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Fisting Coercion with Joe

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on October 27, 2021 by andelino

Anderson Cooper is a prominent gay reporter with the CNN news network. A scion of the Vanderbilt family, Cooper got his start in journalism by having a friend create a counterfeit press pass, so that he could report on issues overseas.

“Fraud-In-Chief” Joe Biden recently explained to Anderson Cooper the art of “fisting” during a town hall meeting. I wasn’t sure what that term meant so I looked it up in The Urban Dictionary:

FISTING “the act or art of putting a fist in an ass or vagina, very popular practice among more evolved kinky gays. Requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication.”


 

I guess Joe just wants to play the “dog-faced pony soldier” game with gay Anderson like he did riding the Amtrak train for 36 years as Vice President.

Brussel Sprouts

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on September 7, 2020 by andelino

Let me tell you a story about “Brussels Sprouts.”

Once upon a time…Jacob Blake Sr., the father of Jacob Blake Jr. didn’t want to “answer a question” so he gave this finest “historical” interview on CNN since its “inception” in 1980.

Gay Anderson Cooper interviewed Jacob Blake’s father and asked questions about his son’s “criminal actions” during the event that led to multiple “riots and deaths” in Kenosha, Wisconsin.  Here is what the “doting” father replied:

“Brussels sprouts. Jacob Blake’s father gives a mind boggling response to Anderson Cooper.” pic.twitter.com/HLywz1Wukl — Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) August 29, 2020

Kenosha police union gave their “version” of Jacob Blake’s shooting…

Attorney Harmeet K. Dhillon “chimed” in saying:

“Brussels sprouts are vile, and so are armed, fleeing rapists who disobey police orders during a legitimate arrest stop. https://t.co/OgA7bkTmJ6 — Harmeet K. Dhillon (@pnjaban) August 29, 2020

Such “clarity” is profound these days, which totally confused “baby purchaser” Anderson Cooper.

Like many spiritual Muslim people, the father spoke in Qur’an “parables.”

This is clearly a reference to the “European Union”, a political and economic union of 27 member states located in Brussels, Belgium and their failures to “unionize” Europe.

“How does this relate to Jacob Blake?” you might ask. The answer is simple.

Failure to unionize leads to “racial disparity,” which leads to police shooting a “black knife wielding wanted criminal”, who was trying to “steal a car and kidnap children”, while being “shot seven times in the back” during a mostly “peaceful resistance of arrest.”

It’s not difficult to understand at all.

Or maybe it was a story about how to tie “Brussels Sprout “ to your belt.

That’s what “Brussels Sprout “ parables do.

Body Shaming Contest

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on May 21, 2020 by andelino

Senile Nancy Pelosi delivered an alcoholic infused “body shaming tirade” when asked about President Donald Trump’s private efforts to ward off coronavirus by taking the anti-malaria drug “Hydroxychloroquine.”

“He’s our president and I would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and in his, shall we say, weight group—morbidly obese. So, I think it’s not a good idea,” Pelosi told “gay” CNN’s Anderson Cooper, who recently became a “father“ after purchasing a baby.

Pelosi, who recently celebrated her 80th birthday, got at least one thing right. Trump is indeed our president, and every American should be rooting for his success in every aspect of life—“personal, professional, political, and physical.”

However, Pelosi’s deranged assertion that Trump is “morbidly obese” was false, according to the very scientists whose expertise she claims to worship.

CNN’s own “fact-checking” intern, Chris Cillizza, had to set the speaker straight. Cillizza calculated that in order for the 6-foot-3 Trump to be considered “morbidly obese” under the scientifically approved “definition”, the president would need to “gain” almost 80 pounds.

Pelosi also neglected to mention that a prominent “medical expert” once described Trump as the “healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.” But that’s not all.

The octogenarian politician omitted important “contextual” information in the course of verbally “assaulting” Trump’s body, which, according to Democrats, all human bodies are “beautiful” and should be “celebrated” by all.

As it turns out, there are a number of Democratic politicians with “ultra fat bodies,” a key detail Pelosi failed to mention during her “anti-Trump tirade” on CNN. In the interest of providing much-needed “context” to the speaker’s comments, several “fat” Democrats are pictured below.

