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Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on May 13, 2020 by andelino

Obama seems worried about the DOJ dropping the Flynn case, because of what the scandals will reveal about his own “corrupt and treasonous” administration.

As a new presidential election is coming up, and the last time we had one of those, we heard nothing but “Russia, Russia, Russia.” The Democrat media complex spent nearly three years of wall-to-wall coverage trying to convince you that the Trump campaign “colluded” with Russia in 2016 to rig the presidential election.

Now that these allegations have been thoroughly “disproved” the journalists are determined never to revisit the subject again.

But two major events that recently occurred are forcing the “truth” back into the spotlight. One has to do with Rep. “Pencil Neck” Adam Schiff, and the other has to do with Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn.

In 2017, Schiff and many other “radical leftists” were telling us through ABC, CBS, CNN, NBC, the New York Times, the Washington Post and other media outlets that they had received “direct evidence” of collusion during “closed-door” congressional hearings.

Last week, Schiff finally released transcripts from these hearings. As it turns out, the testimony given under oath in 2017 tells a much different story from what Schiff and others were falsely telling the media.

James Clapper had been the director of national intelligence for President Barack Obama. In his testimony to Congress, he admitted that he “never saw any direct empirical evidence that the Trump campaign or someone in it was plotting/conspiring with the Russians to meddle with the election.”

Evelyn Farkas was one of President Obama’s senior defense officials. She appeared on MSNBC in March 2017 and said that information about Trump colluding with Russia existed, and she feared that the new Trump administration would destroy it. She encouraged her former co-workers to leak or spread whatever information they had throughout the intelligence community.

Three months later, however, Farkas was asked under oath what “information” on Trump-Russia collusion she was aware of. “I didn’t know anything,” she said. She just “felt” there was such intelligence out there somewhere.

After hearing all of this sworn testimony three years ago, Adam Schiff stepped in front of news cameras over and again, talking repeatedly about the “evidence” he had against Donald Trump.

Even last week, when Schiff released the transcripts, he said they “richly detail evidence of the Trump campaign’s efforts to invite, make use of, and cover up Russia’s help in the 2016 presidential election.”

Even when his “lies” are fully exposed, he continues to “lie.”

On the same day Schiff released the transcripts, another big development occurred. The Department of Justice moved to drop its case against Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn.

Obama’s FBI had investigated Flynn for alleged illegal ties to Russia. It was ready to close its investigation on Jan. 4, 2017, a couple of weeks before President Trump was inaugurated and Flynn became his national security advisor.

But the investigation was kept open due to the efforts of agent Peter Strzok, acting on orders from the “seventh floor.” Why did the FBI and Department of Justice keep that case open?

What is gradually being revealed in all of this is far bigger than Flynn or the attorney general or the president.

It has now emerged that the Justice Department’s lead prosecutor, Brandon Van Grack, had evidence that actually “cleared” Flynn. Yet when he told the judge that the department had turned over all the evidence to Flynn’s legal team, that “evidence” was withheld.


In the motion to dismiss charges against Flynn, the Department of Justice attached about 80 pages of exhibits. Exhibit 4 is an FBI 302 document regarding a Jan. 5, 2017, meeting led by Obama in the Oval Office with Vice President Joe Biden and the administration’s top intelligence officials: “Director Clapper, CIA Director John Brennan, FBI Director James Comey, NSA Director Michael Rogers, National Security Advisor Susan Rice and Deputy Attorney General Sally Yates.”

At the end of the meeting, Obama instructed everyone to leave except Yates and Comey—the two individuals who would be continuing their jobs under incoming President Trump.

According to the FBI document, President Obama himself was very well informed about Flynn’s (perfectly legal) phone call with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak. In fact, he was the one who informed Yates about it. “Obama started by saying he had ‘learned of the information about Flynn’ and his conversation with Kislyak about sanctions. At that point, Yates had no idea what the president was talking about, but figured it out based on the conversation.”

Why is this significant?

A couple of weeks later, Trump took office and Flynn was appointed. But because it had an investigation open, the FBI was able to interview Flynn in his office at the White House.

What was the purpose of that interview? To set a “perjury” trap! To try to force Flynn to “resign” almost as soon as he was appointed, and to hopefully lead to a “conviction” against him and a “blow” to the new Trump administration.

And it worked.

Attorney General William Barr was blunt last week about the reason the Department of Justice is now withdrawing its case against Flynn. This was “not a legitimate counterintelligence investigation,” he said. The reason the DOJ and the FBI kept the case open was “for the express purpose of trying to … lay a perjury trap.”

