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False Preachers

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on September 6, 2017 by andelino

Protests has been suffering of late. Several of our more religious comrades have been conscripted into the “Heavenly Screeners and Bouncers Group.” This is a noble task and worthwhile in every respect.

But these vacancies must be filled. The application process is now open for “Race Baiters, Color Extortionists and Shameless Self Promoters.” We must fill these vacancies.

Civil Rights activist Rev. Jesse Jackson said this week that the Electoral College “must come down” and warned that President Trump may have trouble making it into “Heaven” because of his views on immigrants.

Jackson said that Trump demands people “speak English, be qualified and have a job skill,” the Daily Wire reported.

“Jesus would not qualify to come in Trump’s country, he would not qualify to get into Jesus’ kingdom,” Jackson said, going on to quote the Book of Matthew’s passage about helping the underprivileged.

He also called for reminders of the Confederacy to be “removed” from public view, adding that “the statues must come down.”

“The electoral college must come down,” Jackson added, saying it “interferes” with the ability for one “man to have one vote” in a democracy.

In the late 1990s, Jackson however “praised” then-businessman Donald Trump on “multiple” occasions.

As this smuggled YouTube video proves, Joel Osteen is completely “unworthy” to fill any position in the “Heavenly Screeners and Bouncers Group” openings.

Thank you in advance, Jesse and Joel. We appreciate your stepping up in our time of need.

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