Rep. Dutch Ruppersberger (D., MD)

Rep. Al Lawson Jr. (D., FL)

Rep. Albio Sires (D., NJ)

Rep. Donald Payne Jr. (D., NJ)

Rep. Jerry Nadler (D., NY) and Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D., CA)

Sen. Jon Tester (D., MT)

Gov. Stacey Abrams (D., GA)

George Soros (D., Global)

And the overall “corpulent, morbidly obese” contest winner is Governor J.B “Fatso” Pritzker (D.,IL )

Fat-shaming Pelosi suddenly fears for President Trump’s health

Anderson Cooper Surrogacy

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on May 15, 2020 by andelino

A couple of weeks ago, a woman had a baby. Childbirth, of course, happens tens of thousands of times a day in the United States, but this baby was a “purchased” product.

A couple paid a doctor and an agency to secure the child. The “gestational” mom’s relationship with the child is governed not by biology, but by ”contract,” one with “clauses, exceptions and conditions.”

A man who made no “genetic” contribution is being called the child’s other “father,” along with Anderson Cooper, a major media celebrity, which is why this baby’s “birth” made national headlines.

Cooper is a “homosexual” man. He and his now-ex partner Benjamin Maisani hired a woman to be a “surrogate”, a practice increasingly common in the U.S. The headlines announcing the estranged couple’s “acquisition” were universally fawning, as if this story carried none of the extraordinary details listed above at all: Anderson Cooper talks first weekend as new Dad;” Anderson Cooper announces birth of his son; urges people to hold on to ‘moments of joy.’”

None of these articles, in fact not a single one that I could find in any major publication anywhere, even hinted that there might be any “ethical” concerns with Cooper’s purchase.

In fact, when author Joyce Carol Oates mentioned on Twitter – after explicitly congratulating Cooper – that she found it curious the news coverage never mentioned Cooper’s “hired” surrogate at all, she was excoriated.

The speed at which our culture is able to normalize a “behavior” thought just yesterday to be somewhere between “questionable to unthinkable” is stunning. To not mention any shred of “ethical hesitancy” around the decision to “purchase” procreation, particularly by a couple who chose an intentionally “sterile union” in the first place, is one thing.

To gush over the “doting” dads as if the way this whole thing happened is quite unremarkable? Well, that’s something else entirely. After all, culture is often most powerful in our lives where it makes the least amount of commotion. When something is no longer considered debatable, and is instead assumed, it’s been normalized.

andersoncooper “I want to share with you some joyful news. On Monday, I became a father. This is Wyatt Cooper. He is three days old. He is named after my father, who died when I was ten. I hope I can be as good a dad as he was. My son’s middle name is Morgan. It’s a family name on my mom’s side. I know my mom and dad liked the name Morgan because I recently found a list they made 52 years ago when they were trying to think of names for me. Wyatt Morgan Cooper. My son. He was 7.2 lbs at birth, and he is sweet, and soft, and healthy and I am beyond happy. As a gay kid, I never thought it would be possible to have a child, and I’m grateful for all those who have paved the way, and for the doctors and nurses and everyone involved in my son’s birth. Most of all, I am grateful to a remarkable surrogate who carried Wyatt, and watched over him lovingly, and tenderly, and gave birth to him. It is an extraordinary blessing – what she, and all surrogates give to families who can’t have children. My surrogate has a beautiful family of her own, a wonderfully supportive husband, and kids, and I am incredibly thankful for all the support they have given Wyatt and me. My family is blessed to have this family in our lives. I do wish my mom and dad and my brother, Carter, were alive to meet Wyatt, but I like to believe they can see him. I imagine them all together, arms around each other, smiling and laughing, happy to know that their love is alive in me and in Wyatt, and that our family continues.”

This story demonstrates that “commercial” surrogacy, including cases in which the child is intentionally “deprived” of its mother, is now fully normal.