Strzok kept the investigation open on orders from the “seventh floor.” That refers to the highest officials of the FBI: including Deputy Director Andrew McCabe and Director Comey himself! Who was over Comey? Yates. And who called both Comey and Yates to the Oval Office and gave them their marching orders immediately prior to the beginning of the Trump administration? “President Barack Obama.”

More and more evidence points to this: The “deep state’s” entrapment of Michael Flynn traces back to “Barack Obama” himself!

The possibility of a sitting president using the nation’s security and intelligence power against his successor is “bombshell” news, no matter who you are or how you look at it. But what has been the media’s reaction to this major news event? Mainstream journalists and other “radical leftists” have not revisited the actual evidence (or lack thereof) against Flynn.

They have instead tried to spin the news cycle into accusations that Barr is subverting “justice” to do President Trump’s bidding.

Obama himself even weighed in over the weekend, saying it was unprecedented for someone “charged with perjury to get off scot-free.” As Prof. Jonathan Turley wrote in response, Obama got it wrong on the charge and on the lack of precedent. But judging by the mainstream news coverage, you’d never know it.

In spite of the incredible power wielded—then and now—by Obama, the deep state and the mainstream media, there are more revelations to come. But from what we are seeing already, it is clear that the “corrupt and treasonous” Obama White House administration is being exposed.

Fearing that recent revelations will reflect badly on his administration Obama has taken to providing talking points directly to his minions rather than filtering them through the usual channels ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, NYT, WAPO, LAT.

That frees these channels up to carry on with the more important news while the Obamabots take to the Twitterverse to  stoke it up with the Obama directed “Orange Man Bad” meme du jour.

What were the former President’s criticisms? For one he called the current administration’s response to the pandemic “an absolute chaotic disaster.”

“And by the way, we’re seeing that internationally as well. It’s part of the reason why the response to this global crisis has been so anemic and spotty. It would have been bad even with the best of governments. It has been an absolute chaotic disaster when that mindset — of ‘what’s in it for me’ and ‘to heck with everybody else’ — when that mindset is operationalized in our government.”

Because, according to the MSM, there was never any chaotic disasters during the Obama years. And then there was this:

“This election that’s coming up on every level is so important because what we’re going to be battling is not just a particular individual or a political party. What we’re fighting against is these long term trends in which being selfish, being tribal, being divided, and seeing others as an enemy — that has become a stronger impulse in American life.”

Yes….. selfish, tribal, divided, and seeing others as an enemy? Smells like “corrupt and treasonous” Obama liberalism to me.

Asian Murder Hornets

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on May 8, 2020 by andelino

Apparently, the U.S. media establishment has learned nothing from the mistakes it made covering the early stages of the coronavirus pandemic—namely, its use of such offensive terms as “Chinese virus,” “Wuhan virus” and “Taiwan,” and its suggestion that the virus might have “originated” in China.

Media reports on the arrival of the “Asian giant hornet”—aka “Murder Hornet”—in North America have been plagued by the same “racist fear mongering” that tainted the early coverage of the Covid-19 virus.

The New York Post, for example, chose to describe the insect as “Asia’s murder hornet,” as if stating the continent of origin will do anything to further the reader’s understanding. It goes without saying that for every 10 people who read that headline, at least one will be tempted to murder an Asian person.

Journalists, who are easily frightened, should know better than to suggest that just because something happens to come from Asia and kills people doesn’t mean we should all be scared of it. According to the New York Times, the “Asian hornet” can grow up to two inches long. To put that number into perspective, the average American black bear is about 54 inches long. That’s 27 times larger than the so-called “murder hornet from Asia.”

The New York Times report includes a fairly gruesome description of how the two-inch hornet allegedly murders its victims, the vast majority of which are honeybees—NOT humans. Sure, the hornets use “mandibles shaped like spiked shark fins to wipe out a honeybee hive in a matter of hours, decapitating the bees and flying away with the thoraxes to feed their young.” But journalism is supposed to tell both sides of the story.

The media’s rush to portray these honeybees as innocent victims does not hold up to scrutiny. At the very least, the reality is more complicated. “Japanese honeybees defend themselves by swarming the hornets and vibrating their wing muscles,” Atlantic science writer Ed Yong explained on Twitter. “This is called heatballing. It raises the temperature and CO2 levels inside the ball. The hornets cook and choke to death.”

