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Political Self Defense

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on August 27, 2021 by andelino

Op-Ed by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America

Very unfair what is happening to Andrew Cuomo, Democrat governor of the Great State of New York. We’ve had our disagreements in the past, but I know a Witch Hunt when I see one (Russia, Russia, Russia!). I hear the Radical Left wants to impeach him, just like Crazy Nancy and Cryin’ Chuck tried to impeach Trump. I survived, twice, and so can Governor Cuomo.

If I were advising the Governor, I would tell him to look into the massive fraud in Queens County Forensic audit? Where are the servers? Regarding impeachment, I would tell him to “relax.” He is not so different from me. We’re proud New Yorkers. We’ve been accused of “literally killing people.” We’re admired for our good looks and sexual prowess, a powerful gift that also can be a curse. We’ve been targeted by false accusations, attacked by “lightweight” politicians in our own party.

For many years, I thought crooked Hillary Clinton was the most corrupt politician in America. That was before I learned about New York Attorney General Letitia James. Like her phony Trump investigations, the AG’s so-called “report” on the Governor has all the markings of a Witch Hunt. Many of these women, for example, are simply too ugly to be “harassed.” They lie because they want money or attention. I’m sure Andrew would agree.

The key to surviving a Democrat Impeachment Hoax is, in my experience, having done absolutely nothing wrong in the first place. Imagine my surprise that Crazy Nancy and “the Squad” would waste everyone’s time over one of the most beautiful phone calls ever made. Even the Ukrainian president said it was PERFECT. Acquitted for life! Rich people like to say the first million dollars is the hardest; it gets much easier after that. The same could be said about impeachment. The second time was a distraction from the rigged election that I won by A LOT. Acquitted for life, again!

I have a long history of opposing perverts in New York, but it saddens me to see Governor Cuomo being compared to real scumbags like Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner. First and foremost, he did nothing wrong! The losers and haters who want to impeach him are the same Radical Left Democrats who tried to impeach me. They won’t succeed, but even if they do, I hereby pledge to fully pardon the Governor for all crimes—past, present, and future—as soon as I am reinstated as legitimate commander in chief of this wonderful Country.

Donald J. Trump is an Ivy League graduate, successful business magnate, and 45th president of the United States. He is arguably the “most successful leader” in American history, apart from MAYBE Abraham Lincoln, based on what people are saying. 

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Least Influential People

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 7, 2017 by andelino


The “Least Influential People Of 2016” is a comprehensive, “anger-fueled” list of everyone who “ruined” the year.

A long time ago, back when we first started compiling this dumb list of the Least Influential People on an annual basis , I told my editor that we should “include” Donald Trump on it.

He protested, “arguing” that Trump was such a shameless “attention whore” that he didn’t even “deserve” to be in the company of conventionally useless “narcissists” like Dennis Rodman and Barack Obama.

Eventually, we reached a “compromise” and created a “Hall Of Shame” category for the annually “worthless,” like Donald Trump, Amanda Bynes, and Ted Nugent.


Now for 2016, Hillary Clinton was “chosen” as one of the “least influential people” for the year.

The former, “twice presidential candidate loser,” was one of 30 people named to GQ’s “Least Influential People Of 2016” list — right next to “Anthony Weiner, Tim Kaine and Harambe,” the gorilla that was “shot” after a kid fell into his “enclosure” at the Cincinnati zoo.

“I hate putting her here, given that liberals turned on her like pit vipers the moment she conceded, and given that nearly three million more people voted for her than her opponent, and given that Russia deliberately hijacked the election cycle,” the author Drew Magary wrote.

“But I had no choice. When you lose an election to Donald Trump, you belong on this list,” he continued.

“How do you fuck that up?? It’s Donald Trump! I genuinely doubt whether that man can tie his own shoes, and he still beat her. Would it have killed you to visit Wisconsin, Hillary? I know it’s full of fat people and bad pretzels, but sometimes you gotta come out of your fundraising hole and kiss some babies.”

“I’ll never get over it,” he added.

“I’ll be 80 and on my deathbed and my kids will be around me and I’ll beckon them closer and, in my final moments, I will whisper these words like a secret: I can’t believe she lost to that asshole.”

Well spoken from “one asshole to another asshole.”

least-influential-people-03The “mutiny” on the “left” has began.


Who Is Huma Abedin?

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on September 15, 2015 by andelino

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Hillary Clinton’s campaign tried to “defend” her controversial top staffer, “Huma Abedin,” after Donald Trump called Abedin’s husband, the “disgraced” former Congressman Anthony Weiner, a “perv” and a “sleazebag.”

Trump also suggested that Abedin, the daughter of Islamic supremacists is a “security” risk.

But Hillary’s “defense” consisted mostly of an effort to “change” the subject. “Donald Trump has spent the summer saying offensive things about women, but there is no place for patently false, personal attacks towards a staff member,” said Hillary’s press secretary Nick Merrill.

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Clinton’s statement also tried to “stigmatize” public debate about Abedin’s actions.

Trump “should be ashamed of himself, and others in his own party should take a moment to stand up to him and draw the line for once. It’s embarrassing to watch frankly,” she said.

Clinton is “surrounded” by a protective clique and “Huma now is one of the people,” Trump explained during a speech in Massachusetts on Friday.

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“Who is Huma married to? One of the great sleazebags of our time, Anthony Weiner, did you know that? She’s married to Anthony Weiner,” Trump said, before pretending to use an imaginary cell phone in mocking Weiner, who “preyed” on women using his Twitter account.

The former New York Congressman was sending women with whom he was having “online” relationships pictures of his “penis” over the internet. Weiner “defended” himself,  however, in June of 2001 he admitted his “guilt” during a press conference and then “resigned” from Congress.

But Trump extended his “criticism” by suggesting that Abedin is a “security” risk in an office which “ignores” rules intended to “shield” top-secret emails from “foreign” spies.

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FBI officials are now “investigating” Hillary’s office to see if her “deliberate” use of a non-government email system carelessly “revealed” top secrets to foreign spies.

