First there was the “camel toe” issue.
Then along came the “whale tale.”
Then we had the “T-back,” followed by the “V-back.”
Welcome to the “C-String,” also known as the strapless G-String. First introduced in 2007 in Las Vegas, the “C-String” is held in place with a double sided adhesive.
The C-String is an exciting underwear innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to muffin tops, visible panty lines and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new “freedom.”
The barely-there lingerie has been around for a few years and clamps on to your “nether region” in lieu of a thong, like an underwire bra that you wear in your crotch area.
The C-String can be worn alone under all your favorite clothes: Dresses, Skirts, Jeans, Swimwear, Lingerie and is reusable and washable.
It can also double up as a “headband, eye patch, one ear muffin, spoon or reversible flatulent hole cover” depending on your mood.
It can be yours for the low, low price of $24.
However, as Dr. Lisa Masterson warns, “I love options for women, but still thongs are very bad for women, because the rectal bacteria can still wick up…and I think this would do a lot of sliding and contribute to bladder infections.”
According to Alice Smellie this is the stuff of nightmares…