Transgender LeBron

Because common sense has died in America, some biological men have been able to participate in women’s sports as transgender athletes.

The idea, of course, is absurd. Women’s sports will end if men who “identify” as women can compete against biological women. Yet, the Left remains open to the idea, and has even encouraged it. So maybe the thought of one particular man — LeBron James — competing against women will change their minds?

At Saturday’s Turning Point Action “Rally to Protect Our Elections!” event in Phoenix, AZ, former President Donald Trump offered the idea of LeBron, the Left’s most useful pawn, competing in women’s sports.

“I’ll be honest, we all like to win,” Trump said while criticizing a transgender weightlifter. “If I were a coach, I’ll tell you, I wouldn’t be talking to too many women, as we know women. I’d be getting some of these people that, they’re women. Somebody said that if LeBron James ever decided to get the operation, how would he be? How would he be on the court?”

The media quickly scoffed at Trump’s comment, but audiences can’t shake this visual from their minds. LeBron may be a beta male, but he’s a 6-foot-9, 260-pound power forward who runs the basketball court like a 5-10 point guard.

Speaking of LeBron’s ratings, Trump slammed those too. “LeBron James? You can have him,” Trump went on at Saturday’s rally. “Did you see the basketball ratings, which were terrible, but they went up after his team was defeated.”

Trump is correct. And you heard it here first. I argued the day after the Suns bounced the race-baiting fraud from the playoffs that the NBA was instantly more enjoyable to watch.

By the way, if you are waiting for LeBron to comment on this issue — stop. LeBron speaks only about social issues that further his brand. Plus, Trump has put him in a no-win situation. LeBron would either a) have to agree with the woke losers and say he’s not superior to women basketball players, which he would never do; or b) admit the idea is ridiculous and thus alienate the few remaining woke losers who still watch his games on TV.

There are two truths to recognize here: LeBron James is the worst, and men should not compete against women in sports. Anyway, detractors of those two truths want to silence Trump. Hmm.

LeBron better stick to commenting on police shootings for now.

Shortly after he lost on the court, LeBron went on to promote his Space Jam movie, which could now lose hundreds of millions of dollars without China’s support and has been universally scorned by critics. You can’t help but laugh.

He’s just a kid from Akron with a clown nose on. LeBron James’ hometown of Akron, Ohio did a little post-production editing to a mural depicting James and his Space Jam co-stars. Along with a clown nose, the artists plastered the phrase “LA FLOP” across the mural.

“Someone vandalized a LeBron James Space Jam mural…SMH.” @PIX11News) pic.twitter.com/eGS5PqtkfE — Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) July 27, 2021

The rendering of James and the cast of Looney Tunes characters is located just minutes from James’ I Promise School near downtown Akron.

“LA Flop” is an artistic nod to James’ uncanny ability to dramatize even the mildest of fouls. As for the clown nose, there are any number of reasons to depict James in a comical manner: his lack of support for the police, failure to address China, injury complaints, constant need for attention, etc.

The defaced mural is just the latest example of LeBron’s summertime blues. First, his Lakers exited the playoffs in the opening round, then his new movie garnered the type of reviews that could secure the prestigious Golden Raspberry Award, bestie Chris Paul lost in the Finals, and now, his hometown is depicting him as a flopping clown.

Not coincidentally, Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Tweety and the Tasmanian Devil’s likenesses were unblemished.

If LeBron wants to catch the person who did this, maybe he should contact the police. Oh, wait…

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