Celebrating American Holidays

The Official Kamala Harris Guide to Celebrating American Holidays

Vice President Kamala Harris came under fire for telling Americans to “enjoy the long weekend” ahead of the Memorial Day holiday. Harris tweeted the message along with a photo of herself smiling.

Perhaps the vice president’s tweet was an homage to former president Barack Obama, who frequently honored special occasions and historic figures by posting photos of himself.

Either way, critics observed that Harris’s message was a bit unusual given the significance of “Memorial Day”, the federal holiday for honoring U.S. service members who died fighting for their country.

To make matters worse, Harris joined President Joe Biden on Memorial Day for a surprise visit to “Le Diplomate”, a fancy French restaurant in Washington, D.C. The scandal confirmed the suspicions of those who doubt the Biden administration’s commitment to American values.

President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris dined at popular French restaurant Le Diplomate.

What might we expect from Harris, in particular, as she takes to Twitter to “celebrate” our country’s other cherished holidays? Here’s an official preview:

4th of July

National Senior Citizens Day

Labor Day

Veterans Day

Christmas Day

Holocaust Remembrance Day

International Whores’ Day

Racism Day

Binders full of racists

Vice President Kamala Harris also keeps a list of reporters and other political types who might be “racist”, according to a profile published in the Atlantic.

“The vice president and her team tend to dismiss reporters. Trying to get her to take a few questions after events is treated as an act of impish aggression,” writes Edward-Isaac Dovere. “And Harris herself tracks political players and reporters whom she thinks don’t fully understand her or appreciate her life experience.”

That list presumably includes the people at Vogue magazine, who managed to enrage libs by putting Harris on the cover earlier this year. It remains unclear why the libs became enraged; Harris was wearing her signature Converse kicks and everything.

According to Dovere’s reporting, Harris judiciously monitors the words journalists use to describe her. “She particularly doesn’t like the word cautious, and aides look out for synonyms too,” he writes. “Careful, guarded, and hesitant don’t go over well.”

Antonyms as well, apparently. During the 2020 campaign, journalists and other libs were sounding the alarm about the word “ambitious.” This was especially true following reports that some aides to then-candidate Joe Biden thought Harris was too ambitious to be his running mate; Biden did “not want to be outshone.” Rep. Karen Bass (D., Calif.) was reportedly considered because, unlike Harris, she had no interest in running for president in the future.

On that subject, the Atlantic profile does not inspire confidence in Harris’s ability to realize her presidential ambition. Biden’s death might be the only thing that could propel her to the White House, given her underwhelming political abilities. She already tried running for president in 2020, and her campaign flamed out before the Iowa caucus.

Some aides have been “surprised at how much work there is to be done” when it comes to educating Harris on policy issues. Even journalists have grown tired of the VP’s tendency to “retreat behind talking points and platitudes in public.” Dovere writes that, at times, Harris “comes off as so uninteresting that television producers have started to wonder whether spending thousands of dollars to send people on trips with her is worthwhile, given how little usable material they get out of it.”

In many ways, Harris is merely a non-white version of Hillary Clinton. Both women are possessed by ruthless ambition, yet lack the necessary skills to succeed in politics at the national level. They are most comfortable when regurgitating talking points and platitudes. Objectively speaking, they share a knack for unsettling laughter and launched their political careers by dating powerful men.

Harris’s obsession with keeping track of the politicians and reporters who “don’t fully understand her or appreciate her life experience” might seem strange, but it’s nothing new. Hillary did the same thing but never got a chance to exact her revenge. Alas, neither will Harris, in all likelihood.

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