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Merkel pulls a Clinton

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on June 24, 2019 by andelino

German Chancellor Angela Merkel put on a performance “reminiscent” of Hillary Clinton during her 2016 campaign as she “wobbled” unsteadily and appeared to “faint” before being lifted, like a “sack of potatoes” into her “customized”  armored “Scooby” van equipped with “state-of-the-art automated external defibrillator (AED), a portable electronic device that automatically diagnoses the life-threatening cardiac arrhythmia and shocks a heart back to its normal cadence, and an automatic full bed in the rear” which she could use back then to “rest” between campaign stops or even while being driven “to or from” a campaign event.

Standing beside the president of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskiy, in Berlin, Merkel started to “shake” uncontrollably. She was obviously in “distress” and looked as if she was “struggling” to stay upright.

After being asked about the incident, Merkel blamed it on “dehydration”, saying she was better after drinking a few glasses of water. “Since then I’ve drunk at least three glasses of water, which I apparently needed, and now I’m doing very well,” she explained.

Merkel has been chancellor for over 14 years. During that time, she has faced many “stressful” situations, and now is bearing the “brunt” of her disastrous “immigration” policy.

The Christian Democrat Party has lost so much “confidence” in her that she announced she would not stand for “reelection” as its party leader come December. Similar to corrupt, lying, two time “presidential” loser, Hillary Clinton.

Adding to the chancellor’s “misery” were three polls last week showing the “radical” Greens have replaced Merkel’s Christian Democrats as the most popular party in Germany.

On top of this, there’s another “cloud” hanging over Europe. That is the possible “reelection” of Donald Trump. Should that happen, the “complaints” the president has been making about the European “trade, lack of NATO funding, and German support of Iran” will be ramped up to “painful” levels. Trump will be after “tangible” results, not just talk and “empty” promises.

Could all this be taking a “toll” on this 64-year old, “over-weight” woman’s physical health as well as her “political” career? How could it not?

This matters because Germany is the most “powerful” country in Europe and de facto “leader” of the European Union. What happens in Berlin does not stay in Berlin. If Merkel becomes “incapacitated” for any reason while still in office, Germany could slide into political “turmoil” giving a boost to the left-wing Greens and right wing Alternative fur Deutschland (AfD) as they fight for “power” with the traditional parties.

The last thing Europe needs is more “uncertainty.” But that is something Europe is not going to able to “avoid” even if Merkel stays “healthy” and can finish her “term” as chancellor in 2021. If she can’t, the “situation” gets all the worse.

In that case, Angela Merkel can always fall back on her “snake dance” routine to keep “healthy and in shape” during her retirement years.

Looks like Angela Merkel and Hillary Clinton have many “things” in common, beside destroying countries with “Third Worlders,” namely dancing.

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