party looks to be “tilting” toward picking “one of two well known” candidates representing Clinton or the Sanders “wings” of the party.

There’s Rep. Keith Ellison, the progressive “Muslim” candidate backed by Sen. Bernie Sanders or former “Hispanic” Labor Secretary Tom Perez, thought to “more so” represent the Democratic establishment.

Clinton didn’t “wade” into the race, though thanked the “departing” leaders, including Obama and the DNC’s “interim” chair Donna Brazile.

“We as Democrats must move forward with courage, confidence and optimism. And stay focused on the elections we must win this year and next,” the Resistance Warrior said.

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