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Bernie Sanders Softer Side

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on February 14, 2020 by andelino

While Senator Bernie Sanders is known mostly for his “thoughtful” and serious policy positions, the self-proclaimed “Democratic Socialist” has another, lesser known side.

Though hard for the “uninformed” low information voters to appreciate, Sanders’ adoring throngs of “Bernie-Bros” presciently see through his “gruff” exterior to his softer side; a side filled with “compassion and generosity” with other peoples money.

One of many stories Sanders told over his career to illustrate his “softer side” was when he confirmed that the Republican and Democratic parties are “alike” and reinforce his “support” for Cuba, Nicaragua and Venezuela.

The Senator’s “softer side” was clearly revealed in a 1972 interview when the then 31-year-old Sanders was “running” for governor of Vermont. During the interview, Sanders was asked whether it “bothered” him that some people referred to him as a “communist.”

Sanders responded, “I don’t mind people coming up and calling me a communist.” At least, they’re still “alive.” If I minded, they wouldn’t be.

Bernie no longer favors government takeover as “the major means of production.” But his four-decade quest for political “revolution” runs still through his blood vessels.

Bernie’s “generosity, patience and compassion” do, however, have their limits. The Sanders campaign knows that “compassion” alone cannot win a “revolution.” It must also be accompanied by violence.

The “violence,” nevertheless, is not to be unfettered. Bernie’s “compassion” could never allow that. Although whole cities must be burned to the ground if Sanders does not get the presidential nomination, a campaign field organizer did admit that campaign staff have been warned, if possible, to avoid some of the excesses of the “1917 Russian revolution.”

Bernie “softer side” was also observed when he took off his shirt at a party singing “This Land is Your Land” that culminated in drunken singing of “communist” songs with his Russian friends “celebrating” his honeymoon.

It is well understood among his campaign staff that if someone “annoys” Bernie such as Hillary Clinton, that person will have their hair set on fire in the street. Disagreeing with him will result in being forcibly sent to a re-education camp.

The crime of selfishly “owning” more houses than Bernie will be remedied either by renouncing ownership or execution. Finally, anyone greedy enough to have more “money” than him will be guillotined.

Bernie’s close Russian friend, Irina Alexandrovevskivich, understands that when government runs things, people are happier and better off. Long lines for “bread and gasoline” are good and people enjoy “lining” up for hours.

In stark contrast with Bernie, “angry” Chris Matthews with “tingling” running up both his legs stated that socialism does not work saying that “Reds Would Have Executions in Central Park!”

While praising Amy Klobuchar, Matthews said, “She had the guts to talk about the issue of this campaign, socialism. Some people like it. Those of us like me who grew up in the Cold War and saw some aspects of it after visiting places like Vietnam, Cuba, being there, I’ve seen what socialism is. I don’t like it. It’s not only not free. It doesn’t freaking work.”

He continued, “I have my own views of the word socialist, and I’ll be glad to share them with you in private. They go back to the early 1950s. I have an attitude about them. I remember the Cold War. I have an attitude towards Castro. I believe if Castro and the Reds had won the Cold War, there would have been executions in Central Park. And I would have been one of the ones executed, and certain other people would be there cheering. So, I have a problem with people for the other side. I don’t know what Bernie means by socialism. One week it’s Denmark. We’re going to be like Denmark. I’m like that’s harmless, a capitalist program with a lot of good social programs.”

He concluded, scared of feeling the bern, “That’s a great question, what did you think of Castro? We all thought he was great at first. I was cheering like mad for him when he first came in, and then he became a Communist and started shooting every one of his enemies.”

Where was Matthews during all the years since his mentor, Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan was concerned about American “intelligentsia” defining deviancy down? Thanks for getting “worried” about your own well-being, Chris!

Be Bold and Courageous

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on November 26, 2019 by andelino

Having tried and failed with every attempt to “remove” President Trump from office, Democrats enlisted the “bold and courageous” Rep. Eric Swalwell to demonstrate their ultimate “anti-Trump” weapon.

The Democrat Congressman helping lead the charge for “impeachment” was being interviewed by Chris Matthews on his “Hardball” program when Eric released a massive “fart” live on air.

The “flatulence” experience was so satisfying that Chris and Eric both reported having “thrills” running down their legs.

It appears Eric Smelwell studied Spleen in the movie “Mystery Men”  to develop his “gaseous” weapon against evildoer ”Bad Orange Man” and sharing his farting power with like minded Chris Matthews.

Now that Rep. Smelwell has dropped a “hardball” in his pants, Chris Matthews might want to change the name of his program to something “softer and less spherical.”