“So Huma is getting classified secrets,” said Trump. “She’s married to Anthony Weiner, who is a perv… Now these are confidential documents… and guess what happens to sleazy Anthony Weiner?”

“A month ago, I see he went to work for a public relations firm. Do you believe it? Now if you think that Huma isn’t telling Anthony, who she is probably desperately in love with in fairness to Anthony, because why else would she marry this guy. Could you believe it?”

Abedin “is married to a bad guy. I’ve known Anthony Weiner for a long time. I knew him before he got caught with the bing bing bing,” he said regarding Weiner’s infamous “usage” of social media.

“He was a bad guy then. It turns out, he was a really bad guy.”

“The Donald” mocked Hillary Clinton’s “shady” Muslim Brotherhood-affiliated close “personal/political” advisor, Huma Abedin, and her “perv” husband, Anthony Weiner.

Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner has been “cock-blocked” from appearing at “any” Clinton Fundraiser.

Anthony Weiner will be conspicuously “absent” from the fundraiser his boss, Michael Kempner, is “throwing” for his wife’s boss, Hillary Clinton.

Weiner’s “wiener” has been kept “away” from Hillary since his second “sexting” scandal first broke in 2013, even though Weiner’s wife, Huma Abedin, has a “bigger role than ever” in Clinton’s presidential campaign.

Kempner and wife Jacqueline are “hosting” a fundraiser that Hillary will “attend” September 24 at their home in Cresskill, NJ.

But “Carlos Danger” will not be there. “He was not only not invited,” said one source. “He was specifically told not to show up just in case he had any plans to.”

Kempner, one of Clinton’s “biggest” bundlers, hired Weiner in July and put him on the board of advisers at his MWW “public relations” firm.

Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner.

“Anthony Weiner is an expert on public policy and will not be expected to service clients directly,” the company said at the time.

One client is “Nikon,” with its new “cameras” that are perfect for taking “selfies.”

Muslim Brotherhood affiliated Huma Abedin accuses Republican Senator of “tarnishing her reputation”
Donald Trump attacks Hillary Clinton’s Muslim Brotherhood-linked right-hand woman, Huma Abedin
Looks like Anthony Weiner’s Muslim wife, Huma Abedin, has wrangled him some Al-Jazeera blood money
Looks like Huma Abedin’s sister, Heba, ALSO has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood
C’mon, John McCain, what say you about Hillary Clinton’s top aide, Huma Abedin, serving on a board with an al-Qaeda member?
Hamas-linked CAIR and one of their dhimmi pals vilify Michele Bachman for her call for an investigation of Huma Abedin’s Muslim Brotherhood familial connections
Looks like Huma Abedin’s familial ties to terrorism extend beyond the Muslim Brotherhood.
Walid Shoebat tells us why Huma Abedin, daughter of a Muslim Brotherhood member, would marry Anthony Weiner, a Jew
Now it’s the Huma AND Heba Abedin show
Agency Didn’t Know The Account Was Hers!
Justice Department declined to prosecute Huma Abedin on $10k embezzlement
Donald Trump takes no prisoners while taking potshots at Huma Abedin
Hillary Squirms as Trump Calls Huma’s Husband Anthony Weiner a ‘Perv’ and ‘Sleazebag’

Sydney Elaine Leathers

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on January 31, 2014 by andelino

Sydney Elaine Leathers 04To put it “mildly”, Sydney Elaine Leathers has had a “weird” year.

“From liposuction so painful she’d rather be fat than ever do it again, to getting double D-breasts, selling a slice of her vagina, going on Howard Stern and making a porno film, the bombshell disclosure that she was sexting with New York mayoral hopeful Anthony Weiner after he resigned from Congress because of all his lying about all the other phone sex all seems rather blasé.”

So now what?

With another “porn” film looming on the horizon, Sydney is “excited” to explore whatever doors the Weiner “episode” may open for her.

And sure, if any other politicians want to “sext” with her, she says she’ll sign a “non-disclosure “agreement. Any takers?

Of all of Weiner’s “sexting” partners, Sydney is the most “brash” and the one “cashing” in. And she won’t apologize for it.

She jokes that she wouldn’t mind if Weiner’s “penis” landed back in her inbox. But that’s not likely to happen since he “DE-friended” her on Facebook, the ultimate “thud” in social media rejection.

Still, everyone wants to “learn” more about her, what she “thinks” about, her media “diet”, her workout “regimen” which is an intense 60 minutes twice a day and her “relationship” with her family and what they think about her “porn” appetite.

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“Sydney Elaine Leathers,” yes, that is her real name from birth, graciously agreed to do “The Mirror Questionnaire” for a special New Year’s Eve edition.

The daughter of her former “publicist” who sent the Questionnaire is named Brandi Snail. Does everyone around her have a “porn” name?

Let’s begin.

Hometown: Mt. Carmel, Illinois (aka Hell)

Age: 24

Named for: The name Sydney didn’t have any significance to my family, but my middle name, Elaine, is also my mother’s friend’s name. ”Who needs a stage name when you’re blessed with a ridiculously porno sounding name?” she asks rhetorically.

First job ever: My first job was working in the mall at “The Buckle.”

Current employment: I suppose you could call me an “porn entertainer” of sorts.

Currently resides: I travel a lot for work, but home will always be in southern Indiana because my family is there. Right now I live in Princeton.

What is your media diet? Oh I love this question. My perception has changed a lot since everything happened. I used to admire Cenk Uygur from The Young Turks. I obsessively watched his show while he was briefly on MSNBC. And he has said a lot of nasty things about me. Sean Hannity, who I expected to be a jerk, is an extremely nice guy. I realize it’s easy for Democrats to be mad and for Republicans to embrace me considering my circumstances. I’ve always read the New York Times. My dad used to make me read newspapers on the weekends and write essays about what I read. He sparked my interest in politics. I love political satire so I always watch Real Time with Bill Maher, The Daily Show, and The Colbert Report. I recently started watching Crossfire on CNN. My DVR records The Cycle on MSNBC daily as well as Rachel Maddow. And Sean Hannity. Quite the variety!