Proportionate response? Or excessive torture? Maybe the bees started it. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? “Murder” is a loaded term, but “self-defense hornet” or even “manslaughter hornet” wouldn’t get as many clicks. As is often the case, the truth takes a back seat to sensationalism. Where is CNN’s Brian Stelter when we need him? Oh, right. He’s crying.

When it comes to humans, the hornet allegedly murders about 50 people per year in Japan. For context, that’s half the number of people who die in the United States from “auto-erotic asphyxiation” according to Live Science. For further context, the United States military’s Japanese body count dwarfs what this tiny hornet has managed to accomplish, but the media tend to omit this fact from their so-called reporting on the subject.

The spike in “Asian murder hornets” content has prompted many journalists and other influencers to make stupid jokes at the maligned insect’s expense—partly out of fear but also as a way to build themselves up by putting others down.

“Murder Hornet is my Anthrax cover band name.” — Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) May 2, 2020

Everyone needs to stop freaking out about “Asian murder hornets.” Instead, we could start freaking out about things that matter, such as “racism” or the “insubordination of Chinese Taipei.”

We should, at the very least, stop exploiting these insects to alleviate our own anxiety and start working to make the world a better place—for all of God’s creatures.

The arrival of the “Asian murder hornet” in the US is all President Trump’s fault. “Ripper” Nancy Pelosi and “Pencil Neck” Adam Schiff calling again for another “impeachment” to be added to a growing list of other events which they think will deal a “devastating” blow to the re-election of Donald Trump November 2020.

Wouldn’t it be funny if global warming were the answer to murder hornets?

Bitter Clingers

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on February 14, 2020 by andelino

Barack Obama once referred to middle Americans as people who cling to their “God, Guns, and Bibles.”

Today’s democrats led by Adam Schiff, Gerald Nadler, Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are the “real bitter clingers” as they refuse to accept the fact that they lost the “election” and now the “impeachment” hoax.

They are still “clinging” to their impeachment “shame hoax, smears and believing their own lies.”  

The Dems have failed once again in their latest “coup” attempt. The damage they have done to the country is incalculable. They haven’t done one thing to make the country more “safe, secure or create new jobs” like Trump has.

Their “hatred” for Trump surpasses their “desire” to do anything for the American people.

Since the 2016 elections ended, Democrats have done nothing but try to get Donald Trump “impeached and removed” from office. But the President has successfully “defeated” every assault they’ve launched at him.

They have tried everything in their power to change the results and overthrow Trump. First, it was “Stormy, Stormy, Stormy.” That failed. Then it was “Russia, Russia, Russia.” That failed. Then it was “Collusion, Collusion, Collusion.” That failed. Then it was the “Mueller Report, Mueller report, Mueller Report.” That failed. Then came “ Impeachment, Impeachment, Impeachment.” That failed. Next came “Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine” and that has failed too.

They are still “clinging” to the fact that President Trump shouldn’t be there and are now trying to affect the 2020 election so they win that by “hook and crook.”

God forbid they should do the job they were elected to do and “serve the people” who elected them by working on “healthcare, immigration, infrastructure” and other assorted jobs they should be working on. But no, all they see is “overthrowing” Trump. Imagine what could be done if they co-operated with him?

They proved themselves to be desperate and defeated. Dan Bongino speaking  on Sean Hannity’s show said: “This was like looking for a witness to a bank robbery to a bank that doesn’t exist.”

Nancy Pelosi had a complete “meltdown” saying that Trump should not be “acquitted” and his defense team should be “disbarred.” She also went on to say that even if he is acquitted he is “impeached for life.”

On his radio show Rush Limbaugh said, “They’re gonna dirty up the acquittal. They’re gonna claim, the acquittal is illegitimate because the Republicans are partisan. The Republicans are scared. The Republicans don’t have any witnesses. The Republicans know Trump did it and this is the worst thing that could happen. We’re setting Trump up to be a dictator,” and that is exactly what Schumer was saying in his press conference.

And here is the rub, the Democrats don’t “really” want witnesses. The media’s a whole “different” ballgame. The media “wants” witnesses. The media are “convinced” that they can get a “conviction” and get Trump thrown out of office in by an “impeachment” trial.

An article on a website read, “The media’s impeachment crusade was never designed to remove President Trump from office. It was just another attempt by the media to portray him negatively while signaling to an already-exhausted electorate that they’ll keep tearing our country apart with their partisan hatred unless we choose someone else in 2020.”