We’ve repeatedly pointed out the many ethical problems with surrogacy on BreakPoint: it assumes “children” are a right that God never promised; it assumes a “Gnostic” view of human bodies and relationships; it “denies” children the opportunity to be “raised” by their biological mom and a dad; it treats children as “products” instead of image-bearers; it poses a significant risk for women to be exploited financially.

We’ve also talked about the disastrous consequences of the “sexual revolution”, especially how it has “divorced sex, marriage, and procreation and devalues other human beings for how they can serve their own sexual desires.”

Here, in this story, we have a new chapter of this: “Two men who choose a sexual relationship that doesn’t include a uterus still consider themselves entitled to the products of a uterus. And so, they hire a uterus, not really the whole woman. After all, their decision makes the woman a mom, but they don’t want that part of her. They only want the part that will allow them what they want.”

We see the world through the stories we tell ourselves, and each reporter who told this story tacitly agreed that Cooper and his partners were good “gays.”

As Joyce Carol Oates quickly discovered when she asked why the baby’s mom should be left unnamed, the “protagonist” role was already taken, and it would be awkward to cast the “hired” womb as the antagonist. So, they just didn’t mention her at all. That was probably what was specified in the contract anyway.

But what about her? Was she, as most women who agree to surrogacy tend to be, lower-income? Was the financial pressure simply too great to not be attracted by the payday?

Perhaps the strangest part of the growing cultural acceptance is how surrogacy is so often championed by the “Progressive Left”, especially as it has increasingly served the cause of “same sex” marriage. Yet, it violates almost every central tenet of the worldview they claim.

After all, if anything is “capitalism run amok,” it’s commercial surrogacy. Is there a more disgusting display of “greed” than the rich paying the poor for their babies? And, surrogacy exploits the vulnerable. It “robs” women of their bodily autonomy, especially when contract clauses commit them to reproductive decisions, including abortion.

Increasingly, surrogacy is about two wealthy men using a woman for her body, while appropriating a role that only she can fulfill.

Surrogacy is also the final chapter of a culture that prioritizes adult happiness over children’s rights, in this case by offering a service only the very wealthy can afford. Surrogacy denies that children have rights to their mother and father, and that a mother has a right to her own child.

Like transgenderism, surrogacy denies biological realities, in this case the miraculous bonds, both physical and emotional, that connects mothers with their children. Surrogacy serves money, and makes winners and losers. The losers are always women and children. The winners are always those with big bank accounts.

If there were a segment of culture that should rebuke surrogacy but often doesn’t, it would be the Progressive Left, which fancies itself the champion of the “vulnerable, the poor, and of women.” Some do, in particular feminists who see the potential for exploitation.

If there were another segment of culture that should rebuke surrogacy but often doesn’t, even more so in fact, it would be Christians. Some do, but too many don’t, mostly because their worldview analysis stops at what’s normal, rather than what’s right.

Behind Anderson Cooper’s money and these headlines is this baby’s mom. No matter what we tell ourselves about how willing she was or how better off she is now, she is harmed and so is her son – who somehow knew from the moment he was born to look for her.

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Renaming Body Parts

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on February 24, 2020 by andelino

The Human Rights Campaign Foundation has published a “Safer Sex for Trans Bodies” guide, and the folks at the foundation have decided to “rename” male and female genitalia.

It seems that women who were born female with a “Vagina” are now said to have a “Front Hole” while trans-women who have had the “Penis” removed by surgery are now proclaimed to have a “Vagina.”

The Human Rights Campaign Foundation’s guide also has tips on masturbation, a section titled, “SCREWING, SHAGGING OR MATTRESS DANCING,” and one on safe sex “without barriers.”

Here are two tweets by women who are now said to have “Front Holes” on this subject.

For clarification purpose only, please note that “Back Hole” or “Pie Hole” are body parts exclusively reserved for gays like Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon, Pete Buttigieg and Bathhouse Barry Obama, just to mention a few.

Rape Is Sexy

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on October 24, 2019 by andelino

E. Jean Carroll the woman who tried to accuse President Donald Trump of sexually assaulting her in the 1990s, told CNN’s Anderson Cooper most people think of “rape as sexy.”