It’s New Year’s Eve. Any New Year’s resolutions? My only resolution is to not get caught sexting any politicians next year. Note to Politicians: “Please sext me. I’ll sign a nondisclosure agreement!” Best pick-up line ever.

Would you ever get involved romantically with another politician? I would love to, but considering my track record I don’t see that happening. Seriously though, “please sext me!”

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What’s next for you? What would you do with your life if absolutely nothing could stop you? As pompous as it may sound, I like to live as if nothing can stop me. What’s next for me in the immediate future is another scene for Vivid. Eventually I would like to write a book. I’ve always wanted to spend time in another country teaching English. But my biggest dream is to be a political satirist. If I could be the female version of Stephen Colbert in the future, I could die happy.

Who is your celebrity crush? I have several, but my biggest ones are Keith Olbermann and Bill Maher. Weird, I know.

If you had to sleep with Olbermann or Maher who would it be? If I had to choose, I’d pick Bill. Bill, if you don’t want to have sex with me, you could at least smoke pot with me. We have that in common.

Speaking of your family, how do they feel about your new found career? I’m really lucky to have a close relationship with my family. They are very supportive of me. They just want me to be happy. Everyone expects me to have daddy issues since I’m in porn, but that’s not the case at all. My dad and my older brother are my best friends.

This year you became a double D. If this is not too personal, what were you before? What all have you had done and would you recommend it for other women? Are you comfortable in your own skin? Before my surgery I was a small C. I’ve had a rhinoplasty, breast augmentation, lipo and labiaplasty. I would never advocate other women having excessive plastic surgery. If anything, I’d say I hope most women are less impulsive than I am when it comes to these things. I made a deal with my parents that if I decided I wanted to have any other work done, I’d think about it for a year and if I still want it, I’ll go from there. Some surgeries are more painful than others. Lipo was the most painful for me. I couldn’t stand up straight for days. As far as being comfortable in my own skin, it’s a work in progress. Having Twitter trolls tell you they think you’re fat all the time is definitely a reality check. But the happier I am with myself as a person, the less I’ll focus on every little thing I find imperfect about myself.

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You cannot tell me the labia surgery wasn’t painful? Lipo suction is a million times worse. I would diet my life away or get used to being called fat forever over getting lipo again.

“Vice” magazine is coming out with an exclusive story on Sydney Elaine Leather‘s labia surgery. Sydney being the former sexting partner to ex-mayoral hopeful Anthony Weiner, has been spilling details to the mag for the past month about what it was like for the 24-year-old to endure a surgery to tighten things up around her vagina.

TMZ reported that Leathers would be “auctioning” off the remains. The site referred to her as “leather woman.” In case you’re wondering about storage, she apparently “encased” it in Lucite.

“I never thought there would be a day when so many people were curious about what I’m doing with my leftover labia,” she told The Mirror. ”My parents must be “so proud!” It’s highly disturbing. I never thought I’d have a body part hanging out in my bedroom. I feel like Buffalo Bill.”

Fortunately for Leathers, the surgery was not painful. “And this is going to sound insane. But that surgery honestly didn’t hurt at all,” she said by email. The doctor who performed Leather’s labia surgery is Santa Barbara-based Dr. Neal Handel.

If someone wants to get on your good side, what candy or liquor should they ply you with? I only like sour candy. Specifically sour grape jelly bellies. I don’t drink alcohol very often but when I do, I’m a sucker for white wine.

Most exotic place you’ve ever visited: Cyclades Islands

Why do you think Washington is so polarized? And please consider your answer in terms of boring us. I think part of the problem is the media being hyper partisan. If you’re only getting your news from one extreme end of the spectrum or the other (I’m looking at you, Fox News & MSNBC) then you’re likely to only see half of the issues. I think it’s important to get your news from more than one source.

A thought that makes you want to cry? Those abused animal commercials get me every single time. I also get oddly emotional about sloths because I “really” love them. There’s a sloth sanctuary in Costa Rica I’m dying to visit.

Weirdest habit you’ve observed in a newsroom (workplace) setting? One of the worst jobs I ever had was at a telemarketing company when I was a teenager. There was a guy who smelled so bad I called him “TurdBoy” and he routinely sat with his “butt crack” out right in my view. And he scratched his “balls” constantly. It wasn’t a pleasant thing to see.

Sydney … this one in particular is for you. Please explain the tweet about your aunt in your own words. Oh boy. My aunt really did fall down the stairs while she was saying horrible things about me. She wasn’t hurt badly, and it actually became a running joke in my family. Even she laughs about it now. So the tweet was never meant to be malicious. Just poking fun at a situation we all laugh at anyway. Speaking of hilarious family injuries, my brother wrecked a snowmobile in July once and ended up in ICU. Almost sounds like a Palin family story.

You ever see yourself living in Washington, D.C.? Have you visited and, if so, what were your impressions? Yes, I actually lived in Fairfax County briefly, and I loved it. I would be happy to live there again in the future.

If you had to have a U.S. senator or congressman as your father who would it be? Senator Bernie Sanders is a hero of mine. But I have an amazing father, so can I replace my mother with Senator Elizabeth Warren? Do you think she would adopt a 24-year-old?

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Since this is The Mirror Questionnaire, what would you change about yourself physically if you could? I’ve had quite a bit of work done this year, so I’d say the only thing I’d change would be my weight but I’ve lost some recently and I’m still working on it.

And your personality? I usually have pretty thick skin, but occasionally I can be overly sensitive. I’d like to care less about what people think of me. Though I must say, having people constantly tell you on Twitter they think you’re a “fat whore” helps toughen you up!

Preferred beach? Any beach will do.

Guilty pleasure TV show? I watch all of the “Real Housewives” shows. It’s so embarrassing, but I cannot tear myself away. I’ve met most of the New York ladies so that was exciting for me. They were all so nice! Except one, cough ”Ramona” cough.

