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Trump iPhone

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on April 28, 2017 by andelino

Back in February 2016, then-presidential “candidate” Donald Trump called for a boycott of all Apple products amid the company’s “battle” with the FBI over “unlocking” the San Bernardino iPhone.

Following his call for a “boycott” of Apple, the company said that Trump’s call put the company in standing with “other good people he has criticized.”

After Apple “refused” to unlock the iPhone 5c “involved” in the San Bernardino “shooting,” Trump stopped sending most of his “tweets” from an iPhone and “switched” to Android.

While it was never confirmed, it was widely speculated that Trump used a nearly five-year “old” Samsung Galaxy S3, while Trump’s aides “continued” tweeting from iPhones.

Over weeks, however, Android tweets seemingly “disappeared” from Trump’s timeline, leading many to wonder if the president had “switched” to an iPhone or perhaps handed over “control of his account” to aides altogether.

Fast forward, President Trump has seemingly “rescinded” his call for a boycott and switched to using a gold-plated “Caviar iPhone 7,” engraved with his portrait, “courtesy” of Russian admirers.

The Trump iPhone 7 is outfitted with a “gold plate” on the rear, and has the US President-elect’s “portrait” etched on the upper half of the device.

His full name “Donald John Trump” encircles Trump’s portrait. Just below the giant “TRUMP” branding at the rear bottom of the handset, you can also see Donald Trump’s tagline “Make America Great Again.” Caviar didn’t forget to place the United States’ “coat of arms” in the middle of the golden slab on the back. The “custom” Trump iPhone 7 “costs” 197,000 rubles or about $3042.

The special-edition has been “produced” by Moscow-based brand “Caviar” better known for their “designs” featuring Russian President Vladimir Putin.

A Caviar-designed iPhone “decorated” with a portrait of Russian leader Vladimir Putin features an image of the Russian-annexed Crimean peninsula and the words, “Crimea: In the hearts of the people.”

It’s worth “pointing” out that the Trump iPhone 7 costs “less” than Caviar’s top-tier Putin iPhone, which is “priced” at $3,766.

The company says buying a Putin iPhone was the “best way to express patriotism.” Putin has become the “symbol” of the new generation. “People see him as a strong-willed and decisive leader,” said Caviar.

Caviar says that the Trump phone is a symbol of “hope” for better Russian-U.S. ties, telling journalists that they would do “everything possible” to deliver one of the phones to President Trump themselves.

But it is too soon to “imagine” Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin calling each other with their respective “Caviar iPhones.” Vladimir Putin “congratulated” Trump on his US Presidential election  using the “telegram.”

“Russia’s leader once again congratulated Mr. Trump on his victory in the presidential election, wished him success in implementing his campaign platform, and expressed willingness to build a collaborative dialogue with the new administration on the principles of equality, mutual respect, and noninterference in the other’s internal affairs,” the Kremlin’s press release said.

Donald Trump is believed to have cozy relations with Vladimir Putin. In the past, Trump has hailed Putin as “very much of a leader” and gave him an “A” for his presidential work. The Russian President has said he was looking forward to “working with Trump” to bolster Russia-US relations.

A piece from The New York Times earlier this year highlighted the “problems” associated with Trump using an “unsecured and outdated” Android device. The report explained that many of Trump’s advisors and aides, not to mention the Secret Service, had issue with the president using the “old, unsecured Android phone.”

Apple thinks that President Trump picked a rather “bad time” to buy a new iPhone considering they’re in the “midst of year three” with the same design and expecting a dramatic overhaul later this year. It’s also unlikely that Trump will be using the new RED iPhone 7.

Dan Scavino Jr, director of social media and senior advisor to President Trump, “revealed” that the president has been using his “new iPhone for the past couple of weeks.” Scavino also “confirmed” that yes, it’s still President Trump “himself” behind most of those tweets.

“Anyone want to guess what iPhone President Trump is using? Offer up your thoughts and guesses down in the comments. .@POTUS @realDonaldTrump has been using his new iPhone for the past couple of weeks here on Twitter. Yes, it is #POTUS45 reading & tweeting!” — Dan Scavino Jr. (@DanScavino) March 29, 2017

Wikileaks just released info “detailing” how the CIA effectively “hack every Apple device on the planet.”

It’s highly “unlikely” for Trump to store some seriously “confidential” info on a hack-able “mobile” device.

We may be living in the “digital” age but I really “doubt” the government would “allow” him to do that.

