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NASA Contender Hillary

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on November 26, 2019 by andelino

Hillary Clinton spewed another of her “forest-dwelling” delusions claiming misogynist men stole my “NASA Glory” preventing her becoming the most heroic female astronaut in American history.

The former two-time presidential candidate loser apparently still believes that she’s somehow relevant in 2019, expressing hope that a “new generation of little girls” will be able to reach for the stars.

“When I was a little girl, I wrote to NASA and told them I dreamed of being an astronaut. They wrote back and said they weren’t taking girls. A new generation of little girls watched today’s historic spacewalk. May their dreams of reaching the stars have no bounds.” — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 18, 2019

 Of course, instead of writing something about the historic “first-ever all-women spacewalk” narcissistic Hillary needed to make this historic occasion all about Hillary.

There was just one problem with Hillary’s stupidity… NASA didn’t come into existence until over a decade after Hillary had been hatched.

Once again, Hillary Clinton’s recollection on how NASA men had crushed her childhood “woke” dreams of becoming an astronaut is, of course, just another of Hillary’s ‘I could’a been a contender’ revisionist history moments.

Hillary Clinton used the first all-woman spacewalk, that illustrated just how far gender equality has come in the last 60 years, by making it all about Hillary.

Unfortunately , Hillary’s “feelings” doesn’t quite match up with the historical record.

Hillary was born in 1947, more than 10 years before NASA was founded in 1958. Furthermore, it wasn’t until 1962 that the US put an astronaut in space , making her mentally challenged story hard to believe.

Not to mention the fact that her 1947 “egg cracking” happened over a decade before NASA existed.

In 1958, forget women, NASA was debating whether it would be sending a “man or a monkey” skyward… The monkey won.

Ham in his capsule, with his handler Edward Dittmer

Not only did a monkey named Ham beat out Yuri Gagarin, and Alan Shepard, when the MR-2 took off on 31 January 1961, dogs, squirrels, birds and a whole host of other animals beat them to space as well.

Hillary Clinton’s NASA “lie” matches her previous bullshit when she claimed that she was named after “Sir Edmund Hillary”, the first man to reach the summit of Mount Everest.

In April 1995, she was on a goodwill tour of Asia and stopped in Nepal, the home country of Mount Everest, which was first climbed in 1953 by Sir Edmund Hillary of New Zealand and Sherpa guide Tenzing Norgay of Nepal.

Shortly after meeting Sir Edmund, Hillary Clinton said that her mother, Dorothy Rodham, had long told her she was named for the “famous” mountaineer.

“It had two l’s, which is how she thought she was supposed to spell Hillary,” Clinton said at the time, after meeting Sir Edmund.

“So when I was born, she called me Hillary, and she always told me it’s because of Sir Edmund Hillary.”

Even though Bill Clinton “repeated” the story in his 2004 autobiography, “My Life,” Hillary Clinton did “not mention” it in her own autobiography, “Living History,” which was published in 2003.

But one big hole has been poked in the story over the years, both in cyberspace and elsewhere: “Sir Edmund became famous only after climbing Everest in 1953. Hillary, as it happens, was born in 1947.”  

Later, during Hillary’s presidential campaign she said she was “not named” for Sir Edmund after all.

“It was a sweet family story her mother shared to inspire greatness in her daughter, to great results I might add,” said Jennifer Hanley, a spokeswoman for the campaign.

You can’t get anymore narcissistic than that!

I guess it is “difficult” to keep your stories “straight” when you are a “born” liar.

Sir Hillary

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