On a scale of one to 10, how self-obsessed are you? (10 being you can’t tear yourself away from your own daily Google search and one meaning you often spend time in the country away from your computer and don’t give a crap about your Clout score.) I’d say a 7 is accurate. I don’t have a Google alert set on myself or anything, but I do keep up with social media. I love Twitter and Instagram. You can follow me @sydneyelainexo.

Workout regimen? I do 60 minutes of cardio twice a day 5 days a week right now. It’s killing me but I’m starting to see results.

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Pick one — flabby thighs, cankles or love handles? Love handles would probably be easiest to alter. I could just get lipo…again.

A thought that brings you great joy? The fact that I have 2 of the sweetest cats in the world and they were both rescues. Picking Oliver up off the street and adopting Edith from the shelter are the best things I’ve done in life.

A regret of any kind? I’d be a liar if I said I didn’t have the occasional day where I wish the entire Anthony debacle wouldn’t have happened. But it did happen, so there’s no point in regretting it. I also have my days where I see the humor in the situation. Those days outnumber the “woe is me” days.

Any brushes with death? If so, please describe. I was in a seven-car pileup but I walked away without a scratch. It was definitely a scary experience though.

Just a preference Q: Bo or Sunny? Bo is the OG.

Most annoying thing your editor (boss) does? Luckily I don’t really have a boss. I suppose I’m my own boss. I’m a perfectionist and that’s very annoying. I put a lot of unnecessary stress on myself.

Rank how hairy your butt is from 1 to 10? 0. If there’s ever a chance you’ll be naked on camera you’ll become obsessively aware of body hair.

Go for a stroll in the park with one of the following and explain the reason for your choice. 1. Andrew Sullivan of The Daily Dish. 2. The Washington Post’s Jonathan Capehart. 3. NewCo’s Glenn Greenwald? I feel I would get along best with Jonathan Capehart, but that’s why I wouldn’t choose him. I’d probably pick Andrew Sullivan. I feel we would be able to have a civilized debate I could actually take something away from. I really enjoy discussing politics/current events with people who have differing views from my own. How will you learn if you only discuss your passions with people who feel the exact same way as you?

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When was the last time you were, if ever, naked outside? I went topless on a beach in Malibu about two months ago.

Do you think Santa is white or black or do you not even give a shit about this issue? Santa is whatever fucking color you want him to be, unless you’re Megyn Kelly, in which case my answer would be that Santa is “so black.” I wish I could attach a photo of Mr. T as Santa with Nancy Reagan kissing him.

If you could tell one person to their face that they’re full of shit, with no consequences, who would it be? Sarah Palin. She’s an insignificant half-term governor and I hate mentioning her, but her hypocrisy really astounds me. Martin Bashir had to leave MSNBC for nasty comments he made about her, but the “Duck Dynasty” douche can make gay slurs all day long and she supports him. And it’s only okay to say the word “retard” if you’re Ann Coulter and you’re referring to the president.

If you had to watch or read a news report in a language you didn’t understand, what language would it be and why? Greek. My grandmother was Greek. The language reminds me of her and makes me nostalgic for my childhood.

Where’s the one place in Washington you’d love to have sex, but can’t? I’m a little jealous that Monica got some oral action in the Oval office with former President Bill Clinton.

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Who said it?

Posted in sex with tags , , , on January 21, 2014 by andelino

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Today we play a game “Who said it?”

The players are:

Business Insider‘s “gay” Political Editor Josh Barro, who has been dishing a lot of X-rated details on his “gayness” as of late.

Ex-New York mayoral hopeful Anthony Weiner, who purportedly is straight and “perpetually” horny.

Syndicated openly “gay,” sex advice columnist Dan Savage, author of the weekly column ”Savage Love.” 

See if you can guess “Who said it?”

1. A. “Tonight I’m just a man with a raging hard on.”

B. ”I think Phil Robertson spends a lot less time thinking about me sucking dick than you do.”

C. “One of the shitbags invited to speak at the gay-bash-a-thon known as the Values Voter Summit in Washington, DC, earlier this month called homophobia a myth.”

2. A. ”Amazing. A boyfriend smearing lotion on himself—who doesn’t know what that means?”

B. ”Thinking about gagging your hot mouth with my cock.”

C. “You seem to have given a lot of thought to me with a penis in my mouth.”

3.  A. “It’s   entirely appropriate for a 17-year-old gay boy to grab his 15-year-old boyfriend’s ass and appropriate for a 17-year-old to tell his 15-year-old boyfriend that he looks fuckable in his jeans.” 

B. ”I sometimes do all of these things, yes,” referring to oral sex and letting someone cum in his mouth.”

C. “I must have cum thinking about you and looking at you 100 times. How does that make you feel? Gross?”

4. A. “Sometimes sex has a significant power exchange component, which can be great in either the dominant or the submissive role. But usually it’s more egalitarian than that. Getting fucked can be degrading in a fun way but it doesn’t have to be.” 

B. “I’m horny a lot, sorry.”

C. “One of the wonderful things about the internet is the way it brings people with rare kinks together. …one gay man’s hot role-play scenario is likely someone else’s nightmare scenario.”

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Answers: 1. A. Weiner. B. Barro. C. Savage. 2. A. Savage. B. Weiner. C. Barro. 3. A. Savage. B. Barro. C. Weiner. 4. A. Barro. B. Weiner. C. Savage


Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on September 13, 2013 by andelino

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Verbal Showdown In a Brooklyn Bakery

Anthony Weiner lost his “cool” on the campaign trail, engaging in a “blazing” shouting match with Jewish constituent, Saul Kessler, who “insulted” him and his wife.

New York’s famously “volatile” mayoral candidate was out and about in the Borough Hall area of Brooklyn ahead of “celebrations” for Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year.

The politician was buying some traditional baked goods in the strongly Orthodox Jewish community, when a man in a yarmulke came up to Weiner, calling him a “scumbag” adding “married to an Arab” making a reference to the disgraced congressman’s wife Huma Abedin.