They all fear Trump, because these “parasites” hide in the swamp feeding off “We The People” who serve as their primary host. And Trump promised to “drain” their swamp, which would “starve” most of them out and leave them exposed. So for the swamp and its many “monsters and parasites”, stopping Trump isn’t a matter of principle. It’s a matter of survival.

In an interview with “60 Minutes”, former FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe says that the DOJ considered lobbying Trump’s cabinet to invoke the “25th Amendment” and remove him from office. This is the government “behind” the government known as the “Deep State.” Like or dislike Trump, there is no excuse for this “coup d’état.” The deep state obviously do not believe in democratic elections.

Senator Rand Paul commented on the impeachment situation saying “Right now, Trump is the presumptive nominee. The thing is, if convicted, he wouldn’t be allowed to run. This isn’t about the 2016 election. It’s not about potential malfeasance in office. It’s about taking him off the ballot and there being chaos on the other side. If Trump were to be removed from the ballot. Can you imagine the chaos? If he’s kicked out of the presidency, he’s removed from the ballot. We would have had most of our primaries by the time this happens.”

This whole situation is just a “witch hunt” defaming the current elected President. Why? Because the supposed democratic “rivals” of today know they have no chance in the next election to “beat” Donald Trump.

It always was to try to “destroy” Trump’s credibility and to sabotage his chances in the 2020 election. They cannot beat him on a platform with all the “clown car” full of socialists, Marxists, and communist. The impeachment also was a way to stop his successes like “tax cuts, world trade and ending the scum ISIS.”

The latest plot by Liberals is turning their attention back to forcing Trump to reveal his federal tax returns. And if he refuses to comply, they’ll try to “block” him from even appearing on ballots across the United States which would all but guarantee victory for whichever Democratic candidate wins the primaries.

This is getting boring already. They know they can’t beat him with the candidates they have and as Rep. Al Greene said, “We can’t beat him so we have to impeach him” and now that looks like it’s no longer working.

There is going to be a lot of “cheating” going on this next election as the Dems are out for “blood” and will do anything to attain power they so bitterly “cling” to. Yet through all this Trump’s ratings continue to rise where he is now higher than where Obama was at this time and should continue to rise as he has more and more rallies attracting tens of thousands setting records everywhere like in blue state New Jersey where 178,000 people showed up.

King of Florida

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 7, 2020 by andelino

Lead House Impeachment Guru Adam Bennett Schiff.

Lead House “Impeachment” guru Adam Schiff stated during closing arguments in the “Senate trial” that he had “irrefutable proof” President Trump was going to give Alaska back to the Russians.

He had learned about it just an hour ago, Schiff claimed, from an anonymous “whistleblower” who approached him during lunch. He was wearing a brown “paper bag” over his head with a hand-written “Come On Man” on it.

The “coward” told Schiff that he had overheard Donald Trump “promising” Vladimir Putin that he’d give him “Alaska” back if Russia helped him to “cheat in the 2020″ election. The whistleblower couldn’t repeat his words under “oath” because Trump’s “henchmen” were everywhere and the man was “afraid” for his life. But as a “patriot” worried about our “democracy” he couldn’t stay silent.

Schiff’s new evidence of the most current “Trump-Russia Collusion” was a Wikipedia page detailing the sale of Alaska by Russia in 1867, and a smudgy photocopy of the check for $7.2 million U.S. dollars given by the U.S. President to the Russians in this deal.

The allegation sent “shock waves” through the Democratic side of the isle, followed by demands to call additional “witnesses” and to start a new impeachment probe. Republicans, however, appeared unimpressed and set on “exonerating” Trump. That caused Schiff to deliver an even more shocking pronouncement: “he had a bombshell story from yet another whistleblower, which was for real.”

Schiff said, as he went to the “restroom” a man in the next stall told him a “disturbing” story about how he overheard Trump “promising” the French president Emmanuel Macron to give him back the “Louisiana Purchase” if France helped him “cheat in the 2024” election. When Macron asked if any help was needed with this year’s election, Trump said it had been already “subcontracted” to Putin. The whistleblower had been hiding in that stall Schiff said “because as a patriot fearing for our democracy he couldn’t remain silent.”

Schiff showed a “slide” which proved without any “shadow of a doubt” that the Louisiana Purchase comprised fifteen U.S. states and two Canadian provinces, including the entirety of Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Nebraska; large portions of North Dakota and South Dakota; the area of Montana, Wyoming, and Colorado east of the Continental Divide; the portion of Minnesota west of the Mississippi River; the northeastern section of New Mexico; northern portions of Texas; New Orleans and the portions of Louisiana west of the Mississippi River.