“You can’t dispute the infrared” — Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) November 19, 2019

Democrat vs. Socialist

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on August 15, 2015 by andelino

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In a recent MSNBC “interview,” Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz couldn’t “explain” the difference between a Democrat and a Socialist.

This seems to have become a “problematic” meme for DNC chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Her party’s second-most “visible” candidate, Bernie Sanders, describes himself as a “democratic socialist,” a hot-button term from which many mainstream Democrats seek to “distance” themselves.

Asked by MSNBC’s Chris (Tingling) Matthews to “describe” if there is any “difference,” Wasserman Schultz was unable to explain it, instead focusing on the obvious “distinctions” between her party and the Republicans.

NBC’s “Meet the Press” moderator Chuck Todd “pressed” the DNC chairwoman with that same “exact” question and she once again failed to explain the difference.

Of course, while the “difference” is actually quite simple to explain — see here — it poses a problem for DWS because “agreeing” that Dems are different from democratic “socialists” would outright suggest Sanders does not “belong” in her party’s primary.

Fast forward, “neither” could young college students in the video from Campus Reform explain the “difference.”

Socialists completely agree: “There is no difference.”

In fact, they just released a video “claiming” that they can see at least “5 ways America is already socialist.” Posted on Facebook, it has collected almost 9 million views in just 9 days.

WARNING: head-exploding content unless you are a “socialist” or a “low-information” voter.

These are possibly the 5 best “sentences” you’ll ever read. Unfortunately, most “liberal” voters don’t know these.

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them; and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Socialism is a philosophy of failure,
the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy,
its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”
Winston Churchill

Stimulus Package

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on May 10, 2015 by andelino
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If Reggie loves my “Stimulus Package” so will you.

Did you ever ask yourself if your “Stimulus Package” is big enough? Do you feel insecure about the “pork” in your portfolio? Do you want to stop your “John” from shrinking at the most embarrassing moments?

It is finally possible with the “Stimulus Package” enlargement. You can become a “lean, mean and fierce” stimulating machine in just days! Satisfy your community’s dream of being a representative with a massive “Stimulus Package.”

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Enhance, enlarge and up size your “Stimulus Package” today! Stop settling for second best, get your huge “Stimulus Package” now!

Recent “discoveries” in social science have shown that, like everything else that the government touches, “Stimulus Packages” can grow beyond its “current” size and last long in a “fossilized” state when fully stimulated.

Forget the old, flexible, trickle-down “Stimulus Package” of the past!

The new “Stimulus Package” will penetrate your community from the “bottom up,” distributing satisfaction equally for everybody.

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Unlike tax cuts, the “Stimulus Package” delivers results that are “instant and permanent.” This is why nine out of ten TV “economists” call this life-changing product a breakthrough in the history of “stimulus” enlargement.

“Stimulus” growth, as we know it, will never be the same.

In a recent survey by the New York Times, 67% of all voters admitted that they are “unhappy” with the size of their “Stimulus Package.”

Voters view politicians with larger “Stimulus Packages” as being more electable and capable to deliver “pork” to their districts. An overall larger “Stimulus Package” also means a larger distribution area, which “stimulates” more taxpayers, resulting in a more “pleasurable” experience for both you and your community.

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And it turns out that “Socialism” is what the Republicans consider so “sinful and shameful!”

Honestly! How can they say that about the “Stimulus Package” so powerful and enticing that we can literally “share” it with everyone in the world?

You indeed can have the Obama related “gratifying” experience. In fact this is how Democrats intended it to be taken, “like a man.” So drop those drawers, bend over and take it like a “party” man. Dont worry, the “jizz” makes a fine lube.

Here are some personal “Stimulus Package” testimonials…

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Harry Reid: I had a weak “Stimulus Package” and I badly wanted to make it bigger and more manageable. Being cheap, I tried tax hikes and government regulations first. After years of no results I realized that the problem was with the markets, which are suited more for businesses, rather than politicians. I was about to give up when I came across Obama’s “Stimulus Package” enlargement. I did not notice much of a change for the first two weeks and felt let down, but in the third week my “Stimulus Package” already looked bigger. After about six weeks it had grown about 30%! Me and my fellow senators couldn’t believe it. My power to control erections seemed to increase as well.

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Barney Frank: Voters always laughed at the size of my “reputation,” but then I discovered “Stimulus Package.” I quickly gained a reputation that made voters “scream.” It grew 50% in just one week and I am a “changed” man. It’s so large my constituents couldn’t get their “mouth” around it, but were still enthusiastically accepting a “oozing” load of warm “jizz” to the face with a smile.

