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Covfefe Coffee

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 23, 2021 by andelino

Coffee For Deplorables By Deplorables.

Does it make sense to get your coffee from large corporations who lobby against your values? Of course not, because you’re a VERY STABLE GENIUS that knows you need a MAGA coffee that doesn’t take a knee on taste or values.

At COVFEFE, we provide proud Americans access to world-class coffee without having to fund your political and cultural opponents. We stand by our world-class taste and customer support, however, we are more than just coffee just like how YOU are more than just a coffee drinker.

We understand that it is revolutionary to support President Donald Trump, and in some cases dangerous to show support publicly. We want to end that. Not only do we provide world-class coffee backed by world-class values, but we are building a community of “PATRIOTS” who want to take our country back by winning the culture war.

COVFEFE isn’t just the world’s greatest coffee. It’s also a lifestyle.

Providing the WORLD’S GREATEST COFFEE requires the WORLD’S GREATEST DEPLORABLES! Thousands of Deplorables have joined the COVFEFE community and more are joining every day. We’ve also recruited World Class Talent who are on the front lines of the “Culture War” and fight for American values.


Laura Loomer

Ben Garrison

Joy Villa

Mindy Robinson

Scott Adams

Brandon Straka

Jack Posobiec

Jacob Engels

Thank you for your interest in investing in COVFEFE: Making Coffee Great! We are strong but together we are stronger.

The corporate world is alienating large segments of the American population with more bold and conflict seeking agendas. The corporate hegemony in our economy props up their ability to focus on Social Inquisition. The corporate world is a major threat to the interests and traditions of America.

The economy of scale of the Corporate world to COVFEFE is obviously staggering, and yet we accept the challenge to take back our country. If our values and mission statement are something you want to invest in, we at COVFEFE love hearing from our fellow “Patriots” and “Deplorables.” Please contact us here or email us at

We’re not like some people, we won’t “lose” 30,000 emails, and do not respond to any “Fake News” media request.

God Bless.

Coffee, Tea, or Hillary

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on April 1, 2015 by andelino


Send: Wednesday, April 1, 2015 at 3:00 AM
To: hillarynationaldelegates

Subject: HRC Super Volunteers 2016.

Dear Supporters,

T’anks for your support. I’m very pleased with all your efforts to intimidate da press. T’anks!

We been brainstorming some ideas on where da campaign should go on da foreign policy issues. I been thinkin’. Everybody seems ta believe dat da fact I took gazillions of foreign bucks from foreigners whilst I was Secretary of State is a liability. Nothin’ could be further from da truth.

Here’s how it is. Dis is how da campaign will work. I’m a workin’ girl. I flew all over da world like a frickin’ international high class gal visiting all those super rich gentlemen and takin’ dem in da Clinton bed for big bucks. All those big leaders of the world are in bed with me and like being in bed with me. I’m on very intimate terms wit’ all of them. Dis is a big plus ’cause I got them all in my hands.


So on da domestic front I’m all ’bout women’s rights and stuff and for international relations an’ foreign policy I’m a high class international workin’ gal who’s got all d’os guys in bed wi’d me.

So, for da campaign everybody can reject da two extremes of da far left Coffee Party or da far right Tea Party. Coffee, Tea, or Me? People will pick da liberated workin’ gal.

Coffee, Tea, or Hillary? Let’s put a international high class workin’ gal in da White House.

Hillary Clinton
send from my “Blackberry” or my “I phone,” I can’t recall which one I used.

Coffee, Tea, or Hillary 01

Think about the Clinton “Dynasty” ending while listening to this:

Hillary Clinton: Empty Skirt for President
Hillary’s Server Was Recently ‘Wiped Clean’
Entitled, Disingenuous Hillary Clinton Will Fund raise Only For Primaries
Hillary’s lawyer discloses she expunged her email server hard drive
Hillary, Benghazi, and Those Troublesome E-mails
Now Hillary Clinton is accused of DELETING all her emails from her private server – while under subpoena

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