Calls for more witness “testimonies” and impeachment probes followed from the Democrats, but this time less enthusiastically. The Republicans once again shrugged it off, weary of the “three-and-a-half-year” impeachment efforts by the Democrats.

At that point Adam Schiff “waved” a stack of papers over his head, declaring that he also had overwhelming “evidence” of Trump’s collusion with Mexico, whereby Trump had “promised” President Obrador to undo the “1848 Mexican Cession” in exchange for “cheating in the 2028” election. That way the whole of California, Nevada, Utah, most of Arizona, about half of New Mexico, about a quarter of Colorado, and a small section of Wyoming would become Mexican “provinces.”

When that revelation had no effect, “Impeachment” guru Schiff took a deep breath and “claimed” that he had personally seen Trump “chatting” with Boris Johnson on Twitter about “returning” all of the “Thirteen British Colonies”  as well as Oregon, Idaho, parts of Minnesota, North Dakota, and South Dakota back to “Britain,” in exchange for helping him “cheating in the 2032” election.

Trump apparently also “mentioned” he was planning to give the worthless “New York State” to the Dutch for free since it was completely “ruined” by current Mayor Bill de Blasio.

But that wasn’t all. According to  Schiff, President Trump wanted to exchange all of the American states for power and riches, except “Florida.” Then he would declare himself “King of Florida” and retire in his “Mar-A-Lago Palace,” leaving Jared Kushner to run what’s left of the country and “delegating” to him decisions whether to go to “war” with any nation.

Schiff’s speech was suddenly “interrupted” by a growing commotion on the Democratic side of the isle, which culminated in “applause, cheers, and calls to acquit and reelect Donald Trump.” As it turned out, the Democratic Senators gradually “realized” that if all their respective states were to become parts of “France, Britain, Mexico and The Netherlands” – the very countries they admired – why “fight” it?

They’d been working to “reshape” America in the image of those countries anyway. It was a “dream” come true, and losing most of these “States” was a small price to pay for “three-and-a-half-year” impeachment efforts.

That quickly “escalated” on both sides of the Senate “uniting” in a rare display of “bipartisanship” and voting to “acquit” Trump without delay, each party for their “own” reasons.

Even Speaker of the House, Madame Nancy Pelosi, was so excited she “ripped” the “Constitution”  apart live on national TV after President Trump’s “2020 State of the Union” address.

King of Florida, Donald J. Trump

Adam Schiff Warns Donald Trump Could Give Alaska to the Russians If Not Impeached


Congressional Democrats

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on January 18, 2020 by andelino

Republicans Congressional members stand and applaud as Democratic members sit as President Donald Trump pauses during his address to a joint session of Congress on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2017. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

An Open Letter To Congressional Democrats

“You run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its’ sinking,
Only to come up behind you again,
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you’re older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death”
Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon.

Dear Congressional Democrats:

The above verse from the Pink Floyd song, “Dark Side of the Moon” applies to you. It’s been three years since the “election” and what have you done for your “constituents, country, and people” who elected you?


All you did was sit on your “fat rear ends” with one thumb in your “mouth” and your other thumb up your “arse” thinking of new ways to “smear, attack, besmirch” duly elected President Trump, his wife and family all because you cannot accept the fact you “lost” an election with your “corrupt, crooked, lying” but beloved Hillary.

I have never seen such a bunch of “self-serving, corrupt, cold-hearted, negative, evil democrats” with no sense of “humor” in all my life.

Your minds have been so “inundated” with what is known as “Trump Derangement Syndrome” that all you and your willing cohorts in the “fake” media can think of is new ways to “overthrow him, call him names and attack him” day in and day out every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week, month and year.

You hold these “sham” impeachment hearings led by the lying, deceiving Adam “Shifty” Schiff that didn’t allow Republicans to have any witnesses and didn’t allow Republicans to question witnesses as long a time as democrats could.

That was certainly something out of the old Soviet Union. Schiff even read the call Trump made to Ukrainian President Zelensky and “fictionalized” parts of it and read it “proudly” aloud to Congress as if it were the “truth.”

When it was found out “Pencil Neck” Schiff made it up he said, “Oh I did it as a satire.” Yeah sure, Adam. Tell us another whopper. You got caught in a monstrous” lie, that’s all.