“Gay” Anderson seemed shocked and asked stupididly ”You don’t feel like a victim?”

Carroll responded: “I was not thrown on the ground and ravished which the word rape carries so many sexual connotations. This was not sexual. It hurt. It just — it just — you know.”

Who in their right mind will use the word “ravished” when describing rape? That would be NO ONE!

True, “Ravished” is an oxymoron, ironically created by a moron.

Ravished can mean to fill with joy, delight, charm, captivate, attract. QUITE contrarily, it can also mean to “rape.”

Rape not so much.

How these things are congruent enough to where some doofus created ravish to describe these activities in one word, I have no clue.

I believe most people when they hear the word “ravished” would go with the meaning “fill someone with intense delight; enrapture.”

Evidently, judging by his next question Anderson Cooper has a similar definition: “But I think most people think of rape as — it is a violent assault. It is not — ,”

Cooper never finished his thought because he was cut off when Carroll injected: “I think most people think of rape as being sexy.”

Only a fetish, delusional sociopath” would think that “rape is sexy.”

At this point, Cooper’s brain probably started hurting, and he called for a commercial break. But not before E. Jean Carroll could spew a few more idiotic gems.

For those few not familiar with the E. Jean Carroll story.

In her new book,  “What Do We Need Men For? A Modest Proposal,” she describes the allegation of a man pushing her up against the wall and “unzips his pants, and, forcing his fingers around my private area, thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I’m not certain — inside me.”

She doesn’t identify Trump as her attacker in the book but in an excerpt published in New York Magazine, Trump is identified as sexually assaulting her in a Bergdorf Goodman’s dressing room 23 years ago.

Carroll, who is out promoting her book with such accusations on television, is starting to lose her credibility. During the 11-minute-plus interview she began to say erratic things. She lost her thought at one point and Cooper just let her get away with it.

The worst was when the interview ended with her declaration that “rape is sexy” and CNN immediately cut away to a commercial. Not only did CNN cut away at that low point to make her look less strange, it deleted that most-interesting section of the interview from its posted account on YouTube.

We learn a bit about the elements that CNN and other media are reporting as a Trump falsehood, that the two of them knew each other. Carroll confirms that the two only met “briefly” once in a social party setting, something Trump, with his massive social life, is very likely to have no memory of.

Cooper then cites it reason to say they knew each other. Not even Carroll admitted that.

She came off as an attention-seeking self-aggrandizer, flirting with Cooper and looking for some kind of affirmation about her own attractiveness. Cooper spoke of something I had noted earlier here, and that Trump himself later brought up — that Carroll was hardly the kind of woman Trump would have sought out in 1995 given his well-known fascination at the time with models and beauty queens. While younger Carroll was not bad-looking, she didn’t come anywhere near that category.

But she wants Cooper to know this: she was “probably the most attractive woman at Bergdorf.” Then several times, she wanted Cooper to know: “I’m so glad that I’m not his type,” and “I love that I’m not his type,” kind of killing her own credibility after making her argument about her good-lookingness.

If she wasn’t his type, why would he be coming onto her, especially since they didn’t know each very well other?

She did support that Trump had exacting standards for female beauty, complaining that he called then-Miss Universe Alicia Machado, who got very fat indeed during her term, of being “fat.” She was fat and Trump kicked up a fuss because it was Machado’s job to be the beauty queen. Trump could be quite particular about things like this. I remember how they had to cover up Machado’s weight issues with a black long-sleeved gown and dark lighting on her final runway walk.

Trump supposedly complained about her being “so old” at age 52, which would confirm the “not my type” argument, too.

She shifted her story a bit about the Bergdorf lingerie department, which didn’t exist on a floor with evening gowns the way Macys is. She said it had bathing suits and cruise wear, leaving off the evening gowns this time, and instead of all the dressing room doors open, there was just one. Hmmm, now her memory is suddenly clear? Cooper sure as heck wasn’t going to probe on that.

How does she defend her credibility? By pointing out 15 other women who’ve made accusations against Trump. By her logic, since they made those unproven charges, then she must be believed? That’s not a reason.

