Mendacious Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris has lived an unbelievable life. The vice president has detailed, in books and interviews, moments from her childhood and early adolescence that inspired her to pursue a career in politics by dating Willie Brown in the mid-1990s.

Here are some of the most heartwarming anecdotes:

The time she marched for “fweedom”

Vice President Kamala “Hoe” Harris started her life’s work young. She laughs from her gut, the way you would with family, as she remembers being wheeled through an Oakland, California, “civil rights” march in a stroller with no straps with her parents and her uncle. At some point, she fell from the stroller and the adults, caught up in the rapture of protest, just kept on marching. By the time they noticed little Kamala was gone and doubled back, she was understandably upset. “My mother tells the story about how I’m fussing,” Harris says, “and she’s like, ‘Baby, what do you want? What do you need?’ And I just looked at her and I said, ‘Fweedom.’”

Her first day of preschool

I remember sitting in a large group at the coloring station. A few of the kids were talking about their mommies and daddies, but everyone went quiet when I started to cry. The teacher rushed over to see what was wrong. Honestly I didn’t even know. “She’ll be fine,” the teacher assured my classmates. Suddenly it hit me. “Pwonouns,” I blurted out between sobs. “Gin-doored pwonouns.” My parents had to come pick me up. “What’s the matter?” they asked, looking concerned. “Twans wives,” I said, no longer crying. “Twans wives matter.”My mother had a saying: “Kamala, you may be the first to do many things, but make sure you’re not the last.”

Her first day at the University of Alabama

It didn’t occur to me at the time that I was making history as one of the first black Asian student to enroll at U of A. I just wanted to get to class on time. Not even George Wallace could stand in the way of my penchant for punctuality. He was a lot like Trump, albeit less of a racist. I just wish I hadn’t dropped my textbook in front of all those photographers. It was really embarrassing, but a nice white boy picked it up for me. He looked like he might have been a little “slow,” but my mother always told me not to judge a “book by its cover.”

The time her brother died in Vietnam

Bubba, that was what we called him, dreamt of becoming a shrimping boat captain. Instead, he died by a river in Vietnam, cradled in the arms of a fellow soldier. His last words—“I wanna go home”—echo in my mind to this day, a reminder of the senselessness of war, and the futility of resisting communist aggression.

The time two white dudes got into a fight in the middle of her Black Panther party

We were just trying to blow off a little steam before the protest, and Masai thought hosting a party would be a good idea. Some of the Panthers were smoking weed. I think some of them were supposed to be in school. In retrospect, I wished I had called the cops to report the illegal activity, but hindsight is 20/20. Things went off the rails when some white poser named Reuben started beating up his hippie girlfriend, and another white dude dressed as a soldier stepped in and started whooping on him. “Me too!” I shouted, acknowledging my approval. “Criminals must learn to fear the swift and ruthless hand of justice.”

Her semester abroad in China

The summer of ’89 was an absolute scorcher in Beijing. I got so fed up with the heat that I cut off most of my hair. Most people thought I was a man, which was annoying at first, but I got used to it. I never got used to the tanks, though. They were always blocking my favorite route from the square to my apartment. On one particular occasion, after a long day of souvenir shopping, a whole line of them cut me off. “Excuse me, I’m still walking,” I said, with as much sass as I could muster, daring them to run me over. China is a complicated place, I thought to myself.

Her time as Attorney General.

Kamala Harris made a name for herself in California politics in part by “getting tough on truancy,” in her words. In 2011, she endorsed a controversial state law that led to the arrest and prosecution of parents whose children missed too many school days. Criminals had every reason to fear the heavy sword of justice, wielded as it was with ruthless precision by the attorney general.

Her sordid sexual relationships

Kamala, who was in her late 20s early 30’s dated the 60-year-old married Willie Brown because he was just so very “irresistible.” She went the old fashioned way, sleeping her way to the top. That of course, was in exchange for certain kinds of favors. You know, the mistress thing, not exactly moving on up based on hard work or merit, but that little advantage of good looks (Obama called her the best-looking state attorney general), employed to their optimal practical use. Her political patron, former lawyer to “pimps”, Mayor of San Francisco, and State Assembly Speaker Willie Brown, admitted he helped her get her political start.

“Yes, we dated. It was more than 20 years ago. Yes, I may have influenced her career by appointing her to two state commissions when I was Assembly speaker. And I certainly helped with her first race for district attorney in San Francisco. I have also helped the careers of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Gov. Gavin Newsom, Sen. Dianne Feinstein and a host of other politicians.”

Willie Brown was California’s most powerful politician, which might have had something to do with why Harris was out “dating married man twice her age.” And it’s interesting because Brown, a former attorney for “pimps” in his pre-political days, seemed to have a “taste” for the kind of women often seen in a positive “lights” by pimps. Not that it mattered that he was married, he’s always had a slew of “prostitutes” as companions. Kamala was one of them.

Once Kamala got the office she wanted from Brown, she “dumped” him. Harris has kept virtually all “references” to Willie Brown out of her numerous “memoirs” on the market. Some feminist she is. Sleeping her way to the top on her knees. Pretty disgusting offering “sex” for political favors and “cheating” on someone’s spouse to get herself some “political” power the way Kamala did.

So now that Kamala Harris is Vice President is she going to “encourage” all the little girls out there by saying that getting a politically strong, “married boyfriend for sex” is the way to make it big in politics now? One wonders.

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