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Hypocrite Hillary

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on July 9, 2017 by andelino

Hillary Clinton tells the “suck ups” in the audience at the sexist “Women in the World” gathering that she is “doing pretty well, all things considered.”

If she means that she’s not in “prison for life” or under “death penalty investigation for espionage and treason” and filthy rich to “boast as a result of her crimes,” who could argue.

Instead of being in “jail” she’s getting paid to “whine” to a bunch of sycophantic “morons” about losing “despite” her best efforts to “cheat and steal” her way into the White House.

Clinton plays the “sympathy card” saying the aftermath of the election was “so devastating that everything that has come to light in the days and weeks since has been also, troubling.” 

She must be “talking” about the Democrats, led by Susan Rice and Caliph Obama “spying” on her opponent.

Yeah, Clinton, that’s got to “bother” her almost as much as Donna Brazile “feeding” her debate questions or her husband “meeting” Loretta Lynch in her airplane for some “last minute negotiations.”

Troubling is “hardly” a strong enough characterization, “outrageous” would be better.

Clinton revealed that she had been taking a lot of “long walks in the woods,” probably meeting up with “Russian agents” after learning that email isn’t the most “secure way to sell government secrets.”

“So, I’m okay,” she says, “as a person I’m okay. As an American, I’m pretty worried.”

The woman who laid all of our “secrets” open to every nation around the world “claims” to be concerned about future “instances” of Russian hacking.

She bases it on the “false” narrative that she’s pitching as the “real reason she lost.”

It’s not because she’s a “crook” who destroyed everything she touched and “sold” out her nation, it’s because Russia “released” her emails, the same thing she did to America.

It’s no big “deal” when Hillary does it, but Putin is “evil incarnate” when he’s “falsely” accused.

She says she “believes” what Putin wanted to do was sow “distrust and confusion,” as well as “influence” elections. That’s the job “She, Obama and CNN” were doing. Is she now “worried” about “foreign” competition?

Old hag Hillary “brags” that she’s knows Putin very well and has “sat” with him before, calling him somebody who “plays” the long game.

Perhaps he’ll be back in 2020 for more “illegal” American uranium if Clinton should “run” and win in 2020, or is “working” with the Podesta brothers on some “banking and energy” sector deals.

She claims that people ask “why” Putin would do such a thing to her, the “fake” election meddling, not the “bribes” for the uranium.

Clinton explained, “I don’t think it’s too complicated, he had his desire to destabilize us and others and, you know he’s not exactly fond of strong women, so you add that together and that’s pretty much what it means.”

Putin may not be fond of “treasonous” women who  sell out their country for “personal” profit, or older, unattractive “globalist” women like Hillary, but not “strong” women.

His Foreign Ministry Spokesperson, Maria Zakharova, is “quite” strong. She’d eat Hillary for “lunch” and have the intestinal “fortitude” to choke back the overwhelming “gag” reflex.

She demonstrates that “strength” regularly, most recently in warning CNN  and the US media about the “fake” Russia news you always repeat.

Another “strong” woman, Irina Rodnina, an MP from Vladimir Putin’s United Russia party and a triple Olympic champion figure-skater, took on Caliph Obama by “posting” a picture of him being “tempted” by a banana.

Putin didn’t seem too “intimidated” or put off by her strength in “challenging” the American Muslim “usurper.”

It’s probably just a simple matter of “revulsion,” Hillary. Even a former KGB agent finds you “disgusting.”

A producer at the “Women in the World” event had an “awkward” moment when he was “caught” in the spotlight helping “frail” Hillary onto the stage.

The “backstage” assistant could be seen with his “hand” on Clinton’s back “pushing” her onto the stage and “pointing” her in which direction to “walk” to get to her position.

Hillary “gingerly” walked across the stage to “greet” Samantha Bee, who introduced her, letting out hearty “barks” while negotiating the riser.

Moments later, Clinton “conquered” the single step before “plunging” into the seat.

All that’s left “now” is to be being “hung, drawn and quartered.”

Mr. President, I’m sorry.
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Women in Berets

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on May 29, 2017 by andelino

As Hillary Clinton returned to her “Resistance Warrior” role as one of the more “visible and key” George Soros pawns spreading “dissent and subversion” throughout the nation, she gave a “commencement address” at the liberal all women “Wellesley College” where she graduated from in 1969.

She returned to the familiar “poor mistreated me” line of discussion, saying that things didn’t “really go as she planned” in the last election.

The same holds “true” for most Trump supporters, who “expected” her to be in “prison or at least under indictment by now.”