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Charles Schumer: The voters went “wild and crazy” once they saw the size of my “Stimulus Package. I love how they say I “got” pork. I love multiple media “orgasms.” Forget about fake enthusiasm, my “Stimulus Package” will keep it strong, firm, and long-lasting.

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Chris Dodd: You will be absolutely amazed when you see your “Stimulus Package” gradually becoming larger and larger, right before your eyes! Nothing compares to the feeling of having a larger “Stimulus Package.” I don’t know where my career would’ve been without my “Stimulus Package!”

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Joe Biden: Like many other politicians, I was not happy with the unpredictable “Stimulus Package” and my voters shared my view. I always wanted it to be “bigger” and more controllable. I spent many years and “taxpayer” dollars looking for a safe and effective “method” till I finally found something that worked. Before the “Stimulus Package” hit the market I was just “limping” along and envious of those with a stiff “Stimulus Package.” Now I can say I’m “popping” tall with my wood.

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John Boehner: With the use of the “Stimulus Package” I have noticed a “decrease” in production and “increase” of entitlements. No longer are we a “producing” nation! Soon all the money “amassed” will go straight to the collective to be “redistributed” to the masses! With the help of Obama’s “Stimulus Package,” Obama’s “Wealth Spread,” and Obama’s “Snake Oil Ointment” will be so huge that no one will be able to “handle” it! Thanks, Mr. President. Gosh I’m glad I “voted” for you!

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Chris Matthews: After watching Obama’s speech he “allayed” all my fears, telling me to relax, exhorting me to accept the “Stimulus Package” in its entirety as it was my “patriotic” duty. While it “hurt” at first, the “pain” was sharp and swift, but quickly “dissipated” and ultimately the whole thing proved to be very “gratifying and rewarding,” especially with the compensating joys of “ObamaCare.” After taking the “Stimulus Package” MSNBC’s Chris Matthews did noted some “side” effects, reporting the “tingling” feeling in his legs got “worse” whenever Obama spoke again.

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Nancy Pelosi: The “Stimulus Package” makes me regret I’m not a “man” and will never be able to have the Obama related “gratifying and rewarding” experience described. I guess I can’t have the “cake and eat it too.” It’s an outrage not being “egalitarian” in nature. The size of the “Stimulus Package,” however, is everything when it comes to “impress” voters. The best way to keep them happy is with a “personal” try out. It also provides a longer lasting, more “satisfying” elections.

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Richard Trumka: I am not an “economist,” I am just a Union boss who was “unhappy” with the size of my “Stimulus Package.” I am now the talk of the town, keeping my members “amazed” by the bulge in my “pocket” that grows larger and larger. It was a “miracle!” In just a few short weeks I felt like my “Stimulus Package” had swelled tremendously. Suddenly my “Stimulus Package” was just as big as all the other “Union” guys.

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Reggie Love: The first time I saw the “Stimulus Package,” I must confess I couldn’t help feeling a little “intimidated” by its immense size. I worried about the “pain” I might suffer from something that “huge.” It’s so big I can’t even put both “hands” around it! What if it ended up “crippling” me for life, leaving me to live the rest of my years “limping” about in excruciating agony? So now I’ll just “bend” over, close my “eyes,” and think of Barack and Michelle “snuggled” together in their bed in the White House. Of his mother-in-law “snoring” just down the hall. Of the girls’ “new” puppy. Of my “mortgage and gas” all paid for. Yes, I can accept it, every bit of it, oh yes . . . I . . . can!

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Michael Sam: I didn’t really believe Obama when I first heard about the “Stimulus Package” but decided, “what the heck? I’ve always had a small “Stimulus Package” and often wished I had a bigger one. So I swallowed my “pride” and joined the enlargement team. I’m still trying to “make” it in the NFL and earn enough money to pay for my Obama cell phone, IPod downloads, lottery tickets and “smokes,” you know, the essentials, but suddenly it seemed like I had just as much “money” as those stupid guys who didn’t “drop” out of school. As long as the “Stimulus Package” is available I’m livin’ large and well beyond my youthful “dreams and desires!”

WARNING: Democratic “Bi-Stimulus Packages” may be required in certain areas of New York, Washington D.C. and San Francisco.

If the “Stimulus Package” stays fossilized for more than “four” years, contact a “Republican” representative in your area.

Check with your “doctor” to make sure you are “healthy” enough before enlarging your “Stimulus Package.”

88% of women agree: “Size Does Matter!”

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I have to say this “Stimulus Package” reminds me at the good old days under slick willy “Casanova” Bill Clinton.


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