During these embarrassing, “one-sided sham hearings” several of you repeated Pelosi’s phrase, ”no one is above the law.” You have to look no further than the “end of your nose” to see that that’s not true. Schiff “falsifying” a federal document is “against the law” and changing the wording in Trump’s call to read from “I want you to do us a favor” to “I want you to do me a favor” to make it look like Trump was doing it for himself is another “falsification” of a federal document and “against the law.” 

To quote your new favorite environmentalist “heroine” Greta Thunberg, “HOW DARE YOU!!!”

Also take your “crooked” Hillary who committed “crime, after crime after crime” by destroying federally subpoenaed e-mails, smashed 13 of her federally subpoenaed devices with hammers and lied to the FBI, yet she walks free because if you are a democrat you are “above the law” it seems. So don’t go telling us no one is “above the law.”

Through all this, Trump continues to succeed and fight back for the good of the country and American people with 300 accomplishments so far. Everyone is doing better under Trump and you can’t stand it.

People have more money in their paychecks because he lowered the FICA tax take out each week, more people are working in all demographics than ever before.

We are now the No.1 producer and exporter of oil in the world and gas prices are lower at the pumps because he allowed drilling in ANWR and started the Keystone pipeline that is employing 40,000 people.

We are now energy independent for the first time in 75 years, he lowered the business tax from 35% to 21% allowing companies to come back here again to build and he rebuilt our military to be the strongest in the world after Obama left it in shambles to pre WWII status.

Have you taken your thumbs out of your “mouths and rear ends” yet?

Well, keep on “digging” your graves and lay in it. Trump has done “more” than any other president and all the presidents combined because he “cares” about the country and “loves” the people and wants to “build” it up from the “ash heap” Obama left us.

By “resisting” Trump and doing “nothing” for your constituencies you’re just like the song says ”you are shorter on breath and one day closer to death.”

Is Trump Your President?

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on December 24, 2019 by andelino

Merry Christmas and a Blessed 2020

Happy Hanukkah

 Hat Tip: Evil Smiley

Turkey Pardon 2019

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on November 28, 2019 by andelino

President Donald Trump joked that the turkeys he was about to “pardon” had already been called by House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff to “testify” against him.

Saying that the Democrats had accused him of being “too soft on turkey,” the president introduced the two birds — named “Bread” and “Butter” — who had been chosen to participate in the annual presidential “turkey-pardoning” ceremony.

President Trump began with a few opening remarks about the tradition of pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey, an annual event that began with former President George H. W. Bush.

“In keeping with that tradition, today I will issue a pardon to a pair of very handsome birds, Butter and his alternate, Bread. Bread and Butter were raised in the Tarheel state by farmer Wiley Jackson who is here with us — who is here with us and his wife. Thank you very much,” he said.

“Thankfully, Bread and Butter have been specially raised by the Jackson’s to remain calm under any condition which will be very important because they have already received subpoenas to appear in Adam Schiff’s basement on Thursday. Hundreds of people have. It seems the Democrats are accusing me of being too soft on Turkey.” Trump joked.

Trump turned his attention to the birds, adding, “Bread and Butter, I should note that unlike previous witnesses, you and I have actually met. It’s very unusual. Very unusual. In any event, I expect this pardon will be a very popular one with the media. After all, turkeys are closely related to vultures. I don’t know if I like that line but there is some truth to it,” he smiled.

Vegan Cory Booker was asked about his favorite “comfort food.” Booker said “veggies.” Ask what the “Thanksgiving” holiday would look like under a Cory Booker administration, including whether or not President Booker would take executive action to stop the “wholesale slaughter” of America’s turkeys by pardoning every single one of the delicious birds under U.S. jurisdiction, Booker’s national press secretary Sabrina Singh said “Those are some tough questions, guess you’ll just have to wait and see.”

Pete Buttigieg, Bread and Butter.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), a pro-vegan organization that describes the ultimate goal of veganism as “to help animals and reduce suffering,” has a clear stance when it comes to the American people’s “ritual lust” for turkey meat.

That stance is outlined in the following television advertisement PETA submitted to run on NBC during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, but was rejected by the same network overlords who rejected Ronan Farrow’s accurate reporting on the “sexual predations” of disgraced Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein, who donated $7,800 to Booker’s Senate campaign in 2013, according to federal election records.

WARNING! If you are eating a Butterball Turkey for Thanksgiving, please understand that you are eating an “Islamic blessed, halal-certified bird.”

