Employee of the Month

Goya Employee of the Month.

It’s always nice to see Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lend businesses a helping hand.

This summer, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said calling her “AOC” is “disrespectful” but now you can buy many of her “AOC” shirts for $65/each.

She called for a “boycott” of Goya Foods after CEO Robert Unanue spoke publicly of his support for President Donald Trump.

“Oh look, it’s the sound of me googling how to make your own Adobo.” https://t.co/YOScAcyAnC — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) July 10, 2020

Make sure you always write out her full name, “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez” (AOC) when she sends follow-up tweets to her ambitious followers with a recipe:

While AOC’s tweet successfully prompted a #BoycottGoya, it also drove up Goya’s sales. By a lot. Check out this swing and a miss:

“She was actually our Employee of the Month. When she boycotted us, our sales actually increased 1,000%. We never were able to hand it to her, but she got Employee of the Month for bringing attention to GOYA and our adobo. Actually, our sales of adobo did very well after she said, ‘Make your own adobo.’ She’s our hero. She helped boost sales tremendously,” Goya Foods CEO Robert Unanue reported.

Recently, Goya doubled its production, constructing an $80 million facility in Texas to meet increased demand.

This is the equivalent of a popular Twitter account quote-tweeting a video that the user hates and inadvertently driving up the view count, making the host more famous and rich.

Movie theaters, the tanking NBA, and all the businesses the Democrats have shut down that are still offering take-out now hope that AOC will denounce their brands, too.

Get AOC’s “economic justice” sweatshirt now before it’s sold out.

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