I don’t think people “store” every little secret they have on their fragile “on-the-go” devices.

Anyone who does that is a “complete” retard.

Now We Know — Apple Can Unlock iPhones, Here’s How to Hack-Proof your Device

Crackpot Maxine Waters

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on April 25, 2017 by andelino

“Crackpot” Maxine Waters claims she’s “never called for President Trump’s impeachment.”

Rep Maxine Waters is a caricature of what a “dishonest, lying, hypocritical” Democrat looks like.

She got “elected” serving in the United States Congress, “misplaced” as it might be.

She is the most senior of the 12 black women but her lack of “credibility or principles” is of grave concern.

In the interview she “illustrates” that point, after being introduced as “one of the President’s most vocal critics these days,” which brings a “contrived” smile to her “hideous” mug.

The host “reads” her most recent tweet which stated, “The President is a liar, his actions are contemptible, and I’m going to fight every day until he’s impeached.”

He asks her point blank, “What are the impeachable offenses, Congresswoman?”

Crackpot Maxine then engages in a “fleet-footed shuffle” that would make James Brown, envious.

She starts “reciting” the false Democrat talking points that are nothing more than “assertions” with no facts to “hold them up.”

Because she claims the Russians “hacked” into the DNC the question then becomes one of whether or not there was “collusion.”

Based upon that complete absence of a “connection or logical succession” of any events, she goes on to make “wild” accusations, things that “she knows,” which in actuality she in “no way” knows as can be seen in the above “prank” call.

The corrupt, old hag sounds “desperate” as she flails away in search of some “false” justification, saying, “We have enough information that leads us to I think a credible investigation to find out whether or not there was collusion and whether or not an oil deal is involved with all of this.”

In other words, she’s got no “evidence,” but keeps on beating the same “dead” horse she’s been “wailing” away on for months.

He asks, “You just started that by saying ‘the question becomes,’ should we wait to call for impeachment until we have the answers to that question?”

Trapped and aware that she can “say whatever she wants” and the Democrats won’t call her a “liar or even question her,” Waters claims, “I have not called for impeachment.”

She then starts “tap dancing and lying” about what she’s been saying on a “daily” basis, a steady diet of “impeach Trump.”

She even led a chant to “Impeach 45” at an event in California.

So in essence, what Waters “tweeted” about President Trump should really be “applied” to her, instead.

She’s a “liar,” she is a “pain in the ass,” she’s “contemptible,” and she needs to be “impeached.”

Voters of California “pay attention,” this crackpot is making you look “hopelessly, pathetically stupid.”

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Syrian War

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on April 11, 2017 by andelino

America Shouldn’t Attack Syria—Russia Isn’t Our Enemy
By Spencer P Morrison

Although “hawkish” Neocons like Ben Shapiro are “rejoicing” that President Trump launched 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles at a Syrian airstrip, I’m not.

Let’s be honest: “the attack was a total waste of money, and frankly, we’re fighting the wrong guys.”

As “bad” as Assad is, he’s a “hell of a lot better” than his “replacements”.

Here’s why “firing” Tomahawk cruise missiles into Syria “was, and is, a bad idea.”

Missiles Are Expensive, Tarmac Is Cheap…

Tomahawk cruise missiles cost $1 million a piece.

Not only that, but the “newer” models that will replace them cost up to “$1.5 million per unit.”

This means that we “wasted” $60-90 million on the attack, not “including” the associated costs, like “deploying” warships in the Mediterranean.

And what did we “use” them to break?  “Tarmac.”

Here’s the deal: “Syria is war-zone, and Assad’s government is essentially a police state.”

Replacing a “runway” will cost Assad next to nothing, assuming he even “pay” people to fix it. It’s not like Syria has a “shortage” of unemployed people,  gravel, or tar, after all.

The Attack Was Pointless…

According to the Daily Mail, Syrian jet fighters took off from the allegedly “bombed-out” runway without issue.

If the goal was “deny” Assad the tactical “advantage” of the airbase, then the attack was a “failure.”

Beyond that, Trump has burned “valuable” political capital with his supporters, who are “divided” over his actions. Many, if not most Americans “want” an end to America’s “involvement” abroad, including spending on foreign aid and the UN, and for them, this is a “step in the wrong direction.”

Assad Is Fighting ISIS & Al-Qaeda For Us…

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t “like” Assad, and I don’t “think” he’s our friend.

