Victory Lap Dances

To celebrate the “stolen” presidency of Bogus President Joseph “Sniffy” Robinette Biden Jr, his son Hunter Biden hosted a “late night” inaugural ball on Wednesday to celebrate his “senile” father’s swearing in as the 46th President of the United States.

According to the official invitation, procured via sources on the dark web, the “Chomos” festivities toke place blocks from the White House at Archibald’s, the celebrated D.C. institution where Hunter often was seen smoking crack in 2018.

Archibald’s employees reported that Hunter spent “thousands and thousands of dollars” in the club’s VIP rooms on hookers and drugs while paying with “credit cards that didn’t have his name on it.”

Also attending was “best buddy” Bernie Sanders who patiently waited in the Foyer to give the “invocation” for the lustful evening event.

For those “Chomos” who were lucky enough to attend, the party is sure to be the talk of the town for years to come.