She also says she flirted with Trump and stated she wanted to “dine out” on the experience of shopping with him, “the best New York moment,” hoping he’d try on lingerie for her so she could tell her friends about it, again suggesting something entirely different that might have went on, if it was him at all..

Actress Mindy Robinson pointed out the Carroll accusation are the same as a plot from an old episode of “Law & Order: SVU.” Watch:

https://twitter.com/iheartmindy/status/1143688136465244160?s=11

In the video, the suspect is being questioned and admits “it took place in the dressing room of Bergdorf while she was trying on lingerie I would burst in.”

According to Carroll, via The Cut:

“The moment the dressing-room door is closed, he lunges at me, pushes me against the wall, hitting my head quite badly, and puts his mouth against my lips. I am so shocked I shove him back and start laughing again. He seizes both my arms and pushes me up against the wall a second time, and, as I become aware of how large he is, he holds me against the wall with his shoulder and jams his hand under my coat dress and pulls down my tights. 

I am astonished by what I’m about to write: I keep laughing. The next moment, still wearing correct business attire, shirt, tie, suit jacket, overcoat, he opens the overcoat, unzips his pants, and, forcing his fingers around my private area, thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I’m not certain — inside me. It turns into a colossal struggle. I am wearing a pair of sturdy black patent-leather four-inch Barneys high heels, which puts my height around six-one, and I try to stomp his foot. I try to push him off with my one free hand — for some reason, I keep holding my purse with the other — and I finally get a knee up high enough to push him out and off and I turn, open the door, and run out of the dressing room. 

The whole episode lasts no more than three minutes. I do not believe he ejaculates. I don’t remember if any person or attendant is now in the lingerie department. I don’t remember if I run for the elevator or if I take the slow ride down on the escalator. As soon as I land on the main floor, I run through the store and out the door — I don’t recall which door — and find myself outside on Fifth Avenue.” 

Carroll did not report the alleged incident to the store or police. New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has stated the police gladly would investigate if she files a report. To date, she hasn’t.

Simply put, the more Trump accuser E. Jean Carroll talks the more mentally challenged she looks.

In truth, I haven’t blogged on the E. Jean Carroll story simply due to the fact that after doing my due diligence and watching some old clips of her, it became apparent that at some time in the distant past, she was kicked in the head by a mule.

In one interview with Charlie Rose, E. Jean Carroll explained why she chose to live in the country rather than a big city such as NY or LA.

In essence, she said “I can get work done in the country, if I was in the city I would be thinking about having sex with 12 different men.”

She went on to say “Of course, I would do that, have sex with 12 men and I’ll never get any work done.” I assume she meant separately.

So when President Trump “refuted” her story with “she’s not my type,” it made Carroll looking like a “moronic space cadet.”

While on MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell’s show, E. Jean Carroll seemed shocked when informed that despite this supposedly happening 30-years ago, a DNA expert said they can still sequence any DNA still on the outfit Carroll claims to have saved from her alleged sexual assault.

The moment she started prattling on about “Why would I do that?” and I wouldn’t file a complaint of “rape” against Donald Trump because other people in the world are getting raped, you knew E. Jean Carroll was mentally challenged at the very least.

NY Post Removes Story About E. Jean Carroll’s Sex Assault Claim Against Trump…
Trump Accuser Is Another Fake News Disaster
Jean Carroll’s fluttering pulse
Jean Carroll loses more credibility … and CNN tries to cover it up, twice
Jean Carroll’s Bergdorf claim sounds a lot like a Law & Order episode

Gay Joe Biden

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on October 14, 2019 by andelino

Joe Biden finally came out as being “gay” and reminisced about when gay culture in San Francisco meant “bath houses” and “around-the-clock sex” during an LGBTQ town hall event with “gay” CNN anchor Anderson Cooper.

The former vice president joined other Democratic candidates to take questions on LGBTQ issues during an event in Los Angeles sponsored by CNN and the Human Rights Campaign.

Biden was describing how he made his first public statement supporting same sex marriage in 2012 when he said he came out of the closet. “For example, when I came out and – I came out – when I publicly stated,” he said.