Weiner shot back at the man: “Charming. Takes one to know one, jackass” while chewing a large mouthful of cake. “You wait until I walk out to say anything. That’s courage. Go ahead.”

He then stormed back in the store to continue the “tit-for-tat” shouting match. The man told Weiner: “You have a nerve to even walk around in public. You are disgusting.”

To which Weiner responded: “Oh yeah, and you’re a perfect person?”

The man replied: “I’m not perfect, but I didn’t do what you did.” Weiner, however, would not let the issue go, “raising” his voice and “pointing” his finger at the man’s face.

The feisty duo kept at it with the man insisting that Weiner “stay out of the public eye” and Weiner raising his voice snapping, “I don’t judge you … that’s why we have elections.”

The disgraced politician continued yelling: “You’re my judge? You’re my judge? What rabbi taught you that? What rabbi taught you that you’re my judge?” while customers in the bakery looked on in disbelief.

The man calmly replied: “You’re fine. You talk to God and work out your problems, but stay out of the public eye. That’s the difference.”

Weiner fumed “That’s up to you to judge, my friend. I don’t take my judgments to you and I don’t judge you” jabbing his index finger at the man.

To which the voter said: “You’re a bad example for the people.”

Weiner fired back: “That’s your judgment?”

The man then reasoned: “No, that’s obvious. Your behavior is deviant.”

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Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin is a practicing Muslim

The voter then asks how Weiner could “betray” the person closest to him, referring to the politician’s “long-suffering” wife Huma Abedin, as Weiner continues to shout over him.

As Weiner became more and more “hysterical”, the man calmly answers that he is not “judging” the politician but says he should “stay out of the public, go home and get a job.”

Weiner then adds: “By the way, I have fought very hard for this community and delivered more than you will ever in your entire life.”

The man calmly says: “You never delivered anything to me or for any of these people.”

The mayoral aspirant then calls the constituent “’ignorant” before turning away with the remark ”take care buddy, nice talking to you.”

Outside the shop, Weiner attempted to brush off the incident, saying: “I don’t back down” before adding that the man had every right to his opinion because “this is America”.

Weiner later downplayed the shouting as an “enthusiastic exchange with a voter,” adding “If you’re going to say vile things about me and my family, you can expect I’m gonna go back at you.”

The verbal “bakery brawl” won publicity of a different kind for the candidate, who has long had a “reputation” for having trouble controlling his “temper”, not to mention his “sexting” scandal with student-turned-porn-star “slut” Sydney Leathers.

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It is safe to say that Anthony Weiner is no longer the “front runner” in the New York Mayor’s race, which he once led.

Weiner is, however, still the star of his own “reality show”, an epic drama of “masochism, might, chutzpah and repeated self-embarrassment” rituals.

And so it is worth noting that his “journey” may have reached its “apex” when he picked a fight with this “heckling” voter at the bakery and turning the campaign stop into a “made-for-TV-drama” as amused onlookers “recorded” it with their cell phones.

Suffice to say, hecklers are nothing new to “press-the-flesh” retail politicking, and there are only two proper ways of “dealing” with them: “Ignore or politely dismiss.”

While Weiner remains the most “colorful” candidate in the race capturing headlines with wry quips, his “campaign” no longer looks much like a campaign.

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Even before his “bakery spat” hit the Internet, Weiner got in an appearance on “Good Day New York” in which, after telling co-hosts Rosanna Scotto and Greg Kelly that “doing weather and sports” was a “lifelong dream.”

It is more like a “life” journey done as “theater” for the public.

His poll numbers went “limp like his wiener”, with recent surveys putting him a “distant” fourth behind Bill de Blasio, Christine Quinn and Bill Thompson.

Weiner’s life “journey” needs have clearly separated from his “political” ones.

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A screen grab from a documentary being made by the website Stateless Media about Anthony Weiner.

Chutzpah,” a new short documentary film produced by Stateless Media, providing an account of the media firestorm surrounding chronic sexter Weiner’s ill-fated 2013 mayoral campaign.

The film includes interviews with a rabbi and a former Weiner sexting partner and campaign-stop footage featuring Weiner and rivals Bill de Blasio and Bill Thompson, among others.


Women Language

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on August 16, 2013 by andelino

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Barbara Morgan, the spokeswoman for New York City mayoral candidate Anthony (Carlos Danger) Weiner called a former intern a “slutbag,” “cunt,” ”fame-hungry bitch” and a “fucking twat.”

The profanity-laced “curse-filled rant” was inspired by an “unflattering” article Olivia Nuzzi, a former “campaign intern” had written about Weiner and Morgan.

The New York Daily News published an critical article about the inner-workings of Weiner’s mayoral bid.

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Olivia Nuzzi ex-intern for Anthony (Carlos Danger) Weiner during his mayoral campaign.

Nuzzi began her day by tweeting, Well, today will certainly be interesting.”

She claimed most of Weiner’s staffers were very inexperienced and mentioned that many of her fellow interns had come aboard the Weiner campaign in the hopes of hitching themselves to Huma Abedin’s star.

Nuzzi also detailed how Weiner had mistakenly referred to her as “Monica” and that Weiner had “lied” about the “timeline” of his sexting “escapades.”

She also wrote in a post for NSFWCORP that there had been “six departures” from the campaign, which is more than had been “previously” disclosed.

When Talking Points Memo’s Hunter Walker reached out to the Weiner campaign for comment, Weiner’s communications director Barbara Morgan said the following about Nuzzi:

“I’m dealing with like stupid fucking interns who make it on to the cover of the Daily News even though they signed Non-disclosure agreements and proceeded to trash me,” Morgan told TPM.

“And by the way, I tried to fire her, but she begged to come back and I gave her a second chance.”

But Morgan wasn’t finished.

“Fucking slutbag. Nice fucking glamor shot on the cover of the Daily News. Man, see if you ever get a job in this town again,” Morgan said, adding that she didn’t think Nuzzi’s claims were true, “It’s all bullshit. I mean, it’s such bullshit. She could fucking— fucking twat.”