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Elections 2058

Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , , on June 24, 2019 by andelino

After years of struggling to advance beyond mere “Socialism”, the opinion page of the New York Times has made a “giant leap forward.”

“This is the first installment in a new series, ‘Op-Eds From the Future,’ in which science fiction authors, futurists, philosophers and scientists write op-eds that they imagine we might read 10, 20 or even 100 years in the future. The challenges they predict are imaginary, for now, but their arguments illuminate the urgent questions of today and prepare us for tomorrow. The opinion piece below is a work of wishful thinking.”

After decades of “failure” to get elected, the almost “extinct” Democrat Party held its convention to “develop” a better strategy for the 2058 race, as the “wildly” popular President Baron Trump will “step down” after four terms, and hand power over to his sons, Baron Trump II Jr. and Baron Trump III Jr. to be “co-presidents for life.”

The troubles for the parties of the Bushes, the Clinton’s and the Obama’s started with the unsuccessful “impeachment” of Donald Trump, following the removal of the “Mueller Probe” which turned out to be a “Russian” hoax.

With the number of Democrat House seats “reduced” to twelve, they held the “Democratic National Convention” at the “Area 51 Alien Center” in the cafeteria next to the ongoing “Star Trek Convention.”

They were met by a “dozen” or so other Democrats running for president, many of whom were “flapping” their lips trying to “leap” into orbit. The ones who didn’t flap their “lips” had just been released from the “Clinton Treatment Center” for mental injustice, where they were treated for uncontrolled body movements.

A somewhat decomposed Harry Reid, recalled from the “other side” for the occasion, sat next to his old friend crazy “Nancy Pelosi” whose decomposition began in 2016. Having “dispensed” with God for good, they were joined by other “star gazers” and Kenyans in need of “redemption” and collective salvation.

All participants agreed that a solution to ending the “Trump Dynasty” can only be reached with the help from the folks who “landed” some years ago at Area 51 with “genuine” birth certificates. While their “senility” no longer permits them to speak , all of them were not allowed to “cast a vote” for any of the Trumps.

No matter how hard reporters tried to get the wide-eyed and confused “Pencil Neck” Adam Schiff to reveal his inner “extraterrestrial,” or at least to walk through a wall, he only repeated that he had the “evidence” in his pockets that Donald Trump was a “Romulan” spy.  He called for another “Special Counsel” to prove how Trump “colluded” with “creatures” from outer space and then “covered” up the evidence of his “sexual” escapades with them, saying “the people have the right to know.”

The New York Magazine, a Democrat ally, published an op-ed advocating the recruitment of extraterrestrials to their cause and substituting “ET for God”, since Democrats already believe in “ET, ESP, New Age, séances and witches, Russia collusion, and out-of-body experiences.” God, still busy with denying Obama godhood, refused to be interviewed.

Democrats also bemoaned the fact they switched terminology of undocumented Invaders” to “Migrants.” If they had just stayed with “Aliens” they wouldn’t have to burn all the “history” books and reprint them with the new verbiage.

According to the Washington Post, UFOs exist and everyone needs to adjust to these facts. “I’m a man without a country” tells his story of how he became “unstuck” in time and “abducted” by aliens.

Based on these facts, “Trump the First”, decided not to waste “time and money” on a South border wall when he can build an “Intergalactic Border Wall” (IBW) saying:

“I will build a great Intergalactic Border Wall, and nobody builds an IBW better than me, believe me, and I’ll build it very inexpensively. I will build a great IBW and I’ll have the creatures from outer space pay for it.”

Our sovereignty is being violated by vehicles of unknown origin” according to Christopher Mellon, former Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Intelligence during the Clinton and George W. Bush administrations.

The U.S. military has seen them. The strange objects, one of them like a “spinning” top moving against the wind, appeared almost ”daily” from the summer of 2014 to March 2015, high in the skies over the East Coast.

Navy pilots reported to their superiors that the objects had no “visible” engine or infrared exhaust plumes, but that they could reach 30,000 feet and “hyper-sonic” speeds of 5000 mph!

The growing number of such sightings in sensitive military contexts, reported by highly trained, highly credible witnesses and corroborated by some of the world’s most sophisticated technology, including several infrared videos shot from fighter jets. They signal a potential high-level strategic “threat of unknown origin”, one the nation would be foolish to ignore.