“Gay” CNN anchor Anderson Cooper stepped in: “That would be news, if you…” “’I’ve got something to tell you,” Biden replied.  “I kind of figured it out a while ago,” Cooper dead panned.

That led to a the former vice president reminiscing about how “gay rights” and acceptance of “LGBTQ people” has changed since he first was elected to the Senate in the 1970s.

“Think about Los Angeles here. If you had a business lunch 8, 10 years ago, and there were six or seven people at the lunch, and a gay waiter came up and said something that identified himself being gay, in fact, if one of the people made fun of that waiter, the vast majority of people wouldn’t have said anything at the table. Today you’d all look at him and say, if you’re straight as can be, look at him and say, what the hell is the matter with you? And he’d never be invited back,” Biden pointed out.

Let me get the foam off!

He then brought up a reference to the infamous “bath house” culture in San Francisco, which became a subject of national attention during the AIDS crisis in the 1980s.

“Remember, Anderson? Back 15, 20 years ago, we talked about this in San Francisco was all about, well, you know, gay bath houses. And everybody – it’s all about around-the-clock sex. Come on, man. Gay couples are more likely to stay together longer than heterosexual couples” he added.

Biden even went as far as “grabbing” Anderson Cooper’s shoulders and “leaning” in as though he were going to “kiss” Cooper, who backed up a step.

“We’re going to leave it there,” Cooper replied, ending Biden’s segment on his weird tangent about how straight people think gay people have tons of sex—a fitting last note for a truly “gay” presidential candidate.

To that end, Biden ended his time with Cooper on a passionate note of acceptance. “It’s normal,” he said of being queer in 2019. “It’s normalized. It’s not anything strange. It’s not strange.” I’m sure all the LGBTQ people in the audience appreciated the affirmation.

Joe Biden also talked about how he publicly supported “gay marriage” before his pal President Barack Obama.

He expressed his support during an interview on the “Meet the Press” in May 2012, jumping the gun on an administration announcement about the subject. Obama had not yet taken a public stance on gay marriage.

“I answered the question honestly, and everybody thought that I had jumped the gun on the president,” Biden said of his interview. But when he went into the White House the next day, President Obama supported him.

“I went in on Monday, and all the national press is saying Biden is really going to get nailed when he walks in and sees the president every morning. He got up, and he walked over to me and he said well, you told me. He gave me a kiss. I swear to god,” Biden said.

Well, no surprise there. Bathhouse “Barry” Obama was well know in the Chicago gay community as a pole smoking homo. I wonder if it stopped with just a kiss. Reggie Love must be terribly jealous.

Was it a “French” kiss, Joe? In other words, did Barry slip you the tongue while swapping spit? Joe, have you ever wonder where Barry’s mouth had been before it hit yours?

According to President Trump Joe Biden “was only a good Vice President because he understood how to kiss Obama’s ass.”

R.I.P. Michael Avenatti

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on June 10, 2019 by andelino

Memorial to Michael Avenatti
R.I.P. 2018-2019

There was a time when many in the establishment media viewed “disgraced” celebrity lawyer Michael Avenatti as the country’s “savior” from President Donald Trump.

Around this time last year, many were “speculating” that Avenatti could take on Trump in 2020. Much has “changed” since then.

Here is a “memorial” to the late Michael Avenatti. We will “remember” you…

During a segment last May, MSNBC host “Stephanie Ruhle” gushed…

“I am intrigued, I’m excited, I’m scared, I’m a little grossed out. And you know what? I owe Michael Avenatti an apology. For the last few weeks, I’ve been saying, ‘Enough, already, Michael, I’ve seen you everywhere. What do you have left to say?’ I was wrong, brother. You have a lot to say. The Democrats could learn something from you. You are messing with Trump a lot more than they are.”

Her comments about Avenatti were common among members of the “liberal” media. They also gave him a platform for him to “push” his personal agenda.

Avenatti made 147 appearances on MSNBC and CNN during a 10-week period around the time of Ruhle’s “adoration.” Of those appearances, 131 of them came on either CNN or MSNBC, with 74 coming on CNN and 57 on MSNBC.