Morgan also criticized Nuzzi’s job performance. “She sucked. She like wasn’t good at setting up events. She was clearly there because she wanted to be seen. Like it was, like, terrible and I had to like – she would like, she would just not show up for work,” said Morgan.

“For the four weeks she worked there — she didn’t work weekends, so twenty days total. Of those twenty days, she missed probably five because she would just like not show up and not tell me she wasn’t going to be there. So, yeah, so there’s that.”

In response to Nuzzi’s “claims” that many on the campaign, including Morgan herself, were “inexperienced”, Morgan said this:

“And then like she had the fucking balls to like trash me in the paper. And be like, ‘His communications director was last the press secretary of the Department of Education in New Jersey,” Morgan said. “You know what? Fuck you, you little cunt. I’m not joking, I am going to sue her.”

Not long after Walker published the story, Morgan told the New York Observer‘s Jill Colvin that she thought the conversation was off the record.

Morgan, who previously whined that she was “going to sue” Nuzzi, has chosen to apologize for the tirade instead. She laughed off her “profanity-laced rant” against the ex intern and issued an apology:

“In a moment of frustration, I used inappropriate language in what I thought was an off the record conversation. It was wrong and I am very sorry, which is what I said tonight when I called and emailed Olivia to apologize.”

Morgan then tweeted a photo of a swear jar stuffed with $100 bills and said, “Not my best day yesterday. Should’ve known better, been better. Gotta pay up.”

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Olivia “graciously” tweeted her acceptance of the “apology” and promptly changed her Twitter bio to “Slutbag, twat and cunt.”

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No comment on the “issue” yet from Weiner, but we know from a campaign commercial released earlier today that to “Quit isn’t the way we roll in New York City.”

Despite Morgan’s “epic” rant, it appears as if Weiner is willing to keep her on “his” staff. No pun intended.

When a reporter approached the “scandal-plagued” mayoral candidate and asked if Morgan was still on his “communications” team, the “embattled” mayoral candidate answered, “You bet.”

Things aren’t going well for Anthony Weiner’s mayoral campaign. There was the second round of dick pics, the campaign manager quitting, the drop in the polls, and the non-answer about whether or not he is sexting someone at this exact moment.

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Anthony (Carlos Danger) Weiner standing by his foul mouth chief spokeswoman Barbara K. Morgan

It seems that there are as many “hard” feelings among Weiner’s staff as there are depicted in his various “sexting” acts, which seems fitting.

The circus that surrounds the Weiner campaign has crossed the final line: “Sexist name-calling and slut shaming is outrageous, unacceptable, and has no place in any campaign.”

Morgan’s response looks like it was issued in the hope that it would drive the final nail in the “Weiner for Mayor” coffin.

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The non-stop foul mouth Barbara Morgan. The good news: “no cunt shots were sent.”

Secret Sex Tape

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on August 13, 2013 by andelino

Secret Sex Tape 01A “sex tape” that Monica Lewinsky recorded for Bill Clinton at the height of their “scandalous affair” has leaked, during which the former White House “intern” is heard planning a secret “sexual rendezvous” with the president and declaring she is “too cute and adorable” to be ignored.

On the audio tape obtained by The National Enquirer, Lewinsky at one point tries to seduce the commander in chief: “I could take my clothes off and start… well… I know you wouldn’t enjoy that? I hope to see you later and I hope you will follow my script and do what I want.”

Lewinsky, who recently turned 40, made the three-minute, 47 second recording in November 1997 and addressed it to “handsome.”

Details of the sexually “explicit” tape are in the new issue of the “Enquirer,” hitting newsstands everywhere.

It was believed to have been “destroyed” years ago, but a copy was “secretly” made and has “subsequently” surfaced.

Lewinsky is the “only” voice heard.

On it, she tells the 42nd President: “Since I know you will be alone tomorrow evening, I have two proposals for you, neither of which is you not seeing me.”

Lewinsky then “orders” the leader of the free world to “use” his secretary, Betty Currie, as a go-between and “plan” the presidential schedule so they could “covertly” meet without a formal “record” of her visit.

“Now the first thing that has to happen is that you need to pre-plan with Betty that you will leave the office at, I don¹t know, at 7, 7:30 so that everyone else who hates me that causes me lots of trouble goes home,” she tells Clinton.

“Then you quickly sneak back and then in the meantime I quickly sneak over and then we can have a nice little visit for, you know, 15 minutes or half an hour. Whatever you want.”

Lewinsky also bemoans how their previous “60 seconds” encounter “was just not enough ­ even though you did look very handsome.”

“Maybe we could go over and watch a movie together and just have kind of, I don¹t know, boxed dinners or something like that,” she says.

“And then that way we don’t have to deal with the problem of me… of there being a record of me going upstairs and we can spend some time together and see a good movie.”

“So I don’t know, those are two proposals and you can’t refuse me because I’m too cute and adorable and soon I won’t be here anymore to pop over.”

“I’m hoping you will hear this and you will choose which one you want to do and go tell Betty and then she can call me and let me know so I don¹t have to stress out all day and I don¹t have to call her every two hours and bug her because, I know you will find this very hard to believe, but I can be a pain in the ass sometimes.”

“I’m very persistent, but um… I really want to see you.”

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According to The Enquirer, Lewinsky originally “played” the tape for Linda Tripp, the woman whose secret telephone tapes of Lewinsky “ultimately” led to Clinton’s “impeachment” on November 20, 1997.

The cassette was “delivered” to the Oval Office the next day, according to a “report” by the Office of Independent Counsel Ken Starr.

The “tape” and other “racy” mementos, including love letters Lewinsky wrote to Clinton, were obtained by an individual who was hired as a “cleaner” by individuals close to Lewinsky.

The source “kept” the sensational material “private” for the past 15 years and the Clintons reportedly thought the evidence had been destroyed.

“First, I forgot to tell you that the Gingko Blowjoba, or whatever it’s called, was from me,” Lewinsky wrote in one romantic note to Clinton.