Instead she’s out running her “disgusting” mouth when she should be “thankful” President Trump hasn’t “yet” encouraged  Attorney General Sessions to “reopen” her case.

His “failure” to do so is a “mystery” and  a major “disappointment” to many of his ardent supporters but it’s not good enough for “old hag” Hillary.

Instead she’s “poking” the bear, describing how she’s now able to take long “walks in the woods, organizing her closets and get drunk on Chardonnay. “

That’s an apparent “reference” to the bathroom closet she used as a location for her now-confiscated “bootleg server” which was the location for storing “stolen” US government documents.

Why would she bring that “up and invite” an investigation? It’s as if she’s “taunting” President Trump, “daring” him to do something about her “criminality” and James Comey “complicity” letting her off.

She gave some “background” on her college days, “comparing” President Trump to then-President Nixon, who, “unlike her husband, was never accused of rape, was never impeached and didn’t molest interns and have affairs in the Oval Office.”

Still this “arrogant” witch, who has more ”felonies” hanging over her head than Wellesley “has students,” had the nerve to “denounce and belittle” President Trump.

She then projected today’s “issues” upon the 60s and 70s, which was largely another “lie.”

The “unrest” was about the Vietnam War and the “casualties,” that much is true and some “instances” the response of the government, let to some “protests.”

There were some “feminist” issues and some “racial” civil rights issues, but there were no “discussions” as she falsely claims of “religious minorities” or whether “immigrants” would ever be treated with “dignity and respect.”

Religious minorities, to the limited degree they “existed” was not even a topic. As for “illegal” aliens, they likewise were a “rarity.”

They kept the fact that they were “illegal” secret, understanding that they would be “sent back” to where they belong if they were “discovered.”

There was no “presumption,” as Clinton and her ilk “pretend” there to be these days, that “illegal’s” would remain in the US.

She “falsely” claimed that the presidency of Richard Nixon ended in “disgrace” for obstruction of justice. Nixon was never “impeached,” he resigned.

Maybe she’s getting him “confused” with her husband, Bill Clinton, who was “impeached” for one count of “perjury” and one of “obstruction of justice.”

The “informed” graduates of esteemed Wellesley “roared” with thunderous “approval” in their liberal “idiocy,” as the faculty “nodded” in approval, either “ignorant” themselves or “complicit” once again in typical liberal “distortion of the truth.”

Grandma Hillary then continued the “bizarre” speech by addressing the “history majors” in particular, saying, “When people in power invent their own facts and attack those who question them, it can mark the beginning of the end of a free society.”

If those in power “sell access, government secrets and skim cash for their foundations,” it’s not a problem.

That’s “just” a Clinton “being” Clinton.

There’s something about women in berets…

Who wore the beret better, Hillary 0r Monica?

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Champion for Girls

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on March 13, 2017 by andelino

Girls Inc., a group that claims it helps to “give confidence to girls” gave a “champion for girls” award to Hillary Clinton at a New York luncheon.

One woman who doesn’t feel “championed” by Clinton, Juanita Broaddrick, tore into her over the “unwarranted” recognition.

Broaddrick, who has accused Bill Clinton of “sexually” assaulting her in 1978, said, “It is difficult for me, a rape survivor of Bill Clinton, to understand how Hillary Clinton could be given the ‘2017 Champion for Girls Award’ from Girls Inc.”

“Hillary was never a champion for the women her husband abused. She was the opposite. She threatened and humiliated us,” Broaddrick said, referring to Paula Jones and Kathleen Willey, as well.

“The leaders of this young women’s group should be ashamed of their actions. By giving this award to Hillary Clinton, they are implying enablers of sexual abuse crimes should not be held accountable.”

“The truth is, life hands all of us setbacks,” Clinton told the audience, which began chuckling.

“I’ve had my ups and my downs. In the last months, I’ve done my share of sleeping, a little soul-searching and reflecting, long walks in the woods,” she said.

Teen Vogue, a publication “singled” out by Clinton for the “quality” of its journalism, fawned over Hillary’s appearance.

“No one wears a pantsuit quite like Hillary Clinton. From the purple ensemble she wore during her concession speech to the blue pantsuit she chose for her very first post-election speech, Hillary makes powerful statements with each garment she chooses.”

During the luncheon speech in honor of “A Day Without a Woman” she wore a bright “red” pantsuit in “solidarity” with the initiative.

The twice “failed” presidential candidate sported a “strange” new hairdo. It looked as though her “wig” was on backwards. Pretty shabby for $600 haircuts!

Hillary has “clung” onto Bill Clinton like no “other” Washington DC politician.