Avenatti most frequently appeared on “gay” broadcast journalist “Anderson Cooper 360.” He also made 16 appearances on MSNBC’s “The Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell.”  CNN hosted Avenatti 59 times in two months time.

As his “stardom” continued to rise, Avenatti co-hosted “The View.” Guest host Ana Navarro praised the celebrity lawyer in the highest terms comparing him to the “Holy Spirit.”

CNN’s Chris Cillizza wrote a “column” the day after Avenatti announced he was exploring a presidential run titled, President Michael Avenatti? Never say never!

During an appearance on CNN’s “Reliable Sources with Brian Stelter,” Stelter said he took the lawyer “seriously as a contender” to take on Trump in 2020.

Despite all of the “aspirations” media members had for Avenatti, his campaign is “dead” now that he potentially faces more than four centuries in prison.

Michael Avenatti Don’t You Have More Important Issues To Deal With Than This?

Nijinsky of Cunnilingus

Posted in sex with tags , , , on January 3, 2014 by andelino

Gloria Vanderbilt Appears For Book Promo in New York CityFor some reason, CNN’s “gay” Anderson Cooper decided to reveal some of his mother’s “sexual escapades” during a recent year end review segment, noting that his then 85-year-old mother was “the Nijinsky of Cunnilingus.”

But Cooper wasn’t the only one throwing around the “C” word, that evening.

He was on a panel with Dan Savage, Andrew Sullivan, and two others and the topic of “scandals” came up.

Dan Savage thought the Rob Ford scandal was a good one and said, “I love a good cunnilingus joke on the evening news.”

GNM

This “prompted” Cooper to indulge some lamentable “cunnilingus” talk of his own.

Suddenly Cooper blurted out, “My mom once wrote a romance memoir about men she had dated–and I use that term loosely–and she described one guy she was currently dating–my mom was 85 at the time–as the Nijinsky of cunnilingus. And she made me proofread the book.”

Cooper continued saying, “I was like, ‘Mom, I don’t know much about modern dance.'”

Whereupon Savage interjected, “Or about cunnilingus,” to everyone’s amusement.

Nijinsky of Cunnilingus 01

Anderson Cooper is “famously” homosexual.

He hasn’t been that close to “lady parts” since the day he was born.

But he can speak with authority about “fellatio” (cock sucking) and “fudge packing” (ass fucking).

Well, they say “sex” sells, and as “desperate” as CNN has become I guess they figure they’ll give it a try, although I don’t know that the “sexual escapades” of an 85 year old woman is gonna have the “masses” glued to CNN with “exuberant” anticipation.

I’m afraid to even “read” about that network anymore, let alone “watch” it.

When the “depraved get desperate” I guess they’ll say anything for attention.

This explains why Anderson Cooper “prefers” queer men.

Other than the fact that no woman would let him “touch her” with the exception of Kathy Griffin.

Nijinsky of Cunnilingus 03

Going down on Anderson Cooper

Kissing a Sardine

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on January 4, 2013 by andelino

Kissing a Sardine

Kissing a Sardine

Anderson Cooper’s “gay penis” was on the “run” from Kathy Griffin as she repeatedly attempted to simulate “oral” sex on Anderson live on the air.

Kathy Griffin stooped to new lows with a vulgar effort to “kiss” Anderson Cooper’s “crotch” during Monday nights’ New Year’s Eve live show.

It was their sixth year ringing in the New Year together on CNN. Cooper, who is pretty used to Griffin’s New Year’s Eve “antics,” was giggling nervously ten minutes into the show.

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Kathy & Cooper

He then dropped the ball — “metaphorically speaking” — a few minutes into the broadcast when he brought up a Twitter follower’s comments that there could be a “drinking” game whenever he “giggled” at Griffin’s jokes.

“I’m going to tickle your sack,” his comic co-host immediately quipped. “You can say sack on air. That’s not bad.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I have no sack of gifts here,” Cooper stammered. “A sack of Christmas presents. I did not bring a sack of Christmas presents.”

But that remark was like “chum” in the water for Griffin: “Do you call your private parts your Christmas presents,” she asked in mock surprise. “Typical hot guy.”