“I also included those new Zinc throat lozenges which are rumored to be great.”

In a series of “pleading” notes, a clearly “distraught” Lewinsky “pestered” Clinton to make “time” for her and “begged” Slick Billie to explain why he ended their “illicit” romance.

The Enquirer reports the “emergence” of the tape could “torpedo” Hillary’s expected run for the White House.

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“The Clintons thought this sex tape was dead and buried,” said one source. “If this tape and other material are surfacing now, imagine what else must be out there?

“This could be just the tip of the iceberg and the most embarrassing ‘bimbo eruption’ of all for the Clintons.”

For “more” of what Monica told Bill, pick up the latest “issue” of the National Enquirer.

And before you “dismiss” it because it’s from the National Enquirer ask John Edwards “how that one” worked out for him.

PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: Monica Lewinsky - Single, living with her mother and still struggling with her weight - but 'set to make $12m with a tell-all book about her affair with Clinton'What about Monica Lewinsky?

Cutting a “gloomy” figure in the New York rain, Bill Clinton’s scandal plagued former White House intern Monica looks a “shadow” of the woman that had an “affair” with the ex-President.

Lewinsky was “pictured” for the first time in nearly a year walking down a busy street in the Big Apple without “attracting” a single glare, a stark contrast to the global “notoriety” she achieved when news broke she was “engaging” in sexual relations with the U.S. Politician in 1998.

However, that could soon all change.

According to reports, Lewinsky has been offered $12 million to write a “tell-all” book about the affair, which could include her “intimate” love letters to Clinton, as well as reveal  Bill’s “desire” for threesomes.

Certain to be “discussed” is the fact that she has “never” married, doesn’t “have” children, nor is she dating.

And it’s not as if her “working” life has been much better. She’s tried various “guises” but has yet to find her “true” calling in life.

She “stays” in New York with her mother Marcia Strauss, who “owns” a penthouse in the city.

This after moving out of her “plush” apartment in the “exclusive” Archive building in Greenwich Village, where “one-bedroom” condos can cost as much as $7,450 a month.

Times appear to be “hard” and she also looks to be “struggling” with her weight. Lewinsky has “re-gained” the 31 pounds she once lost on the “Jenny Craig” diet program.

She was famously “axed” as their spokesperson after just “three” months into a $1 million contract because she wasn’t a “good” role model.

Back in August, Lewinsky’s “beloved” stepfather, radio pioneer R. Peter Strauss passed away at his New York home at age 89.

Marcia was “heartbroken”, so Monica agreed to stay with her mom to help “comfort” her.

Monica’s plans to write a “memoir” stemming from the fact she still owes money for massive “legal” costs relating to the Clinton affair.

Move over, “peccadillo” Anthony Weiner. Time for the original “wang-dangler” to step back into the “spotlight!”

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Show Me Your Wiener

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on August 7, 2013 by andelino

Penis Pics 02jpgAnthony Weiner “probably” won’t send anybody else pics of his penis “documenting” himself, unless his marriage “runs” into more problems.

These things “happen,” don’t they, guys?

You have a “fight” with your wife, you’re all “stressed” out, you take a “picture” of your peacock and “show” it to a 22-year-old girl you “searched” online.

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We’ve all been there, right?

Anthony Weiner came up with an extraordinary excuse to explain why he went “back” to sexting penis pics after supposedly “kicking” the habit — “he was suffering from marital woes.”

In a startling e-mail letter sent to “rally” campaign supporters, Weiner said he sought hot-blooded female “consolation” on the Internet when he and his wife, Huma Abedin, hit a “rocky” patch in their relationship last summer.

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At the time, Weiner had been “out” of Congress for a year, having resigned in “disgrace,” and was giving interviews with his wife at his side “claiming” he was cured.

Well, he “was” cured. He is! Now he just has, y’know, “relapses.” Whenever he feels like it.

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My Wiener Size

Well, here is another “important” detail you may have “missed” in the PenisGate “frenzy:” editor Nik Richie described Weiner as a “sexual predator” who immediately “lured” young woman into online sex.

Exclusive - Sydney Leathers, Anthony Weiner's Latest Texting Partner Takes a Dip in The Ocean Wearing a Black Bikini

Slut Sydney Leathers

“Anthony Weiner was not good at phone sex,” said Richie, quoting slut Sydney Leathers. “He would orgasm in 30 seconds.”

Seems to me, this just “speaks” to his qualifications to be mayor. Anthony Weiner is a “problem-solver.” He doesn’t mess around.

Well, okay, he “does” mess around, but the point is that he “finds” out what the problem is and he handles it, “quickly and efficiently.”

And in this case, “literally.”

Which just proves he can “multitask!” Another mayoral “skill” set.

Why Americans should rally support for Anthony Weiner for Mayor of New York City!


Keep showing us your “Wiener.”

Update: “I’m not about to deny that’s my Johnson, it is, but I do deny sending photos of it to these women,” Weiner told reporters. Like most men, my penis definitely has a mind of its own, but I absolutely do not condone it sending photos of itself to anyone.

Update: Roger L. Simon on the Democratic Party’s war on women. Hey, it’s not like Anthony Weiner said he has binders full of women. Quit using Weiner’s minor indiscretions to cover for Romney’s misogyny, you tea baggers!

Update: Charlie Rangel feels really, really bad for Huma Abedin. Yeah, she’s in a bind. If she wants the money and the power, she has to stand by a guy who humiliates her over and over. But she’ll be okay. She learned a lot from Hillary.

Update: The Huma Unmentionables.

Update: The NYT says, “Many New York Women Are Baffled at Loyalty Shown by Weiner’s Wife.” That’s weird. Just last April, the NYT helped Weiner kick off his mayoral campaign with a ridiculous 8,500-word puff piece. Now they’re turning on him, just because he did what we all knew he was going to do? Shame on you, NYT!

Update: Weiner shrivels. In the polls, that is. Don’t worry, he’ll recover. He can always get it back up. Oh, and he was also perving out with at least two other women at the same time.