She is a “zero” without Bill, and barely “anything” with him. Her “hubris” causes everything she touches to “turn bad.”

The sad part is that she really believed that she was the “most well qualified candidate ever” but couldn’t “beat” Trump despite having the bulk of the “lying” mainstream media spouting non-stop “propaganda” for her for well over a year.

Imagine the “beating” The Donald would have “laid” on her with an “even” field. Hillary is a two-time “loser” who is hated by most of the American “electorate.”

She is “unlikeable, deceitful, arrogant, and corrupt.” She will “never” be the president.

It is frightening how “deep” and complete the Clinton “corruption” actually is. And still their supporters “don’t seem to care,” which is the most “frightening” part of all.

Hillary likes girls. Just “ask” Huma Abedin. Although she “ditched” Huma when the FBI found her “files” on Weiner’s laptop, Huma went from “senior adviser” to “one of my staff.”

Hillary is a “criminal.” She and many of her staff (both political & Foundation) should be “indicted” under RICO statutes.

The “Clinton Crime Syndicate” is a terrible thing for America. The Clintons seem to believe they are “royalty,” deserving to rule by “virtue” of birth.

They are “sick, narcissistic, deceitful and greedy. I pray they go to “prison” for the rest of their “grifter” lives.

And here I thought Girls Inc. would give the award to “Planned Parenthood” for all of the “unborn” girls that they “murdered”…guess Hillary just “won” out over them.

Trump’s Muslim Ban

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on February 1, 2017 by andelino


Iran on Saturday “condemned” the U.S. visa ban against Tehran and “six” other majority Muslim countries as an “open affront against the Muslim world and the Iranian nation” and vowed to retaliate.

Saudi Arabia will continue to “block” US Citizens to visit on “tourist” visas.


Libya, Yemen and other countries are vowing to “stop” American tourists from “visiting” their countries.


Americans are for the time being still “welcome” to come to the UK unless you are on the “ban” list, although I’ve heard wearing a “burqa” gets you waved straight through customs with no “visa” checks.


Remember to say to as many people in the airport as possible “Islam is a religion of peace” and you should be “allowed” in no problem.


If they ask “how many heads have you chopped off” it’s not a trick question, it’s just for their “records,” as in moderate Britain, “decapitation” is not a reason for refusing “entry” to the county.


Upsetting UK “Muslims” is the only “surefire” way to guarantee entry “refusal.”

Well, disappointing to “lose” my deposit on our Yemeni “beachfront” condo. Last year a “drone” strike and now this.


Spring Break “just isn’t going to be the same.”

This “madness” must be stopped! Sadly, the correct “understanding” of multi-cultural and multi-gender “equality” among the toiling masses is at an “all-time low.”


I hope Air force One  has “retractable” balls or it’s going to be a “painful” landing unless they are made of “solid brass.”

It seems Barack the “Weak and Feckless” has been replaced by Donald the “Bold Warrior.”


Onward to “stamp out” Islamic hegemony! Let the great patriotic “War Part III” begin.

Bill Clinton is a “racist and bigoted” Trump lover judging from this short clip. Who knew? Is anything “sacred” anymore?

The “correct” answer is, of course, that this “truth” is no longer deemed current.



Hillary Clinton Inaugural

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on January 10, 2017 by andelino


In a “stunning” announcement Bill and Hillary Clinton “revealed” they will not attend the “swearing in” of Donald J. Trump as 45th President of the United States taking place on “January 20, 2017.”

Due to a recently “discovered” article in the “Twelfth Amendment” of the United States Constitution Hillary Clinton will “become” the next president of the United States, “not” Donald Trump.

The article came to the “attention” of Democrats while they were in a Harrisburg, Pennsylvania Starbucks “drowning” their sorrows in cappuccino lattes after a judge “quashed” their recount petitions.


Barista Al Franken excitedly “rushed” over to their table holding the “Twelfth Amendment,” with Cappuccino Manager Harry Reid “close behind.

A “footnote” in tiny print at the “bottom” of the document read:

“Whereas, the candidate who receives an absolute majority of electoral votes normally wins the presidency; the winner may be considered the candidate who first reaches a threshold number of electoral votes determined by fair-minded and objective citizens.”

Democrats immediately contacted “fair-minded and objective” news reporters at CNN, MSNBC, the New York Times and the Washington Post, who agreed “unanimously” that 100 votes was “the magic threshold number” sufficient to declare the “winner on Election Day.


After careful tracking of “electoral” votes as they were coming in that evening, it was “determined” that Hillary Clinton reached “100 electoral votes” before Donald Trump did.

“The electoral vote count should have stopped at that point,” Democrats pointed out.