These UFO’s perform maneuvers that are, shall we say, challenging to mere “human” pilots. What was strange, the pilots said, was that the video showed flying objects accelerating to hyper-sonic speed, making sudden stops and instantaneous turns, something beyond the physical limits of a human while “boarding.”

Daily “invasions” from the summer of 2014 to March of 2015? Why is anybody “surprised?”

That was at the “height” of the Obama “open door, open border” years. Aliens from every “corner of the earth” arrived on our borders.

Apparently America is the “best place on earth” to live and word spreads fast. It doesn’t really matter where these undocumented “aliens” are coming from. Since we know nothing about them they pose a “threat” that we seem committed to ignore.

The NYT and the History Channel “conspiring” to promote a story about “foreign” interference. Sounds about right.

The Russian “hoax” story didn’t fly. Maybe the “Martians” after all got “Trump the First” elected.

UFOs Exist and Everyone Needs to Adjust to That Fact
How seriously should you take those recent reports of UFOs?
Unidentified: Inside America’s UFO Investigation
Navy Pilots Report Unexplained Flying Objects


Posted in uncategorized with tags , , , , on May 27, 2019 by andelino

Democrat “Pencil Neck” Adam Schiff said that President Donald Trump’s decision to “declassify” information related to the origins of the Russia probe was “UN-American.”

On the heels of Trump’s decision to give Barr wide latitude with regard to declassifying the pertinent information, Pencil Neck Schiff tweeted,

“While Trump stonewalls the public from learning the truth about his obstruction of justice, Trump and Barr conspire to weaponize law enforcement and classified information against their political enemies. The cover-up has entered a new and dangerous phase. This is UN-American.” — Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) May 24, 2019

But in December 2016, just a month “prior” to Trump’s inauguration, Pencil Neck Schiff called on Obama to “declassify” as much information as possible, arguing that Trump would “not allow it once he was in office.”

“President Obama can and must declassify as much as possible about Russia hacking our elections. Rest assured, Trump won’t.” — Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) December 17, 2016

Remember when “Pencil Neck” Schiff, the Democrat “Russia Collusion” screamer was exposed “colluding” with Russians to get “dirt” on President Trump except that he wasn’t aware he had been set up by Russians in a “prank” call which would later be publicized to expose his “hypocrisy.”

Remember when “Pencil Neck” Schiff claimed that Devon Nunes releasing the “FISA” memo to the public will bring “death, destruction and mayhem” to our Democracy?

We’ll “Pencil Neck” Schiff took his “idiocy” level up a notch. In February 2018 Schiff-Head went on MSNBC’s Rachael “MadCow” Maddow and being as shrill as ever, he suggested that Devon Nunes releasing the “FISA” memo could lead to domestic “terrorist attacks” and cause a repeat of the 1995 Oklahoma City “bombing.”

When the Democrats are in “desperate” need for some over-the-top “fear” mongering, “Pencil Neck” Schiff is the man they call.

Well, the Demigod of Demagoguery, The Master of Disaster, and the go to Anonymous Leaker of classified information is back to play another round of “Jump-The-Shark” roulette.

This time “Pencil Neck” has his panties all knotted up after President Trump directed “intelligence agencies” to cooperate with the DOJ’s investigation into the origins of the Democrats “Russian Collusion Delusion” hoax.

A statement from Sarah Sanders said that “the Attorney General has been delegated full and complete authority to declassify information pertaining to this investigation.”

Well, at this point “Pencil Neck” Schiff couldn’t bear Trump’s “transparency” any longer. The effort to lay everything “out in the open” was just another part of the “UN-American” cover-up.

“Pencil Neck” Schiff along with every other Democrat called on Attorney General William Barr to “declassifying” the full Mueller report, despite the fact he would be “breaking the law” in doing so.

Because the American people have the“right to know” what their Government was doing, declassifying the FBI counterintelligence is “UN-American” and also would be considered “weaponizing” law enforcement according to “Pencil Neck” Schiff’s brain waves.

Because the American people understand that some things the Government is doing must be kept secret, the American people need not worry because, I, “Pencil Neck” Adam Schiff will be keeping the “Intelligence” community honest.

WOW! Who knew “transparency” could be so downright “confusing?” I could have sworn I heard many Democrats over the years claiming “Sunlight is the best disinfectant.”

Sniff… Sniff… that “smell of fear” is unmistakable that “Pencil Neck” Schiff and his democratic cronies just “pooped” in their pants.

Trump Gives Attorney General Barr Power To Declassify Russia Probe Documents


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