But he’s a “hell of a lot more” reasonable than the “moderate rebels” who want to “replace” him, who are backed by “Al-Qaeda, the Islamic State, and the Saudi Arabians.”

The below “clip” is only a minute long watch it.  In it, Assad shares his “thoughts” on the European migrant crisis.

Now “compare” that to this clip of ISIS doing ISIS things like “beheading” Christians and “smashing” Roman artifacts.

Who do you think is more “reasonable?”

Assad.

As you can see in the below map, Assad’s regime is directly in “conflict” with ISIS over major swaths of territory, “he’s killing them for us.”

Again, why are we “interfering?”

More War Means More Migrants

Life under the Assad “regime” wasn’t great.  But it was “tolerable.”

In fact, before the “civil war,” Syrians enjoyed “higher standards of living” than did their Muslim cousins in “Jordan, Lebanon, Palestine, Egypt, or Iraq.”

Since Syria “disintegrated,” millions of Syrians have “lost” everything, and the “chaos” is spreading throughout the “Middle East and Europe.”

The entire region is “destabilized,” which is causing hoards of “migrants” to flood into Europe.

Sweden, for example, is already on its knees, while Germany has been settled by so many migrants that its entire demographic structure has been altered.

If we want to “solve” the migrant crisis in Europe, we need to “stem” the flow if migrants from the “Islamic” world, letting Assad “regain” control will help do that.

Don’t Poke The Bear…

I do not want “war” with Russia.  Neither “do you.”

Why?  Because Russia is a “nuclear” superpower that could “turn” America into glass.

No matter how “improbable” nuclear war with Russia is, we should nevertheless take “caution” to avoid situations that could “escalate,” because the potential consequences are “ruinous.”

Syria is “just” not that important to us: “it has never been in our ambit, nor is there any reason for it to be.”

On the other side, however, Syria is a “longstanding” Russian ally, and it is home to Russia’s only “navy” beyond Russia proper.

Our “intervening” in Syria is akin to how Russia “acted” during the Cuban missile crisis, except with “live-fire.”

Why “risk” it?

Regime Change Doesn’t Work

Rex Tillerson said that there was no role for Assad” in the future of Syria, “hinting” at the potential for another US-led “regime-change.”

This is an “about-face” from what Trump “campaigned” on, and his “rhetoric” up until now.

Not only is “toppling” Assad a bad idea, since it would further “destabilize” the region and open up a “vacuum” that ISIS, and its affiliates, would “happily” fill, but it would be expensive.

Remember the Iraq War?  It cost America $2 trillion and left thousands of American troops “dead and wounded,” for what?  So that ISIS could “kill” every single Assyrian “Christian or “non-Muslim” they could find?

Regime-change “failed” in Iraq.  It “failed” in Libya.  And it will “fail” in Syria or any other “Islamic” nation.

America Should Stay Out Of Syria & Let Assad Kill ISIS

Whatever you “think” of Assad, we can all “agree” that he’s better than “ISIS.”

We should let him “kill them for us”, rather than “risking our own soldiers,” and spending our “own treasure.”

We have enough problems at home to deal with, we don’t need another “foreign excursion” to divert our attention.

I’m done with Trump
No War on Syria
Trump’s Red Line
McCain – “We Can Bring Peace To Syria” Just Oust Assad.
McCain Selling New Syria War
Graham – 7,000 More Troops Going To “War In Syria”

Yoga By Hillary

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on April 7, 2017 by andelino

Yoga By Hillary

Snake Angela Merkel

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on March 29, 2017 by andelino

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has been “preparing” for her U.S. visit for months. She’s left no “stone” unturned studying and formulating an “effective” game plan for her “inaugural” meeting with “The Donald.”

She “grilled” Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau just a few days after his “trip to DC. She wanted to “know” everything. She’s been “dissecting” all of Trump’s speeches, statements, interviews, everything.

She’s even been studying “Playboy” for this occasion.

“Merkel studied Trump’s past comments in ‘Playboy’ magazine ahead of her visit, policy expert says https://t.co/1Kvw71lQkJ” — CNBC (@CNBC) March 17, 2017

Finally she shows up, “plops” down in the Oval Office for a “photo op,” and asks for a “handshake” from President Trump.

But “The Donald” won’t even look at her.

President Trump’s “comments” during the joint press conference  were equally “brilliant” and his “timing and delivery” spot on when heard in the full “context” of the question.

