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Allahu Akbar

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on May 17, 2017 by andelino

Why do Muslims always shout “Allahu Akbar” when they carry out a “terrorist” attack?

The videos  below will help you argue “against” Muslims and their leftist useful “idiots” when they say “terrorism has nothing to do with Islam.”

Answer:  “Allahu Akbar” means “Our god is greater than your God.”

Below, you will find a list of “opinions” about Islam that you may “express” if you’d like to. The list is extensive, but not comprehensive.

If you feel the “need” to say any of these things, you “have” that right.

  1. Islam appears to be a religion designed for pigs.
  2. The world would be a much better place without Islam.
  3. If every religion in the world, aside from Islam, grows in popularity, it will bring about a neutral or positive change. But if Islam grows in popularity in proportion to the other religions, it will bring about a negative change.
  4. The worst thing about Israel is that Islam is practiced there.
  5. The reason the West is superior to the Middle East in every imaginable way is the simple fact that the Middle East has been far more influenced by Islam.
  6. Mohammed is a fictional character. But if he were real, he’d be contemptible.
  7. The Quran is more useful as kindling than as a spiritual guide.
  8. I despise Islam.
  9. I will never participate in any Islamic ritual.
  10. If God could pee, he would pee on the Quran.
  11. Various forms of Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Sikhism, and other religions will be practiced in the distant future. Islam will be forgotten.
  12. The only thing that would stop me from having kids is the fear that they could be influenced by Islam.

The INEVITABLE DEMISE of the Islamic World


War Porn

Posted in uncategorized with tags , on July 18, 2016 by andelino

War Porn

“Bismillah al-Rahman al-Rahim.”

In the Name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful, All Knowing, Omnipotent Deity.

All “thanks and praise” are due to Allah, and “peace and blessings” be upon his Messengers.

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Allah “always” knows what is “best” for his soldiers.

Allahu Akbar.

Terrorism Experiment

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on June 25, 2016 by andelino

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A “terrorism experiment” aimed at “comparing” reactions to Radical Islam vs. Jesus Christianity went viral on the Internet.

The video begins with YouTube “prankster” Joey Salads introducing the action, explaining that he will pose as a “Christian terrorist,” while his friend Stevie Croutons wearing a white thawb will act as an “Islamic terrorist.”

The two then “prey” on innocent citizens, each dropping a “suspicious” looking  silver wrapped box, presumably indicating a “bomb,” while shouting either “Allahu Akbar!” or “Praise Jesus!”

Those targeted by the “Muslim” seemed genuinely “fearful,” with one man even “running” after Croutons after he dropped the “bomb.”

However, those targeted by the “Christian terrorist” didn’t seem “scared” for their lives. Instead, they seemed generally “confused,” and even “amused” at times.

Salads told RT that the video, which has so far received over 1 million views, was aimed at generating a “conversation” about why people are fearing “Islam over Christianity.”

YouTube user CJ Boggan had the perfect “answer” to Salad’s question of why people “fear” Muslim “extremists” more than Christians.

“Look at the evidence,” he wrote, posing the question of whether Salads had ever “heard” of a Christian terrorist. “There are more Muslim terrorist groups than Christian groups. Stupid video.”

Salads told RT he has “vowed to donate all the money the video makes to one of the charity organizations for the victims of the Orlando mass shooting.”

The “Terrorism Experiment” clearly proved that people are very “concerned” and alert about “radical Islam extremists” on American soil.

It further proved that everyone “instinctively” knows they have nothing to “fear” from someone saying “Praise Jesus” but plenty of “reason for concern” when someone shouts “Allahu Akbar” in their devotion to Islam.

The real danger of such “pranks” is that Stevie Croutons could have been “mistakenly” shot dead in “self defense” by a licensed concealed carrying citizen.

In a related “terrorism experiment” at a graduation ceremony at a Gaza kindergarten featured a theatrical show of “terrorist skills” presented by the graduating children of the 2016 Al-Quds class of the Islamic Al-Hoda kindergarten.

The children, clad in “Islamic Jihad fatigues,” demonstrated “the planting of anti-tank mines, the killing and kidnapping of enemy soldiers, the launching of mortars, and more.”

Videos “documenting” the event were posted on the kindergarten’s “YouTube” account and “Facebook” page. The Al-Hoda kindergarten is located in the Zaytun Quarter in Gaza, and is “run” by Maha Ashour.

Sheikh Khadr Habib, an “Islamic Jihad leader” in Gaza, delivered a speech during the ceremony, and said that the children send a “message of love” to the world and that their message to the Israelis is: “We are not terrorists, don’t force us to kill you.”

Allah Knows Best

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , on May 31, 2014 by andelino

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Who doesn’t love to watch a dose of “instant karma” being delivered to the very people trying to “indiscriminately” kill whoever doesn’t believe in their faith?

Nobody at all.

In this “Jihadi” workplace video is a group of men who appear to be “celebrating” the fact they’re about to go “blow” something up when a massive dose of “karma” comes up and “bites” them in the ass.

