Immaculate Excretion

This event purportedly took place at the Vatican while the Pope was talking to “Fraud-In-Chief” Joe Biden.

Biden got hit with an urge to squirt shit,
and the Pope droned on.
He looked at the floor and it hit him some more,
and the Pope droned on.
His colon was bloating and nearly exploding,
It was too late to run for the John.
So he took a cool stance and just dumped in his pants,
while the Pope droned on.

Sung to the tune of “The Strawberry Blonde.”