A German reporter asked President Trump two questions, the first being, “Government officials in London today rejected White House claims that the alleged wiretapping on you, on Trump Tower, on the Trump organization or on members of your campaign, was, that British Intelligence was either responsible for it or involved it in.”

Trump Defends Wiretapping Claims

President Trump replied with an “honest” statement, “We said nothing. All we did was quote a very talented legal mind who was the one responsible for saying that on television. I didn’t make an opinion on it. That was a statement made by a very talented lawyer and former NJ Superior Court Judge on Fox. And so you shouldn’t be talking to me, you should be talking to Fox.”

As Merkel looks on the reporter asks, “Are there from time to time tweets that you regret?” President Trump responds “immediately,” almost before another word is “uttered” in the question, “Very seldom. Very seldom, probably wouldn’t be here right now without the tweets, but very seldom.”

He continues, “I have a tremendous group of people that listen and I can get around the media when the media doesn’t tell the truth, so I like that. As far as wiretapping, I guess, by, you know, this past administration, at least we have something in common perhaps,” pointing with an open hand over towards Chancellor Merkel.

The line was delivered “perfectly,” with the same “precision” timing that Johnny Carson used to “deliver” his lines, “waiting” for people in the audience to “catch up” to the joke. It was “funny” and the expression “on his face” matched perfectly. He was “Carnac,” without the envelope or the chair cushion turned “turban” on his head.

The “liberal” propagandists attempted to “portray” this as being an “awkward” moment. That’s the “humor” that was lost on them in their “fury” to find something “nefarious” in everything Trump does.

Merkel, perhaps not “catching” the translation or in “awe” of the American newcomer, “shuffled” her papers with a “did he just say what I think he said,” look on her face. Yes, he “did” Chancellor. Our President goes “off script,” that’s how he gets “things” done. You’ll get “used” to it.

He is not like your “Macarena” boy Barack Obama.

Germany is in total “unrest.” Women are being “raped and killed” by Muslim immigrants.  Merkel is being “threatened” by her opposition party as being “out of touch” with the German people.

What “does” she do? She continues with her “insane” immigration policy without “screening or vetting.”

Angela Merkel is “viewed” today by most Germans as the person “primarily” responsible for killing their “heritage, culture, and people” by knowingly importing non-refugee “refugees,” able-bodied young Muslim men, not women and children, who are “wreaking havoc” everywhere.

Merkel is like the “the snake charmer” who is as “venomous” as the snakes she’s “brought” into Germany who are “finishing” the job Hitler started.

The lyrics to the 1968 song, “The Snake,” sung by Al Wilson, best “describes” Germany’s “self-destruction.”

Here is President Trump “reciting” the lyrics of the inspired Aesop’s Fable of “The Farmer and the Viper” in reference to the “alleged” dangers of allowing “unvetted” Syrian refugees to enter the United States and the “Islamification” of the European Union.

On her way to work one morning
Down the path alongside the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
“Poor thing,” she cried, “I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you”
“Take me in tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake

Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake.
She wrapped him all cozy in a comforter of silk
And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she’d taken to had been revived
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake

Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake.
She clutched him to her bosom, “You’re so beautiful,” she cried
“But if I hadn’t brought you in by now you might have died”
She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake

Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake
“I saved you,” cried the woman
“And you’ve bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I’m going to die”
“Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

Angela Merkel’s Lewd Bikini Snake Dance in Greece…

Unless “removed” from power “Snake” Angela Merkel will “destroy” the Western World!

She is a Nazi in reverse. She has her own “ethnic” group she wishes to “exterminate” and that happens to be the “Germans.”

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Awkward History

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on March 26, 2017 by andelino









In a shocking “move” President Trump is set to declare May 1st global “Red Holocaust memorial day, remembering the 100 million or so murdered by the “Communists, Socialists and Democrats.”



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Obama’s Lawlessness

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , on March 21, 2017 by andelino

Former President Barack Obama ran his campaign on “change” and said he would “fundamentally transform America.” For eight years he added “action” to his words, and America has “indeed” been transformed, “fundamentally.”

President Donald Trump’s campaign “inspired” support by “opposing” Obama’s transformations.

Candidate Trump said “undoing” what Obama had done would be easy: “He could nullify his executive actions by issuing executive actions of his own.”

When President Trump “got to work” in January, he began “signing” them right away.

But is “reversing” eight years of Obama as simple as signing “executive actions” with the signature “Donald J. Trump”?