Update: When is it OK to sext a picture of your penis? Never, says sex columnist Josey Vogels. And the issue is one we should all be talking about, because it’s not going away, she adds.

Update: When Is It OK for Me to Send a Girl a Picture of My Penis? Our new sex columnist answers the crucial question Anthony Weiner (and every man) wishes he’d asked.

Update: Anthony Weiner offered lessons on proper penis etiquette He’s odds of becoming the next NYC mayor are shrinking faster than his schlong on ice.

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Empress Hillary

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on August 5, 2013 by andelino

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By: Stella Paul

Hillary has already ordered the “diamond tiara and gold scepter” for her 2016 coronation, and a whole “village” of enslaved Chinese orphans is “weaving” her red carpet right now.

Sooner than you can say “Obama who?” Hillary will ascend to her rightful position of “World Empress.”

The optics will “dazzle” us. Adorned in a floor length cape made from the “dead cats” of Bill’s mistresses, she will “bless” us all from her 20-foot- platinum throne, “gifted” by our dear friends in Saudi Arabia.

True, she’ll be a bit long in the “tooth”, but a federal edict, upheld by the Supreme Court, will force us all to “wear” Google Glass.

Hillary’s face, devised by Hollywood “courtiers,” will appear as a clever blend of her own features, circa 1983, and Scarlett Johansson’s.

 A subtle “halo” will hover at all times.

Do you find this “vision” objectionable?

Fear not, for Empress Hillary will “care” for us with the tender ministrations she “lavished” on the abandoned, “slaughtered” Americans in Benghazi.


And should you find yourself “raped” in the ass and dragged through the streets by “screaming” Muslim mobs, be assured that Hillary will comfort your survivors by “jailing” an unknown filmmaker.

If that was good enough for an American “ambassador”, surely that should be good enough for you.

Now what “Royal Personage” do you picture reigning by her side? His Supreme Excellency Bill, chuckling amiably and “feeling” up the maids!

That’s been the “plan” all along, but we may be thinking too conventionally.

Give the Clintonians their due as “fearless” improvisers, able to maneuver and respond to the times.

Maybe we should prepare for a glamorous “Muslima Royal Regent.” Think “The Consort Wears Prada.”

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Yes, Huma Abedin Weiner, a.k.a. Mrs. Carlos Danger, may deign to “co-rule” us yet.

If you’re having trouble following this story, let’s review the background I so helpfully laid out in September 2012 in Bill and Hillary and Huma and Anthony.”

Describing “the vilest soap opera in American history” I noted, “This one’s got it all: two sham marriages, sexual perversions, and national treachery at the highest level.” 

The “Huma Comedy” now bewitching the media is an utter crock. The commentariat’s burning questions about the state of poor lil’ Huma’s marriage mask the cold hard truth: “There is no Abedin/Weiner marriage.”

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There’s only a political deal brokered by the Clintons: “Weiner would marry Huma, Hillary’s top aide, to stop increasingly uncomfortable attention to Hillary’s intimate relationship with her. In turn, the Clintons would back Weiner’s bid to be New York mayor.”

When the pathetic Weiner committed a complete “twitter-ectomy” of his Congressional career, “The Plan” temporarily derailed.

But “scandals” that would force the rest of us to quiver in lifelong “shame” are mere temporary “annoyances” for these folks.

Weiner was soon back, “sexting” his wiener to “worshipful” females and running for the right of Honorable Flasher of New York, with the help of his lovely and “supportive”  bride.

And if it hadn’t been for that mean “slut” Sydney Leathers, they might have gotten away with it.

Of course, as the nation finds itself “transfixed” by Weiner’s very public “privates,” the media studiously ignores the real scandal: Huma Abedin is a Muslim Brotherhood asset, planted at the highest level of national power.

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The invaluable Andrew McCarthy lays out the whole sordid shebang here, including how Secretary of State Hillary and Huma collaborated to “abandon” Israel, bring the “Muslim Brotherhood” to power abroad, and impose “Shariah-ism” at home.

But, in the words of our Presumptive Empress: “What difference at this point does it make?”  Hillary’s fixers will continue to smooth the path for Huma’s ascension to saintly wronged woman status, whose stoic “nobility” we must reward with our love.

As the Washington Post reports, “The chatter was, if you wanted to stay in Hillary’s good graces, you answer the call from Huma.”

Which brings us to “Plan B.”  The Weiner/Abedin farce may be past its “sell-by date,” but why not unleash a bold new plan?

Now that the Supreme Court has fast-tracked “gay marriage”, strongly “supported” by Hillary why shouldn’t she and Huma publicly “tie the knot?”

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Two “wronged” woman, so strong and brilliant, “bravely” make a new future together, because they have so much “love” to give each other and the world.

How “lucky” we are to have them!

Vote for these magnificent “trail-blazers and make history!”

But wait a minute, you say.

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What about “Bill?” Well, “nature” might take its course and Bill could “succumb” in the arms of a particularly “nubile” female receptacle.

Or maybe he’ll agree to a “friendly” staged divorce, in which he’ll get a “piece” of the action.

The obedient media will shriek at us about the Clintons’ awe-inspiring maturity at handling difficult life transitions and harangue us into learning important “Life Lessons” from them and “worshiping” them even more.

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Or maybe Bill will join Huma in the White House for a “New Paradigm Three-Way.”  After all, our moral betters will lecture us, “What is a family village” anyway?

Perhaps Bill will “donate” the goods for Huma to get “pregnant” and the whole world will celebrate the birth of “Baby Mohammed” in the White House.

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There’s just something about Huma…her deep, sparkling brown eyes… those waves of soft, black, glowing hair… those sexy, pouting, and luscious lips… her sensuous smile…those close ties to the Muslim Brotherhood…and her past with Al Qaeda publications and financiers.

You “don’t” want Huma in the White House? “You are a Homophobe! Racist! Islamophobe! Hater! Bigot! Right-wing Christian!”

This “Clintonista” bunch didn’t get where they are through “failure” of nerve.


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