“The fact that Trump eventually achieved 306 electoral votes should not have mattered,” they added.

Mainstream media outlets immediately “broadcasted” this stunning revelation, followed by “commentary” and analysis by the usual news “hounds”:

Wolf Blitzer: “I knew it in my gut!”
Rachel Maddow: “You go, gurrl!”
Chris Cuomo: “Magnificent!”
George Stephanopoulos: “Whew!”
Mika Brzezinski: “I predicted it.”
Bill O’Reilly: “I predicted it first.”
Megyn Kelly: “Woo-hoo!”
George Will: “My bow tie is ready.”
Charles Krauthammer: “Mine too, George.”
Glen Beck: “Let’s go, guys.”

The “next step” is for the Harrisburg document to be “authenticated” by experts.

Should it prove “genuine”, the Supreme Court will then review “videotapes” of electoral votes as they were “tallied” on election night to “confirm” that Hillary Clinton did “indeed” reached 100 electoral votes “before” Donald Trump did.

In the meantime, the Supreme Court “declared” that Clinton can legally be considered “Interim” president of the United States.


Speaking for the Court, Justice “Wise Latina” Sotomayor averred that there is no need to “formally concur” that 100 electoral votes is “the magic threshold number” because it came from “reporters” at CNN, MSNBC, the New York Times and the Washington Post, whose “integrity” is beyond reproach.

Based on this “discovery” the Clinton’s will host their official “Inaugural” at their Chappaqua home in Westchester County, New York.


The mainstream media has “promised” the Clinton to get extensive “coverage” in part because “entertainment” personalities will be there to “keep” the guests amused.

George Soros: Will attend but the grim reaper prevented Fidel Castro from doing so.

Ellen DeGeneres: Dressed in black and sporting a pompadour wig, Ellen will use a sock puppet during her act, whose details she has declined to disclose except that the rating is expected to be XXX with Bill Clinton getting a front row seat.

Cher Bono: Her lips are puffed up from the latest round of plastic surgery, so she will thankfully not sing. Instead, Cher will do a charades skit wearing hot pants, black boots, and a see-thru blouse without a bra to serenade Bill Clinton in the front seat.

Miley Cyrus: Miley will appear as Hannah Montana. She will wear a skimpy pajama outfit as she brays into a phallic-looking microphone, which she will lick suggestively while looking at Bill Clinton seated in the front row.

Lena Dunham: Will reenact her Christmas show dressed up as a naked “mermaid” in the hope Bill Clinton will rape her so she can get pregnant and have the long awaited abortion she wished she had in order to better understand the stigma surrounding the issue.

Alec Baldwin: The Saturday Night Live buffoon will reprise his skit impersonating Donald Trump. Alec has agreed to waive his usual $1,400 fee provided Bill Clinton hands over a couple of Playboy bunnies for a “private” performance.

Chris Cuomo: Chris will appear dressed as his CNN colleague Wolf Blitzer in a Santa outfit. Chris will mumble incoherently before singing old-time favorites such as “O Sole Mio,” “Che Sara, Sara,” “Tanto Cara,” and “Where are my car keys?”

Bernie Sanders: Sanders will perform a dance of his own creation, “The Bern,” to thank the Clintons for his new Vermont lakefront home, where he will vacation with his wife Jane when not busy voting with Senate Democrats to rip off American taxpayers.


Michelle Obama: Michelle will open the “festivities” with her performance act “The Crabs and How to bind your Manhood.”



To conclude the “festivities” the Clinton’s have arranged a huge “pyrotechnic laser” show to let everyone know that Hillary will run “again” in 2020 with Minnesota Congressman Keith M. Ellison, a “black” Muslim, as Vice President, a potentially “unbeatable” Muslim combination.


The Symphony of the “Democratic Media Complex” will be performing at the Inaugural. Musician openings for the following “seats” are currently available:

7th through 10th chair violins of “violence”
8th through 9th chair violas of “vengeance”
6th chair cello of “chaos”
5th chair trumpet of “terror”
6th chair trombone of “trauma”
4th chair oboe of “obedience”
3rd chair bassoon of “blasphemy”
Contrabassoon of “hatred”
Drum Master “ensnare”

Please “submit” your C.V. to Brian Stelter, c/o the “Clinton News Network” no later  than January 3, 2017.