That proved to be the “hors d’oeuvre” for the “main” course two hours later.

Shortly after midnight, Anderson cut to a live report by correspondent Gary Tuchman from Eastport, Maine, where the town’s custom is to “kiss” a sculpture of an eight-foot “sardine” that drops from the top of a building much like the “crystal” ball in New York’s Times Square.

The camera then cut back to Cooper and Griffin just in time to catch the self-proclaimed “D-Lister” going down trying to “kiss” Cooper’s crotch.

“Did you drop something,” he asked. “No, I was kissing your sardine,” she answered.

But the vulgarity didn’t stop there. “I can do this all night long… I’m going down” Griffin replied as Cooper grabbed her and pulled her to her upright.

“I’m going on Letterman in two nights, and he wants a moment,” she deadpanned. The awkward tug of war lasted a couple more excruciating seconds before Griffin said, “You know you want to.”

“Believe me, I really don’t want you to do that.” Anderson ended the discussion and pulled her into an upright position, no longer laughing at the conversation that had quickly escalated.

Anderson was a good sport, but seemed genuinely “annoyed” after her first few trips “down” to the crotch.

I give him props for the “line of the night” telling Kathy if she’d been successful “it would have been a first for me, and I’m just not ready to go there.”

I assume he meant the first “blow job” from a women since he has a “gay” boyfriend!

Kathy stripped down to her underwear during the 2011 New Year's Eve gig with Anderson Cooper

Kathy stripped down to her underwear

This is the latest in a long list of acts of “inappropriate” behavior by “slut” Griffin on Cooper’s New Year’s Eve CNN telecast. She has previously dropped the “fuck” bomb, shouted down a heckler with a “blowjob” joke and “stripped” to her underwear.

Kathy, who’s been Anderson’s NYE co-host for the last 6 years, did eventually explain her x-rated “hijinx” claiming David Letterman dared her to “see how close I could come to servicing you.”

Cooper has been silent on the incident but, probably anticipating major offenses, issued an apology before the broadcast. “I want to apologize in advance to anyone @kathygriffin pokes fun of/makes out with/strips down in front of/punches,” he wrote on Twitter yesterday.

Monday night’s on-air “crotch kiss” stupidity between Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin wasn’t the end of the vulgarity.

The following night, while Fiscal Cliff negotiations were finally coming to a head, Cooper had Griffin on his CNN prime time “news” show, where the two acted like a couple of adolescents celebrating how “naughty” they had been the night before.

And this went on a long, long time, with video highlights and Cooper letting Griffin plug her next “junky” special.

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I guess Jeff Zucker can’t take over “fast” enough at CNN, which seems to have utterly “lost” its grip with stuff like this.

Whatever name Griffin made for herself came in large part from her vicious, “vulgar” attacks on conservatives and Christians. Therefore, CNN proved it “lost its way” simply by inviting Griffin on as a New Years Eve co-host.

Griffin is one of the most bitterly divisive celebrities working today. Her presence alone turns off half the audience politically and then you’re going to lose anyone on the Left with an appreciation for talent beyond the ability to debase one’s self.

As for Cooper’s image, he’s far from CNN’s biggest problem but how much of this “silliness” can he keep indulging before people start to say, “Hey, maybe this is who this guy really is – a giggling clown, not a newsman”?

It’s in Cooper to be better, but what he needs is a strong, smart producer to control his worst instincts and get him back on track.

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Kathy Griffin

“Yikes!” Kathy Griffin without “makeup” is no laughing matter.

Here is photo of the red-headed, sex starved co-host when she went for a bare-faced hike through Runyon Canyon in Hollywood with boyfriend Randy Bick on September 19, 2012.

The petite star tied her hair up in a messy bun and stepped out without the usual layers of foundation and eye shadow she piles on for the red carpet.

Memo to gay Anderson Cooper:  Your resolution for 2013 may want to be to stop inviting Kathy Griffin back for CNN’s New Year’s Eve live coverage.

If you must eat anchovy sardine noms use a breath mint before kissing me

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