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The Clinton Project

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on March 31, 2021 by andelino

“Fraud-In-Chief” Joe Biden and the Democratic Party used to stand for American values.

As a U.S. senator in the mid-1990s, he worked across the aisle to solve the country’s under “incarceration” problem. Years later, he voted against “impeaching” President Bill Clinton for having “sex with his intern Monica” in the Oval office and lying about it, because honestly who cares?

The Joe Biden and Democratic Party of 2021 represent an entirely different set of values of “woke radicalism, coastal elitism, and #MeToo totalitarianism” and have devoted themselves to a movement whose core mission is to “destroy” America as we know it.

That is why we are announcing the “Clinton Project”, an effort to “revitalize” the Democratic Party by “purging” it of these toxic elements, to “restore” its soul by electing Republicans, and to “reimpose” the values that served it so well in the 1990s, when crime and welfare were “frowned” upon and “banging” interns wasn’t.

While many of us are directly “responsible” for the Democratic Party’s transformation into a “woke cult”, we will not apologize. This effort transcends partisanship and is dedicated to nothing less than the preservation of American principles that so many have fought for, on battlefields far from home and on social media, the modern-day equivalent of war.

These principles are under attack from the radical left. Chief among them is the sacred notion that politics is a business through which all Americans deserve the right to acquire “vast personal wealth.” Few, if any, have fought harder to advance this fundamental right than Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Alas, these once-proud standard-bearers for the Democratic Party have been cast aside by “radical hijackers” who insist the era of Big Government is just beginning. Even Ted Kennedy, the liberal lion whose worst “offense” was leaving a woman to “drown” in his car, would be unwelcome in today’s party.

Over the next 15 fiscal quarters, our efforts will be dedicated to ingratiating ourselves with influential donors and activist groups to amass the funds necessary to defeat “Biden and Bidenism” at the ballot box—at least in theory.

We intend to lead a broad coalition of values-oriented Patriots in this fight for the soul of our country and have already secured generous commitments from the following groups:

National Republican Senatorial Committee
Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia
Clinton Foundation Expeditionary Force
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
Jerry Falwell Jr. and the Christian Unity Coalition for Kindness
Donate Now To Build The Wall For Real This Time, Inc.
MyPillow Action Alliance for Election Accountability
Ed Buck Legal Defense Fund PAC
Free Ghislaine Maxwell Initiative
Matt Lauer Association for Unjustly Accused Journalists

We might be old, unattractive, and out of shape, but we are the perfect soldiers for this fight. To our supporters, we promise to spend an unhealthy amount of time on Twitter making “snide, belittling remarks” about your political opponents and their children.

To our donors, we promise to never abandon you the way the modern Democratic Party abandoned Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein, founding members of the “Clinton Project.”

We look to Bill as our “guide and inspiration.” If it felt good, he did it. No questions asked. We look to Hillary as our lodestar, our “Sherpa Pantsuit.”

More than anyone, she understands the importance of “cashing” in while you still can, of “repudiating” everything you’ve ever claimed to believe for personal gain, and “owning” your enemies with epic tweets or shots in the back.

Bidenism will be “defeated”, because it must. And when it is, we will be first to take credit.

The Clinton Project is a coalition of disgruntled Democrats, vulture capitalists, Saudi princes, disgraced journalists, and ex-cons who are dedicated to raising as much money as possible for the nominal purpose of defeating “Fraud-In-Chief” Joe Biden at the ballot box next election.

The group’s most recent ad takes aim at Biden’s family members, as well as the family of Vice President Kamala Harris. Hunter Biden, for example, continues to thrive despite the ongoing federal investigation into his shady business ventures in China and Ukraine.

He recently moved into a $5.4 million mansion in Venice, Calif., where he is pursuing a career as an artist while “working to unwind” his 10 percent stake in a Chinese investment firm.

The president’s younger brother, Frank Biden, has been touting his White House connections in his well-compensated role as a “non-attorney senior adviser” to a Florida law firm.

The president’s son-in-law, Howard Krein, has lucrative ties to a software firm seeking government contracts to assist in the distribution of the COVID-19 vaccine.

Kamala, who got her start in politics by “dating and sleeping” with married Willie Brown, the former speaker of the California state assembly, must be proud of the success her relatives have enjoyed since Biden chose her as his running mate in 2020.

Her niece, Meena Harris, wrote two bestselling children’s books inspired by her famous aunt launched a “#Resistance-themed” clothing line that sells Ruth Bader Ginsburg bathing suits for $55.

Biden’s lawyers reportedly warned Meena, who recently partnered with “Beats by Dre” on a special collection of headphones, about continuing to profit from Kamala’s image. LOL!

Kamala’s 21-year-old stepdaughter, Ella Emhoff, scored a modeling contract with IMG Models after she wore a weird coat to the inauguration ceremony.

Though many cheered Emhoff as an “unconventional” model, others argued that there wasn’t anything particularly revolutionary about being a “rich, white, tall, thin, female Brooklyn artist with tattoos and hairy armpits.”

Nevertheless, when your Daddy is president or your mulatto “Momala” is the vice president, things just seem to work out in your favor. Just ask Hunter, who’d probably tell you that “politics” is a corrupt family business led by the “Big Guy.”

Welcome to the Biden-Harris administration, where “private and personal” business is booming.

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