The Syrian-based “terror” group is all sitting around “singing” and “shouting” to Allah, rifles stacked in the middle of the room in a “menacing” manner and their flag draped on the wall above.

As their celebration continues, all of the sudden there’s a massive “BOOM” and the camera is shot off the screen.

Panic ensues, and the men run around like madmen screaming “Allahu Akbar!”

These men are said to be a group of “Takfiri” terrorists, a foreign-sponsored group that’s “claimed” responsibility for numerous attacks across Syria, Lebanon, and Iraq.

It’s the “feel-good” video of the day.

An American was one of four “suicide” bombers who took part in a recent coordinated “assault” in Syria, according to an “Al Nusrah Front” sharia official who is active on Twitter.

Al Nusrah Front’s Twitter feed for Idlib posted the picture below of the truck, saying that multiple “tons of explosives” had been loaded into it. The driver’s alias was given as Abu Hurayra al Muhajir, or “the Emigrant.”

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Abu Sulayman al Muhajir tweeted the picture below and gave the jihadist’s name as “Abu Hurayra Al-Amriki,” meaning “the American.” The accompanying text reads, “Performed a martyrdom operation in Idlib, Jabal Al-Arba’een. May Allah accept him.”

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Abu Sulayman would “presumably” be in a position to know the assailant’s “nationality” and identity. He became one of the “top sharia officials” in the Al Nusrah Front after relocating from Australia to Syria last year.

Prior to his move, Abu Sulayman became well known for his attempts to “drum up” support for the jihad in Syria. In a video released by the Al Nusrah Front in mid-April, Abu Sulayman “displayed” knowledge of al Qaeda’s “inner workings and organizational” structure.

Still, American officials contacted have “not confirmed” the bomber’s identity. If he is in fact an American, then the attack in Idlib is the first known instance in which a “jihadist recruit” from the US took part in a “suicide” operation in Syria.

Pictures and videos from the “coordinated suicide bombings” have been promoted by a Twitter feed maintained by the Al Nusrah Front in Idlib, Syria. The video below appears to show the truck driven by Abu Hurayra being loaded with “explosives and then detonated.”

Allah knows best: “That’s one less jihadi we’ll have to worry about coming home to do damage in America.”

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Arab Spring Surprise

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on December 20, 2012 by andelino

The Battle for the Arab SpringIn recent months, Obama’s “foreign” policies are not going so well.

In “Libya,” Obama pushed out brutal but cooperative dictator Moammar Gadhafi. The country turned lawless.

On 9/11, terrorists not reacting to an obscure anti-Islam video sacked the “Benghazi” consulate, killing four Americans.

“Al Qaeda” forces are resurgent there, making a lie of Obama’s campaign claims the outfit had been devastated by George W. Bush’s successor.

In “Egypt,” Obama helped oust brutal but cooperative dictator Hosni Mubarak.

Which lead to a national election win by Mohammed Morsi, a Muslim Brotherhood “brother,” who’s now denouncing Israel, visiting Iran, supporting “Sharia law” and claiming the familiar “temporary” dictatorial powers, despite widespread pro-democracy street demonstrations.

Despite effusive praise for Morsi from Obama spokesman Jay Carney, the new Egyptian leader doesn’t seem worried about Obama cutting off his billions in U.S. aid.

And public opinion polls there indicate a substantial majority of Egyptians no longer like the United States.

Then, there’s “Hamas'” rockets and “Israeli” retaliation and “Iran’s” nukes and “Syrian” slaughter and “Serin.”

Obama has been phoning “Mideastern” Muslim leaders in recent weeks more often than he’s called “House” Republicans.

White House “read-outs” of presidential phone communications typically describe in general terms the subjects discussed, always emphasizing agreements between the two chatting leaders and promises of important future consultations and collaborations.

Here is the full read-out of Obama’s phone call to Morsi. See if you too are struck by this “one-sided” conversation. There’s not one single word about Morsi’s response or reaction to the Obama’s lecture.

“President Obama called President Morsi today to express his deep concern about the deaths and injuries of protesters in Egypt.  The President emphasized that all political leaders in Egypt should make clear to their supporters that violence is unacceptable.  He welcomed President Morsi’s call for a dialogue with the opposition but stressed that such a dialogue should occur without preconditions.  The President noted that the United States has also urged opposition leaders to join in this dialogue without preconditions.  He reiterated the United States’ continued support for the Egyptian people and their transition to a democracy that respects the rights of all Egyptians. The President underscored that it is essential for Egyptian leaders across the political spectrum to put aside their differences and come together to agree on a path that will move Egypt forward.” 

This could mean President Morsi laughed at the Chicago “Community Organizer” offering advice on governing to the leader of a 4,600-year-old country. Perhaps Morsi said nothing or sent Obama’s call straight through to voice mail as Obama chattered away.

