Jeeps & Booze Don’t Mix

Woke and “flaming liberal” rocker Bruce Springsteen’s life, already far removed from his “glory” days, has taken a turn for the “worse” after it was revealed he was arrested last November for “driving while intoxicated.”

Springsteen was arrested at Gateway National Recreation Area in Sandy Hook, N.J., on November 14 and charged with “DWI, reckless driving and consuming alcohol in a closed area.”

Jeep has pulled its preachy, insulting, tone-deaf commercial targeting the “deplorable” chumps in fly-over America “video ad” which ran during Super Bowl Sunday.

Apparently, Springsteen, Jeep and booze don’t mix.

“It would be inappropriate for us to comment without details on a matter that we cannot substantiate,” a Jeep spokesperson told E! News. “But it’s also right that we pause our big-game commercial until the actual facts can be established. It’s message of community and unity is as relevant as ever.”

A source said that Springsteen took a shot of tequila in a photograph with fans prior to getting stopped. “That’s typical Bruce,” the source quipped.

“I don’t know why they stopped him,” the source added. “I mean technically you’re not allowed to drink in a state park, and I don’t know, maybe, if a policeman sees somebody drinking and doesn’t give them a ticket, they lose their job. Any kind of alcohol-related driving thing is serious.”

The ad marked the first time Narcissist know as Bruce Springsteen, 71, had appeared in a commercial. With the way things are going, it may also be his last.

Another piece of evidence about the narcissism of him, and the left in general: “after five years of lying about Trump and his supporters, now they ask for unity?” What kind of psychopath do you have to be to actually expect that “pitch” to work? Ridiculous.

Bruce figured he could just throw on a cowboy hat, stand in front of a church and cross in the background and say “truce in the middle” after his Democratic party used Covid to “steal an election.”

Jeep’s choice of Bruce, who declared “I love Australia. If Trump is re-elected I’ll see you on the next plane” as the spokesman for their commercial seems a bit “hypocritical” at best.

At worst it seems as though they’ve totally lost the plot. Many people commented on the brilliant “symbolism” of using the Communist “Red Star.”

The last time I saw a red star like that was in Russia.

You know damn well Jeep knew this before the Super Bowl, but that wasn’t going to stop them from airing their “woke” commercial in front of  95 million deplorables.

They were waiting until the truth came out, then they pulled the plug. Win-win for them because even bad publicity is better than none…and Jeep is trending so…..

Jeep 1941: Let’s kill fascists. Jeep 2021: Let’s meet in the middle.”

Couldn’t happen to a nicer liberal, millionaire musician fraud than Bruce. Driving around nowhere in some busted ass old jeep to a melancholy soundtrack looking like an extra on “Longmire” so that you know he is…“poor just like you.”

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