A steady “beat” of Marxist “invective” commentaries will be “provided” by MSNBC “luminaries”:

Peter Alexander, Mika Brzezinski, Robert Costa, Jose Diaz-Balart, Josh Barro, Richard Engel, Willie Geist, Tamron Hall, Mark Halperin, Chris Hayes, John Heilemann, Hugh Hewitt, Amy Holmes, Kasie Hunt, Hallie Jackson, Jack H. Jacobs, Chris Jansing, Ezra Klein, Steve Kornacki, Trymaine Lee, Richard Lui, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Mark McKinnon, Ari Melber, Craig Melvin, Andrea Mitchell, Ayman Mohyeldin, Betty Nguyen, Kelly O’Donnell, Lawrence O’Donnell, Cal Perry, JJ Ramberg, Joy-Ann Reid, Thomas Roberts, Eugene Robinson, Stephanie Ruhle, Joe Scarborough, Steve Schmidt, Al Sharpton, Jacob Soboroff, Kate Snow, Olivia Sterns, Chuck Todd, Katy Tur, Ali Velshi, Nicolle Wallace, Kristen Welker, Brian Williams, Alex Witt.

Dirty Lying Tricks

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on November 2, 2016 by andelino


Disturbing isn’t it? Soros owned voting machines capable of fraud in 16 states, Soros funded dirty tricks committing voter fraud, with direct ties to the Clinton campaign.

Remember when people used to be “outraged” over such things? Didn’t “dirty tricks” like that once bring a President down?


The Nixon “Committee to Re-elect the President” (CREEP), a private non-governmental entity, had used “funds from its coffers” to pay for, and later cover-up, “dirty tricks”. – Conservapedia

Of course, as people“love” to remind you, it wasn’t the “dirty tricks” themselves that brought Nixon down it was the “cover-up” because lying is “worse than the actions themselves,” or something.

Of course that was before “campaign finance laws” made such “dirty tricks” illegal for Republicans.

Not that “legality” means much to lyin’ Bill “Slick Willy” Clinton.



Not that “legality” means much to “lyin’” Hillary Clinton.


Hillary, like Bob Creamer, worshiped at the knee of “Alinsky” who’s basic tenet was “the ends justify the means.”

Bob Creamer trained his “acolyte” Larry Foval, in that “ideology”:

“Bob Creamer is diabolical and I love him for it. I have learned so much from that man over the last twenty years, I can’t even tell you. And he calls me to be his firefighter a lot of the time, because there are people who in our movement will not do what it takes to get shit done. And I’m not that person. I’m the one they send when everything has gone to shit. And so he spends a lot of time on the phone with my boss asking me to go places that I don’t wish to go.”


In other words, there are no “tricks so dirty” that they can’t find someone working for Hillary “willing to do them.”

“It’s a pretty easy thing for Republicans to say, ‘Well, they’re bussing people in!’ Well, you know what? We’ve been bussing people in to deal with you fuckin’ assholes for fifty years, and we’re not going to stop now. We’re just going to find a different way to do it. So, I mean I grew up with that idea. They used to bus people out to Iowa. If they needed people there we’d bus people out to Iowa. – Larry Foval.”

Poor “Tricky” Dick Nixon, driven from office for “lying” about 18 minutes of a “tape” recording.


While Hillary’s pretty much been “lying and deleting” with impunity since 1973.


I think she’s earned her place in “history” right next to President Nixon.


Sayonara Senorita!

And don’t forget to write.


What difference at this point does it make?



Do you really want to elect a president who has so much contempt for the people who protect her life?
Hillary’s Rages

Defcon 1

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on October 29, 2016 by andelino


Red alert, the 150 year “revolution” is in “grave” danger.

This is quite a change from Michael’s earlier stand.


5 Reasons Why Trump Will Win | MICHAEL MOORE

Chelsea Victoria Clinton is the “only child” of former U.S. President Bill Clinton and former U.S. Secretary of State and 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.


Here she is reading a “bedtime” story to Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky.


Meanwhile, Bill Clinton’s “banished” son, Danney Lee Williams Jr., “illegitimately” fathered with his mother, Bobbie Ann Williams,  said:

“I believe Hillary found out about me and told my dad I would ruin her chances of being in the White House. I feel she cut him off from being in my life. But going forward, I hope that at least I can get to know all of them and that my kids can get to know them, Bill and Hillary and Chelsea and their kids. I have three girls, two boys from three to 14, and they always are asking who their grandfather is. I’ve been trying to get my dad to acknowledge me for years. I wrote him at least 20 to 30 letters and I tried him by Facebook and Twitter. He has blocked me from Facebook and never replied. I wish I was called Bill Clinton Jr. and I pray that one day I can change my name to Danny Lee Clinton. I feel my dad loves me and wants to acknowledge me.”

I wouldn’t be “surprised” to learn that  “Slick Willy” has more “nigglets” running around.

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