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Or it could also possibly mean that the White House chose not to release the “original” transcript of the “one sided” talk with Morsi:

Hello? Is this President Morsi’s office? . . . It is? Could you please put me through to him? . . . Yes, I’ll wait. Thank you. . . . Dum de dum dum. . . . Yes, is this President Morsi? . . . Hello, Mohamed! This is Barack. . . . Barack Hussein Obama, you know, your brother from another mother. I’m calling from here in the United States. . . Yes, Mohamed, Allahu Akbar to you, too. . . . How am I? Well, I’m fine. Thanks for asking. And how about yourself? . . .  You’re fine, too. Good. I’m glad that we’re both fine. . . . Now listen, Mohamed, about these embassy things. I just called to apologize to you VERY DEEPLY about what a bunch of infidels we have here in this country. . . . I know, I know, may they all be spat upon by camels and have their testicles crushed. . . . It’s just, you see, we have this silly little ‘freedom of speech’ thing here in America, and, frankly, there’s not much I can do about it at the moment. We’re TRYING–believe me, we’re trying–to do everything we can to stop them, but some of our folks are kind of, well, obstinate. . . . Yes, I know, Mohamed, it would be so much simpler if we just gunned them all down, but this is an election year, and that sort of thing would not go over too well. . . . So, what I guess I’m saying is: What do you want me to do to appease your crowds? . . . An apology tour through the Arab world? I could do that. Could it wait till after the election, though? I’ve got a lot of fundraisers to attend right now. . . . And, and what? Five billion dollars more in aid? We could do that. . . . Made out to your personal account? OK, let me talk to my people and I’ll get back to you. . . . Fine. Alright then. And may a thousand virgins greet you in paradise, too, Mohamed. Bye now.”

The “Appeaser-and-Apologizer-in-Chief” looks more and more bewildered and befuddled as the “Arab Spring” surprise is blowing up in “Emperor Obozo’s” face while Libya, Cairo, Benghazi, Hamas, Israel, Syria and Iran “burn brightly.”

Arab Spring Surprise

Seriously, what an “idiotic” U.S. administration “failure” we have in the White House fiddling, bumbling and fumbling around in Foreign Policy affairs.

Egypt and the Death of the “Arab Spring”

Americans Are Cows, Not Cowboys; “America Will Disintegrate”

Quran 3151

Internet Police

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on November 27, 2012 by andelino

United Nations, New York, NY – November 26, 2012

Today the United Nations announced through its new official Internet Control spokesperson, Muhammad Alphonse Mohammed Muhammad, that all the interwebs are belong to them.

“Today is a momentous day in the history of both the world and technology,” stated Muhammad.

“Today at the United Nations, Allah willing, all control of the interwebs is given into the just and capable hands of the United Nations Internet Police.

Allahu Akbar! And FORWARD!”

Muhammad also stated that, “Now the rich Americans can pay their fair share, as we implement appropriate and fair taxes on all internet usage, Allah willing. All your interwebs are belong to us!!”

When asked how this would affect the average American, Muhammad said that, “It will affect them as they deserve! Allahu Akbar! In all fairness and jihad!”

American Presidential spokes mouth Jay Carney barked, “For the record, the President is in favor of giving the Internet over to United Nations control and oversight, and we’ve been in secret negotiations for quite some time.

Now that the President has more flexibility, the UN can finally help us to properly tax the Internet, as well as aid in providing fairness and equality to the worldwide web.”

In related news today, a large group of United Nations soldiers gathered outside “Microsoft™” headquarters in Redmond, WA.

When asked why they were there by concerned neighbors, one of the soldiers was heard to reply “All your computer are belong to U.N.!”

Stay tuned for further developing updates…

Workplace Violence

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on October 22, 2012 by andelino

The Pentagon reasserted its belief that the Ft. Hood workplace violence on November 5, 2009, was exactly that – “workplace violence,” and nothing more.

Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, an Army psychiatrist, has been charged with 13 counts of premeditated murder and 32 counts of attempted premeditated murder in the November 2009 attack at Fort Hood, Texas.

The Pentagon also affirmed that Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan’s yelling “Allahu Akbar!” as he fired the shots that killed 13 and wounded more than 30 had nothing to do with so-called “Radical Islam”, but was rather the major’s way of letting off steam after not having the “office coffee” pot refilled by whomever got the last cup, one too many times.

“After years of disdainful and malicious coffee room treatment by the US military, Major Hasan had simply had enough. Obviously, the soldiers and other personnel the major was forced to work with on a daily basis need a lot more sensitivity training”, stated a representative spokes unit from the Department of Defense, as he rose from his “prayer rug.”

The military should consider this a wake up call, “Allah willing!”

After Obama is no longer president, he can set things right with the military and give “executive clemency” to Maj. Hasan.

Imagine the celebrations that would happen throughout the “Muslim” world!

No need to get all upset over random “acts of workplace violence.”

Next Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan will be looking into suing the “people’s estates” who actually had the gall to die from those arbitrary workplace “weapon discharges” as they are tarnishing his “good name.”

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