Is it as “simple” as a Republican-controlled Congress “repealing laws” passed by the previous Democrat-controlled Congresses?

In reality, Obama made “eight” years of systemic changes: “not only legal and regulatory, but also cultural, moral and psychological.” Some of this “transformation” of America cannot be “reversed.”

Let’s start with “young” Americans. The Obama “Justice Department and Education Department” enforced “policies, regulations and laws” that prevent educators from “disciplining insubordinate” students.

They “argued” that since statistics show that “black” teenagers are disciplined at a “higher” rate than white students, thus American “teachers and administrators” are racist.

Obama’s bureaucracy “coerced” and even “prosecuted” schools into leaving two high school generations “unrestrained and unpunished.” The result is millions of young people have been “educated” to throw off “rules and laws.”

Obama also “attacked” America’s prison system, “accusing” it of systemic racism. He “blamed” the makeup of “jail populations” not on law “breaking,” but on the “law” itself, particularly the “judges and law enforcement officers.”

He “accused” police of “racism” so vile “claiming” that officers often murder a “man” simply because he “is” black.

By the end of Obama’s “second” term, it had become much more common to see people “marching in the streets, trashing public places, beating people on the sidewalks, and rioting in cities like Ferguson and Baltimore.”

Fringe “arguments” received the vocal support of the “highest” office in the country. Eight years on, many more Americans now “mistrust, disrespect and even attack law enforcement officers.”

Many hate the “law” more than they hate the “crime.”

Obama, occupying an office created to “enforce” the law, personally “undermined” the rule of law, in some cases openly “refusing” to enforce laws that his office is specifically “required” to enforce.

His “enforcement” of immigration was “lawless” at best, completely “anti-law” at worst.

Obama gave a presidential “endorsement” to many more issues that “fundamentally” weakened America’s “culture, economy and security.”

He “flung” the doors wide open on the “entitlement” culture and spent hundreds of billions giving away “phones, health care, money” and more. He “hooked” tens of millions more people on “welfare benefits.”

He passed a gargantuan “health-care” law, and the largest “tax” in history, which was a massive federal “overreach” into Americans’ personal lives.

He became the biggest “spender” in world history, “accumulating” twice as much “debt” as all his predecessor and nearly “doubling” the national debt to “almost” $20 trillion.

Can that be “paid” back with “interest” with a “few” signatures?

Obama also “invited” into the White House “Black Lives Matter,” an organization whose website “reveals” that it has as much or more to do with “anti-constitutional socialism and race-baiting.”

He “bathed” the outside of the White House in the colors of the “homosexual/bisexual/transsexual/queer/intersexual/etc.” flag, celebrating the newfound “right” of homosexuals to “marry.”

President Trump has said he is not “interested” in challenging this law, which by “itself” fundamentally “transforms” America.

Obama “successfully” used the Justice Department and the Internal Revenue Service as “political” weapons. He presided over the “surveillance” of journalists, the mass surveillance of “average” Americans, and the targeted “killing” of American citizens involved in “terrorism.”

His Justice Department “provided” a framework arguing that the “federal government” sometimes has the “legal right to kill Americans without trial,” overseas and at home.

The most fundamental “transformation” Obama accomplished can be summarized in one word: “lawlessness.” The most important American office for enforcing “laws” was occupied by a man who instead enforced his “personal will.

Unshackling the presidency from its “constitutional” limitations is one of the most “dangerous” transformations of all, no matter who “occupies” the Oval Office.

The worst “legacy” of the Obama administration was the “erosion of the rule of law.”

In 2017, America is a “different” nation from what it “was” on Jan. 20, 2009. To sign away some of Obama’s “destructive” policies and laws will be easy, but to “confront” America’s changed “mentality” will not.

To instead “leave it as it is” will be easy; to “transform” it back to the “way it was, much less to make it great,” will not. That’s because the Obama years appealed to an “ugly, destructive and powerful” element: “our lawless human nature.”

The only way to truly “roll back” the Obama years is to change our own “hearts and attitudes” toward law.

Many of you lead “busy” lives and may not have the “time, the ability, or perhaps even the stomach” to watch another “dreadful” speech from Comrade Obama.

As a public service, the speech has been “reduced” to its “bare” essentials to spare you the “pain” of watching his “Castro-like” address.

And who can “forget” Obama’s statements on “illegal” wiretapping’s…

Here is Obama’s “farewell” address:

One final “batch of lies” from our 44th President…